Damn there's a lot of people here. On a Tuesday night no less. You all NEETs? I'd imagine, wagecucks probably just downed half a bottle of Nyquil to get at least some rest before Mr. Bergstein's double shift he's having them pull.
But tomorrow...tomorrow's 'Hump Day.' Isn't that an interesting term? Hump Day...hump day hump day hump day, middle of the standard work week.
Wagecucks look so forward to Hump Day because it's the midway point. They'll think "just a few more days until my day off!" Happy Hump Day in the meantime though!
Actually I celebrated Hump Day last week, me and a wagecuck's wife. Let's just say most of Hump Day took place in the king size bed that the wagecuck bought with his money.
>>25020967
Thisis a bunch of garbage. You don't even have a car, let alone the money to go to a comedy club. Keep baitin' loser.
ahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS GUY'S GREAT
>>25021005
Finally learned how to use the spoilers, eh wagecuck?
You're all over the place tonight.
>>25020967
bravo neetfriend
wagecucks btfoed again
will they ever learn?
>>25021075
>mush
>in mud
what the fuck
>>25021098
>will they ever learn
not as long as they're mr shekelsberg's good little goybots
Hahahaha, what a riot! This guy's material is always top notch!
>>25021127
>mud
Are you blind, wagefriend? All that work must be straining your eyesight.
That's clearly just a road.
>>25021075
more pics like this pls
>>25020967
Jokes on you I've been off work since 10 this morning because we are about to go on Christmas leave.
I can't believe we live in a world where adults are actually proud of being unemployed and living with their parents
Tick tock wagecusk
Better get to sleep at 7pm to get up at 6am for work.
Me you ask? Why i'll be up practising my piano for my next performance at the tea store on main street.
Be sure to drop in if you have time... Oh you don't? That's a shame
Oh well don't forget to iron that shirt before you sleep
Yes honey I'm coming! Lets go watch that newest hot movie!
>>25021204
How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?
>>25021182
Oh poor wagecuck
I am on Christmas leave all year round. You better destress before you get back to work!
Poor wagecuck, Hows that bald spot coming?
>>25021229
Although i agree with said statement at least give charles his due. Dont try and pass that shit off as your own writing.
Wagecucks once again L I T E R A L L Y
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>25021208
>Better get to sleep at 7pm to get up at 6am for work.
>mfw NEETs can't imagine functioning on less than 11 hours of sleep
>>25021283
NEETs know what's up. Wagecucks won't get it.
>>25021229
Take it easy on 'em, man! You're gonna make these wagies suicidal at this rate!
>>25021204
Who said that? Was it you? Ah yeah, well well looks like we DO have a wagecuck with us tonight.
Proud of being unemployed and living with my parents? Absolutely since pride comes to those who are able to overcome adversity. Wagecucks like to think that overcoming adversity means sitting in a cubicle in a daze for eight hours. Yeah, really 'moving forward in life' eh wagie?
Hell I can't believe we live in a world where adults will actually WANT to work for someone else. But hey, I wasn't the one who created the term Stockholm Syndrome.
BY THE WAY EVERYONE, a fellow NEET friend of mine is writing a memoir, and I told him that I'd mention him in my routine. So if you want to read about the good life, get it when it comes out at your local bookstore!
>>25021208
>get to sleep at 7pm to get up at 6am
lol who does this? If you're getting up at 6 then the earliest you should be going to bed is 10~, any more will just leave you feeling tired the next day
Also ya you guys are totally right, work does kind of suck, but once you get a taste for money its impossible to go back
>>25021290
>mfw wagecucks don't have to imagine functioning on less than 5 hours of sleep
>>25021171
Everything starts looking like mud when you've had you nose up your bosses ass for 8 hours a day.
>>25021335
What's it like to sleep your life away completely alone?
>>25021204
>being proud of doing some menial task like a monkey while getting peanuts and making your boss megabucks
>>25021320
THIS IS A BLOODBATH
>all the wagecucks in the audience walking out
>>25021290
Whats that wagecuck you can hardly think until your coffee?
Better go get your jew juice to keep you going! Don;t forget about the refill once you get to work.
Oh none for me thanks, it's bad for the heart and stains the teeth. I'll just roll in bed for a while and make love to my girlfriend then make some breakfast with my premium ingredients I picked up from the market yesterday.
