Are these banned now? Met a few cool people with these.
Post any other templates you have/your own chart here.
bumparooroo
>>25018391
Bumping while i fill this out
dont 404 on me compadre
>>25018391
give me 10 min famo
>>25018873
>>25018904
I gotchu familias
>>25018391
qt pls come
Just doing this for fun
I think I actually prefer being alone, in practice
I did one of these a while back, so why not post it.
>>25019269
MODS MODS MODS B&
>>25019417
oh shit nigga I thought that was 18 and bellow
I filled out the wrong shit while rushing. False alarm, I'm just eighteen and retarded.
>>25019405
>jew
baka senpais
Fast one
>>25019506
Good goy, they're on to me!
Put it in /soc/, bitch.
I am every bit as bad as I appear.
>max file size 2mb
>tfw tech shitty
guess I'm not posting mine fellas :(
>>25019650
>>>/tumblr/ is that way sweetie
>>25019650
You're looking for a fucktoy not a bf
>>25019650
>amateur model
>>25019650
embarassing desu
>>25019548
Why even upload this? Take some pride you fucking ape, nobody is going to read this.
veryoriginaldesu
>>25019765
i think it's perfect desu
>>25019650
The worst thing about that chart is the hypocrisy. Seriously, why do women have such hypocritical standards?
>>25018391
ok im done..
any qts out there at all?
i hate how i always have to reduce the size of these though.also, would you mind rating my chart if not?
>>25018904
this is me, feel free to judge
>>25019945
What's hypocritical about it? I chose for my partner some attributes different from my own, but that's just what I think would work best. I'm pretty flexible on most of them.
>>25019999
o shit checkem
chanelling all qts
>>25019999
nice quads senpai fuck the robot
bump please we got quads and dubs here
>>25021718
>post in thread
>thread dies
veryoriginaldesu
>>25019650
go roast in toast "amateur model"
pls don't die I'm working on it
I hope this goes well
>>25023213
Can I be your boyfriend?
>>25023282
you have to post your application too anon
>>25023320
Why? I'm human and nice.
>>25023213
>female
Fuck you.
>>25023363
I won't believe it until it's on a template
Here's a game for you /r9k/, to mix these threads up a bit:
Pretend all the profiles (male or female) are actually full biological females. Their personalities/interests/etc stay the same. Which ones would you date?
>>25019650
Me, I would date:
>>25019269
>>25019390
>>25019405
>>25019793
>>25019970
>>25019999
>>25020299
Lets see who I left out
>>25019548
The one biological female! What a weird coincidence.
I wish I was gay
>>25023391
Whoops, I mixed up two of the posts
>>25019548
is actually okay, albeit lazy
>>25019650
It's basic bitch here I dislike
>>25023391
At least I know I would have a chance if I was a faggot. Pls ladies stop being uninteresting.
>>25019269
>>25019390
>>25019405
>>25019405
>>25019548
>>25019650
>>25019650
>>25019793
>>25019970
>>25019999
>>25020299
>>25023213
FBI here thanks for the profiles
East coast bots pls
I wish I was a les.
>>25023859
Are you really like Monkey? Are you as submissive as her?
>>25023836
East coast and confirmed match. What city?
>>25023859
totally shit/10
TODAY I GET NOTICED!!!!!! THIS IS IT. I AM BEING NOTICED HERE AND NOW.
>>25023859
>american
You fucking slut. Fuck you.
>>25023905
>>25023836
Oh I should have noticed. You already indicated "NYC."
Well I'm in Philadelphia, about an hour away by bus so not too far.
>>25023967
That's pretty neato
Do you have skype? If not I could add you on something else
here I go senpaitachi
I don't really know what I'm expecting famo.
>>25024009
Sure I can add you on skype, I see it was in your picture
I don't expect anything honestly
Meh I fucking posted in like 20 of these already and never even got a reply in the thread.
I use both skype and kik but skype is preferred
here we g0
[[perusing the thread for potential friends]]
haha XD posting my normie chart.
>>25025801
oh my god
this is literally perfect--
>trans
>>25024708
who is yr favorite dino
I don't have one of these lame-o things so I'm just gonna post my amazingly amazing yet old but still amazing ideal list.
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
>>25025927
Spinosaurus
>r9k is full on /soc/ now
I know it's been a gradual process but it's still amazing to see.
