How old are you and how many people have you fucked?
I'll start
4 girls
1 guy in second grade
your dad doesn't count OP
>>25007006
>doesn't say how old he is
2/10 would sage again
29
0
normans be gone, roooo
>in second grade
i'll assume that's a hint at your age.
20
1 girl
2 blowjobs off hookers
26
8 girls, two were at the same time
>>25007006
Age: 24
Girls: 21
I'm 19 and I've been with 4guys
23
0
normies gtfo of my robot board
18
like 5 guys? idk don't wanna count it makes me feel bad
19 f
about 13 guys and 2 girls
>>25007006
19 f2guys
>>25008836
disgusting used up trash
>>25007006
24
2 girls
3 hookers
>>25007006
25m here, 10 girls and maybe 15 hookers ayyy
>>25007006
18f
0 girls
0 guys
Am I the only one who chooses to stay virgin until marriage?
22
0
I would rather kill normie women.
>>25008935
you are lol
>>25008935
No, I choose to stay virgin because I have no other choice.
>>25008836
>>25008844
>>25008935
Notice how only the girls mentioned gender. Fucking attention whores need to be hanged.
>>25008994
Very good post
>>25007006
>not being a virgin
Everyone who isn't a virgin, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU CHAD NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!11111ONE
I'm 30 years old
I've had 16 women
4 of them were relationships
3 were friends with benefits
The rest were fatties or hookers or both.
26
Probably between 40 and 50 chicks
19 m, 12 girls. 3 relationships and the rest hookups
23
1
Exactly 1 year since she dumped me now.
>>25008994
Well because if I hadn't, people would have assumed I was a guy and would have said shit like "Like you wouldn't stay virgin either way" while girls can always have sex whenever they want, according to /r9k/
36
Not sure but its under 600
31
1 guy I've actually fucked with (long-term relationship)
About 4 or 5 other guys I've messed around with
I've never "hooked up" with anyone though. Any time I've messed around, I took time to get to know the guy and was kind of hoping for some sort of relationship down the line.
It's not easy being in the Deep South. Most of the guys are very closeted and extremely paranoid of being "caught." Half of them actually get married to women to avoid casting any suspicion on themselves, then they try to arrange anonymous hook ups on craiglist or at park restrooms.
>>25008935
No, I have.
22
0 girls
0 guys
>27
>fucked 4, all in relationships
>tfw you'll never pound a black grill
24
4 girls
1 of them was fat
23yom
0g
>>25007006
You fucking pedo monster, how could you fuck a second grade boy. Disgusting.
19
0
Fricking normies
>>25007006
28
65ish women
No men.
>>25008316
Kekhe never said he was in 2nd grade
>>25008994
Oh yeah, they're girls alright.
>>25008836
Look at this and remember gents that all women are whores
>>25007006
23
20 something idk i'd have to get on fb and ig to make a list
90% of those girls were from ages 16-19 tho. high school was really really fun when you are "chad"
>>25007006
Age 21
girls 0
cuz I'm a fat fuck.
22
7 girls
1 guy
18
0
I'm turning 19 in January, I'm doing my best to try before it's my birthday, but I'm not obsessed like I was from 15 to early 18.
I'm not kissless anymore, which has given me some confidence because now I know I'm at least a fraction desirable. I can only wait and hope
im 24 and fucked 5 girls.
bumparoony boonie
I'm 22
20, if we're only including straight up sex. If we're including bjs it's probably double.
>>25010177
>All this entry level 2012 shit
Come on now bro
>>25008836
Get out, you dirty roastie whore. Kill yourself pls.
>>25008616
you should feel bad about your roastie you slut.
>>25009794
lol wait and hope, thats gonna work champ
just bee yourself
Age: 23
Sex count: 0
Blowjobs: 0
Handjobs: 0
Girlfriends: 0
Handholds: 0
Dates: 0
Kisses: 1
>>25008144
>>25008568
>>25008965
>>25009399
>>25009467
We shouldn't be the fucking minority here. I fucking hate this planet. Normies need to devour everything. Where did everyone flee to. Please don't tell me wizardchan.
