How high have you climbed /r9k/?
11 and anyone higher is a fucking normie.
>>25018751
11 here
i couldn't give a fuck about fuck
8 reporting in
(no it wasn't a relative)
10, some girl patted me on the shoulder in 7th grade.
>>25018751
Does my mother count?
If so, 8 (Kiss not lips)
If not, I'm at (talked with opposite gender).
0
It's not that hard.
10
>18
>6'2"
>209 lbs
>Pretty good face
Just kill me
3 here
tfw still wizard
>>25018751
4. Am i a normie do i have to leave?
I get blowies so often that my friends are actually starting to get angry with me.
Supposedly girls don't do that?
0 lol
jesus i can't tell if you're all serious
>>25018866
it doesn't apply to women retard
>>25018908
It's not. If you've never even held hands or been kissed on the cheek, you're perfect for Wizchan.
>>25018751
I have never kissed anyone with tougne or made out with anyone. I have however "groped" a girl (clothed). So I guess I've skipped a few steps of this staircase, is that bad?
>>25018908
I know lol what losers. Fuckin lmao. getting laid is so easy bout to head to the clubs right now and pick up some girls
*updates facebook status*
0, i get an insane amount of pussy. It's fun and great and everything but you guys aren't missing out on THAT much, would still recommend having sex at some point even with a prost.
10
would be higher if not for my crippling fear of social judgment and rejection
im basically forcing myself to be a hugless virgin because im afraid everyone will see me as a hugless virgin
why am i alive
7
I didn't even like her so I didn't give a shit
>>25018992
FUCK
OFF
CHAD
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEORIGINAFUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25018959
As long as you're not an absolute eye sore you can get with women, but definitely don't "be yourself" lol, you should be getting fucked up before any contact with women. Makes it 100x easier.
>>25018992
>>25018908
>>25018890
>>25018866
screaming frog leave etc etc
>>25018751
I've been at step 4 once before but other than that, 8
9
I touched a friend's girlfriend's tits because they asked me to.
I have groped a girl through her clothes, but in my defence it was entirely involontary.
>>25018751
7.
I kissed a girl on the lips when I was like 8 years old.
Highest I ever went.
>>25019037
>Normals are trying to give ME, a robot, advice
Better check yourself normie. I wouldn't pick on me much longer. I know hackers all over america and we're bout to teepee your house , faggot.
Where would "she asked me to put it in her pooper" sit on this graph?
![s1dybzX[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/J1krGnx.jpg "s1dybzX[1].png")
>>25018751
After ten thousand years in ms paint, I've corrected the progression of pepes in this image. (Compare levels 5 through 8)
>>25019165
just get out, bragging normie
>>25018751
Climbed the whole staircase within 20 minutes on my second date ever.
I was a 23 year old HKV before that point and thought I was going to go full Elliot mode. I asked out a 9/10, she said yes and I took her on two dates, which ran me around 50 bucks total before she put out.
If you want to have sex, you have to ask girls out. That seems to be the hardest part.
Just be direct, don't try to be funny or make it contrived.
>Hey whats up, you have some free time this week?
>Wanna go out sometime?
Then you just exchange numbers.
Its so simple I have no idea why I didn't do it before.
0. Feels good, man.
A year ago, I was a 9.
>>25019235
That seems so stupid. Why would I do that to someone I LITERALLY just met.
They most likely are a person I fucking despise. THAT'S why people don't bother with it. They don't like a lot of people.
10, hot/popular chick that I knew wrapped her arm around my shoulder.(probably jokingly)
>>25019235
>ran me around 50 bucks total before she put out
Do you freaks even listen to the shit that comes out of your mouths? lol
0, had a serious gf once. I probably won't get laid ever again
0 :^(
I'm still not happy
10
If by talk you mean an actual conversation then it's 11
>>25019365
I don't really get what you mean.
I just didn't want to be a loser forever, and a good method of testing if you're a loser is you're a virgin.
If I paid for a prostitute then it wouldn't count, it only counts if its the real deal and you made it on your own.
Now that I'm no longer a virgin its a big weight taken off my shoulders, and I know that I'm a fully functioning human being, not some freak.
>>25018751
10, one time a girl at work handed something to me before I finished my shift, skin touched, kept my hand preserved really carefully and jerked off with said hand as soon I got home imagining her giving me a handjob.
I'm counting it as a 2, actually, I still had some of her scent on it.
>>25019308
>>25019365
I don't know why your autism is flaring up so bad, this is not a hard concept to understand.
