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2015-12-16 03:53:43 Post No. 25022923
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2015-12-16 03:53:43
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so, /r9k/, when did you realize all women are pretentious assholes who don't appreciate solid romantic efforts?
>be in middle school, circa 2003
>have crush on girl, probably 7.5/10
>approaching winter break
>decide to make my move on her
>on the last day of the semester, i bring some mistletoe
>my plan is to find her, hold up some mistletoe, and kiss her
>it'll be original, quirky, and romantic
>find her at lunch sitting w/ guy i know
>whatever, it's time to make my move
>sit across from her, clear throat
>hold up mistletoe, smile
>she keeps talking to guy, not even a glance in my direction
>i stay there holding mistletoe and smiling for a good 5 minutes
>"anon what are you doing?" she says
>oh fuck
>i didn't plan this far ahead
>i start leaning in real slowly
>she asks again "anon what are you doing"
>i keep leaning forward, getting closer and closer to her face
>itshappening.webm
>she is visibly freaked out
>i lean all the way in, kiss her
>kinda miss her lips, end up kissing space between upper lip and nose
>she backs away, starts spitting
>"anon that was gross"
>guy looks at me, shakes his head in disappointment
>girl runs off, tells teacher, who tells principal, who calls mom
ended up getting in some big trouble for it. Why are women like this?