>>25025963
i'd rather meet nice weirdos than just wallow in self-pity
/soc/ is too normie for me
>>25025947
he looks silly
i love it
>>25025843
what is perfect about it?
also, what's wrong with that? you're not one of those edgy, frustrated virgins still living in the 1800s are you? i mean, its 2015 for christ's sake..
>>25026002
So do I
>>25026053
because i fit the bill for what you're looking for personality-wise and physically and you fit the bill for me personality-wise and physically
but i'm not attracted to trans people
we would be friends i think but i got excited that i found the perfect qt for me to be a clingy romantic fuck to
>>25026053
>the "it's 20XX" argument
pls no
>>25026053
ITS THE CURRENT YEAT??? AND YOU STILL DON'T LIKE TRANSS???
>>25026053
>It's the current year
>Therefore you must be attracted to faggots with severe mental illness
>>25026162
>>25026134
>>25026133
how is everyone on this board so gullible? literally no one that comes to 4chan ever uses that argument unironically, but when some random person you don't like uses it, you freak out like they are being totally serious and like you can't comprehend how someone might say that.
like wow.
>>25026002
>not being the updated quadroped variety
Lol way to stay behind the times.
Pachycephalosaurus is my favorite dinosaur.You don't play the Jurassic World the game do you?
>>25026210
i dont know anything about dinos, i just googled spinosaurus
they seem pretty cool though, i would like to learn about them
>>25026210
Are you asking the guy who posted the Spino picture or me >>25024708
>>25026258
Either or honestly
>mobile games are for casuals
Yeah yeah I know I know...
>>25026271
I don't play it (never heard of it). I play Jurassic Park Operation Genesis tho
>>25026297
It's a pretty fun mobile game. Has lots of hybrids that never showed up in the movie.
Have you heard about Mesozoica? It's a spiritual successor to JPOG.I'm sorry if I'm bothering you. I just have no to talk to about dinosaurs and I am really into them.
>>25025995
This a thousand times. /soc/ is full of facefagging, attention whoring, normie plebshits.
>dick threads, rate threads, dick rate threads, more rate threads, people posting shirtless people, lots of fishing for compliments
Pic related
>>25026374
You aren't bothering me, and I've never heard of Mesozoica. I'll have to check that out,thanks anon.
>>25026472
I'm cautiously optimistic about it. It's a kickstarter game and is going to go on greenlight. It's hard for me to not set myself up for disappointment to it.
You ever think of going to paleontology friend?
filled this thing out earlier in the year, not much has changed.
>>25026520
Well if it doesn't work out I still think JPOG is fun.
And not since I was 6 have I thought about being a paleontologist. I love dinosaurs, but it's not for me.
>>25018391
Very nice. I thought of this kind of stuff as utterly disgusting shit, but this one is good enough for me to actually love it. I'll fill it out and post it tomorrow. For now I'll lurk and silently judge others.
>>25018391
>Met a few cool people with these.
maybe fuck off to /soc/ for that eh?
bumparoonie
this post is original donut steel
FILE IS FUCKING .01MB OVE THE LIMIT
>>25027318
Shit thread is very shit
>implying beggars can be choosers
my preferences are pretty lax in reality
Time to play the waiting game
>>25027332
Yeah well.That's like, your opinion man.
Robot wants me to be original, so here you are robot. this is an original comment, bet you've never heard words like agathokakological or tzthumheth, maybe that will let me post this time.
>>25029099
>there's a female post that got no resplies
>>25029305
Can't say that I didn't expect it.
>>25029382
On /r9k/? I think it's weird as hell
>>25029395
Well, robots have standards, even if they won't admit they do.
>>25029427
You seem fine to me
b..be gentle
>>25029099
You seem like you could use a friend. Paranoia and anxiety can be a bitch to deal with alone.
Wanna skype or something?
>>25029469
You've got great eyebrows and decent hair, plus excellent taste in glasses. Hope you reach your physical goal!
>>25029587
thanks man y-you too senpai desu
>>25029545
post infograph. Paranoia and anxiety are a bitch, but they're even worse when dealing with a stranger.
>>25018391
Posting with my original comment.
alright then take a look at this monstrosity and see what you think
g'day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4oK3j9sdKY
Here to defeat the Washington Machine.
>>25029875
why nothing on dick size and sex?