I'm not the guy you replied to but i've been with a lot of women and honestly I maybe actually only liked 2 or 3 of them. Sometimes you have to put up with a girls bs to get their pussy, and if you don't want to do that then you should not be complaining about tfw no gf. Simple logic.
>>25019412
>had
Then it wasn't serious.
>>25019522
I'm actually quite content. I think I just don't care about pussy. Does not seem worth it. At all.
>>25019545
I would agree with you on most counts, most of the time after I cum when i'm with a girl, I kinda just want to leave. I don't really look for companionship and honestly it's a lot of work to fuck sometimes, and sex is a lot better but it's not really that much different from masturbation.
Had sex with two different girls. I'm physically attractive, and I'm hit on a lot - but the deal breaker is my personality.
>>25018751
0
I'm not even smug about it, the last time I had sex was 5 years ago and my last relationship was about 8 years ago
>>25019603
Yeah people just go about it differently. I like to hope you just meet that chick that puts you in bliss. Makes you feel shit you didn't even no existed. But with my constant autism and lack of effort, I feel I would never achieve it by just tryin to be a chad
>>25019603
I cuddle even with bar sluts.
I like having physical intimacy more than the fucking part. What I don't like is having the emotional closeness with a person that happens when you date.
>>25019212
Nevers, you can't make me.
She just can't get enough of that bum fun and the feeling of my hot jizz blasting her cervix.
>>25018751
9
MILF coworker regularly grabs my arms/legs or tries to hold my hand. She's also grabbed my ass before. I reciprocate by hugging her or putting my arm around her waist, but I'm fairly certain I could get away with more.
>>25018751
I took the elevator and fucked a hooker t.bh member of the family.
f-five
Can someone explain the difference between 5 and 6
11.
Not even mad about it
0, and she begged for it lol. It was the first time I got to slap and choke a girl, God I love bdsm!
>>25019934
kissing while lying on top of each other
0
>male (don't let the women sway you. it IS easier for them. take a biology class, this is just how it is. as for lgbt people idk who assumes a more difficult role in every situation)
>I WAS 15 (I'm an adult now don't ban me)
>15 yr old female partner
>consentual (it's upsetting that I feel the need to include/say this)
>dating for over a year before hand (1 night stands don't seem like an efficient way to try and get laid, especially if you're someone that's as shy as me)
don't feel bad guys. I found a horny girl that I really liked very early. I can't say finding someone that meets those 2 criteria will happen quickly for everyone (I'm lucky not good)
>when it happens doesn't matter (as long as you're not 40+, at which point you need to maybe hurry up/consider not giving a fuck)
>15 was a somewhat regrettably early age
>hands ARE good alternatives so who cares
0 but I was 16 and after she dumped I haven't even spoken to a girl for longer than a few minutes since then. 19 now
>>25019934
There is no difference really, but if I'm wrong then that means; making out > kissing with tongue.
>>25018751
In the modern age, it is typical to hit sex first without getting anything between 1-8.
>>25020055
thanks normie
Why do you all think yourselves and your advice are God's gift to robots?
So I'm a 7 but I've never done a 9 before
>>25020117
yeah, i've had sex but i've never had a handjob...
Was a 0 before I turned 15
Get rekt robots
8. Went to college with a hatiian girl who would kiss people on the cheek when they came back from break.
I'm a 9, but I skipped all the way to a 4.
uh i got to 3 once and maybe 2.
i think she was trying to turn me on and was rubbing my dick but i wasnt attracted to her at all and didnt get hard.
i groped her bare tits though so i think that counts for 3
>>25020129
Would you rather take advice from people who have actually done what they're giving advice on or people who sit inside shitposting all day?
>hey uh guys here's my story about how i fucked a girl a few years back
>hey uh guys here's my story about my ex gf
>i'm a robot tho don't worry i'm real lonely now
>don't worry guys just don't be you
>just be entirely different and you'll get a girl
>just change your entire being, it's not hard
I wish Hiroshima would nuke these normies.
>>25020366
>putting this much emphasis on sex and women
It looks like the only normie here is you friend
>>25020366
why do you care so much?
Just be yourself man
5
yeah that's right fuck you robots im a fucking normie hahahaha
>>25020366
Agreed, I wish Hiroshima would create a board for us robots, so we wouldn't have to deal with these reddit/facebook/b/ normalfags
>>25018751
5
hahahahaha fuck you robots im a normie
5, anyone higher is a normie.
8
Once a girl blew a kiss at me
>>25020366
>i hate the everything and expect the entire world to change so I can be happy with zero effort on my part
0
get on my level anons:^)original commento
Does incest count?If so, 0.
