>be on day 16 of nofap
>robot posts godtier cunney on frontpage
>catches me off-guard. Like this is the most primal lust inducing thing in the world
>dick starts to go on full auto mode, I can probably use it to smash concrete to great effect
>sperm start to go all vive la revolucion in my balls and try to force their way out
>can literally feel my goddamn lifeforce gather in my genitals, ready for for that sweet sweet release
>it's been two weeks, all that backed-up cum is ready to come out like a geyser of pure hot pleasure
>this orgasm will be the greatest drug-unaided cum in my entire life, so intense it will take me to the border of pleasure and agony
>Somehow manage to control it and keep my hands of my dick through sheer force of will. Right now sitting uncomfortably with a prostate bursting with precum
>Tomorrow will be an even greater challenge. And I will overcome.
How many of you can even match my pure willpower? Join me robots, mastery over one's self is mastery over the universe.
>>25018365
>day 16
you're so overdramatic
>>25018365
wp anon i cant even make 2 days. My new years resolution is to nofap for all of January and get a qt gf and we all know i cant do either.
Why don't you just do it?
One day can't hurt...
>>25018365
>cunney
pedophile detected
>>25018505
I've been fapping daily for over a decade. This is pure hell on every level.
>>25018540
Almost didn't make it familia. That cunney was truly topshelf.
>>25018540
>giving up fapping for a gf
women are shit tier anon, not worth it
>>25018683
yeah but u can get the succ and then leave thats all im after
does it count if you get an orgasm from something ese than fapping
>sperm start to go all vive la revolucion in my balls and try to force their way out
o im laffin. But, really OP, I lasted like eight maybe nine days once and was hearing these African drums in my head that got my heart pumping and my dick aching to be rubbed every time I saw a little thigh flesh. Shit is ridiculous. Godspeed you magnificent fuck.
>>25018802
The whole point is to retain your semen.
>nofap for 14 days
>for some reason the cutest trap I've ever seen is posting pics of himself on /r9k/
>have the same feeling as OP
>cum a geyser
>don't even regret it
>see threds like this
>become automatically erect
You'll never break my iron will.
>>25018972
this is the only justification for no fap, building for better orgasms until you cave in and spurt sticky cum with the force of a thousand suns
>>25018972
>cum a geyser
You have no idea how close I was, fami. All I wanted to do was cum all that volatile sperm so violently that it hits the ceiling. And then spasm on the floor like a retard, while my eyes roll back into my head and I black out.
>>25019085
>>25012137
You have already lost. This is what almost brought me to the brink of no return. But I was able to fight it. My will was able to stave off both my body and my mind.
>>25019155
Ineffective.
>>25018365
This can't be good for you.
Better out than in, that's what I always say!cum for me anon ; >
>>25018365
>>25018601
what's cunny?
>>25018365
I haven't masturbated once I'm my entire life op. I'm over twenty years old. Lick my clean Christian wizard balls.
I can't even regulate my fapping schedule at ALL. I can't even say "I'm only gonna fap once a week" or "I'm only gonna fap when I know I can't get caught"
but i can't do that all, I just cannot control myself, I just compulsively fap when i feel horny.
>>25018365
Fuck I want your cum inside me so bad
>>25018365
Why am I always single on Christmas
>>25020014
liar or female
either way,
>reeee
>>25020014
Are you saving it til you marry your hand?
>>25020095
Male. I am not lying, fammilee.
I've never had a gf either. I'm a KHV.
>>25018972
What trap?
>day 2 of nofap
>had a wet dream last night
sheeeeit
>>25020102
Real Christian superheroes wouldn't marry anything that isn't a human of the opposite sex, fammilee.
>>25020133
>in before underage banned
>one week of nofap
>wearing tight pants
>accidentally bump my dick
>almost fucking cum my pants in public
>>25020214
>Say I'm 20
>Underage ban
You left out your funny man in hat image.
How are we "free" if we're slaves to our primal desires?
>be me
>25, hormones declining
>quality porn has become harder and harder to find and fap to
>spend literally an hour browsing porn and attempting to fap
>can't cum
>give up
>repeat every day
suffering
>>25020285
If you want to be free, join me in my affront to the dark forces of lust, my friend.
>Unless you are already tainted.
>>25020014
>>25020133
>>25020199
>>25020263
I feel you OP. I'm on day four and I am saving so many pictures that I wouldn't save while not doing this. I hope they don't make me go past edging.
>>25020424
Do you need to have sex to be tainted?
>>25020445
edging still resets your nofap counter senpai
>>25020453
Outside of marriage, yes. Masturbation also taints you.
But if you have had sexual intercourse, you shouldn't be on this board anyway.
>>25020445
You're not supposed to edge you moron.
The whole point is to kick the dopamine habit you get from fapping and porn. When you edge you just bathe your brain in dopamine indefinitely.
do it right.
>>25020525
I've masturbated, so I'm already tainted ;~;
i went a year felt weird i was in a car accident the stupid hospital even blocked 4chan i was sad
>>25020570
You can still help others, my friend. While you have already given yourself to the malignant forces at power within our universe, others can still be saved.
Despite your status as a sinner, you can be forgiven for this. It is, after all, a lesser sin. If you can rise above your carnal desire, your soul might yet be saved.
So what are the legitimate benefits of nofap?
All it does is make me extremely horny in inappropriate locations.
>>25018365
How do you know someone's doing nofap? Don't worry, they'll post about it.
Willpower is a finite resource (this has been proven in various studies) and you're wasting it on this broscience crap. There are literally no benefits to nofap past 1 week.
If you want all of the benefits while not wasting your willpower, fap once per week.
If you want to join a stupid cult, then at least do something like crossfit or veganism which you can talk about and annoy people in real life with.
>>25020733
Supposedly there are a myriad of benefits.
http://www.yourbrainonporn.com/physiological-benefits-reported-men-eliminating-pmo
For me, I like the discipline of doing it.
>>25020733
Self control, for example
>>25020380
Go see a doctor, dick issues at 25 is a decade or two (or three) too early.
