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Who else /fluffy hair/ here? >Tfw have to cut it or shave
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Who else /fluffy hair/ here?

>Tfw have to cut it or shave it or I look too young
>Tfw impossible to do anything with it
>Tfw people in high school said you looked like a sheep
>Tfw take away man sees you without a hat and says "FAKIN ELL MAN, WAT APPENED TO UR AIR?"
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Ruka ruka ali
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>>25006089
>Ruka ruka ali

more like the Boston bomber
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>>25006067
Pretty fluffy here
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>>25006175
You have nice hair.
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>>25006067
I have the same exact kind of hair. tip: use a curl defining cream. It doesn't completely fix the problem but it makes it look more like hair and less like a ball of fuzz

but yeah its the curse o the jew
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>>25006403

I'm starting to think I might literally be of Jewish descent. I don't know of any other race with hair like this. what does a curl defining cream do; Simply makes it more curly? does it do anything to volume or anything?
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Itt: niggeronis and Jews
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>>25006188
bully me
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>>25006705
You're 14 and already browsing r9k. You don't need to be bullied by us too.
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>>25006751
I'm 22 tho
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>>25006428
Basically what it does is weigh the hair down so that it looks more similar to how it is when your hair is wet/help "clump/define" curls together. It's not a perfect fix but nothing really is. I'm growing my hair out for a year and and it's only just now starting to not look absolutely poofy and ridiculous so GL anon

(You are almost certainly of at least some portion of jewish descent just judging by your features/hair.)
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>>25006866

really? Are you sure? Have a look at this picture of my dad.He has blue eyes and my last name is Italian for some reason (I'm Portuguese). Surely I ain't jewish, right?

(Young pic btw)
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>>25006866

Also, does hair like this eve cascade down? Mine just goes straight up like Vegeta's.

Another of my mom
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>used to have fluffy hair
>now my hair is relatively straight
>only because im balding

Enjoy it family, it could be worse.
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>>25006894
Sephardic jews actually come from Portugal originally. You may not be "jewish" perse but it's very very likely over your families lineage they've intermixed and you are at least part sephardic jew. You certainly look it
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>>25006947

>Come from Portugal

y-you sure? I knew the Ashkenazi lived there (Right?) But I didn't know they originated from there.

It's just kind of a shock knowing you're an ethnicity you never knew you were, or at least might be. Wonder if there are any good gene test companies that could help out with figuring that out.
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>>25006933
it does if its really long, but thats not really a good option. you pretty much need to put product in it for that to happen. Heres what my hair looks like with product in it after 1 year of growing it out
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>>25006980

>Talk to my Spanish half jew friend
>Welcome to the jew club

Guess it's official. Are you jewish, btw?

And idk man, my nose ain't that long and my hair doesn't exactly "curl" like yous, I don't know what to cal it... It's just fuzz, I don't know a lot of people with hair like this. I think I want to get a DNA test now. Did any jews come to Portugal from Italy in WWII? My surname is Italian.
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>>25006972
Yep, kind of a funny way to find out. Sephardics come from Spain/Portugal dating back about a thousand years. In terms of genetic testing theres 23 and me.
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>>25007018
I'm a half jew but I look really jewish. There was a shitload of immigration in general after WW2, so its possible. As I said you're probably not "jewish jewish" but just have some jewish blood in you.

I could be completely wrong here, but it's worth getting checked out
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>>25007063

>Getting checked out

lmoa you're making it sound like it's a disease. And you kinda look like an older, more jewish version of me. Thanks; I'll go check out my genes.
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Also, your dad doesn't really look jewish but your mom sure as fuck does and you look like a young Seinfeld
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AFRO MASTER RACE REPORTING
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>>25007091

>Doesn't look jewish
>That fucking nose
>My cousin's fucking nose

Also his hair is curly af when it's long.
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>tfw no fluffy hair.
only straight shiny hair
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>>25006933
the resemblance is kinda uncanny lol

Might be worth asking your mom about it as she has curly hair herself, its just longer so its harder to tell.
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>>25007112
I would trade my hair for straight hair a heartbeat though. I'm ok with having curly hair but it's a pain in the ass to take care of and generally thought of as unattractive on men
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>>25007130

Oh my fucking God, how have I never noticed this before?

Can I convert to Judaism and get in on the whole iIlluminati deal?
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>>25007138
do you keep it short, pic
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>>25007188
I can't reveal our secrets on a public forum, you must understand.
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>>25007328

Elohim shall guide me to my people when the time is right, if the blood is strong enough.
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>>25007188
There's nothing wrong with looking like seinfeld and you pull it off t b h, you are a qt
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>>25007353

t-thanks. no homo tho.

I don't know how to re-create that look now, though. It just always looks fuzzy and not as curly.
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>>25007353
>>25007388
your mom is a qt.
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>>25007418

Thanks anon. I think my parents are pretty good looking as well.
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>>25007388
curly hair does that when you try to use products meant for straight hair on it. you can google a million websites for curly hair but the basics are stop shampooing with whatever you're using and switch to sulfate free shampoo and use a leave in conditioner.
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I know the feels too well fluffbro
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>>25006067
At least you don't have shitty straight, thin hair.
>tfw 20 years old and already have receding hairline
>tfw take a shower and hair is greasy half way through the day
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>>25007468
are you related to Jim Morrison because the resemblance is uncanny
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>space cowboy hair

damn
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>>25007508
I'm flattered I suppose
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>>25007528
I see it, and you should be flattered because he's sexyyyyy
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representan
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>>25007612
thats a top tier jewfro mate good looks
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>>25007612
You have a sharp jawline
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>>25007612
thanks man

I had to cut it when I got a job and I still miss it

>>25007697
is that good or bad?
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>>25007789
meant to reply>>25007675

Fuck Hiro and his filters
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>>25007789
Good, it gives your face a well defined shape. My face is a circle.
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>>25006067
I have hair like yours. It's gotten me a lot of compliments.
All I ever wanted was to not be noticed, but I hate wearing my hair short. What a pain.
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>>25008500

I don't usually have it like that, because it always gets me attention. I try to flatten it and brush it to the side.
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>>25007103
Cute cute cute cute Senpai
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>>25009110
So many people ask to touch my hair all the time.
>they get to feel how unbelievably soft and fluffy my hair is
>i get free head pats
>everybody wins
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>>25009440
Post more pictures you curly haird baby. Are you half black?i wanna run my fingers though your hair
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>>25007612
>jawline

FUCKING NORMIEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25007388
Ya I went back and looked and I changed my mind, you are very cute actually are you young? and are you greek? Just guessing, feel free to correct me on either of those and I second that other guy, you have a pretty mom. oh and me grill so n o h o m o either bro
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>>25009506
i only have a couple decent photos of myself.
Mom is black, dad is white.
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>>25009603
my god just shave it. you woild look better with short hair anyway
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>>25006980you look like shia labeouf
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>>25006894
I feel sorry for you. I mean just look at your dad, his jawline, and his handsome face. now look back at you...

hahahahahahaha
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