Had this thread on /pol/ yesterday and got a lot of cool stories.
Tell us about a time you nearly died, or were scared that you were about to die.
Bonus points if you have pics related to it.
I'll begin.
I was paddling across a shallow river when I was 6 years old. Fell over and hit my right leg off of some rocks, below the knee. Paddled back to the shore because my leg hurt like fuck.
When I looked down to check out my leg, there was a huge 6-inch gash in my leg, torn through the muscle and exposing the bone. Must have been a piece of metal or some really sharp rock where I fell.
Got carried by my grandfather to a golf course nearby and a gentleman there drove us to a hospital. Doctors said that the cut in my leg was half an inch from the femoral artery, and that I would have bled out and died if id fallen over in just a slightly different way.
Still got a huge scar on my leg from it, complete with the holes from the stitches, shit looks pretty cool.
Pic related
>>25006467
>Be on Honda CBF650 (INB4 normie gtfo)
>Behind slow ass car for the last 5 minutes
>go around bend and decide in all my wisdom to over take
>About to merge
>Truck coming around corner fast
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>Come to within 5 meters of getting turned into strawberry jam by a semi-trailer
I guess you don't have many exciting stories when you spend your life in your room with tendies.
Fucking NEETs
>get out early from school for doctor's appointment at 1ish
>kill time at home by climbing neighbors trees
>recently cut some of them to where some are long branches sticking up with points
>ofcourse I fall
>end up getting impaled through the right armpit
>pull myself out and bleed profusely
>dad sees it and takes me to hospital
>talks to friend for ten minutes before we take off
didnt actually have one, but i had what felt like one
>be me
>cant get any drugs besides weed
>decide to start robo tripping (look it up)
>first time trying to get a lvl3
>an hour in
>o im feelin it now
>take a bong hit of some sativa
>oh shit
>lie back on my bed, close my eyes
>it's like i'm blasted up out of my body
>im traveling through space warp speed, the stars look like long ass lines
>be blasted off further into old memories
>relive them, feel like i'm there
>this is death
>wake up to vomit on my floor next morning
Nearly got hit on the head by lightning when i was about 14 years old.
>Be European (Half Macedonian Half Serbian kid) Living in Australia
>Parents owned a Video shop that sold Serbian & Macedonian Music
>Back then i used to love things like cricket i would play cricket all fucking day, and if by my self play soccer all fucking day or just bowl at the bin.
>Anyway next to the shop was the park, and beside the park was a big footy oval and some cricket cages.
>I decided to take my trusty cricket-ball with me one day to the cages and start bowling at some bin having a blast. Practicing my spin-ball
>Not long after it starts to spit lightly, and before i know it i hear thunder
>Think to my self it's nothing
>Continue to bowl
>Anyhow 15 minutes in and I'm still there
>Bowling and bowling some more
>After a while i decided to my self I'll bowl JUST one last time and which i did
>As i threw it and then walked all the way to the end of the cage
>I got my ball back and decided to head back to my parents
>As I'm walking back all i hear is a LOUD as fuck bang
>It literally stunned me that's how loud it was, i always heard ringing
>For some reason i look up
>The bar on the top of my head turned black
>Start realizing it hit it
>Say to my self how lucky i was
>Literally sprint all the way to the shop and fly straight past the road not giving a fuck about the green light.
Was a fun day indeed.
>drowning in a lake
>try to grab on desperately for something to save me
>realize there is nothing, I am going to die
>feel intense wave of euphoria over my whole body
>I've done everything I can do and there is nothing left to be done, this is just how it is meant to be
>I'm going to die and finally be rid of all this suffering and want
>start seeing beautiful swirls of color, dancing before my eyes
>feel numb and warm all over my body
>finally content for the first time in my life
>not happy, not sad, no emotions, just a sense of well-being and ecstasy from my freedom from the human condition
>reach complete comfort and acceptance of death
>someone pulls me out of the water and brings me to the shore
>spend the whole next day throwing up and reevaluating my whole life