What's that honey? You wan't to two different juices with breakfast? Sure why not! We have plenty of time to enjoy it!
>>25021348
>wagecucks think sleeping more than 5 hours is sleeping your life away'
makes me sad honestly
gotta get up at 3 in the morning for work today. its a minimum wage job and you gota go back and fourth to get your check and work papers but sometimes you finish in 1-2 hours and get paid for 4
but still im excited to become a neet again soon
>>25021320
I buy whatever I want and own my own condo.
You have no income and live off of mumsy and daddy.
I win.
>>25021348
absolutely comfy
Oh the places our little frog is taking us! I love that this is a thing.
>>25021397
Easy there, wagecuck. No need to make a scene.
You want me to get the bouncer Ramon? He's been killing to try out his new Judo moves.
>>25021397
The government pays for everything I need to survive, I still get paid 24/7/365 and NEETs somehow think they are better than me.
Makes me kek.
>>25021397
Don't let your boss catch you slacking off at work! You dont want another pay cut do you?
Tick tock you have 10 seconds to sneak your lunch at your desk!
>>25021397
>I win.
So abandoning your passions to be a materalistic shell of your former self and begging your boss for a raise.
Now THAT'S winnin'! Where do I sign up for that life!?
>>25021440
The closest thing to a bouncer in your house is your mom upstairs who's yelling downstairs for you to keep it down because she has to go to work in the morning to support your 35-year-old bitch titted ass
>>25021442
>24/7/365
Damn son you work EVERY day? You don't even get Christmas off?
I guess NEETs really are the ones who got the short end of the stick.
you wake up with a thousand thoughts racing through your head a second, nothing making any sense at all. that and the combination of thoughts of all your insucurities you have and all your flaws and how you can never get a cute gf
sitting on the toilet trying to take a shit because you have to take a bus/train to work which will be an hour and a half after you step outside. and then you cant take a shit but you know in an hour your going to have to really go
>>25021489
He's killin' those wagies tonight! I can hardly watch!
>>25021489
Thisis a simple process. All you need to do is sell your soul to Mr Shekelsberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOpGu6vmE2g
Thread theme
>>25021512
No I get paid every day, even on the weekend and holidays.
I almost never work. I show up for accountability in the morning and PT and then go back to my barracks room and sleep until my team leader tells me we are off work for the day.
>>25021502
The closest thing to a bouncer in your house is your wife upstairs who's moaning her lungs out while you're at work.
mmmm, those sweat stains aren't hers, wagecuck
>>25021519
oh shit I remember this, used to be me to a T
especially the shitting part
thankfully I faked autism and now I'm a part of the neet master race.
>>25020967
>having sex
NORMIE SCUM OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>mfw I work for the Jew govmint
>mfw tax dollars pay my wages
>mfw I litterally sit in an office for a few hours a day shit posting and playing vidya games.
>mfw union
>mfw I have no face
>>25021604
All women want Big Neet Cock
Especially wives of wagecucks
>2015
>Still falling for this NEET bait
Neets are literally the most depressed sad people in existence, apart from in these wagie threads.
>>25021628
WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25021586
I'm gay and already said I live in a condo. There's no wife and no upstairs fatboy
>>25020967
I bet you cried and masturbated all day. After failing to get it up for the fourth time you probably just gave up to shitpost here.
>tfw able to buy my wife and other family nice gifts and get drunk as shit in my own apt this christmas because earning money is fun
>>25021670
>being gay
NORMIES OUT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW OUR PAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25021489
total domination, time to go home cuckies.
>>25021692
Right? He keeps saying he's fucking all these "wagies" wives. Yeah, the wives of working men are just ACHING to fuck bitch titted autists who live with their parents, for sure
>>25021208
Why would I need 11 hours of sleep?
>tfw self-employed
Best of both worlds.
>Mfw I get to roll around like a toasty cinnamon bun every morning at 9am while wagecucks have to force themselves awake to rush off to work otherwise they get fired
>10am and they are getting another stern talking to about their boss for taking an extra 30 seconds on their lunch break
>Meanwhile I am deciding to order either a tasty pho soup by the QT Vietnamese girl or the french bread and cheese by the qt french girl
>6pm time to drive home for wagecuck. You forgot to email your boss your check out time? Looks like you don't get paid today wagecuck
>Meanwhile I am having a love session with my next door neighout an ex miss Colombia here on study exchange
>I exchanged her my dick
>Finally home wagecuck? Better hurry and down that instant dinner before bed time
>meanwhile I am planning my next trip down to the coast to enjoy the summer sun tomorrow. Oh look Star Wars is on TV, I invite Miss Colombia over to watch.
