Missed opportunities thread?
>Be Me a few years ago, barely a teenager
>Cyborg mode, Only have 2 Real friends, 2 Brothers
>Their Dad is a single Dad, dates around a lot
>Eventually gets with this older Redhead lady
>Has a daughter my age, also a Redhead, qt3.14
>She comes over to my friends house occasionally
>Starts to take an interest in me despite my social awkwardness
>Calls me "McLovin" because I resemble that character from the movie Role Models
>One day she starts being super extra flirty, constantly pulling me away from our friends to talk in private, lay on me, touch me, etc.
>Turns out she was moving away the next day to Florida
>Later that night we are in the backyard of my friends house
>I'm sitting in a chair, she literally comes in between my legs leaning on me, wanting me to kiss her
>I completely spill spaghetti, freeze up, don't know what to do
>Don't want to be a bad kisser
>Literally says "Come on Anon, don't be such a pussy"
>Hesitate for a bit longer
>Finally pull her off to the side and give her a long wet kiss
>firstkissfuckyeah.jpg
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>I'm tall and she is short so I end up stumbling whilst leaning over to kiss her
>Super embarrased but she says it's okay
>Go back inside
>Hold hands the rest of the night
>She goes to lay down to bed
>Have an opportunity to fuck her even though her Mom and My friends dad would be home at any time
>Say Goodnight and go to sleep in different room
>We wake up the next morning
>She shows little interest in me
>Leaves for Florida forever
Pic in OP is my face thinking about her trying to get me to kiss her. It's not so bad now since I have a GF who loves me to death and the girl was kind of a slut, but it still makes me wonder what it would have been like had I not pussed out
A lot and now I'm a 26 year old KHV.
Some of my faves:
>that one time when I found a phone number on a note in my backpack. burned it at home
>that one time when a girl's friend was writing my name + her friend's on the blackboard and i pretended not to see it
>that one time when this girl approached me on the stairs and told me her friend was into me and i just laughed and went away
>that one time when i looked through a party video of a friend and this amazing girl I liked basically admitted being into me; i just closed the video and pretended nothing happened
>>25006398
Also, that is a big reason why I am big into redheads to this day
Come on robots, contribute
>>25006398
Atleast you havee friends..
>>25006452
Forgot the worst one in terms of being obvious:
>that one time when I played a sex game (3d sex villa 2) with a girl and didn't think much about it
I can write a book full of missed opportunities, here's some of the most recent ones:
>in college
>cute girl forgets her textbook, teacher tells her to sit next to me
>starts rubbing her leg against mine
>assignment with textbook ends, girl doesn't go back to her seat
>standing in the hallway before class
>gorgeous 9/10 tries to get my attention
>body starts rushing with anxiety - completely freeze up
>all I would have done is turn around and say hey but I pussied out
>she continues to try to get me to talk to her for like 2 months
>different college class
>this really cute 19 year old girl is obviously into me
>she acts really interested in me, constantly asking me questions about myself
>acted like an asshole, she tells that she thinks I hate her
>decide to act nice to her
>she loses all attraction to me and acts like a total bitch
Funny thing is, at first she thought I was some tough guy alpha male who fucks a different girl every night, yes she actually said this. It blows my mind that people see me in a different light. Little does she know, I haven't even been hugged in 2 years. (So obviously I'm not a Chad)
