>tfw 5'4" male
Never even had a chance.
i know that feel bro, 5'3 slavic plebeian here.
>5'0 manlet master race.
Constantly dragged around by the local frat bros to hang out with them for some reason, even though they are all fucking chads and like <6ft tall.
i feel you bros, 5'7 26 year old slav here, never had a gf, women don't even look at me
We can redeem ourselves manlet brothers.
>>25013195
Isn't putin like 5'7? Try being 5'3, you got lucky.
>>25013134
>>25013097
>>25013077
>mfw I'm 5'10
>mfw I see middle schoolers taller than me, future Chads
>mfw I saw a group of girls around 13 years old being like 5'8/5'9
How does it feel, faggots ? You're literally a few inches under the average height of a 13 year old girl.
inb4 ERP
>>25013283
Try being 5'0, kek. That's probably under the height of a fucking 10 years old.
>>25013319
I shit you not I've seen 11 year olds that are like 5'6. Why the fuck are they so tall nowadays?
>tfw 6'5
>tfw literally everything else aboout me is godawful (facial features, weight, social status, etc)
i seriously doubt they'd pick me over you
>>25013319
I'm 5'0.
Shit is embarrassing.
My wife is 5'10 and won't let me go out alone because "I'm the same size as a middle schooler".
>>25013406
>5'0
>wife
literally HOW?
>>25013406
What is sex like when a woman is that much taller than you?
>>25013284
5'10 here too. My dad's parents are both like 5'5 and he ended 5'9. All the guys on my moms side of the family are 6 feet or over and I have the same lanky build as them. How am I such a fucking genetic failure?
>>25013424
rofl you are a joke
>>25013424
he figured out how to just be himself :^)
>>25013427
If he has an Amazon fetish he's hit the jackpot
>tfw no qt wife a foot taller than you
>>25013470
that meme actually works as long as you don't spill your spaghetti
>>25013077
>5'4"
>gay
Doesn't feel that bad
>>25013406
How old are you two?
>>25013424
>>25013427
I've explained in detail in this thread. Sex is extremely difficult and I can't really perform in the positions she is used to enjoying such as standing up, cowgirl, or doggy. I try to go from behind as she spreads her cheeks for me but her ass is so firm I wind up getting bruised. Most of the time she just tells me to hump the outside of her ass until I orgasm then eat her out while she watches a movie.
>>25013457
I guess that's why all the Chads try to hit on her in front of me when we're out in public together.
>>25013488
I have a thing for taller girls, but at 5 feet tall every girl is pretty much an Amazon to me.
5'11 king of manlets here
KILL ME
You absolutely HAVE to trap, OP. You have to.
>>25013544
Late 20's.
>>25013563
>Most of the time she just tells me to hump the outside of her ass until I orgasm then eat her out while she watches a movie.
what the fuck, is your dick 2 inches?
>>25013563
You have a wife because being short is not a death sentence. Being fat is not a death sentence. Being ugly is the only real death sentence. Uglyness is the only feature that human beings universally find repulsive. If you are born an ugly man you will never receive female attention during early childhood which will lead to zero self esteem and no female attention ever. Being manlet = you're fine. Being ugly = you're dead.
>>25013599
4 actually. The biggest issue is that I'm a quick shot.
>>25013406
How tall is your wife's son?
>>25013739
I kek'd hard, noice
>>25013626
>tfw ugly king of manlets
just finish me up senpai
>>25013739
13 and 5'8
>>25013563
you thought about using a step-ladder to fuck her standing up?
>>25014066
I tried that once and she bucked her ass against me so hard I fell off and slammed into the wall. She gives off too much force for me to really withstand it.
>>25014161
why not just romp her missionary? or let her ride you?
>>25014198
Missionary is difficult because her legs are long and heavy so it's awkward for me to hold them up or try to put them on my shoulders at the same time as I'm thrusting.
She refuses to ride me because she is scared of riding too hard and cracking a rib. She thinks because I'm the same size as a middle schooler, I have the same strength as one.
I'm pretty sure I have the worst possible height at 5'9
>still shorter than all my male friends
>tall enough to be seen by girls so they can laugh at me
>not short enough to get with girls who have a fetish for short guys
>19
>5'5
I lost the race before it began.
is 5'11'' manlet status?
