Hey, guys. I recently wrote a story about one of my orbiters on an Eggy video for someone because they asked, but I felt like there must be opportunity for more great orbiter stories (definitely ones better than the one I wrote). So...
"Fembots", would you mind sharing? Robots, would you mind posting stories of your failures? (Or you can go "reeee fuckn women" that works too) I'll post mine.
>>25005711
Orby story 2
>>25005722
Orby story 3
fuck off whore
choke on a spear and die of internal bleeding
>>25005731
Nah. I'm good. Thanks though.
my stomach hurts after reading this
triggering inc
>>25005711
>>25005722
>>25005726
that guy sounds like a faggot, but people who make use of orbiters are even worse.
He shouldn't have told everyone you were a bitch, he should have fucking raped you.
your story wasn't funny or interesting in any way. why post it
>>25005792
I dunno, it's apparently triggering enough. :)))
>>25005798
congrats on being a le epic puppetmaster on the most pathetic board on the internet i guess
>>25005810
I'm not OP, but people are reacting to it so gud enuff.
frogs will be frogs
How did he conclude that that was an appropriate time to do that?
>>25005761
Why does it even matter? It wasn't that bad.
>>25005786
Honestly, I stopped that behaviour when I realised hoarding people selfishly wasn't going to make me feel better inside for being a terrible person. I cut them out and now I live a humble life of work and Internet. Don't talk to those people anymore because I figured it was for the best for everyone.
>>25005792
Well that's just... okay? At least I'm making content.
>>25005798
It really wasn't that bad.
I spent the first good portion of my life a shy, nervous wreck around boys. And people in general. I eventually turned to the Internet and heard many horror stories of how women "use" beta orbiters and how they're scum and I obviously never wanted to be like THOSE girls.
But now that I have them myself, it's so damn fun. I'm getting newfound confidence in my feminine ways. It's always the cutest damn thing when I "accidentally" push my breasts against one of them and their faces just turn beet red and then they're basically putty in my hands for the next hour. Every girl needs a few male virgin friends. I dare say they're better than the "gay best friend" a lot of women seek. These guys will always be in your pocket, provided you're willing to throw them a bone or two every so often.
>I have a bad knee blah blah blah
You can just tell she's an ugly fucking landwhale kek
>>25005839
>tfw OP is actually a guy shitposting screencaps to get some attention
>>25006133
>tfw the trap card is activated
What is an orbiter?
>>25006240
betas that hang around their oneitis but can't go for gold, and as such wind up subservient
I met a pretty girl from another school from my internship last year.
Offered to go on a date. Mind you I'm a bit of a an kv autist.
Always eludes doing so.
Stopped replying from her attention seeking texts
All is well
>>25005726
>he started telling everyone I was a bitch
Well, he isn't wrong.
>>25005711
Not a good beta orbiter story desu, it involves no abuse or manipulation. 3/10
I know a girl who literally has a guy listed on her phone as 'free food' who she gets to buy her coffee and pizza. The weird thing is that the guy KNOWS he's orbiting her and they talk about the fact he orbits her sometimes. The thing is he literally says he wants to be around her so much that he's willing to pay for her food in order to talk to her.
>>25005915
That's pretty hot. Can you give some examples of you using boys?
I have a short story from a classmate back in high school.
>1/10 orbiter (age 16) of class Stacy (age 15)
>keeps trying to talk to her about Pokemon
>Stacy actually makes it very clear that she isn't interested in him
>orbiter decides to show his dick to Stacy on MSN "as a surprise" on Christmas
>Stacy screenshots it and shows everyone
>orbiter commits suicide
And that's it.
>>25006061
I actually know OP. She's 7/10 at her worst. Sorry mate.
>>25005839
>Honestly, I stopped that behaviour when I realised hoarding people selfishly wasn't going to make me feel better inside for being a terrible person.
How are you a terrible person? I mean, I believe you, since you sound just like my ex-girlfriend. Just curious.
>>25005711
I can post an orbiter story after my exam if this thread is still up. It's personal experience
I have a friend who met a girl at work and startes letting her crash at his place after she got kicked out by her dad. He liked her but was too beta to do anything, it got to the point where he was paying her cellphone bill and sleeping on the couch while she brought a new guy every week to fuck on his bed.
She eventually moves in with a more wealthy orbitor and my buddy never got laid. Sad thing is, banging her wasn't even that hard. Even I fucked her and all it took was a few beers and seinfeld.