>>25021661
>>25021692
Why are wagecucks the most mean-spirited people in existence? Are they incapable of seeing the lighter side of things?
>>25020967
OP stop talking about how you're fucking all these women everyone has an exact idea of what you fucking look like. go upstairs and ask mommy how you're doing on good boy points
>>25021748
They're not aching to fuck the working man, that's for sure.
>ohhh im so wet my man works in a tiny little cubicle and takes orders from his boss unffff
>>25021208
>yes honey I'm coming!
yes it's best not to keep your waifu waiting for your Death Note marathon
>>25021791
Because like all wagecucks you suffer from stress and will constantly wake up throughout the night worrying about what will happen if you don't close that big Goldberg account by Friday.
Don't forget to put your mouthguard back in due to your teeth grinding from being so anxious.
Hair falling out again? Oh no, better use your 2 days of vacation time to get those hair plugs.
That's if Mr. Goldtseen lets you..
Is it me or does married pussy feel better than regular pussy? Something about pounding a bitch while knowing her husband is at work so her can buy her more gifts satisfies me on a primal level.
Pretty gross how most women are willing to outright lie to guys they've been married to for years and pretend like everything is alright when just hours before they were taking my cock in the bed they sleep together in.
>>25021806
Quite the potty mouth, wagecuck. Get it out of your system, Mr Shekelsberg is taking none of that at work tomorrow.
>>25021858
shit, autists and spergs REALLY never leave the house, do they? Obviously you base everything you know about the "workaday" world off of what you see on TV from the comfort of your basement.
Not all workplaces are like that you chunky fuck.
>>25021877
What exactly do you think having a job is like? where do you think your mom gets those tendies?
>>25021857
No time to chat now wagecuck. About to hit the disco hall.
Don't forget to tuck in that shirt before you get to the office
~Youuuu've beeeeen KEKED
~Wife went for that big NEET COCK
~You should've bought a better LOCK
~Don't you forget to KNOCK
~You see that on the door knob? That's a SOCK.
Tiiiiiiiiiick
TOCK
>>25021916
I know right? I work for my dad's business with my uncles. High end landscaping. I do office work and corporate sales. Our office is a chill gorgeous open concept space in a converted warehouse. Modern and hip. We have massage chairs and order lunch each day. It's pretty fucking awesome. Yeah, fucking working in a cubicle sucks, but there are millions of "jobs" in the world. Some are actually really fucking awesome. Tomorrow I get to have lunch at a 5-star restaurant with a hotel client on the company's dime.
>>25020967
Why is there there stand-up comedy in the piano lounge? Is this a new program or what?
>>25021949
OP is like "I FUCK SO MANY MARRIED HOTTIES" but this is definitely OP. Go clean the Cheetos dust out from under your bitch tits
Wagecucks vs NEETS
Day Versus Night
Man vs GOD
>>25022023
Careful, wagecuck. Don't wanna spike your blood pressure. That 5 hour energy drink could be your death sentence.
>>25021985
>Every day is a 5 star lunch for me wagecuck
>Today on the menu is a Roast Saddle of Lamb with herbs
>Selle D'agneau Rotti Aux Aromates for you wagecucks. I have mastered 5 languages while you are on the edge of suicide at work
>For dinner you ask? Well that would be Turban of sole fillets with salmon sorrel sauce
>Turban de filets de sole au saumon, sauce a'loseille
>bon appetit wagecuck
>>25022111
>Posturing this hard.
>>25022111
Thisis impressive. NEETs truly are the best cooks.
>>25022138
>Posturing this hard
Wagecucks face when
>>25021901
Ah, typical wagekuck response. His feeble mind resorting to petty ad hominem's, he actually thinks im fat. I can assure you i'm not, I recently broke my pr, a 275 squat. But I have made sure to stay lean and muscular.
Wagecuck's aways sound so insecure
>m-muh jobs actually different
>it's not like the other jobs I-I swear!