>>25014386
same senpai, manlet of my few friends
>tfw my little sister is taller than me
>>25014302
let her put her legs up as much as she could, spread of course, then lay on her and thrust your hips into her cunt. Careful not to suffocate between her tits. Sort of like this, except her hands are on your back/head
>>25012140
I can vouch for this. 5'7 here and 26yrs old. Was the good looking one of the group and /fit/ cause sports. I had a pretty Chad teenage years. Still sucks being short.
>>25014583
yeah. just say you're 180cm instead, it sounds like you didn't just get cut off
>>25014706
damnYou have been muted for 172 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25014302
You're living my fetish life. I would love to have your wife on top of me, smother me with her tits while she rides.
Are you little spoon when you cuddle? How does it feel to be enveloped by a woman with long limbs? Must feel like heaven.
>>25014833
I am always little spoon. She pegged me once and now is super into "protecting my ass" so she loves being big spoon.
>how does it feel to be enveloped by a woman with long limbs
Feels warm and safe. I guess I'm the girl in the relationship. I don't mind.
>>25014890
How in the fuck did you find this goddess? Holy shit what I would give to find a tall girl that was into being the "protective" one.
Do you ever have her wear high heels to be even taller? So that when you hug your face is buried in her breast?
>>25015014
My face is in her breasts when she's flat footed. With heels she is over 6 feet tall making her literally over a foot taller then me. My face doesn't even reach her breasts at that point.
I'm also too small to hold her hand as well, which means all the Chads think that she's available when we go out.
I don't mind throwing up a picture if people wanted to see.
>>25015073
I would love a picture. Not to make fun of your or anything. I'll likely end up fapping to it. Tall woman, short guy pairings is my fetish as I mentioned.
>>25015073
Pics please, I'm having trouble imagining the height.
>>25015073
Couldn't you just holds the way a mom and son would?
>>25015145
I thought I had a pic of us side by side but I don't. Here's one of her ass. I'll throw up another of her if you want.
>>25015191
Us sitting down. I could keep looking for one of us standing up.
>>25015181
When she is in heels, she is so much taller that I pull her off balance if I try to hold her hand.
>>25015191
If you post anymore of that creature I'll fucking throw up.
>>25015214
>I could keep looking for one of us standing up.
yes
>>25015191
That you in the background?
>>25015191
>>25015214
>these outfits
being lanklet is worse, 6'9" here. no i dont play basketball or any sports whatsoever
WHEN THE MANLETS COME OUT THE LANKLETS COME OUT TO PLAY, YEAH
>>25015214
Dude... how? She's really fucking good looking. My god. You're living my fetish. I'd love to be a house hubby for a tall, powerful amazon woman that cuddles me in her arms at night.
>>25015214
Shit dude. You look like a cute couple. How'd you find her?
>>25013563
What a nightmare. Still, I wish you best and hope you got a prenup.
>>25015272
Was a bit of a try hard a few years ago. I don't wear the chain anymore and just have a crew cut now.
>>25015243
I know she's not the hottest girl around but she's not the ugliest.
>>25015259
How could you guess anon?
>>25015295
Thanks.
>>25013077
This crippled manlet (5'4 - maybe even lower) had gf even before he became famous.
What's your excuse /r9k/?
>>25015339
College. Literally stole my lunch that I brought to class, ate it in front of me, then told me I'm taking her out. I had never met her before.
>>25015214
Seriously how
>>25015428
Do you live in an anime?
>>25015441
No idea.
>>25015428
No idea what she liked about me aside from the fact that I'm smaller then her so she could boss me around.
Well, actually we have similar interests. Anime, vidya, etc
>>25015450
I have been asked variations of this everytime I rely this story.
It's really fucking weird how it happened. She was struck by how fucking small I am. I was literally the smallest guy on campus. The crew team was sucking my dick trying to get me to join. (Fuck that shit btw)
>>25015428
How long have you guys been involved with eachother?
>>25015491
Eh, a while now. Few years. Is being a house husband the same as being a NEET?
>>25015548
How do you have a kid?
>>25015559
I don't have a kid.
>>25015570
Do you guys plan on having kids?
>>25015548
Wait.... AND you're a househusband?? WTF dude.
>>25015191
>>25015214
Can I cuck you? I'm a 5'5'' semi/fit/ spic
>>25015214
Staning pics please! Preferably one of her hugging you and smushing your face into her chest.
>>25013077
become a cuck
>>25015414
goebbels was one of us senpai
>>25015820
Do you think he would have shitposted on /pol/ and /r9k/?