I'm 22
Blowjobs received: 17-20 (8 women)
Women fucked: 9
Men fucked: 3
>>25007006
>>25008336
>>25008375
>>25008410
>>25008545
>>25008616
>>25008836
>>25008844
>>25008865
>>25008909
>>25009061
>>25009086
>>25009087
>>25009099
>>25009354
>>25009387
>>25009423
>>25009452
>>25009537
>>25009671
>>25009728
>>25009814
>>25010529
>>25013270
FUCKING NORMALFAGS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
GOD FUCKING DAMN
>18
>0
Probably 0 forever senpai. I'm socially inept and theres nothing special about me. Also broke. Why live?
>>25007006
22
26 girls
6 girls in the last 3 months since I was dumped by the love of my life.
18
9 girls
0 boys
21yo
kv
>>25013420
I'd feel bad for you if you couldn't just wipe your tears with pussy.
And maybe if I knew what love felt like.
Do you fuck hookers or are you just crafted by the gods?
19
2, one was a 4/10 with a 9/10 ass, and the other was a 7/10
not too shabby
24
4
3 casual, 1 relationship (currently >4y)
>>25013477
Nah never fucked a hooker, although I was tempted when my ex wouldn't put out for ages. I dunno, I guess its a mix of being relatively attractive, at uni and charisma of a god when drunk.
24
0
Fuck off normalfags. Seriously, just go to /adv/ if you want to circlejerk about your active sex lives.
24
kissless virgin
also sandnigger
18m, 33 chicks, 38 if we're including anal-only
>>25013317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OnoWlfQoVS
>>25007006
23 years old
16, 5 of which were prostitutes
Haven't had sex for a year
23yo
1 girl
>>25008545
That's pretty disgusting. I honestly want to know why so many of you are sluts. I wouldn't sleep with someone unless I had been with them for over a year, is that fucking abnormal now? Is almost everyone in favor of casual sex?
>>25008935
I want to wait for marriage too, I'm a guy though so it's probably more common.
>>25007322
ten keks
18
0 girls desu senpai
28
0
Time for you guys to leave.
20
1 guy, once
>>25014079
SAME HERE LAD. :D DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME?! im a small qt boy
>>25007006
30
5 girls
started at 18, and the time between each girl was almost exponential. Almost all of them were serious relationships.
>>25014129
Sure thing chief. I'll lubricate you with some coconut butter and hold you like an infant with my yaoi hands.
16
11 girls
1guy
2 dogs
1 cat
>>25014306
yay please. I just want to be someones good boy. I'll do anything.
>>25007006
virgin until 19. now,
31
56
13 who blew me but i never fucked
>>25007006
21M
4 girls
>>25014486
Normandy find the exit eeep
>>25014486
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? That's really fucking disgusting at any age.
>>25007006
18 today
I have never slept with anyone
>>25014546
just realized that girls wanted to fuck me. especially once i turned 28. i just walk into places and woman look at me like i'm a man
it's weird. i still have all my west end star wars rpg books. but i just don't look like the kind of person that does.
24
4 girls (3 hookers) +2 gave blowjob
>>25013317
I came here as khv, but lost it at 21 and manage to get 2 fatties (who dumped me soon) and hookers.
>>25014462
I'll dress you up like a tootsie doll and let you gnaw on my foreskin while play strange instruments of glass and metal
>>25014615
You don't see anything wrong with fucking that many people? Someone offers you sex and you don't give a shit about who they are or anything, just say yes? It's so fucked up I can't even process how this happens.
>>25014660
Why does Akari look like Moot in this pic?
>>25014690
I didn't post anything.
26
0
100% KHHV, get on my level you filthy normies.
>>25014673
i agree it's a little on the high end. but what happened is i just decided that i needed to date people after a couple serious girlfriends. not fucking for the sake of fucking, but just actually seeing what was out there.
once you get to a certain age sex becomes a basically automatic part of dating (this is all while checking my autism hard). don't say anything rapey, have a story, don't talk about anything too niche. date 2 or 3 sex is going to happen.
what counts as fucking OP
23
2
18m
1 girl
Wouldn't have it another way.