>>25029827
Fair enough. If I don't make you nervous feel free to hit me up.
might improve laterprobably not
>>25025801
i. want. you. this part is for the robot to fuck itself with
>>25018391
For religion they have Sikh but not Hindu or Buddhist. Hinduism is the world's third largest religion by population. With about 1 billion followers. Buddhism has around half a billion followers. Sikh only has about 25 million followers.
Who the fuck made this shit?
noreplies.png
>>25032369
Here's a reply!
You should add some of your interests. It's hard to know if you're compatible with someone if you don't know if they have similar taste.
>>25025801
Contact info? I fit the bill and really like your info!
I haven't seen one of these in a while
>>25029099
You seem like a nice person.
At least on my arbitrary "nice person scale"
Here's a meem for you
>>25033249
here's an updated meeeem chart with little picture doodah
>>25019999
Anon can you leave contact info?
>>25019269
Hey there /K/omrade.
Have you seen a prank?
>>25029438
>>25033194
Honestly, the nicest words said to me all week. Thank you, senpai.
didn't put in much effort but please rate
>>25033194
Well if you want to talk add me on skype , i'm >>25032995
I must warn you i'm not very good at making conversation
>>25033828
boring/10
All you've shared is you like anime (vague) and vidya (vague) and want to fuck lolis.
>>25024424
Hi anon :)
I like how you added that house analogy because I use to be all about that life! However, having broken the hearts of my many projects, I've realised it's not such a good idea.
Just wanted to let you know that I hope you find someone who can love you for you and not the thing they created you to be! I believe in you anon kun.
Original Slavic Comment
>>25019970
Im ur trans qt
>>25019650
I bet you don't even /musictheory/
Oops i selected the wrong post
>>25033583
Well if you want to talk add me on skype , i'm >>25032995
I must warn you i'm not very good at making conversation
>>25019970
guessing it's way too late but if by some slim chance you're still here, could you gimme some way to contact you or something to add you on?
>>25033583
>tfw telling someone they seemed fine made their day
>>25034417
You're perfect. Too bad you're in Europe.
>this thread is still alive
How?
Well here goes.
>>25035041
Well we still can talk. Do you have a sheet?
>>25029099
8/10 the bait is so classic it made me genuinely smile.
Pics of myself/qt not really related. Got bored and had fun in couple creator. If you are an actual demon though - feel free to apply. :^)
Took out all the stuff I don't care about.
>Doesn't spout memes constantly as a replacement for actual conversation
I think this eliminates 90% of /r9k/, but I decided to keep it in anyway.
I'll elaborate on certain interests if for whatever reason somebody gives a shit.
>>25036571
>Only woman here that sounds great
>Those requirements
>>25036668
Any man who is put off by my desired traits is not one I would have interest in. I want somebody who takes pride in having a pure, demure, loyal wife and loving and protecting her. A man who takes pride in marriage and children, working hard alongside his little wife to raise a generation of children that respect him and are ambitious but honestly compassionate. Something more wholesome.
Besides - how can I sound "great"? My requirements are the biggest insight to my personality. What were you even going off?
>>25036816
why would you want anyone from r9k around your children?
>>25036816
Those traits are perfect though
More about the things like height and age
>>25036668
seriously wtf, you aren't gonna find that shit on /r9k/ I promise you
if I was ambitious and confident I WOULDN'T BE HERE
>>25036816
I think its more the age that got me bummed out tbqh
>stats
>race: black/white/other
>gender: female
>5"1
>medium
>strongly prefers arab men
>latin and mixed men are good
>black and asian men are meh
>no whites please
Any QT arab bois? ;3
>>25036571
>>25036816
>all this
>and exclusively much older men
Sounds like you want a sugar daddy.
>>25019650
You had me until Hemingway you unwashed pleb.
>>25036887
oh wow look at that
>>25036887
im arab, but are you my sister?
>>25036833
I wouldn't. This is an ideals thread - not a hookup thread. But...You never know. Maybe there's a guy for me on this board.
>>25036838
>>25036867
>>25036893
Anybody younger than 24 is likely not at a very stable point in their lives. A six year age difference is common. 26 is the ideal age for my qt. Not exactly "much older men". So hush. And height...Welp. It is what it is.
>>25036854
Well - maybe there's a successful guy that's just introverted on here. I'm not honestly expecting shit from this. Just posting muh ideals
>>25036957
>are you my sister
what do you mean?