>>25015649
Yes, I'm a house husband. I don't want to be but I'm not complaining about it.
>>25015672
You think you could? Your only slightly taller then me. Still shorter then her.
>>25015676
I'll try and find one. I don't think I have one with my face in her chest but I have a couple where we are standing.
Another of her in the meantime.
>>25015967
It's not even a question.
>racist
>fascist
>probably jewish
he's your classic /pol/ock
>>25013077
There are 5'0" foot tall SEALS stop being a pussy
>>25016179
He did look rather swarthy but I don't think there's any proof of him being Jewish.
>>25015676
Here you go.
>>25015596
Eventually.
>>25013077
>5'7" in the UK
>somehow managed to be shorter than both my parents
>tfw runt of the pack
>>25016526
Still 7 inches taller then me.
>>25016493
God damn that's sexy. Does she put you on her lap and jack you off? Like I said, I want an amazon woman to be a little hubby for.
>>25013563
Um, what is lube?
>>25016493
Makes me think of this.I know it's rude, but I just thought it was funny. I actually really like the idea of having an amazon gf.
>>25016590
Sometimes, if by jack off you mean use her index and thumb to jerk it. But yes, I routinely sit in her lap because if she sits in mine she could literally still be flat footed on the flood. Never mind that she actually crushes me if she does it.
>>25016730
Well, not to be that guy but I don't think my girl looks as bad as her!
>>25013077
>tfw 6'3, but with a catch
>tfw balding and ugly
>tfw manlets can at least be pretty/aesthetically pleasing/ have full hair
You might as well be 7'0, but if you're ugly, you have no chance anyways.
Nice dubs btw.
>>25015214
How can such a fucking manlet walking genetic mistake get a below average gf and I can't. Fuck everything
>>25016785
oh that's cute, she lets you drive?
>>25016753
So what does she get out of all of this? Is having a little hubby to snuggle and dominate her fetish? Does she love you?
>>25016880
Once in a while. Rarely. Usually she is the one to drive because she hates having to adjust the seat when I drive and gets nervous that I can't see over the dashboard.
>>25016901
I would assume she loves me. I mean, I don't know what she gets aside from companionship. I mean, isn't what any couple really gets from a relationship?
I mean, I give her massages and stuff like that. Tickle her back. Rub her calves. That kind of stuff.
>>25016875
I don't know, are you an awkward lanklet with a bad attitude?
>>25016970
As long as youre a good person and not a fucking jerk, then she most likely loves you. Thats what you call companionship.
The less amount of arguments, the better.
>>25016970
has she or you ever brought up cucking? (Or threesomes in general)
>>25015214
Thank you OP. I am a *6 year old boy that is still in highschool and you have helped me by learning that it is possible to get the GF I need. Maybe I truly do just need to be myself, but a great self at that! I respect you OP, thank you!
>>25017198
If people say to be yourself but yourself is awkward as fuck, don't listen to them. Remember, hide your power level. If you are a NEET, actually get a hobby. I picked up drawing and painting myself and am getting decent. Something that makes you look like a normie.
Then, when you get to know her a bit you could let your power levels show. Just like me, she was into anime and shit but was too concerned about what I would think to admit it. She fucking loves Chobits. (I thought the show went off the rails near the end)
>>25017070
Actually, no. But she does tend to flirt with Chads in front of me like her co-workers or guys who hit on her when we're out together. She likes to try and make me jealous, she loves the attention she gets, and honestly thinks I would get my ass kicked if I stood up to any of them so she tries to give them a smile or something before saying she's not interested.
She rarely acknowledges I'm her husband in public because she thinks some pushy Chad might think of it was some sort of a challenge.
>>25013077
I won the genetic lottery in basically everything except for fucking HEIGHT
5'9" reporting in, but,I live in Australia
>>25013077
>tfw 6'3" Chad
Step up kiddo
>>25016526
Pretty much the same, except I'm an immigrant. It hurts because for some reason all my friends are far taller than me AND my family is composed of mostly beautiful people, except me. It hurts when my parents ask me for grandchildren.
>>25017383
Idk, I'm 5 feet and pretty happy with my girl.
>>25017364
Anon, 5'7 isn't even extremely short. It's honestly a very average height and you will be taller or the same size as lots of girls.
I'm 5 feet tall. I'm the same size as a goddamn middle schooler.
