Chad can literally get away with anything
Rest of the conversation.
The land whales profile
Also matched with literal Stacy
>>25009376
She wanted some fuck
Can you do one where you get the whore all worked up horny and flirty then tell her you have micropenis
>unattractive people are willing to deal with douchebags just to get laid
You guys should know this better than anyone
>>25009359
>fear of snakes and clowns
diabolical, OP.
>>25009612
this OP. ofnwfwnvowvel (Gibberish for originality)
>>25009260
I wanna see this full profile, the guy in the thumbnail doesn't look THAT chadly, but the shit I see people pull off with this profile is unreal
>>25009359
>fear of snakes and clowns
OP you son of a bitch.
>>25009260
thats it m8s
im out
>>25009260
OP's profile if anyone is curious
>>25011095
>Chillin. Loving life. U kno.
that's so perfect
>>25011095
That's Tyrone not Chad, this is mudshark baiting, even worse than your average roastie.
>>25011265
That guy is clearly white or hispanic.
>>25010911
look at that fucking woman. If that doesn't scream desperate, i don't know what does.
>>25009260
If stacy said she wanted to fuck you with a strap on and piss on your face, every single one of you would agree to it. You would be honored just to have her touch you.
The lesson here is attractive people can get away with anything.
>>25011448
>fuck you with a strap on
I'm into that anyway so that would be fine.
>and piss on your face
no fucking way I wouldn't
>>25011095
He looks so faggy, is this realy what girls like?
>>25011095
Are girls stupid enough to believe this is a real profile?
This is clearly a model tier pic
>>25011448
Not true. I would rather stay as a lonely virgin robot than a beta cuck obeying a roastie. Call me crazy but i value self pride
>>25011448
Nah. I would get more pleasure out of rejecting Stacy than being her little bitch. I still have some self-respect you know
>>25009260
Lol want a confidence boost?
Go on tinder match with fatties say the most degrading shit you cab imagine and watch them put up with it.
Women only have looks. No matter how useless you feel a fat ugly woman will always be more pathetic than you
>>25011803
Yes because fat women get absolutely no attention sexually, right?
lmao you're fucking retarded
>>25011861
Okay or don't I guess?
I was a Kv robot till I was 24. Now I'm what you fucks consider chad. I know what I'm talking about
>>25011886
>bullying people for an ego boost
nah, you're not a chad at all, just the average loser who got lucky.
Chads are usually chill and don't have to stoop to your level.
>>25009359
>>25009739
>>25009833
kek
KEK
K E K
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>>25012029
You are a retard lol
Have fun
>>25011886
>Now I'm what you fucks consider chad
>still browses /r9k/
>chad
keep deluding yourself
>>25011886
>kv robot until 24
>becoming chad
good one
chad is chad because he's had a good childhood/upbringing and a series of successes
you're just a phony
>>25012044
>look guys, I can be an asshole
>thats how alphas are, right guys?
inb4 you throw out another insult followed by a kek or lol
thats literally how edgy teens act. I doubt you're in your 20s.
I've hugged many girls before.
I'm what you robots would consider a "Chad"
heh
>>25012073
>>25012083
>>25012122
It's not uncommon for guys to be 'late bloomers' and start getting better with girls as they grow older.
It usually takes some sort of action, though.
hey op pls post the pics of the guy you're impersonating so i can try the same
I don't know if anyone remembers some threads from a year and half ago, and even two years ago when I had /r9k/ dictate messages for me.
This is one of the screenshots I still have saved.
>>25012498
10/10 kekekeke
>>25011157
he is just ripping what that fag did on bodybuilderforum 3 years ago
you fucking newfag
>>25012517
That conversation went on some funny tangents, sadly I don't have the rest of it saved.At some point she was in my apartment pinning me down, choking, and making out with me.
She saw /r9k/ up on my laptop and knew what it was.
>>25009676
>>unattractive people are willing to deal with douchebags just to get laid
Chumps do that, and only for a chance.
What we know better than anyone, is to give up.
>>25012667
Thanks for finding this thread anon.
There are so few of us robots left.
>>25011448
A crazy girl who was also hot offered to piss on my face at a frat party and I turned her down even though I am a virgin guy.
>>25009359
>>25009350
HE ACTUALLY DID IT!
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!ORIGINAL MADNESS!
>>25011095
looks like every other normalfaggot, 6.5/10 tops
but i think it's more successful to bait with a regular looking normal guy instead of a male model because then the women would become suspicious
>>25011448
I'd let her piss on my face but not fuck me with a strapon
>>25011542
Protip: every woman in 2015 feels they're entitled to model-tier men. This is their new standard.
I have over 1,100 matches on Tinder. Am I Chad? I've always considered myself ugly.
post more tinder motherfuckers
>>25012881
I don't. I just want someone I get along with and who isn't disgusting.
>>25012802
If a normalfag can get this many right-swipes than what does that make us robots?