Never told my friend though.
>>25006240
You.
>>25006393
O-oh no
>>25006413
That was honestly the worst I could do. My skin crawling was a natural reaction to the beta orbiter and that was mostly what I was documenting.
Also, what the fuck? I'd feel like I owe that person food back... You don't use people for food, man... Get some food stamps if you're so desperate...
>>25006557
*10/10
am teh best
>>25006558
I'm just sub par. I should definitely be doing better in life....
>>25006567
I'll keep bumping my own thread like a desperate fuckass just for you? <3
>>25006628
Don't flatter yourself, Mara.
>>25006628
Can I orbit you, please?
>>25006648
I wasn't that serious. :(((
>>25006661
Did you not hear me describe one orbiter earlier?
>>25005711
>Calling mutiple people you hang out with orbiters
You deserve to get stabbed t b h
>>25006676
What do you mean? I've read the entire thread.
>>25006628
>Also, what the fuck? I'd feel like I owe that person food back... You don't use people for food, man... Get some food stamps if you're so desperate...
I questioned her about this also. I think it wouldn't be moral if the relationship was below the surface but both of them have revealed their intentions. As long as she remains honest, I think it remains moral. It's certainly some shaky ground though.
>>25006676
Sure you weren't, pumpkin.
>>25006628
What is the appeal of orbiters?
My gf never had one, she instantly shut them down and never keeps male friends.
Do you honestly need that?
>>25006695
>moral
Nice meme.
I prefer evil girls, anyway.
>>25006685
Yeah, every single person I've ever in contact is an orbiter desu. Everything orbits me. The universe orbits me. I am the fucking SUN.
>>25006690
Orbiters make my skin crawl. : (
>>25006695
While it is... well, repugnant of her to do that, I'm also pretty sure that's a normie girl meme. I've seen it pool around on facebook in like, 2012 where a girl named her orbiters in her phone's contacts as "free food" and what not. She must have thought it was funny and jacked that shit for her own amusement.
Oh, yup. Pic related. I've seen that shit on normiebook.
>>25006720
...You are the worst whiteknight ever, man.
>>25006745
>Orbiters make my skin crawl. : (
At first you said "one orbiter," and now "orbiters" in plural, implying all of them. That's why I wasn't sure what you meant, at first; you didn't make it clear that you hate all orbiters as opposed to just that one.
Anyway give me some contact info, I promise I won't orbit you.
>>25006745
That's not how you write "best".
>>25006743
>Not caring about MORALITY
>>25006745
He's a nice guy desu, I went round to his place once and he made a full meal for us both despite knowing I was sleeping with her.
>>25006745
>the universe orbits the sun
I don't want to be alive any more
>>25006740
Honestly, I think it is just a naive immature girl's natural lifestyle. If a girl isn't guided right while growing up, they start to thrive off of male attention when they're going through their teen years. They think they're tough shit when they have males thirsting for them. It's kind of like a silent game between other girls too, like, who has more orbiters, who is then considered more "desired". Pretty gross. Kind of explains the phenomena of women online who act like they're special just because they have a vagina. They get so wrapped up in collecting orbiters irl they forget that smarter people online don't want shit to do with them. I dunno. I'm tired. It's 6 AM.
>tl;dr girls are shit and your gf matured/figured shit out faster than most
>>>25006772
It's kind of dumb, but my favourite bands are, in order,I'm mostly just bullshitting in this thread. [email protected] I hope the text prior makes people not click on this and think we're talking about something dumb. Oh well, we'll see!
>>25006785
Best whiteknight. SOrry.
>>25006795
...Damn, that's pretty. I hope he finds a cute gf someday.
>>25006822
Heliocentrism is valid and true. This is the current year, 1515. Surely you jest.
>>25006863
>says girls thriving off male attention are immature
>gives off contact info
heh
just delete this thread mods, we had fun indulging you but its time to go, roast
>mfw an orbiter finally realizes what he is and transforms into a hardcore misogynist after getting abused by women for years
If you're not Chad you have to have a certain amount of contempt for women, because they fucking hate you. It's use or be used.
>>25006909
This is also true. Huhu.
>>25006863
Good girl.
>>25006929
Are you saying that OP's story is basically how all /r9k/ manchildren came to be?
Fascinating.
Why do robots look down on orbiters?
They are a rung above you.
Even if orbiters interactions are seen as self-destructive, the fact that they are interacting at all makes us better than you.
