GUYS I NEED HELP
I started yelling at a girl I know on Facebook telling her GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE WE NEED TO WATCH STAR WARS I'LL FEED YOU FROZEN VEGGIES FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW
She told me "beware it's a declaration of love to get out of the house in this cold"
She
Is
Coming
Frozen veggies are literally the only food I have in the house
What the fuck do I do?
I am going to take cialis and maca root for now and explore the situation.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
I HAVE NO MONEY
I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED
I HAVE NO CONDOMS
SHIT
WHAT DO I DO?
Ayy lmao
>>25011505
Ask your Reddit and Facebook friends.
>>25011566
>working under the assumption I am a normie
All it takes to fuck girls is to be good looking
That's it
>>25011505
Do you have any other snacks or drinks?
You do have star wars don't you?
Is your house tidy?
Do you have any friends that can spot you the coin for condoms quicky? no cash at all really?
If you dont get condoms theres always other sexual stuff you can do ofc.
>>25011637
>other sexual stuff
Yes my son
I have water, coffee, tea. Snack wise I have fuckign sunflower seeds.
House is pretty tidy desu
No cash at all and no friends nearby
I aint asking flatmate for condoms since he be creepy af
>>25011783
>sunflower seeds
Fantastic
God bless anon, just do your best with what you have, if it all works out you'll have a funny little story
>>25011505
I'll be waiting for the resolution of this thread
All right everybody go home she fucking bailed on me with some bullshit excuse about her mother I could smell from six miles away.
This thread is now about ways I can bust a nut without resorting to masturbation.