Are wagies actually getting mad? I'm a wagecuck too and this shit is like the highlight of my day.
Is this an accurate representation of the average wagec*ck?
>>25021858
If I suffered from stress I'd be getting less sleep, not more.
>>25022209
you're one of the good guys
unfortunately your lot is filled with bitter and loathsome people
such is the attitude of the average wagec(ck
>>25022209
Honestly I will never understand why "wageslaves" get mad over this shit and try to start legit arguments.
Some people must take every single post here seriously. They must think people here are actually green frogs or white cancer patients too.
>Wagecuk wagecuck gooble gobble gooble gobble
>>25022262
It's all they have, anon. It's all they have.
They don't have much control over their lives so they have to take out all their frustrations on the internet.
In a way, wagecuck threads are good for wagies. Lets them vent.
>people getting upset over each others life
if you wanna work, work
if you wanna be a neet, be a neet
>>25022220
Posture is too good
>>25021489
if your passions include shitting in jugs, pissing in bottles, having anxiety attacks every time you leave the house and jerking off all day then sounds like you have it made
>>25022391
no chill
>>25022391
My passions are cooking, reading, languages, studying construction, making love to my girlfriend and using any other spare time to better my body and mind.
>Be Student
>Studying what I enjoy at a good uni
>Not committed to anything yet
>Mfw neetcucks claim any form of superiority beyond being a literal waste of skin
I had an idea for financing NEET life a while back as a result of the following.
>Checking out porn a while back
>Looking up Desi stuff for variety's sake
>Find this girl Bindu
>Look up more on her
>She was brought to the USA on a fiancee visa
>Pushed into sex work by her new husband
>But not the illegal kind, or so she insists
>Stripping/amateur porn mostly
>Her "husband" proceeded to live large on her earnings for years
>Apparently he did it to her older sister for years as well, and just replaced her when she left with the younger sister
>This is all perfectly legal
His technique could use some refinement. For one, she could have been doing professional porn instead of amateur stuff at home, as in actual porn shoots. When not on the pole or on his cock she could have been in her room camwhoring for even more money except when she needed to sleep.
1. pick up qt third world village girl while overseas
2. bring her back as my fiancee
3. break her in sexually
4. put her to work in a strip club
5. then camming
6. book her porn shoots
7. put all of the money after tax in a joint account
8. pay all bills from this
9. dump the money from that account into one just for me
10. divorce her for the new model when she burns out
11. kick her out of the country when I'm done
>This is perfectly legal as long as I don't make her escort
>After tax this is likely to yield 65k+ annually
>always have access to fresh virginal, exotic pussy
S-s-should I do this?
>>25020967
if all wage cucks quit their jobs at the same time. are neets prepared for the uprising .
>>25022514
yeah for some reason I find that extremely unlikely
>>25020967
>wagecuck
we can say cuck again now?
>>25022562
But is there enough room in your mom's basement for the two of you to live before the porn buxx start coming in?
>>25020967
Honest question: what's the difference between a NEET and a nigger?
>>25022562
go for it, you've got nothing to lose
>>25022628
I have an apartment of my own. I'd be able to quit my job after a while though.
>La croyant qu'il cuck des salaires
>I am currently studying internal and external skins of brick walls on residential homes.
Do you know the required amount of wall ties per square meter? I do.
I am preparing to construct my own home to live in with the knowledge I have while you are bsuy wasting away at work
>>25022562
It's a big risk, anon. You could just fail and ruin your life forever, you know. It's gonna take a lot of research, study and saving up to pull it off.
AHAHAHAH THESE JOKES ARE SO FUCKING GOOD AHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE BEING A N-NEET. HAHAHAHAHA
W-When is this comedy show over by the way? I need to be in bed soon... No reason
What will NEETs do when their parents/family/person that takes care of them die?
>>25022754
Perhaps, but I think that the risks can be minimized.
I'm on holidays from work at the moment. I get 6 weeks holidays over the summer and 2 weeks between each school term.
>tfw cushy job at a government school
>get to perv on hot teen girls between ages 11 and 17 all day long
>flat chests and tight asses
>do barely any work but still better than all the other staff I compete with somehow
>get given a full time contract after only 3 months of working casual (much to the anger of all the old shrivelled cunts who've been around for years)
Sometimes being a wagecuck ain't so bad if you find the right job.