You act like our orbiting is somehow devaluing the male race, as if being nice to a girl hurts mankind, and that by shutting yourselves in your rooms, you are being nobler.
At least orbiters are putting themselves out there. At least they are learning from their experiences and becoming better people.
And what the hell are you doing? Shunning society and wallowing in self hatred.
Cool. A cringe thread.
>>25006939
Not all of them. But when you realize that everything you've been told about women is a lie, you tend to go in the opposite direction.
>>25006992
Only if you're stupid enough to not be able to analyze the rest of it, which is how "normies" and "Chads" seem to have no issues dealing with women.
Black and white thinking along with orbiting is a bad combination.
>>25006955
Ill explain it to you while i wait for mods to delete this namefagging cancerfest.
Orbiters inflate egos of women, turn on their friends and reward behaviour which shouldnt be rewarded.
The reason why women are they way they are today is because betacux enabled it.
You interacting with woman is the same as interacting with a man. Except she has higher pitched voice and has her thinking bathed in estrogen.
You still dont get to stick your peepee in her while making it worse for everyone else and yourself.
Youre picking a hlaf arsed solution to your betaness, and its not the better option.
Fencesitting kuck
>>25006745
>I am the fucking SUN.
At least you're not deluded about your weight.
>>25007072
At least I'm not as dense as you.
Any dudes with female orbiters?
I've got a couple of fatties I call up, every now and then. Get them to make me food or take me out, and the whole time I'll flirt with them and touch their hands "accidentally", pat them on the shoulder, even let them cuddle up to me, but I never kiss or bang them.
>>25007014
Normies and Chads live in a separate reality where women will actually acknowledge that they're people.
You can't hold any affection for a group of people who have dehumanized you for your entire life.
>>25007020
I've already heard this argument too many times.
You are trying to connect your suffering with the actions of some other poor guy when there is no connection.
"uuh I'm an unemployed shut-in manchild because someone somewhere complemented a woman. What an ass. I'm never leaving my room uuh"
At least orbiters have the chance to become better people. robots never will. Don't look down your nose at orbiters
>>25006413
>>25006557
TRIPFAGS I FUCKING SWEAR
GET OUT OF MY BOARD
"Waaah I need people to pay attention to me because my normie friends don't understand my FEELZ :(((("
>>25007075
Are you actually a fatty?
>>25005711
"I have a bad knee"
Ambulocetus detected
>>25007094
>You are trying to connect your suffering with the actions of some other poor guy when there is no connection.
glad to see your step by step rebuttal of what i said
its not like i used several accepted claims to build up a conclusion
>"uuh I'm an unemployed shut-in manchild because someone somewhere complemented a woman. What an ass. I'm never leaving my room uuh"
I am none of that, and I never said any of that, nice strawman.
>At least orbiters have the chance to become better people. robots never will.
This seems to be your entire argument.
If the game was getting more female attention youd be right. But its not.
Its about getting certain kind of attention.
Youre ignoring the sideeffects of what youre doing.
Youve no case and are dumb as bricks.
Keep orbiting tho. If that makes you happy.
>>25007137
>you've no case
Nice English.
>>25006863
>Heliocentrism means the Universe orbits the Sun
I'm taking the bait; are you literally retarded?
>>25007107
Yes. :)
>>25007126
n-no
>>25007147
>tfw even English people cannot English very good
>>25007147
Thanks, taught it myself.
>>25007159
Pics or we know you're fat.
>>25007205
I just said I am fat though. I am 400 lbs of pure butter and needin' lovin'.
>>25007172
I hope you didn't actually teach people. Just yourself. It's okay to disappoint yourself.
>>25007147
It's a perfectly fine sentence.
>>25007251
Combining "have" with a grammatical person is only valid if a verb follows, not a noun.
"I've 5 dollar" - invalid
"I've got 5 dollar" - valid
"I've a kitten" - invalid
"I've adopted a kitten" - valid
>>25007292
Is it bad I find this attractive
>>25007327
Yes, because he's wrong. You're attracted to someone who falsely and unsuccessfully tries to act competent in a very smug manner.
If you allow yourself to become a orbiter you are literally worse than women t.bh. I rather be a bitter basementdweller all my life than i c.uck
>>25007327
I think that's a weird thing to be attracted to, but others have fetishized much weirder things. Take solace in that.
I'm not one to judge, though. I have my own extraordinary attractions.