23 m
19 females
Every time I have sex I get upset about my lack of foreskin thx r9k
>>25014660
>tfw you will never fuck someone while they play an instrument
>tfw you will never hear music inspired by the pleasure your genitals bring
>>25014660
:O its somewhat strange, but ILL DO IT. ILL DO ANYTHING
>>25008144
>>25008568
>>25008935
>>25008965
>>25009399
>>25009467
>>25009705
>>25013179
>>25013402
>>25013456
>>25013564
>>25013595
>>25014079
>>25014113
>>25014783
>actually being a virgin
this is just a meme, right?
>>25014976
>>>/out/ normalscum
>>25014976
Your life is the meme here.
>I am desired
>I totally fit here
22, and 8 girls, half of whom were paid.
19
1 person. I've exchanged nudes or cybered with ~15 people though.
>>25015024
>>25015116
how does it feel to be a living, walking meme?
21
4
All of them in 5 month timespan at the beginning of the year too
>>25007006
Age: 20
Women fucked: 2
Men fucked: 0
22f
16 girls, most of them only once
>>25015422
details, senpai
20 Male
Anything: 0 (Zero)
>>25015587
probably not the kind of detail you want but here is this list I wrote a couple of days ago because I wasn't sure of the actual number
>>25007006
19, 1 woman
I guess I'm not super fucking Pierce Brosnan Casanova like some other people in this bullshit thread
>>25008935
hello please be my gf
>>25009387
get the fuck out of my homeland you degenerate shit and take all your fucking diseases with you
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25007006
>1 guy in second grade
i don't think getting raped counts, op
25
1
>>25014976
get the fuck out. we are the glorious /r9k/ and we dont want you fucking normie scum.
>>25007006
20
F:0
done every thing apart from the deed
M:Not a fag
20 years old
None of course
>>25008144
You can stay
>>25008336
Fuck off
>>25008375
Fuck off
>>25008410
Fuck off
>>25008545
Fuck off
>>25008568
Stay
>>25008616
Fuck off
>>25008836
Especially fuck off
>>25008844
Fuck off
>>25008865
Fuck off
>>25008909
Fuck off
>>25008935
Fuck off
>>25008965
Good lad
>>25009061
Fuck off
>>25009086
Fuck off
>>25009087
Fuck off
>>25009099
Fuck off
>>25009354
Fuck off
>>25009387
Fuck off
>>25009423
Fuck off
>>25009452
Fuck off
>>25009467
Good lad
>>25009537
Fuck off
>>25009671
Fuck off
>>25009794
Fuck off
>>25010529
Fuck off
>>25013179
Fuck off
>>25013270
Fuck off
>>25016458
contd.
>>25013340
Fuck off
>>25013402
Fuck off
>>25013420
Fuck off
>>25013446
Fuck off
>>25013456
Good lad
>>25013514
Fuck off
>>25013529
Fuck off
>>25013564
>>25013595
Good lads
>>25013738
Fuck off
>>25013868
Fuck off
>>25013886
Fuck off
>>25014079
>>25014113
Good
>>25014122
Fuck off
>>25014182
Fuck off
>>25014436
Kek
>>25014486
Fuck off
>>25014506
Fuck off
>>25014652
Fuck off
>>25014566
Fuck off
>>25014783
Good lad
>>25014838
Fuck off
>>25014874
Fuck off
>>25014888
Fuck off
>>25014976
Fuck off
>>25015133
Fuck off
>>25015176
Fuck off
>>25015249
Fuck off
>>25015357
Fuck off
>>25015422
Fuck off
>>25015787
Fuck off
>>25015943
Fuck off
I am 25
# I have fucked: 0
21does ERP count?