Otherwise, 9
4,
we laughed the whole time i grabbed her ass and even though im not proud of it she grabed mine
>>25020641
when did you get 0?
>>25020357
I'm not going to take advice from any 4chan retard
>>25018751
9 but only 2 total . 1 was today.
People should put their ages. A 8 at age 18 is a much better position than a 8 at age 30
>>25018751
Once I hugged a girl (so it will be 9), but she had the most disgusted face I've ever seen.
So I suppose I should consider I arrived only at 10
0 at 14yrs old with a prostitute.
11 from 14yrs old -22yrs old
0 at 25yrs with a craiglist chink gay
0 with hookers and strippers 25-28
0 with first ever gf 28
im still not a normie. fuck you
>>25018751
0 and I didn't even have to try.
>>25020810
>>25020295
8 at 26. Solid 9 though from the time I was ~21 until now.
>tfw some fucking normie violated my work and got rid of my feelbirds in the OP pic, probably because reddit would get confused by them
I'm on the last step anons! Too bad I reached it three years ago.
>>25018751
10 reporting in
I've made it to 8 if it's in a non-sexual context. People do that shit as a greeting.I'm up to 1 if guys count
>>25021517
I feel like there could be a few more steps added above 0 for those super achievers who have actually had sex with a woman, here's a start.
>>25018751
11
Kill me please!!!!1111!!
>>25019144
>spurdo.png
That's gondola.
All the way bitch, does tying that bitches hands behind her back count as another step? What about getting your red wings? Methinks the staircase needs more levels. I wanna know how crazy you cocksuckas get
>>25021871
>Sex
>Rough Sex
>Anal Sex
>Ass to mouth
>Rimming
>Sex with a 8/10 or above
>Sex with 2 People
>Sex with 2 Women
>Fetish Sex
>...
theres a lot of achievements to get
>>25018751
Level 4 with a 14yo
Im not proud of it
>>25018751
1
Almost there ;______;
baka desu senpai etc etc
>>25018751
10 , not even meming
>>25020480
>i don't care about women so no one should
mmk buddy
>>25020609
>if you won't change your whole being you are putting in zero effort
ebin fallacy
>>25022633
dude thats doing pretty well for that age, it could be a LOT worse
5 and killing it
>>25022767
explain how expecting change without making changes or putting in any effort is an 'ebin fallacy'.
>>25021760
Fuck off, this was made for robots, not normalfags
>>25023162
then why is 'sex' on there?
At 9.
>>25018751
9 checking in.
Original comment checking in.
Solid 9 with having hugged a friend once
Human contact is now a foreign concept
>>25018751
I skipped right from 11 to 9 against my will. I'd rather still be 11
>>25023769
Wait till the next school shooting in your area, then hang around the candlelight vigil crying a lot and people will hug you thinking you lost someone. Wear loose pants though.
>>25022848
Did I say put in no effort? No, I said not willing to change my entire being in order to date some stupid Stacy.
>Think girl is into me
>She has a nick name for me, says hi, likes to get close and is really nice
>M-maybe I might finally make it
>Turns out she's like this to everybody
At least I didn't embarrass myself I guess.
>>25018751
0. Normie life is a good life.
>>25018751
4. Yeah I was pretty normie in highschool.
>>25024031
if you finished high school and only managed a 4, that sounds sub-normie
9. You guys can start calling me Chad
>>25018751
lots of hugs
and then everything else including sex on one occasion
>>25018751
0, multiple times.
And I'm a girl.
Stay mad, whiners.
Am I the only 11 here? And it was very brief talks.
>>25024099
Making out is pretty good dude.
Hah, I'm a 12 I guess... I refuse to talk to anything that has a pussy (I ignore even basic conversation). Get on my level faggots!
>>25018751
Nine master race reporting in and procrastinating studying for finals
>>25024388
stop taunting us, normie
I'm at 23 and I'm at 9. Am I going to make it?
Who /9 and wish for 8 every damn day/ here?
0 but im still sad
>>25018751
4 desu familia
Do coworkers count for 11-10? If so 10.
20 by the way. Mother has stopped saying things like "you might want it for your kids." Usually doesn't bother me, but I've been up for 30 hours and tend to loosen up emotionally around 20.
>>25018751
9.
'cause that one in time in high school, my crush hugged me. It's why I fell in love with her.
Now I can't feel these feelings anymore. It's for the better.