Holy shit this fucking thread. Go to /soc/ you fags
>>25007292
>"I've got 5 dollar"
Shouldn't this be "I've got 5 dollars"?
>>25007360
I think righteous smugness is attractive, yeah.
>>25007368
I dunno, being the alpha in any scenario is righteo by me.
>>25007385
Yes. If you acted more smug, I would be gushing right now desu
calling fellow human beings that think youre friends "orbiters" unironically is pretty autistic, reminds me of people who are hardcore into pickup and use goofy terminology.
>>25007399
More smug?
>>25007385
Only if you're referring to 5 physical dollar bills, otherwise you just use the singular form for currency.
>>25007399
That it is.
>>25007399
Not righteous. That person is a little bit retarded, and he tries to mask his disability with the fake confidence that you interpret as "smugness" or similar.
>>25007426
Not memey. I'm not 15 anymore. GOsh.
>>25007431
Y-you take that back
I'd have that lad's cockles right now if I could
Y-you're just jealous because he's cuter than you
>>25007431
Don't worry, he's just another orbiter.
>>25005915
Fuck you stacy REEEEEEEEEEE
[Spoiler] marry me?[/spoiler]
[Spoiler] London? [/spoiler]
>>25007292
have IS a verb, retard, it doesn't make any grammatical difference whether you write it out or use the contraction
"You've no case" is perfectly well-formed and valid
>>25007446
That's mostly wrong but not completely. I'm jealous, but in fact it is because you're giving attention to someone who is less cute.
>>25007446
>>25007478
Meaning, you're giving attention to someone who deserves it less than I do, since I'm cuter, smugger, and more intelligent.
I feel like Elliot Rodgers.
>>25007474
Most importantly, a linking verb.
>>25007478
Prove you're cute.
>>25007488
PROVE IT.
>>25005711
>>25005722
>>25005726
>80% of this writing was completely unnecessary
Why does reddit/facebook/tumblr write like this? Nobody care about your "artistic flare" just tell the fucking story you fucking cunt. Especially common on reddit are "I don't want to bore you with a wall of text", followed by an insanely long wall of text that could have had 6 full paragraphs cut out of it
>>25007501
>Prove you're cute.
I just did. Are you dense? At least, cute in the same sense that he supposedly is. Cuter.
>>25007519
I really was just fishing for a free pass to Reddit.
>>25007520
We've been over this. I'm not as dense as you. <3
>>25005711
>I have a bad knee and didn't feel like walking
read: I'm an obese cunt who still thinks she's too good for betas
>>25007469
OP actually orbits me. Get your facts straight, mate.
>>25007473
Use CTRL + S when quick replying, silly Redditor. Welcome to 4chan, that said.
>>25007474
You may be illiterate. What I said was, if a verb follows "Grammatical person + have", then you can combine the two. If a noun follows "Grammatical person + have", you can not combine them.
"You've no case" is incorrect English, because "case" is a noun. "no" is neither a verb or a noun, and therefore is ignored in this matter.
>>25007488
For someone claiming to be intelligent, you sure are having issues pointing out anything to denounce my own intelligence. The only conclusion I have is that interpreting another person's intelligence (and mostly a lack thereof) usually is a result of lack of comprehension.
Bluntly put, you're dumber than you think you are.
>>25007538
>We've been over this. I'm not as dense as you.
We have? When?
>>25007543
It's sad, because I do orbit Doj if anything.
>>25007543
Have you fucked her? No? Orbiter.
>>25007543
you don't have to keep explaining your made-up rule, you're still wrong
go on google, type in "you've no case" and you'll find tens of thousands of results for that exact phrase alone. Then tell me how "you've no case" is grammatically different from "you have no idea what you're talking about"
>>25007558
You anon are all the same to me, so.
>>25007072
>At least you're not deluded about your weight.
>>25007075
>At least I'm not as dense as you.
>>25007606
But if anything I'm thirsty for him. :(
>>25006955
>the fact that they are interacting at all makes us better than you.
It really doesn't, beta fag.
Throwing your time, effort, and money at people who will never reciprocate doesn't make you a better person
> At least they are learning from their experiences and becoming better people
If they had the capacity to learn from their experiences they would have stopped orbiting.
>>25007614
I looked up verbatim and see none of it. lol
>>25007645
You have no food. You have no dog. You have no case. This isn't complicated stuff.
"You have got" is slightly more proper, but hardly necessary.