>>25022821
Try faking a flu or something, you don't seem to be mentally ready for another 8 hours
>>25022562
if youre a beta then she will just walk all over you and scam you. but other than that it sounds perfect. you could even do it with some homeless women in your area though youll need to invest in them and find potential pretties somehow
>>25022821
>>25023427
This. Call in sick man.
>>25021520
>wagies getting btfo to this extent
How can they possibly recover? This NEET comedy star is BRUTAL!
>>25022209
Salaryfag here. I love these threads, I can't explain why. They just reek of insecurity from all ends. There is no way NEETbux pays for half of these things. I've been on unemployment, they're lucky they have Internet. I have no idea why they think they're fooling anyone saying they're fucking women, let alone hot women. Aren't these the same guys that love to bitch and moan about how women are parasites?
>MFW I get paid to travel to Japan, Canada, South America and Central America
>MFW I travel to a different state every 3-4 weeks
>MFW I have an expense account
>MFW I take my wife with me, for free
>>25022550
>waste of skin
What the fuck? How do you waste skin? What would other people do with my skin?
astounding
I guess people will do anything to make themselves feel better about being a worthless unemployed failure
>>25024085
He's saying that you're a worthless human being m8 and that no one would care if you became an hero. He's right.
>>25020967
thank you for these threads
fellow neet
I DONT WANT TO GO TO FUCKING WORK TOMMORROW!!!
I WANT TO BE A NEET
I WANT TO BE A NEET
REEEEE
>>25024315
dont you enjoy being a productive member of society?
>>25024404
Yeah
Particularly I get to buy all the shit I've ever wanted and retire early
>>25021792
>self-employed
If you own your own business, you probably work more hours than the average wagecuck
>>25021208
>get to sleep at 7pm to get up at 6am for work.
>Needing more than 3 hours of sleep a night
DOHOHOOHOHOHOOH.
Neets think..wait... No they don't!
>4FORHERE?
>>25020967
OP, if you were happy with your life, you wouldn't be making these threads everyday.
Since you have so much free time, why not think about that?
>>25024404
That is quite the accurate picture, at least on the consumer/neet side. Fat neck and arms.
Actually I take that back, only 2 drinks instead of a full 4 and both medium instead of large?
>>25022205
>I recently broke my pr, a 275 squat
Frail crossfitting manlet detected
>>25021098
NEVA LEARN
ORIGINAL
>>25021397
Hahahaa the only thing you win is an extra shift at shekelsburg sweat shop
>>25021502
ROID RAGE! What's that waggie? You missed your morning coffee? Oh that's too bad. Don't kill yourself just yet, I need you to pay taxes so I can live the life you never could
Can these poor people get off my board please? Absolutely disgusting.
>>25022262
>>25022324
You could say the same about NEETs, too.
If they were happy in life, why would they make these threads?
am i still a wage slave if i go into work at midnight and play vidya until 8am?
>NEETs don't have jobs
>apparently they know more about having a job than we do
Never understood this logic, but I guess since it's coming from a NEET I can't be really surprised.
>>25020967
only 2 more finals until i get a month off to spend with my girlfriend, enjoy your lonely existence you fat worthless neet
>>25020967
I'll keep on being a wagecu.ck to pay for this NEETs neetbux is he keeps making those threads. They're just hilarious.
As a sidenote, I was a NEET, I am now a wagie. I like being a wagie more but then to each his own. I was depressed as fuck as a NEET
>>25020967
your threads always made me chuckle. I lost my job so am actually NEET now and it isn't as good as you make out, even though you were obviously trolling. still noe having to get up early or work a boring job is a plus, just relax and play vidya, still gets a bit boring
Stand-up NEET Pepe is only the logical consequence.
>>25021308
>Text posted on fb many times
Sure, no one will get it.
Once pepe does stand up he is no longer NEET
checkmate
>>25020967
the delusion is so strong.
>walk into the club late
>leave because it's an absolute bloodbath and I don't want to get arrested for murder
>>25020967
I kinda pity you OP.
I guess when your life is that shit, you resort to shiposting but still.
Come back to us. The world is still a nice place to live in, with fun stuff to do, enjoyable jobs to practice and enterraining people to meet.
>>25029233
>Come back to us. The world is still a nice place to live in
