I make a kinda squawking sound whenever I yawn.
I don't know if other people can hear it or its just me cos its echoing in my throat or some shit but it makes me self conscious.
and you????
I'm replying to this thread.
i do the same op,no worries !
i eat my nails (spit out about 70% of them), don't remember the last time i cut my nails with scissors
I bite off one of my nails and use the clippings to clean out the gunk from between my other nails
>>25008194
yeah that's fun, also sniff them
Pop the biggest blackheads and save them on the mirror or wall
>make a loud squawking noise when I stretch and yawn at the same time usually when I wake up
>scares my mother every time
>>25008216
>>25007565
I yawned twice while reading these.
>>25007565
Who is this cum chum?
>>25007565
>I make a kinda squawking sound whenever I yawn.
I do that too, it's really weird. Sometimes i'm in class and do that and look around to see if people could hear but it seems that's all on my head. weeeir.d
I use the foreskin to rub over the head of my penis. After some minutes of making this movement a white creamy liquid is extracted from the tip of the penis.
>>25007565
Whenever I see something that been overly done, (e.g. a cheesy line in a show or someone just said the most obvious humblebrag) i say "Woof."
>>25007565
i talk out loud in full thought when im alone, as if i were bouncing ideas off a wall. im not crazy ,it's just a better way for me to remember things and vocally train
i often imagine that people can read my thoughts and know everything about me and are toying with my pathetic existence on a tv show in some distant planet
when i'm entirely alone and allow myself to think i completely change as a person, everything about me shifts to another state of being. a familiar voice says 'hello' in a condescending fashion as if i am powerless to stop it, and then it takes control over my body and starts having a conversation out loud with my thoughts. the thoughts run through and almost instantly it uses my voice to converse. it knows what it wants to say without hesitation, and there is lots to learn from it. i don't even think as it happens, it's as if i'm a 3rd person on the outside spectating these events. it carries itself with confidence in its movements and conversation, it analyzes everything ive said since the last time it visited, everything ive done, every thought and every emotion, it tells me what is real and what is not, and most of all it calls me out on my bullshit, and almost everything appears to be bullshit. my life is a lie and any choice i wanted to make or anything i was working hard to accomplish is destroyed by its harsh truths. it is 100% cynical with no regard for anything. it wishes to see humanity wiped from existence. more than anything it wants to kill me, the vessel that keeps it trapped. it seems quite intelligent and very well spoken, everything it does leaves a lasting impact on me and nothing does that anymore, nothing except for those moments in which it takes over and dissects my entire being. after it clears every possible detour and analyzes everything possible it then goes to work on getting me to follow its plan. when it takes over my body i can feel what it feels and see what it sees and remember things i forgot, but when it leaves its as if it never happened and i forget. it once locked me in a room and made me try to bludgeon myself with a hammer. i hate it and wish it would leave me forever.
I check myself every day if I have telekinesis
the autism is strong in me
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>>25008347
See a doctor, that ain't normal son.
I have an irrational feeling that when I die, I was actually an alien having the most amazing high ever
>>25008561
slightly the same here, i check if i can use the force.
Wipe down to the balls
>>25007565
Who is she please?
Kinda looks like Imogen Poots.
I developed a sort of tourettes coping mechanism to help get me through the day. When ever i think of embarrassing things that have happened in my life, I make sounds or say phrases that i cant control such as
>kill me
>two days im gonna shoot myself( dont even have a gun)
>I hate my life
>fucking bullshit
>various groans
alot of people are starting to notice, i used to just do it at home but im starting to do the groans in class and people look.
>>25008810
I do this too and walk around the house shouting fuck everything whenever I remember an awkward moment
>>25007565
I suppose you file images of beautiful girls on your computer.
I cannot begin to explain how unhealthy that habit is. It'll give you umrealist and uneven expectation towards real womyn in real life.
I suggest you drop this vicious practice right now, delet all images of the sort you have, and try to get in touch with real life flesh and bone females, the ones you can actually touch.
>>25008972
everything you stated is faulty, try harder.
>>25009013
Go ahead. Drool over 10/10 females on your computer screen i'm sure that wont alter your perception at all.
Pro tip: it will.
Youre talking with someone who struggled with porn addiction for more than 8 years. There's not much i can say that will make you believe me. My only hope is that you never find out how wrong you are, for your own sake.
>>25008810
Same here, 'fucking nigger', 'stupid fuck', 'retard', etc, a good 30-50 times a day
>>25009053
>Pro tip: it will
if you function as a regular adult you should already know what's obviously real and what's not. shit if you're on this board now you should get the general idea.
>>25009102
It's not about the difference of reality vs. Imaginary. You're setting impossible standards to your desires if you "hot women" folder only contain 9-10/10 model tier girls, the type of girl that would stand out in a room of a thousand females, the type of girl that everybody desires (even other girls) the type of that can have anyone she wants, and she definately wouldn't choose you.
Go full elliot if you want. High standrds is the real root of most robots loneliness.
bleep 123
>>25008247
Taylor swift my firend