I had a female orbiter for years. She was my younger sisters friend, and had a crush on me since childhood. This heavy set chick, would beat up girls for me, cook me food, and even once watched me fuck another chick. She did this for years, even after her and my sister had a falling out (sister found out the only reason they were friends was me). I fucked it up though and fucked her one night. Then she went from orbiter to crazy stalker. Worse decision ever.
>>25007606
Why would I need to have sex with a girl in order not to orbit her? She's my friend, but she always shows thirst when I don't have mutual interest.
>>25007614
That was a good idea to prove you wrong even further. Thanks Anon!
>>25005915
I don't know man I'd rather have the faggot friends.
Any one of those male virgin losers can fucking finally snap and kill you and shoot up a school.
>my ex boyfriend was one
>threatened me when I dumped him cause I was tired of his shit
>carry now
He's a huge pussy but you never know
>>25007709
I found this in "A Text-book of Applied English" by an Edwin Herbert Lewis... Published in 1910... Not sure how valid it is with "Text-book" in the title...
>>25007709
What the fuck? "You have no" = "You've no". They're both entirely equally correct, the latter just sounds a bit awkward so it's rarer. That's all. Are you trying to look retarded?
he's a faggot and you're a manipulative cuntbag. you should both just die
>>25005915
it's their fault for falling to your feminine charms
>>25007709
Spoken like a true orbiter.
>>25007783
Who the hell is Edwin Herbert Lewis? I can't even find any articles about him.
>>25007817
Then why does searching for "you've no case" without quotes doesn't surface a single page where these words are actually in the same sentence, yet "you have no case" has plenty of good results?
I think you need to stop posting.
>>25007945
Huhu.
>>25007859
so are you
fucking hypocrite tripscum
>>25006955
>why do the free look down on slaves?
>>25007965
No clue. His book is actually from 1902, a correction from 1910. Apparently it was used for college courses in the early 20th century. That's all I could really find. Cute book though.
>>25007971
nah, I'm not a whore or an orbiter
>>25005711
Nigger I'm not reading this shit. You're literally coming here looking for stories of autism to show off to your normie friends. Why would anyone post embarrassing stories in order to be laughed at. Not to mention that girls that allow orbiting are utter cunts.
>>25007997
still waiting for that livestream suicide
start working on it today
>>25007681
one must not use the weakness of others for gains. it's unethical
>>25007981
this. Orbiters, cucks, and male feminists are essentially the Uncle Toms of the beta/omega male community
>>25007859
I will never hug you at this rate
>>25007681
Clearly you are incapable of love if you'd fuck someone you don't love, but why not marry the stalker?
>doj samefagging this hard
>>25008053
I have an intense loathing for cucks and the women who exploit them. if that offends you, I don't need a hug from you
>>25008075
b-but if I accept you calling me a manipulative cuntbag, why would you want a hug then? Nobody wants to hug one of those. You don't want a hug at all, huh. :c
>>25008054
Don't believe in love if it means anything you think it does. Because marriage is for the weak.
>>25006613
You're a piece of shit and he's not your friend.
>>25008096
if you stop exploiting Uncle Cucks, I'll gladly accept a hug from you (though if we go out to eat or something, I'm not paying for your meal)
> asked out male friend in a casual, happy way because didn't want to pressure him
> he says no
> years later, both with other people and very happy
"hey, anon, remember when you jokingly asked me out?"
> he thought it had been a joke...
> die inside on behalf of young me
"Yeah lol I was such a joker back then"
>>25008160
I admittedly earlier in the thread I no longer talk to those people and don't like to hoard people anymore though. :c Also, I'm good. I have a job to pay for all my foods.
>>25008107
Agree marriage is shit deal. Just woke up. Why not relationship the stalker forever.
>>25008185
that's good then. I can hug you now
>>25008237
o-okay
I baked us cookies, 54m-senpai
you can have one i-if you want
>tfw too shy to even orbit
Feels good but bad at the same time desu
>>25008251
Those cookies are mine, and you know it.
>>25008215
Because she went from 0 to 1000 over night, and I wasn't ready for a relationship yet. I had just broke up with my ex that same night.
>>25005726
Sounds like he got his revenge. He should have kept PoR though, maybe sold it. It goes for $100+ complete in case.
>>25008251
that sounds lovely, thank you
>tfw I can't bake for shit
>>25008286
Christ dude. I can't empathize with you. I've never had a relationship and want someone who wants me like a stalker. You go from pussy to pussy in a single day.
