My dad, Han Solo, was able to sleep with and inpregnate an actual princess, Princess Leia. As I'm an edgy NEET like you all, I murdered him. Just thought you'd like to know the best character in Star Wars get butchered by his son
>>25006589
FUCKING SPOILER YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>25006675
NEET BTFO
>>25006589
Too bad this isn't true
>>25006710
Got some bad news for you anon
Why is everyone so hyped for this?
>>25006742
They're probably into cuck porn.
>>25006675
FUCK OFF GODDAM NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25006589
Awesome. I knew some shit like this was going to happen.
I'll just do what I originally planned to do and say peace to this stupid fucking movie and enjoy the memories of the Expanded Universe I have read throughout the years.
All the had to do was make the Thrawn trilogy to make cashola, capitilize on already made merchandise, and show respect for longtime fans by giving nods to the EU.
>JJ Abrams/Disney: LOLNOPE
>>25006727
he jabs him in the shoulder, but doesn't kill him
and yes, Kylo is the son of Han and Leia
Good thing I wasn't planning on seeing that J(ew) J(ew) Abrahamowitzsteinburg normie shlock
This is my guess for kylo rens identify too OP.
>upside down cross lightsaber which is the worst way to mock christianity
>forced interracial coupling (main character was initially written as a white guy)
>all bad guys are white blonds
>white female lead's weapon is a literal black dick
I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS WHOLESOME CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE
>>25006846
What about Rey?
>>25006958
>all bad guys are white blonds
Bill Weasley is the new Tarkin.
