>>25018213
autistic beta manlet with no friends, I'm not a fucking normie before you ask

If you want normies:
I will make sure we get out and have a blast before we netflix and chill. [Insert something here personal about your car, job, or hobbies. make sure it's interesting to normies]

If you want no one:
I had to ask r9k for advice on what to write here because I'm an autistic virgin.

I literally just posted my height and got really good results

Fucked 6 girls and met my girlfriend

>6'2" master race

Don't list your height

>just living life, doing me, u kno

>>25019092

Why did it take me a year away from this place to realize the obvious bait.

I don't have a job or a car, don't have a beard, and I'm under 6 foot, but I'm a really nice and intellectual guy. Match with me, and maybe we can talk about the universe or institutionalised sexism in video games.

>>25019205
No bait, senpai

My bio literally just said
6"2"

And I had a lot of success with it

>>25019092
>Fucked 6 girls and met my girlfriend

Should tell you something about your gf

>>25019247
That she fucked other guys before meeting me?

Good, in my experience virgins are no fun in the bedroom. They aren't sure what they are into yet, and they mostly just complain about how you are hurting them. They also have no idea how to give head. Shit feels like a cheese grater

>>25019287
Fucking other guys and being a tinder whore are two different things m8

>>25019349
4 u

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I just have my job (which is somewhat trendy), something about baking, and a joke about how much I love animals. I get pretty good matches.

Brag about how good you are at taking care of Tamagotchis and your impressive beanie baby collection.

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>>>/soc/
seriously, fuck off with this tinder shit.
These threads are becoming to common.

6'*
>literally just 6'*

>>25019246
will try

peenis neenis

>>25018213
Your height, current weight, zodiac sign, MBTI type, and a quote from your favorite episode of doctor who.

>>25019223
I'm gonna use this one.

Here's one that works for getting normies:
>6'3" / [my university name] Law '18 / ask me how to really get away with murder

I feel sickeningly normie using it but it gets swipes and some first messages from girls. Conversations can start pretty graphic (ex. disposing of body) which breaks content barriers. And they're ripe for cheesy pickup line puns.

>>25018213
>red pilled manlet with a love for trump, titties and tendies