>>25017773
Only because you've accepted your genetically defeat, and found a way to embrace it. Good for you, but don't breed please.
>6'4
>get all the pussy I want easily
>actually a KV
>tfw height is a meme
>>25017313
>But she does tend to flirt with Chads in front of me like her co-workers or guys who hit on her when we're out together. She likes to try and make me jealous, she loves the attention she gets, and honestly thinks I would get my ass kicked if I stood up to any of them so she tries to give them a smile or something before saying she's not interested.
Okay, now she kind of sounds like a complete cunt.
>>25017313
Are you the same anon from a week or two ago who was having the mental breakdown when his tall wife was acting more distant, and then told him that she couldn't respect him because of how short he was when he tried to confront her? And then when you threatened to go out she told you not to because you might get hurt?
>>25018078
Manlet, I feel you. I'm 5'9 and I've only been with girls who are 6'+ (like pic related)
you're living the dream, I'm gonna have to move to Northern Europe to get closer to that dream
>>25013284
>average height of a 13 year old girl
No we're not anon
Girls in general in my country are around 4'5" on averageunfortunately
>>25019367
What is this glorious country of yours?
>>25013406
>there are people on r9k living my dream
>tfw manlet and no much taller gf
Danny Devito is 4'11 and still managed to climb the social ladder, have sex, and marry a girl who isn't fat.
>>25019420
>Net worth of $80 million
>>25019434
he wasn't worth 80 million dollars when he stopped growing
>>25019445
He got a shit ton of roles from being short and thus funny. Look at Twins.
>you'll never be a stronk dwarf with tall frail wife
>>25013077
>tfw Dutch
>tfw no beard growth in the slighest
>most of my countrymen average 6 ft
>6'1" here
>still get girls occasionaly
>it's a good feel
>
>5'8"
>good-looking
>average height is 5'8", but rising fast
Not saying that being 6' is not superior, I'm just saying that at least they think you're a man.
>>25017313
I ride horses, I am as well in the equestrian highschool team. I am the only dude in a club of 10 members. Do you think I could try something in the club?
>>25016493
based/10 Maybe I'll become a filthy normie one day too.
>>25016493
>tfw this isn't me with a tall gf
I'm 5'4, and I honest to god hate my parents because of it. I wish I was born someone else, at least live wouldn't be a living hell. Fucking, being an actual dwarf would be better than being 5'4, at least than people would get shit for making fun of you.
>>25019748
>Do you think I could try something in the club?
Try something?
Like what, anon?
Jack off a horse?
People would see.
>tfw 5'7"
Oddly enough I still get people hitting on me quite often
>>25013077
Please be my qt boyfriend.
>>25019938
You should go trans, you have a qt twink body
>>25016807
>old almost-bald chad house mate telling me he wished he had my hair
>Used to be long but cut it so it's now a thicker Patrick Bateman when I style it
I honestly prefer being 5'5 with no balding extended family members even in their 80s. Can't imagine being without hair.
>>25019938
you got boobs dude what the fuck. You need to get that surgery or let me suck on them.
>>25019938
I thought gyno was just a fit meme. Kek.
>>25013337
Because manlets will never be able to reproduce
>>25020351
Womenlets will though, so manlets will still continue to exist.
CRUUUUZ MISSILLLLLLLE
>>25020230
My brother had surgery because he had gyno issues.
>>25017796
Average in a third world shithole or japan maybe. In any white country you can be used as an armrest by most other men. About half of the dating pool will be unavailable to you at that height which is a pretty big deal since the competition for women is already fierce.
>>25017796
Damn 5' is life on hardmode to say the least.
>>25019420
>everyone can be a movie star
Shitposting elite/10
>>25015214
I fucking tall skanks so much
they have the audacity to start creeping onto our fucking territory. well at least most guys like short girls
>>25020863
Yeah but I've got a wife against all odds.
>>25018083
I could put up with it.
>>25018790
I don't believe I felt like she didn't respect me just because of my height, more along the lines of her not taking my opinions on things seriously as opposed to others who she views as "more knowledgeable".
>>25019748
Sure, but it might be hard if the people in club see you often enough to not view you sexually. Better off bringing it up as a point of conversation with a brand new girl in my opinion.
>>25019783
At the end of the day, I'm still stuck at home all the time while she works. I'm pretty much still a NEET.
>>25021197
>our fucking territory
I have no idea who the fuck you are. A short girl?
