I want to go out every night and get the shit beaten out of me. Not sure how I'd find something people can't talk about so I'm thinking I'll go provoke random strangers into fighting me.
I live in a good town in fucking Canada. How do I get people to kick the shit out of me?
ayy I see little anon was debuted in edginess, dont worry son you'll get plenty of fights once you finish high school
>>25015437
there's a fight app, if you aren't just a lying pussy
I'd meet up with you OP
I'd give you a big 'ol hug and attempt to snuggle you
Then the tides would be reversed and you'd be the one kicking the shit out of me
Watch out for decoys OP
>>25015536
Not him, but seriously?
>>25015536
I thought that app was a lie.
Anyway, isn't that full of normalfags and/or people who will just murder you?
I'd rather not use the app. Sounds like bullshit.
Cum at me brah ill rek u ass m8
>>25015584
>>25015680
It's real I think, think there was a beta in November
Not sure if it actually has had a public release yet
>>25015680
>a fight app will be used by normies and lunatics
Well observed
>>25015680
because this place is better
>>25015720
they should kiss and make love instead
>>25015720
>Shitalking
>About to fight
>censoring a swearword
TOPPEST of keks
rumblr.com
>>25015744
Now that you mention it, I think I would rather meet up with people from here.
if anyone's interested, I'd be willing to meet. I'll narrow down my location depending on the level of interest.
British Columbia, Canada.
>>25015853
Damn you're on the other side of the country from me
>>25015895
Shit, man. I hope you can find some people where you are.
Go to a bar or club
Find a Chad and the Stacy he's with
Smack Stacy on the ass as hard as you can and you've got a fight
>>25016789
I've fought with chads before, it's no fun; he just kicks the shit out of you and then acts like he's totally the man and you feel like shit after.
Chad only fights to dominate; there's no soul in it. At least when random people are provoked you can tell they've got a good reason.
http://www.snopes.com/rumblr/
>>25015437
I know a place where you can fight. But I can't tell you, It would be breaking the rules.
I can beat the shit out of youwith my words
Wanna have a go 4chan shitposting style?
>>25017283
Then why bring it up other than to reference that movie.
You're still talking about it by mentioning its existence.
>>25015437
Do you live in Ontario?
I'll fight you.
>>25017560
What movie desu?
>>25015437
>growing up in middle class suburb
>craves edgy angsty shit
come live in detroit for 6mos, make sure you're out in public daily, and see how much you like confrontation then beta
>>25017184
fighting is literally about domination for every sentient lifeform on earth faggot
>>25018747
Fight Club
>Original comment, donut steel
>>25018827
This
Fighting is the ultimate "no u" of determining the fate of the universe
If a conflict were truly going to be solved following some form of rhyme or reason, resorting to physical control over another wouldn't be necessary
>>25018845
Looks like you're the one who's breaking the rules and not me, friend.
>>25018827
Random person:
> this guys a fucking asshole, I'm going to teach his punk ass a lesson
Chad:
> this little bitch did something that makes me look slightly weak, better curb stomp him
That's what I meant. Chads a psychopath, he's not feeling anything when he fights, he's just correcting what he sees as unruly behavior.
>>25018896
> dances around mentioning his thing like some faggot
> someone says the name of a movie
> lul you're breaking the rules
Fuck off.
>>25018789
I'll do that. I'll even bring a little cardboard thing with me that says "r9k" in case I meet you.
>>25015853
Island or mainland?
Since you live in Canada, join an amateur hockey league that permits fighting. Skate around for the whole game being a dick and talking shit, you'll get in a fight no problem.
>>25019789
Mainland.
>Go on rumblr
>Fight a nigger
>Nigger cries and calls police
>Get arrested for racism
Fuck
>>25019870
> go on rumblr
> guy I'm meeting brings friends
> Circle-stomp me
> Steal all my stuff
> Cops laugh in my face
That's why I'm not on rumblr.
>>25015437
>join a boxing or MMA gym
>find the biggest, meanest looking guy in there
>tell him to get in the fucking ring
>sucker punch him
>die
>>25019994
>turning up to a fight alone
>bringing stuff worth stealing to an organised street fight
>going to the cops
Lad are you retarded?
go to a bar start talking to girls
>go to bar with friend
>i guess girl i talked to had a boyfriend
>she calls him to come over
>a chad
>starts talking to me
>said no
>i think friend just watched
>Go to the hood
>Step on nigger's shoes
>BRO ITS A PRANK
Seems pretty easy fayym.
