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Long story short
>never used tinder before
>friend convinces me to try it out, "you'll have fun even if nothing comes out of this"
>Download app, create a half-assed profile
>Get matched with numerous great-looking goddesses the very first day
>They are initiating the conversation themselves
>I literally only listed my height (6'7") and a couple decent photos
>Met the girl in OP today at the bar, she was acting all flirty, made out towards the end of the night, agreed to meet again at her place
I'll post a few screenshots of my other matches
So, my question is: how does it feel to know that all these gorgeous girls just throw themselves at me, while you are not even hoping to talk to one of them one day?
Because you're tall. Why people still think heightism is a meme is beyond me.
Those girls literally, yes literally get wet after even hearing that number.
Second match
Third match
>>25014337
heightism is a meme here in the netherlands WHERE EVERY
FUCKING
ONE
IS OVER 190CM
Fourth match, concluding
Are those Russians? They're famous for being whores, so nothing really impressive, OP.
All of those girls look 10 years older than they are, minimum.
these girls are 6/10 at best even with makeup. still fuckable so go for it. where are u located?
>>25014358
I AM JUST 1,80 KANKERZOOI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25014293
This bitch looks like she's wearing some equipment straight off a fishing trawler. And where is that, a hotel lobby? Taking pics with her glass of white wine to look dignified and appease the judgement of Tinder-Chads
>>25014342
This bitch using the same done to death accentuate the eye candy poses. Probably knows that her conventional good looks are her only redeeming quality and plays it up.
>>25014357
This bitch took her eyebrows straight off a Mr. Potato Head. Anyone too stupid to realize they've painted two toasted caterpillars on their face is a guaranteed emotional wreck.
>>25014456
This bitch is 19 and looks like the spokeswoman of midlife crisis. Probably has a pussy tighter than the restraining orders on every ex-romantic interest, would probably blue ball you till you came out your eyes before you could even touch her waist.
>>25014820
Fugg man, come in france and it won't be a problem. Fucking netherland giants.
>>25014293
17% of all the men above 6'5" play or have played in the NBA
1 in 6 men your height is a professional athlete, and here you are being autistic on 4chan
How does it feel to be a failure?
>>25015719
whew, good thing im only 6'2
>>25014358
tallest people in the world, apparently, fucking manlet nightmare
>>25014358
dutchfag here, can confirm
The people here are giants, and I'm one of them
I'm at least 1.90m with broad shoulders, so I don't look like a scrawny fuck
>>25015719
That's 7 footers you shitstain. 6'5" isn't that uncommon.
why do tallfags never post pictures of themselves?
What a bunch of disgusting ottoman looking slavs
>>25015952
Only 5% of american men are above 6'2". 6'5" os pretty rare
>>25015985
ottomans did nothing wrong
>use picture of myself, always thought I was like a 7/10
>over the course of 3 days swiped right every girl till i was out of likes
>0 matches
>use fake white chad profile
>swipe right very selectively
>17 matches in 1 day
This shit doesn't work for me
>>25014293
>Tinder thread
>on /r9k/
This board is coming to an end
>>25016851
Friend, this board has been dead for months now. It's nothing but vultures scavenging parts from dead robots.
>>25014820
Ik ben 170cm. zeik niet
>>25015131
You're not funny lad.
>>25014456
>>25014357
>>25014342
>>25014293
>tfw older than all of these women but I still look like a kid compared to them
>>25014357
>devotchka
>>25014820
Dat is precies het gemiddelde jij domme kanker mogool. Je weet godverdomme ondertussen toch wel hoelang je bent. Jezus
Every 5/10 girl on tinder is disillusioned into thinking they're a 7 or above
>6 feets and 7
Fucking lanky goggle eyed freak
>>25014293
>>25014342
>>25014357
>>25014456
Is there a reason you're cropping these images? I mean, besides the fact the full image would prove you didn't match.
>>25014293
unless you're at least 220 lbs you're a lanklet.
>>25018179
>Every 5/10 girl is disillusioned into thinking they're a 7 or above
ftfy
>>25018205
hey, thats astigmatism which i've had since i was 5
>>25018247
The full image still wouldn't prove that i matched, these are just the girls' profiles. I'm too lazy to screencap the list of "matched" thumbnails to prove anything.
>>25018205
>>25018255
Not lanky, just tall. 240lbs. Pic related
>be 26 yo white dude
>always get matches with asian college students
I guess it's true
>The only thing we are supposed to care about in a partnet is age, name and appearance (on one picture, maybe two)
I want off this ride called modern decadence.
>>25018697
pushkin v2
>listing your height
Do you want to attract the worst of roasties?
>>25014293
>6'7"
Holy fuck, how does your spine not snap under the weight of your body? That's way too freaking tall, almost to the point of being intimidating.
How tall are these girls you met? Please say 5'10" or I will have this silly mental image of a lamppost hitting on a garden gnome for the rest of my life.
nigga u so tall
Okay so this is getting weird.
Every second "swipe-right" is an instant match now. Pic related, all of them.
Is that how tinder is supposed to work?
WTF do i do with all of these people?
Starts to feel wrong after a certain point.
>>25019286
The chick that I met was around 5'8''
Some of the others look quite tall also.
My current gf is 5'10'' tall and loves wearing high heels, effectively becoming around 6'2''. At these brief and happy moments we start to look like an actual couple, not as a dude with a kid.
Is this the aftermath of a burn or is there another defect at work here?
>>25016851
These threads have existed for as long as the app has been around.
>>25020152
poor lighting? extreme fish eye lens?
>>25016851
>other robots are actually dating
>i'll be left behind
>>25020327
Nope, she has the same unfortunate face in all of them.
Are there adult/ adolescent mens out there who are really 5'1 or is it just a r9k meme? I've literally never seen one in my 5 years of highschool + 1 year of uni.
How the fuck does a kv like me get into tinder without spaghetti going fucking everywhere? Just thinking about making a profile makes me edgy.
>>25020487
Native Mexicans and all sorts of Asians are notorious for being able to act as oompa-loompas' stunt doubles.
What i'm trying to say, is that they're really fucking short sometimes
>>25014293
feels bready gud mang
>>25020487
they exist. i've seen them come into my work.
>>25018039
He's not. Funny thing is, is that he's right.
>>25014293
It seems like you got more matches your first day than I did in 3 months.
>>25014358
The Greece average height would be an inch or two higher if those malnourished gypsy fucks would just leave REEEEE
>>25020676
Lie about your height on your profile, and then just wear an Abraham Lincoln hat when you meet up.
>>25020711
>Malnourished gypsy fucks
>Implying that's not the definition of the entire greek population
>>25018697
are you wearing leather pants?
>>25020730
Good idea. Or I can wear little stilts under my pants.
>>25020835
Nah, just weird fabric trousers
>>25020778
WE WUZ PHILOSIPHY AND SHIETT
>>25020921
Made me kek mightily
Thank you, anon
