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>Trying to get rid of a hangnail
>Rip off way too much of it

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>tfw burn your tongue on first bite of pizza
>lose ability to taste for the next 2 days
>can't enjoy pizza

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>>25007155
>making apples slices
>cut of your finger

>accidentally grind teeth too hard

>tfw ran out of gum this morning
>trying my hardest to not grind teeth or bite fingernails

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>>25007155
>Bite your tongue or inner cheek
>bite the same place again and again

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>Walk through door while turning knob
>Don't turn fast enough
>Walk into door

>tfw you bite your inner lip while chewing
>tfw when it swells and makes it easier to bite again
>and again
>AND AGAIN
>AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>finish pooping
>stand up
>have to poop again

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>>25008268
This one really hits home

>>25008268
>finish showering
>have to poop