>therapist hands me some papers to fill in before the next appointment
>at home filling in the questionnaire
>"Do you practice sex safely?"
>fill in "Not applicable"
>next session
>"So you don't have sex?"
>"uh... n-no"
>"Never had a relationship?"
>"not really"
Looks like another year of autismbux. Keep 'em flowing in and remember: don't fall for the wage meme.
>going to a therapist
topcuck, you'll never get a job or become a normie anyway so why bother, what do they have to offer you?
So, how does one go about getting autismbux? Just go to a therapist?
>>25007367
i know how you feel anon..
was at the doctors today getting additional medication..
>"do you have a girlfriend?"
>"eh... n-no"
>"you know, when people feel depressed its often easier to cope if you have someone else in your life, maybe its something you should consider"
fucking shitfuck, yeah its not likely I will just get myself a girlfriend
>>25007391
someone to confide in
>>25007395
if you've ever had a job you're sol
>>25007391
I go rather regularly to keep the government off of me. Without a stamp of approval from a supporting body I can't get bux.
>>25007411
That's what the internet is for
>>25007415
That sucks.
>>25007407
My psychiatrist does this all the time and I'm not really sure how to explain to him that I am ugly and undesirable. He knows me very, very well, shouldn't he pick up on these things? He's a smart dude
>>25007407
You didn't tell him that it's not that you didn't want one but that you can't get one. SHUT THE MOTHERFUCKER UP. ITS NOT EASY TO GET A GF LIKE NORMIES THINK.
>>25007422
the internet isn't the same
when i confide to the internet, i feel like i'm shouting into a void, or i'm writing a letter that i rip up and throw away.
when i confide to another living breathing person i can see with my eyes in real life, everything changes. it's such a pleasant feeling to tell a real person something personal/intimate and have them acknowledge and respect what you said
Normies literally don't understand how someone does not have sex. For them it's like you told them you don't shit.
>>25007407
dont put dah pussy on a pedastal
>>25007450
Do they give you normalshit advice?
>>25007430
you'd think they should be smart enough to recognize a social autist or outcast when they see one...
>>25007441
might do that next time, but im thinking about going to a proper psychiatrist instead
I had a therapist tell me the same thing when I was still 17. That I just needed to find a girl to make me happy.
Yes, because being fat, ugly and extremely depressed will all be solved by adding a female into my life. I'm sure they're just lining up, too!
>>25007452
yeah, threads about this on /r9k/ have completely put me off seeking therapy. it seems even qualified professionals are too far up their own arse to comprehend someone having a different outlook on life than they do.
>>25007407
> when people feel depressed its often easier
> to cope if you have someone else in your life
And a such stupid person is a doctor? fuck the world
>>25007407
Dude if you rly wanna gf just b urself :^)
>>25007596
Qualified professionals are not robots. They're still normies with all the biases of normies.
Did anyone ever go to a therapist and found it useful?
>>25007367
Why don't I get money for never having fucked somebody? I g-guess my therapist just wanted to know if I'm pure.
>>25007367
Tfw my own big bro tried to plant a seed in my head to become a janitor
LMAO piece of shit
>>25007407
I just give the thousand yard stare when they try to speak things like this to me.
People get girls to fuck. Through history women were causes of wars and treason among men.
Nowadays they regained their rights to their own life, that I can relate to. But then, their lives need thick cocks and big bucks.
No way I'm wasting my sorry life with someone who despises my very existance because I don't have neither.
I don't care anymore. I just don't care anymore.
>>25007430
He's not a mind reader
>you just paid $100 an hour to have a therapist tell you to "be yourself"
Normalshits must die
>>25007513
You need a friend anon
A real life, breathing one, not 4chan
>>25007407
>"you know, when people feel depressed its often easier to cope if you have someone else in your life, maybe its something you should consider"
>Well, maybe you should prescribe one to me"
>>25008783
This comic will explain everything.
>>25007430
They know. It's just part of cognitive behavioral therapy. Everything is fine, just b urself, get out there and talk to people.
>>25007407
>doc: hi, 'sup?
>you: i'm sad
>doc: do you have a gf?
>you: no
>doc: get a gf
>you: i'll try
>you: hi do u wanna b my gf?
>she: hi ur cute but 2poor, 2ugly, 2autist and 2weird 4me, fuck off human scum.
>you: i sad
>doc: do u have a gf?
>>25008829
Holy kek my fucking sides!
>>25007367
Jesus, those boobs. Do you have anymore pics of this Sena figure?
>>25007367
how do i go from the therapist to autismbux?
>>25007414
Not true. It can onset normally all the way to age 35 in men. Fake schizophrenia or review the autism diagnosis and try to explain how extremely fucked up your life is because of those symptoms.
>>25007430
The problem is that your standards are above dating other undesirable people, something that an adult like him would consider absurd.
>>25007415
Same here. Autismbux4lyfe
>>25007415
Here my psychiatrist (who I don't see regularly) and my family doctor must each fill in a firm every about 3 years.
>>25007450
>Tfw I only had this once for a couple of months
FUCK I really want that again, it doesnt even have to be a girl, just anyone.