>>25018751
I've had sex with two girls but never had a bj
6
But she spat out afterwards and called me ugly because she was pressured into during it via truth and dare. And that was in 6th grade
Now i don't even talk to girls so it's a 12. I swear i'm not a normie i'm a depressed neet now
>>25018751
9 but I've "scooped" boobs my freshman year of high school.
>>25021760
How high can you go
>>25018751
9, the energetic girl in class hugged me sometimes, she brightened my day. Nowadays she's a druggie. Fuck life.
>>25026194
-8! Woo!
But I've never had a -7 or -6 yet. Definitely want to do the -7
You should add traps
>>25018751
Aren't level 5 and level 6 the same thing? I thought making out was the same thing as kissing with tongue.
>>25026322
thats what i thought at first, but i think making out means prolonged period of tongue kissing
>>25018751
>9
been hugged a few times by girls in highschool, could be worse i guess
>0
But I don't know if it was worth the emotional Rollercoaster that the relationship put me through. It's what gave me anxiety about forming relationships and is pretty much the reason I'm posting here now.
>>25018894
Yes. Fucck offf.
11 or 8 if counting relatives
Almost 31
7.
>>25018751
>0with prostitutes
>510 years ago, nothing since
>tfw i climbed from a Long 10 to 2 on the first date
>tfw she asked the 1 and 0
>tfw ill strike again tomorrow diferent grill
My situation is kind of odd, but anyway
Where does sleeping together, but not touching each other or doing anything sexual lie?
>>25018751
Level 9
She was giving out hugs to everyone in the group like some club slut.
>>25018751
I'm 11
If you're not an 11, you don't belong here!
Married man here, I climb the whole damn staircase 2-3 times a month.
4 but i never kissed
>>25018848
holy christ. i love this board. makes me realize how good i have it.
1, once, six years ago when I was drunk. Didn't even orgasm and it was just bad. Other than that I've reached 5 once or twice drunk and that's it. In the past six years: nothing. I'm such a normie I should probably leave.
1
High school senior gave me a blowjob when I was a freshmen. I didn't actually find her attractive, I was just curious.
>>25018751
I AM ZERO
>>25026976
You should get a divorce.
Seriously, I'm giving real advice here.
2 with my14yo little cousin
Full blown 11.
You have no power over me, you vile wenches and heathens.
I got a hug from an xD random a couple of years ago and my intermediate school had compulsary line dancing so i guess holding hands counted then
>>25019235
>Its so simple I have no idea why I didn't do it before.
You probably had no idea you had Chad aesthetics until you went out on a limb and asked a girl out, and somehow got a screw out of it. If you weren't a Chad or were a manlet or something, you probably wouldn't even be saying the same thing.
>>25018751
6 but I didn't initiate or enjoy it
3.5
That was a fun 2 months in my life... I wish I had it back
30yo and I'm 11 here.
>>25018751
6 at13
got to 1 at14
got to 0 at15Still hung up over the one girl, 19 in April.
>inb4 normie
Naked groping being that low doesn't make sense because it doesn't happen unless you have sex.
has anyone actually naked groped and not had sex prior or afterwards??? how pointless.
What is the difference between kiss with tongue and made out? I thought it was the same thing.
>>25029487
Not true at alloriginal comment.
8, 11 to 8 were also done when i was seven
>implying i give a fuck
0
Come on guys
Step it up
Here maybe some implied futa will make you feel better
>>25018751
9
I'm making progress
11
I missed the starting gun.
>21
>5'7
>not an qt face according to girls online
>almost ottermode fit (bit more muscle but also a bit more fat, so only some sort of sixpack when I flex)
>13,000 euros in savings
>last year of what would be a good college in the USA.
>part-time job, 400 euros a month
>>25018751
Where's anal
>>25018751
4 but i need to improve to get higher
>>25018751
8
But only because where I live it's customary for friends to exchange a kiss on the cheek as a greeting
>>25018906
Do you just pull your dick out? Like how?
if we count hookers then 0 ofc, if don't 12. i dont have friends who are female and i rarely speak to them.
8, and it should be robot-cutoff tier.
>>25022633
Same dude hahaha are you me
>>25026194
All the way -10, except -6, never had more than one "fuck buddy" at a time, they'd always get jealous and I'd have to switch completely. Weird you made -10 that, that's exactly my gf
>>25018751
7, on a college. She just wanted to keep my audio longer and that roastie though kiss will be the price large enough.
>>25018833
are you serious? 11? how bad are people here ffs
>>25018751
the highest i've done there is 2. handjob. but I've never groped naked or clothed.