>>25008273
I can offer cookies to anyone. Hmph.
>>25008320
I would have gutted the fucker if he sold that game. I own every international FE release and I only let him borrow it because he said he had only played Radiant Dawn of the two. Boooo.
>>25008350
I think peppermint sugar cookies are tippity top tier and everyone should have them.
Alright I'll be posting my orbiter story now. It might take a few posts depending.
>be me
>14
>new to high school
>my bro wasn't in the school with me this time
>didn't do that much
>did classes n shit
>advisory was meh, so were other classes
>had a hard time making friends at that point
>there was a club for vidya design
>decide to take it up
>some guys from advisory class and she
>noticed tails picture in her school binder
>noticed the girl also sat in the back in one of my math classes, she was black so so hair had red extensions but it was actually naturally puffy and can be braided
>we talk about sawnic
>holy shit this girl is cool
>this dude from advisory was also there, she's more comfortable around him
>that's k
>me and the bro become friends
>ff a few days later
>developed feelings for her because I'm a teen who has a hard time handling with feelings n shit
>she hugs everyone and she's really nice to talk to
>she hugs me
>ask for two more hugs
>ask for one more
>next day asks if she likes me
>I say no
>she forces me to fess up and I do
>she says okay and says she can't have a boyfriend
>one of the dudes was a pretty big guy and was around her too
>he doesn't have feelings for her but he was pretty much her bodyguard
>I became her orbiter
>I asked her out and pushed for her constantly
>I was pushing her away
>one point she was downright avoiding me
>one time I sat at lunch by myself and I just cried
>she asked what was wrong
>I ignored her for the rest of the day
>throughout the year I would buy her chocolate n shit, as well as earrings and a necklace
>the bodyguard guy got in the way of any attempts
>tfw he ruined all my freshman attempts
>also throughout freshman year I constantly put my arm around her and sat near her
>the bodyguard boy man told me she just put up with me
>I asked her and she confirmed this
>ff to sophomore year
Should I continue to sophomore year?
She was also literally a female me desu.
>>25008436
I prefer ginger cookies, but peppermint is nice as well
>>25005711
>call your friends orbiters
This is why I don't have any female friends.
>>25008436
Why a neckbeard would ever get pleasure in pretending to be a girl, I will never know.
>>25008487
And of course the dumb tripfag falls for it,
>>25008487
Gingerbread? With little spicy candies on them?
>>25008548
He doesn't know it, but I have him added on Skype.
>>25008567
Another orbiter to add to the collection? At least you've proven just how pathetic tripfags actually are.
I hope you don't hit the wall too hard :^).
>>25008567
I like the chewy ginger cookies, with big sugar crystals on top
and which of my contacts are you? I have so many, most of whom I barely ever speak with
>>25008436
No, you can't. You know this very well.
>>25008486
Are you still 14? You type like it.
>>25008599
>implying 54mMan orbits
>>25008602
I know, we never speak. But we talked once and I definitely wasn't a neckbeard.
>>25008629
You're right. I'll just sit at home and eat them myself. Internet is gay. ;n;
>>25008643
I used to orbit, but then I grew out of that shit
but who are you? I must know
>>25008629
No I'm not. I didn't mean to talk that, it's mostly when I'm greentexting do I talk like shit
>>25008664
She'sJLH
>>25008674
Acting retarded still is being retarded, anon
>>25008709
O-okay. I'm sorry.
I have a renegade satellite story (where I narrowly escaped being an orbiter)
>at a convention with friend
>meet this girl, pretty, funny, theoretical physics doctoral candidate (!)
>talk to her, ask if we can go to dinner (any kind)
>she recommends a pizza place, says she's bringing a friend (good for my friend)
>"yeah totally"
>pack up and head over there
>cross fingers, pray other friend isn't a guy
>it's a guy
>eh, whatever, could be worse
>we head to her apartment to smoke
>get lit off of her vape, start talking about shit
>suddenly, another guy comes in
>then another
>then another
>then another
>all of a sudden there's seven guys in the room and her
>even through my hazy mind, I realize what has happened
>immediately text friend (who's been sober this whole time) "PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE"
>he makes up some bullshit excuse
>escaped just in fucking time to hear two of the guys talking about taking the girl to an amusement park and she's giggling
>friend drives me out of there (I don't smoke and drive ever)
>takes me to Jack in the Box
>I get a sweet ass munchie meal
>suddenly realize there's blood on the floor
>some guy holding a rag to his head
>cop cars outside
>realize that, in my haze and pride, I had totally missed some guy getting a knife pulled on him, getting cut across the face, and the police coming to take the other guy away
>what
>also eventually realize that I didn't even buy her a slice of pizza and she gave me weed
>literally used a bitch and her orbiters
RENEGADE SATELLITE
>>25008744
I love that, being a stoned observer while some crazy shit is happening around me. sitting and watching the misfortunes of normies while eating delicious food is the best high pastime
>>25008351
It's OK man. Wasn't looking for empathy, I'm a shit person and i know it. I normally lurk, but somebody asked about female orbiters, so I jumped in. Clingy girls are alright, if your ready for it, but I wasn't. I was so used to using her, that in a time of stress I did what I always did. Karma is a bitch though, I got mines in the end.