>>25011448
But I'm into femdom so I would be happy with that
>>25009359
>god and family mean everything to me
Yeah studies show this
>>25009260
Im the original chad who made up that pickup line, im really glad to see it being put to good use, your welcome OP, I know you were lurking in my tinder threads acouple weeks ago , I told you it works, you should have used your real face tho , whats the point of not getting pussy,
>>25013139
That is what makes us robots
>>25011448
>Strap on
Yes I have a pegging fetish
>Piss
Absolutely not. Piss is still piss regardless of who it's coming out of.
>>25013363
I don't think I follow
>>25009739
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
legit lmaoing @ this shit OP
well done
>>25011095
Looks like a former colleague except he was bald.
>>25009359
>God and family
Every fat chick's profile. Without fail.
>>25013124
I'd love for you to post a picture of what you'd go for so you can apparently prove us wrong.
Go ahead, do it. Find a friend you think is attractive and post a picture of them
>>25013586
I only have one friend and I've never even seen a picture of him.
>>25013124
>>25013586
Everyone has physical standards though. Even if they are unconventional, or aren't standards only 'models' could meet, everyone has physical standards, and not everyone will meet them.
This whole "I just want somebody who loves me and wants to hang out" shit is pure delusion. People say one thing but always do another.
>>25013637
I agree, we all do it. I do believe,however, that a woman's standards are much higher than a man's standard. So her "i just want etc." is more bullshit than any dude's.
>>25013722
Overall it could be argued that women have higher standards yeah.
Even if they say "I just want a man who loves me...", this already sets the bar higher than people realize. Because there's so-called "love languages" that are different for everyone, so even if you swear you love a girl, she might not 'feel loved' no matter hat you do because her idea of love and your idea is different.
>>25013637
I will change my standards to the girl though
When I'm smitten the features that didn't grab me before are suddenly charming for me. I absolutely have seen less attractive girls as the cutest thing ever when I love their personality
It's just women who are shallow
>>25011481
you have to basically be gay to get grills
>>25013759
I went through that, my ex and I were almost perfect for each other and then shit went downhill in the span of maybe two weeks. I went from the love of her life to "not the man she fell in love with."
>>25012376
op pls help me
Someone just super liked me.
What should I do?!
I can't handle this at all.
>>25011448
>If stacy said she wanted to fuck you with a strap on and piss on your face, every single one of you would agree to it. You would be honored just to have her touch you.
id rather kill her
>>25013810
Unfortunately I don't think men are really allowed to have standards in the current system. We're only supposed to meet them.
>>25013866
I had an LDR of 8 months, finally flew halfway across the world to see her, was told that she didn't feel that "spark" and wasn't attracted to me. Even after all the sexting and shit we did beforehand. By 'spark', what she meant was that she was incredibly insecure and needed the guy to do all the work to get her out of her shell. Of course, while I visited she was talking to another guy the whole time and ended up being with him not long after I left.
It was definitely a wakeup call for me.
>>25011448
>fuck me with a strap on
Obviously yes. Prostate stimulation is literally the easiest way to get off.
>piss on my face
I'm into watersports.
>be honored to have her touch you
Not "honored".... I just want someone to fuck me and piss on my face, and it's nice if they're hot. You think I'm going to turn that down because of some sort of "robocode"?
What are you trying to prove?
>>25011448
why would I let that happen to me?
>>25014048
I'm sorry to hear that, which will also make this harder: She didn't find you attractive enough to meet her standards. There was something about you that put her off, which brings us back to the original topic at hand; women have high expectations.
I'm truly sorry that happened, no one should have to go through an ultimate failure such as that, no offence.
>>25013447
No one swipes right to you, no one likes you, no one cares for you. That is some of the factors that makes you a robot
>>25011670
>>25011706
>>25013962
>>25014210
Lmao look at all those hypocrites. If a woman would use those arguments to turn down a Chad you wouldn't believe her, but you guys obviously are superior and would deny Stacy. Sure
Just be yourself, it works for me every time
>>25011448
I'd rather spend time with my waifu.
Wow. I am devastated.
>>25016051
Now this is something I agree with.
>>25014662
>woman
>turn down a Chad
But that never happens
Will a Chad take this one?
>>25013256
>tfw you recognizethis guy from taytay's video clip.
no homo
>>25012327
>implying you can undo years of loneliness through getting pussy
>implying Chads aren't born and are great individuals who not only get pussy, but achieve other feats of greatness
>>25016575
there's has to be some explanation
what's they have in common
>>25016575
Craigslist is just cancer
>>25016693
Seriously, are these women really that delusional?
>>25011095
>U kno.
My god. Genius.
>>25011448
it's funny how many people noped you
you're acuck
>>25013256
This doesn't show attraction is 100% looks. It shows an attractive guy can get away with more and needs to employ less game to get girls, which we already knew.
