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who /british/ here? im not british, just wondering who is.
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who /british/ here?

im not british, just wondering who is.
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Rule Britannia
Britannia rule the waves
Britons never will be slaves
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>>25014929

here

original post dude
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me

i live in devon
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I'm British. I'm also a chav.
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Yorkshire reporting in.
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Surrey reporting in, home counties are the only relevant counties desu senpai
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>>25014929
There's literally a regular thread called britfeel, you ignorant cunt
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Liverpool

Kill me
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I've never met another robot in this shithole, everyone here is a normalfaggot
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>>25014929
Gloucester here, rate my bellend lads.
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North Yorkshire here p h a m
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>>25015836
That's a male roastie, is half of that foreskin?
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Edmonton here, only Englishman in the area...
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>>25014929

I am a Britbong.
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Nottingham reporting in.
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>>25016431
>French flag on your cube
fucked that up m8
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>>25016477

It's a dutch flag m8. I posted this in the Nederdraad to prove I was british.

y-you a cuber m8?
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>>25014929

Stratford-upon-avon reporting in, I know there is another one on r9k somewhere
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>>25016431
Open that passport senpai you know you want to
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>>25016099
Brighton?
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>>25016534

I-I'm good m9
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and no not the black guy.
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>>25016643
Come on family let me into your country I want your benefits :^))))
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>>25016691

last time I posted my face here, someone recognised me from offline.
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Who /Norfolk/ here? What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
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>>25016820
>banbury
Damn, looks comfy as fuck. How's life in Oxfordshire?
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Yup,
Lincolnshire here.
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>>25015558
Fellow Yorkshire man reporting
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>>25016866
>Damn, looks comfy as fuck. How's life in Oxfordshire?

Full of pakis, honestly warwickshire is miles better, even mroe so since Coventry is no longer part of it.
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>>25016099
>>25014929
>>25016549
EAST SUSSEX


brighton is a shithole though, I still live in it
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I live near
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>>25016935
Are you the Stratford-upon-Avon anon? Fuck, I'm envious if you are.
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SOUTHAMPTON! it's wet
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>>25016992
Brighton is pretty shite but it's good for bars, food and shopping. I go there every now and then; it's good in small doses, but must be pretty shit to actually live there.

Source: have a friend who lives there
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>>25015578
S-seriously? No Surrey-nons? O-okay...
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who /polan/ here
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London here.

How does it feel that the rest of the country is being sacrificed for the glory of LONDON?
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>>25017182
me
where da toilets at
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>>25017185
How does it feel to be the Muslim Caliphate of the UK?
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>>25017185
More like London is being sacrificed for the glory of black cock. Seriously, you're the most enriched shithole in this country.
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>>25017185
How can you even afford to live there?
Everything is like 1.5 times more expensive than the areas surrounding it. And I'm not even talking property prices. Those are like 4x.
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>>25017095
there are a few cosy pubs in brighton and i go to town to buy CDs but there are too many faggots.


Thankfully I live in a fairly well off area and rarely go out so it's cosy
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BOURNEMOUTH

cmon boys hows it keepin'??????
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>>25017185
>>25017272
>pint is 10 squids
The price of a pint is the most valid measurement of how expensive somewhere is. Everyone knows this.
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Newcastle reporting in

Why are slags here so aggressive?
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>>25017032

No, but I do work there actually. It is something to envy. Apart from some chiense tourists taking pictures of shakespeares birthplace it's almost entirely white.
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>>25017311
10 quid for a pint! Fuck my old boots! That's expensive!
It's like a fiver on the outskirts.
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>>25016477
are you high nigga?
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>>25017224
oooohhh rekt, m8
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>>25017301
Glad you agree, we should go out for a drink sometime pham
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>>25014929
Live in telford. Fucking hate it. Boring as fuck.
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>>25014929
West Yorkshire here. Or as I like to call us. "mushmouths".
Because we all talk so bad even WE can't understand eachother.
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I am British, just not really. I am from Gibraltar which is kind of British.
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>>25017380

I've never been but read a lot about it in wikipedia.

Your town centre is literally a single massive building from what I gather. At least you have the Ironbridge to take pride in I suppose.
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>>25017185
>housing 2x more expensive than anywhere else
>44% white british
>horrible long commutes
>dirty
>noisy
>crowded
>filled with self-important cunts at every level of society
>tenner for a pint
>it's all only going to get worse
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>>25015498
YOU FOUKIN WUT MATE? AULL FOUKIN BASH YA FOUKIN SKULL IN AW WILL. FOUKIN CHAV BASTAHD
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>>25017342
Thankfully I'm in a home county, where the average pint drops to a modest 3-4.
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who here /walthamstow/ hood lads
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Hertfordshire reporting in.
Is pretty good desu.
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London