>im arab
Moroccan?
>>25036985
im Yemeni
>>25036968
>So hush
No fuck you
>>25037002
Ah, cool. Here's a toast.
>>25037025
Haha make me you beta shit
>>25037031
are you arab? if so, what nationality?
>>25036571
>>25036816
>>25036968
I fill everything but age requirements
Feels bad desu.
>>25037073
>devout Roman Catholic
Never thought I'd see another on this shit board
>slav
Croat?
>>25037056
No, just a Westerner. I like Arabs but all MENA ethnicities are great imo. Sadly, I feel like I'm alone when I say this. :(
>>25037114
No, I'm a pole.
>>25037131
Not sure why that wasn't my first thought. I guess I just don't usually think of Poles when someone says Slav.
>>25037115
Will I have to work when they put me in the internment camps, or can I just get away with smoking hookah all day?
>>25037156
Yeah, poles usually don't call themselves Slavic for some reason.
>>25037256
You're thinking czechs. A lot of the ones at the western end of the country consider themselves germanic. Just like argentinians consider themselves white.
>>25023666
You're welcome
Now that you have a basic schematic of who I am can you help me find a bf?
also nice trips
very fitting
>>25037256
I thought Poles knew they were slavs and Czechs didn't like this anon said >>25037296
>>25037296
He's right. Lots of czechs really hate the whole slavic identity. Probably due to being occupied by russians for 40 years.
t. czech
>>25018391
Jesus, thats pretty specific. Mine would look something like "is she hot enough to stick it in her vagina? yes or no"
>>25036816
>My requirements are the biggest insight to my personality.
Oh okay so you're delusional in other words?
>>25036887
>race: black/white/other
>Any QT arab bois? ;3
I don't know what's more repulsive, the fact that you are the byproduct of the worst kind of racemixing or your sand nigger fetish.
>>25037306
>>25037296
>>25037324
Ya, they do until they're associated with Russia and then we become western slavs or just poles to really anger people.
>>25037398
>shitskin prefers shitskin
whats the problem lad? why are you stalking me from the other thread?
>>25037485
>western slavs
t. Johan
hate using this touchpad
>>25036887
I'm egyptian
i cannot post with first filling out the comment field
>>25037398
How am I delusional? There are a lot of people on this planet. Obviously they're not going to meet every single one of my values and ideals - but I know I can get most of them. I'm not even looking for something that weird.
Also - I did a more realistic version of me and my ideal qt. The clothes are a bit wonky but the options were kind of meh.
>>25029099
I think you could easily get someone to help you ove yourself good luck
also future bass is sick lol video game music
>people filling this like it has any purpose
it's just "build your dream qt" friends, not tinder for faggots
It's a slightly different chart I used once.
>>25023213
I don't think you'll have trouble finding a qt like that. I could be your basic bro
S O C A L
O
C
A
L
A
10000000% original. it really is. trust me. as original as it gets
>>25036968
And you think you are stable?
jesus fucking christ, women i swear.
>>25037773
wups i didnt consider using a paintbucket you guys are rly smart
also livin in san gabriel valley
line up qties!
>>25023213
contact info pls?
>>25038419
Butthurt betas, I swear. Sorry I have standards for a mate. I come from a very wealthy family and I want to marry well. I wish this was the sixteenth century so I could have you flogged for your insolence and then send you back to die in your own shit~
>>25038617
>I wish this was the sixteenth century so I could have you flogged for your insolence and then send you back to die in your own shit~
>>25038617
So I imagined you two dudes conversation as a tsundere princess and a stableboy and it had sexual tension.
Also your infograph doesnt match your personality cuz you are being quite assertive and talkative so that means you arent honest which is something you said is 100% you so basically you are a guy
>>25025801
give your contact details
>>25038688
Am I supposed to take offense? Please.
>>25038726
I'm deferential to the men in my life. This is the Internet - I can be more aggressive if I want. :^)
>>25038859
Nobody cares about some trumped up peasent. Just leave
take a peek
>>25025801
we can play cs go together i am this guy>>25037773
im like 20 % homo so might be enough
>>25038974
cute m8 I'd fuck you into oblivion
>>25039054
b-but im a boy sempai
>>25039185
and I'm a big gay man, it's time for you to be a boy
>>25033332
glory to you too /k/omrade
>>25039249
ok add me on skype name is in the picture
keep this thread alive for a min pls
>>25039522
Bump just for you anon
feels good for whatever reason
>>25038149
Well then, you're much more optimistic than I'll ever be.