>>25007965
>Then why does searching for "you've no case" without quotes doesn't surface a single page where these words are actually in the same sentence, yet "you have no case" has plenty of good results?
No one even claimed that the phrase "you've no case" wasn't lesser used.
And really why are you even using Google to try to decide whether a phrase is correct or incorrect?
You should either try to follow extremely strict grammatical rules to get that pedantic victory I know you so crave, or just accept that exact grammatical rules aren't always important or even beneficial in English and admit defeat because "you've no case" sounds perfectly fine.
>>25008853
I referenced a book published in 1902. You one up it to 1889. Can we go deeper, 4chan?
>>25007519
Can you give me the good 20%? I don't feel like reading all that annoying shit.
If you're ever feeling down just remember that orbiters exist. There's always someone more pathetic warms the heart.
>>25008811
You're alright anon. You may be a normie but I feel no hate for you.
>>25007156
>This is the current year, 1515
He isn't, but you are
I've got another satellite renegade story
>be in community college
>known as a "computer guy" by almost everyone and a "smartass" by everyone else
>one day cute petite Latina bounces up to me
>she got dem titties and ass and a HUGE array of orbiters at her disposal
>she smiles at me and says "Anon, can you fix my laptop?"
>shocked for a second, because a woman is actually talking to me by choice
>suddenly regain consciousness
>gain clarity
>gain understanding
>shake my head back into reality and reply
>"Not for free."
>she huffs off
>next day, she comes up and talks to me like I'm a normal person
>we occasionally talk from then on
>she never brings up her laptop again, I never spend a dime on her
SATELLITE RENEGADE STORIES GUYS
SURE WE'RE LONELY, FLOATING OUT IN SPACE, BUT AT LEAST WE'RE NOT ORBITING SOME ABUSIVE CUNT
>>25006863
>Trying this hard xDxDxD
>>25005726
>>25005722
>>25005711
being this much of a nerd.
You realize no alpha is ever gonna touch you right? You're probably a chubby little goth bitch.
You might trick some beta+ or alpha- but you won't get any true alphas.
>>25009164
I don't know if I'm a true renegade or just an asshole
Anytime I've ever gone out with a girl I basically always tell them that I don't have much money in my bank account and I make them pay their half of the bill. Truth is though sometimes I do have money in my bank :) :)
This includes girls I've dated for years.
Not sure if I'm /renegade/ or /mischief/.