I-I'm English I swear
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>>25017411
It's split now, The asda moved from being part of the building to being across from it because it was sick of the centre charging for parking killing their number of people, Then it started charging at it's new building because lol reasons, and the library got it's own building on another side with an IMAX on top for some godforsaken reason. The ironbridge is cool at least, I have somewhere to throw myself off if I get too sad.
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>>25017185
>boasting about being a Londoncuck

Absolute joke, pham. Nothing good about being a Lo0ndoncuck at all.
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>>25017471
>English
>london

LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH!
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Who /hampshire/ here?
Original comment
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>>25014929
Not me

Never been there
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West Yorkshire reporting in
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>Coventry

Most depressing city in the world. I can't wait to move out of this shithole.
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>>25017490
hi anon where u from
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>>25017471
Ah, so is that British-Asian or British-African?
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>>25017472

I want to visit the Wrekin at some point too. I know it's not the tallest hill by any stretch, but I get the feeling the views from the top are worth it.
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>>25017528
Worse than Bradford? It's literally just grey, trash filled streets and paki shops.
There is NOTHING to do here.
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>>25017490
Me, sadly. At least it's white.
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>>25017528

That ring road in the centre is a fucking joke, I once tried to join at junction 4 and immediately found myself leaving at junction 5.
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southend lad reporting in, repping the SS9
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>>25015836
also gloucester senpai. Is that from inbreeding?
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>>25017561
It's nice, I go up with binocs and look around, I can see my house from up there. Also if you could see forever directly east the next thing taller then you is the urals. They're gonna knock down the power station soon, Hope to go up and watch them demolish the huge cooling towers, maybe film it.
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>>25017545
Don't want to say my exact location but I'm about 20 minutes from Portsmouth
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>>25017486
>>25017556
Anglo Saxon blood seethes through my veins
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>>25017699
Nice floods m8
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>>25017740
Embrace it, brother
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>>25017740
Woah there man, calm down, watch you don't chimpout like your kind usually does. Don't want any more stabbings or raped schoolgirls now do we?
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>>25016099

Crawley here, fuck off you Brighton bender.
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>>25017871
HORLEY 2BH PHAM

Fucking how are you, neighbour?
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>>25017889

SAFE BRUV

I was down the Jack Fairman Friday before last, there was a hilarious little gang of 15y/o lads hanging around outside desperately trying to sound like blacks, good times.
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>>25017380
m-me too anon
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>>25017956
Sick, I was down there saturday night. Yup, welcome to the Fairman, where teenagers take ket in the toilets on weeknights.

Cosy wetherspoons though, pretty much my local. Might see you down there sometime without even knowing.
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>>25018003
M8, I'm free tomorrow evening. Wanna fucking meet out the front of abdab?
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>>25018084
At uni now lad

back in a couple days though

I didn't go to abdab and don't know where it is.
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yeah, anyone in central london?
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>>25018119
M8 did you go to lordie tho?
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>>25018154
nah lad, went to hlc
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>>25016452
What post code?
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>>25018168
Brev I'm working right across the street from there atm, some guy got one of the houses and tore the insides out, rebuilding the whole thing. Nice to meet a local robot tho.
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>>25018020

Quite possibly m8, like to go for a few beers there or sometimes go to Grinny or Horsham for drinks because Crawley after dark is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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>>25018212
yeah, quite comforting desu. too many chavs around here
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>>25015836
>>25017666
GL1 LADS LIQUID IS SHIT INNIT KEK BUTLERS NO BETTER THOUGH
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>>25018251
Sounds good. Yeah, I like to avoid Crawley whenever possible. Went to Moka once, fucking hated it. Never again.
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Any hertfordshire?
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>>25018185
NG5
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>>25016099
West Sussex master race (minus Crawley)
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>>25017185
How does it feel knowing the rest of the country wants you removed?
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>>25014929
SCOTLAND
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Visiting england this summer


whats that shyt I need to do while I'm there?
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>>25019684
Get leathered
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Lancashire lads?
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>>25019684
Don't get stabbed
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>>25017663

m-me to

SS0
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/bristol/
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Quick question for actual /brits/ on here. Just in case my life goes to shit I want to move into the UK, more specifically England. (Don't worry I'm as WASP as they come and I actually plan on fucking working).

Where is the best place/s to live?

Immediately out:
London
Birmingham
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Newcastle reporting in
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>>25020541
The south east is very nice, but anywhere that isn't a big city is usually a good place to live
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>>25020630

Shit I thought London and its suburbs were so big by now it took up most of what is southeast Inglin.
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Loving this weather at the minute. I took the dog for a walk earlier wearing just a t-shirt, and i was totally comfortable. Mid-December, at 11PM, in a t-shirt! Madness.
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>>25020686
nah, guildford is pretty expensive but london ends there
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Norf Kent
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>>25016665
Broadstairs here nigga, where u at
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