I doubt even having someone there for me would help me love myself.
>>25039418
dont do skype give me kik
>>25029099
>>25039753
Damn son
Do you at least want a friend to talk to?
it said it was too big of a file so i had to downscale it
I'm going hunting now, but I'll post this first. I imagine both will be fruitless.
>>25039952
oh i forgot the personality thing
>>25039786
going to sleep now but
kik: lifelessvagabond
>>25025740
>5'3
what a manlet
>>25039964
underage fuck outta here
>>25029099
If you want, reply back and Ill give you my kik.
>>25039822
that would be great if I wasn't so paranoid of online friendships,since in the last close one I had, the person became manipulative to the point threatening suicide if I didn't share more and more personal info.
I have trust issues, if you didn't already realize.
>>25040203
Can't really prove anything, but here's my chart if it helps >>25024708
>>25040172
I just want a friend btw. I have none, really.
>>25034841
I am still here if you are
but its now probably too late :c
What is your skype?
or if you dont want to give out yours
ask for mine in a reply.
wont give it out just now. because my skype link has my real name in it yaknow.
>>25034554
awesome
you still here?
>>25020299
Pls guys I'm still here ;-;
>>25029859
Not even one (You) after sleeping for like 7 hours.
>>25040867
>>25029859
>Christian
>Bi
Here's your you friend :^)
>>25040403
I'd rather not give mine out either, sorry. Could I get yours?
>>25040867
When you go to sleep and you get a qt to reply but then its too late
>>25040955
>tfw normies don't understand Limbo, Hell, and the actual description of Gods will. I'll be put in Limbo for being a faggot as long as it isn't based on Lust anon. I just want somebody to love.
>>25019650
Fuck, gib contact I fit this pretty well
>>25041127
>tfw faggots don't understand that Limbo isn't real and fucking another man send him to hell if he doesn't repent
might as well join in for once
>>25041162
>tfw anon gets educate at mom and pops outback church cult.
>That face when studied KJV and anon is fucking retarded as being a faggot isn't a mortal sin.
>>25041194
>tfw Catholic
>tfw being a faggot isn't the same thing as fucking other men
Don't look to fuck a man and you're golden chief
>>25041236
>catholic church thinks homosexual acts and being homosexual are different
keked
>>25040172
>>25040232
I'm really sorry, it was stupid of me to post if I didn't plan on talking to anyone.You're not missing anything of positive value, if it's any consolation.
>>25041168
this me>>25037773
>but youre in uk
ask someone rich you know to pay for a holiday straight to my pad in LA to meet an internet stranger
>>25041236
This is pretty much what I meant anon. No real way to defend baser lust.
>>25041270
It is. Being a homosexual just means you're attracted to people of the same sex. Fucking someone of the same sex is the actual sin.
need like 15mins
>>25041306
I don't know any rich peopleI don't know any people
>>25023859
Gib contact and be my waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BD140nCDps
>tfw thread successfully derailed.
>Fuck the train police
>>25041314
Alright then anon
Keep going strong
Hey mambo, mambo ltaliano.
>>25038617
This is so fucking bait lmao
but in case it isnt, i dont think some bitchy noble girl could have a 1st lieutenant flogged because she is a fucking sperg.
company zu mir, nawmean?
>>25041291
Alright then. If you change your mind the offer still stands
>>25018391
I like to consider myself the most eligible bachelor in town.
>>25041383
Considering she's most like not a noble (rich cunts from place like Venice aren't nobleman for being rich)she couldn't have anyone flogged.
>>25036816
You should be Mormon.
>>25041168
>(probably a long shot considering where I'm posting)
You'd be surprised what kind of people browse r9k.
>>25041479
Yeah, she would actually just be married off for political reasons, lmao
That took too long to fill out
>>25041887
>only wants to date agnosthics or atheists
lol
>>25041960
Theist here
Good
>>25041960
I'd date a christian as long as she doesn't focus her life on it. That's why I left it blank, it's complicated
This took so fucking long to complete. I have 0 experience in editing images.
>>25041015dempsey.mikula1 is my skype, do add me
>>25042036
did you see the devotion percentage