21 f
14:^)
>>25017155
Okay for real are you actually proud of slutting it up that much? Get in a relationship with a guy you like and you'll be a lot more fulfilled than getting gangbanged at frat houses
>>25017190
I don't feel like I've slut it up that much desu
Until I can find a guy worth my time, what's wrong with enjoying sex when i can get it
Wouldn't you do the same?
>>25017155
get fucking shot you stupid whore
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0
I've never actually had a girlfriend, lol
>>25017231
Not going to tell you how to live your life
You have slutted it up quite a lot thought. Don't even pretend you're not aware of this
I wouldn't do the same because I have some level of self esteem
Wow, so many non-virgins. And some people say that the normals haven't taken over this board.
>>25017295
haha I guess I've slutted it up a bit. just not enough guys into me enough for repeat encounters. that and it's always exciting to get to know new people
i have self esteem for sure though, especially when i've gotten some dick. sexual release makes me feel a whole lot better about myself lol
>>25007006
>25(kissless virgin until 22)
>15 girls plowed
We are all going to make it guys
>this thread
thank you, normies. your infuriating posts have given me the strength to leave this place.
>>25017531
>15 girls plowed
>We are all going to make it guys
i hope not, what kind of shallow and meaningless life is that.
waisting time, effort on money going after stupid bitches an meaningless empty sex that has a high risk of giving you STDs.
i have no more respect from manwhores than i have "woman" whores.
pointless lives
>>25017649
Look you don't have Do what I do, do your thing
Most of that came on the first year when I started having sex and went on a pussy parade.
It is mostly meaningless, once you get it out of your system you start to look for a girl that can satisfy you in a more mature way.
So yes I'd agree it is immature, and about have of those 15 I wouldn't care if I had had the sex or not in the log run.
Not all of it is bad though.
Stay smart, do what works for you.
this board should stop seeing life as if it was some kind of contest. we are last anyways, it's like we are competing in a formula1 race with a tricycle
24
1 girl, one time, 3.5 years ago.
22, Female, 0 sexual partners.
I also own 3 cats.
>>25018172
ouch, sounds like there's a painful story behind that one?
>>25018260
Not really I just pumped and dumped her. She's married and has a good job now.
>>25018244
I have a cat. Wanna hang out and have our cats meet each other?
>>25007006
20
2 teen girls in high school, and 6 milfs/cougars
also 1 guy
>25
3...about 9 for third base and shit like that.
>>25018445
My cats don't like other cats, sorry.
>>25017649
Nice justification as to why are you don't put forth the effort to try and perform the primary function of the human species.
30
30+ (stopped counting)
suck it virgins
>>25007006
26
If hookers count: 105
If they don't: 6
>>25007006
>>25008144
>>25008336
>>25008375
>>25008410
>>25008568
>>25008616
>>25008836
>>25008865
>>25008844
>>25008965
>>25009099
>>25009354
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>>25007006
20
>3 guys
>1 guy and 1 girl (my bff) in a threesome
all between october 30th and now. I lost like 90 lbs, got a whole new wardrobe and changed my hair and shit and now I can literally pull anyone. It's crazy, dudes who wouldn't even look at me before are approaching me and even if we hook up, they're the ones who want to keep talking or taking things a step further, it's so wild. I'm still friends with most of them too! I can't really be in a relationship right now due to my job, but what I have now is kind of filling that void.
It was the same time last year that I was this fat ugly loner who pined after this 6/10 who only considered me a little pudgey sister, and now it's so easy to pick and choose whoever I want that I don't even bother with it anymore.
>tfw 6/10 oneitis still doesn't see me that way, eternally friendzoned, eternally damaged from that and my years of being the fat ugly bullied kid
>>25007006
I am 22 years old.
I have never had sexual intercourse.
20
0
normies need to seriously get the fuck off my board
19
I think 8 as of right now? I can't really be bothered to remember all of them. Have been with over 30 though, only ended up fucking those 8.
>>25017155
Fuck off
>>25017531
Fuck off
>>25018172
Fuck off
>>25018452
Fuck off
>>25018529
Fuck off
>>25018819
Fuck off
>>25018858
Fuck off
How many STDs do you have?
