>Job interview in 2 hours
I've never had a job interview before, what the fuck do I say?
Urinate on the interviewer to show your assertiveness in a work place.
What job OP?
Show up in a suite and drive your car straight through the door.mit will show your assertiveness.
you only speak when spoken to so its mostly just answering some questions about your previous exploits, your life in general, relationships, sexual experiences and whether you've ever been in jail
and when hired, remember to keep down the amount of poopnaps because they WILL notice
>>25007583
It's a factory job
>>25007550
Just be honest but not too honest.
be a big guy for him
>>25007605
You probably already have the job then if it's an entry level position and they are willing to interview you. Just go in dress pants, dress shirt, and a tie. Shave and brush your teeth.
Don't go in like a shitbag, you'll be fine. I believe in you anon-kun!
>>25007605
Just don't be a criminal
Look up common questions online, but if it's a factory job it's not like it matters that much. As long as you don't come across as a complete blithering retard you have the job, and even if you do you still probably have it.
If it's a factory job it doesn't really matter. Look up common questions on google. Show up wearing something nice but a suit isn't necessary, just some clean pants and a shirt.
Don't worry, it's easy. Just /b/ urself, OP.
>2015
>being a wagecuck