Looks like I'll also post a story about an (ex) orbiter friend of mine:
>Be friends with a guy in HS who falls pretty much head over heels for a pretty bland girl who isn't completely unpopular, but still a long way away from being a Stacy
>Not a chad, but still far from being eggman tier guy despite playing actual chess as his main hobby (was a youth champion at the time)
>Ends up doing loads of shit for her, doing her homework, buying her loads of gifts (clothes, electronics, you name it) and generally being an emotional cushion for her
>Always tactically avoids committing to a relationship without completely rejecting the idea of starting a relationship at some point
>Friend speaks to me about how frustrated he is about how he's doing everything to be nice to her so that she'd start a relationship with her, but keeps tactically putting him off but not breaking the friendship ether and just keeping him hanging
>Go talk to her one day when my friend isn't at school (think he was on a club trip to some national competition)
>Tell her that my friend has fallen head over heels for her and that she needs to ether break tell him that she's not interested in a relationship with him or commit to one because this is killing my friend inside
>Goes berserk and tells me that I'm not to tell her what to do and even attacks me, trying to claw me all over my face
>Thankfully she wasn't the type who wears clip-ons or has long nails so no damage done
>Friend continues this orbiter routine for a few more weeks before I confront my friend and tell him to stop agonizing over her because she's obviously using him and tell him about when I confronted her
>Almost has a mental breakdown in front of me, goes home early and calls me later that night telling me that I was right and that he's going to stop being used by her
>Everything goes back to normal and life goes on
>>25010223
A few weeks later:
>Cleaning and re-arranging my locker one day (forgot my lunch for a school trip there over an extended weekend so it really stank of rotten fruit) as somebody suddenly literally kicks me in the ass
>Turn around to see the girl that took advantage of my friend
>She's pissed as hell as there's a story going around that she got dumped by my friend and that she was a mean bitch who used my friend
>Apparently this is based on people overhearing me telling her to ether reject my friend or commit and my friend then deciding to quit orbiting her
>Thinks I owe her and apology and compensation
>Tell her to fuck off and continue re-arranging my locker
>Attacks me again, trying to claw out my eyes again, except this time with some actual fingernails (last time she seemed to have just cut them)
>Being pissed off at her for kicking me before I just punch her in the cheek once
>She stumbles backwards in horror as she didn't expect me to punch her back
>See some of the school Stacies in the background giggling at this
>Somehow just lose it and punch her again,this time much harder
>Stacies now run over as fast as they can
>Think they're going to attack me for daring to strike back they instead just want to laugh at the bitch
>School ends up investigating this
>Stacies back up my story that she attacked me first
>Still get a stern talking about how I shouldn't punch a girl even in self defense
>Friend ended up finding a GF trough his chess activities a few months later
>Got married with this girl, who's also a massive chess buff like him, a couple of years ago and are now expecting a kid
>>25009683
why not just be honest with them? you really want to date some girl who feels entitled to your money?
>magic
Jesus stopped reading there. Don't want to read a story about a bunch of cucks playing poker for nerds.
>>25010270
at least the story had a good ending, it's nice to see a cunt get her comeuppanceeven though it's probably not true
>>25010344
Well I guess it's not all good seeing how my friend's wife is basically eggman tier uggly even with makeup. However unlike most Stacies, she does have a genuinely interesting personality and some actual hobbies instead of the usual narcissism masquerading as such.
>>25007083
The male version of this is a harem, not whatever ungodly scenario you just described
>>25007094
Somehow in this blizzard of faggots, you stand out as the greatest faggot
Please kill yourself immediately, the other anon is spot on, NEET or not
>>25005711
>>25005722
>>25005726
He is such a faggot, but you deserve even less.
>>25010441
meh, if they're both happy and not being cucks, it's all good
>>25005711
I kinda had one of those. I'm a guy.
>Add girl on skype
>See keeps telling me how she fucked these guys and sends me gym pics
>I'm absolutely not interested, she is a 5/10 anyway.
>I only about respond once every day
>She is just non-stop telling me these things on skype
>Later on, mother comes home with a baby animal that I have to take care of for a week. So I'm not around.
>I come back to a log of her sperging out of control about how I secretly hate her and was ignoring her.
>Immediately remove her from skype and other stuff.
I'm pretty sure she was trying to make me an orbiter. Bitch had no chance, since I'm already with a girl. Pic related.
>>25005711
Not even triggered actually, that was a pretty mundane story. Is it even real? Or maybe it's just so cliche.
So the condition to be an orbiter is not having sex with the girl?
If you fuck her and she isn't your gf, what would you be?
>>25005711
>tfw i am the person asking for the orbiter story
>>25010860
...so...this...is...the...power...of...2d...
>>25011486
simply....amazing.....woah...
>>25010344
>got married
>good ending
>>25011312
don't you know to use 'an' within the vicinity of a vowel?
>>25011750
fuck, i didnt notice that
I dont even give an heck friendo.
>>25005711
>>25005722
>>25005726
the way women write you can always tell that most of the things they say are completely made up or so exaggerated they might as well be lies
the real question is whether women think they're telling the truth and perceive the entire world wrong due to their emotions
Wow. Look at all of the bitter betas and robots mad at OP for turning down a guy.
I've turned down fat disgusting dependent and immature women before. Oh, but I guess you fags are so desperate that you would go even for shit tier women?
You're all a bunch of keks
I set up a fake skype group and ran multiple fake personalities on it in order to fool a girl into thinking she was being orbited. I kept this up for 2 years. At the end she thought her best orbiter electrical engineer was coming to live with her in California, but then he ran off with her least favourite orbiter/sissy trap and sent her the sex pics.