>>25019038
Fuck off
>>25019113
This
>>25019118
Fuck off
>>25019156
>How many STDs do you have?
None. Hookers in Germany get tested and have to be "licensed", in addition to you having to wear a condom even for blowjobs. And being military we got tested pretty regularly.
>>25019213
>in addition to you having to wear a condom even for blowjobs
This is the most beta thing I've ever heard
23, going on 24
6 guys
fingered a girl at a party once
>>25007006
22
0
when the time is right
>>25019245
Fuck off you disgusting faggot
19
0
This won't change for a while i assume
>>25019277
You still got time
>>25019254
Same to you
More to life than roasties senpaitachi
Keep that in mind
>>25019038
>have oneitis
>still fucking other people
it's so strange for me to imagine that this is what life is like for girls. when i was crushing hard on my oneitis, i wasn't out fucking other girls. i didn't even want to.
>>25019229
Would rather not have my dick fall off.
>>25007006
>20
>fucked 2 girls
>had sex 3 times
>loads of potential for other fucks but I didn't want to, or spaghetti'd
>potential fuckbuddy when I get back to Uni
never had a real girlfriend to fall in love with and fuck
could be worse but still feel like shit about it
also have a tendancy to be suicidal in anywhere i come close to a relationship
>>25019328
>females are capable of not being sluts
>>25019368
Fuck off
>>25019343
Memes
>>25019371
This guy gets it
>>25019368
not even sure if i would be able to go through with fuckbuddy, but feel like i'm gonna push myself into it to get good at sex
why am i such a shitty person
>>25019328
honestly just did it because I had to get over him. he apparently liked me at one point, but the two issues were that
1) hes technically my boss
2) he got a gf a few months ago and I like him too much to try and ruin that relationship, even though it hurts a shit ton hearing him talk about her
>>25019371
tee bee h familia it was fun as shit, and helped me realize that even though the one dude I was pining after wasn't into me, other people are. Kinda bored of it now that I know it's so easy to come by, but you should totally try the whole sex thing.
>tfw work is preventing me from having the perfect long term relationship that will make me happier than any fling
>>25019494
You don't have to justify it to me you slut. All females are whores and that's all you'll ever be.
>you should try the whole sex thing
I'm >>25018858
So fuck off you disgusting cunt.
>>25019494
Incredibly relevant
>>25019494
>>25019597
Why are you so upset? Not trying to be taunting, just wondering.
When I was a virgin, I had barely any friends, I hated myself, I was fat and I spent all the time I wasn't at work on /r9k/ or some other board
Sure, okay, I'm a slut, but I'm a happy slut with a pretty fulfilling life, and I'm sure you guys have great lives too, whether you're also slutting it up or not, but why is it bad if I had sex with more than one person for like a month of my life?
I always wore protection, I'm best friends with all but one of the people I had sex with, and we're still friends to this day. Everything's in tip top shape down there, it's still an innie even after having the v-card revoked, and it's still tight (to the point that it still hurt even after the latest time I had sex), but I guess I haven't had enough sex for it to actually get loose. Everything looks and feels the same, except now I'm a little more knowledgeable and less fumbly and awkward, and I know a little more about what makes me feel good and what makes most guys feel good
So what's awful about being a slut, or at least how I went about it?
19
0
The future doesn't look too bright. If I leave college still a virgin I'm probably never gonna loose it.
>tfw not born someone else
19
0
>manlet
>kissless virgin
>hugless virgin
>no friends
kill me
>>25020139
>I'm sure you guys have great lives too, whether you're also slutting it up or no
Slut it up with me next time instead please
19 m
1 ex gf when I was 16 lol
>>25020305
kinda staying celibate until my job's not understaffed so I can actually have time to put into a relationship
but if you happen to live in NYC and you like eating fancy things I know a bunch of really fun restaurants we can try, and then maybe you eat at the place I cook at (we'll comp you on things so you won't have to spend a jillion dollars to eat there), and then we can slut it up together as acouple
