We all know when you up the quantity of /rose/ threads, the quality similarly raises.
>>25004183
oh but of course it does, let this post be an example
Why is rose so ugly??
>>25004297
why are you so mean? is there something you want to tell us?
Im pretty sure these threads are perpetuated by like one (maybe two) infatuated stalkers.
Stop.
>>25004394
bc im sick of seeing her stupid dyke face. Sorry man but you guys need help..
>>25004409
thats a bold statement. if you had any facts or evidence to back it up it would greatly help your cause, my friend.
Why is it that I can't say f a m and shit but you faggots can have five rose threads a day? the fuck
>>25004183
she looks pretty plain whats the hype
>>25004619
Mate, we know you're from 8ch's cute male board. Fuck off, find another chan to terrorize you useless disgusting mongrel.
>>25004666
an interesting comparison. although it has no basis in reality. perhaps that is were you should further your research - in the realm of reality.
>>25004681
hype? after half a decade you'd think any hype had died down long ago
>>25004698
i take it as a personal insult to be compared to anyone on 8chn
fuck you
How tall is Rose exactly? Would be interesting to know.
>>25004988
something like 157 cm +(-)3
>>25004988
according to her: 5'3'' (160cm)
the truth: 5'1''-5'2'' (155-157,5cm)
nathans height (according to nathan): 5'9''-5'9,5'' (175cm-176cm)
the truth: 5'8''-5'8,5'' ( 172,5-174cm)
source: educated observation.
excuse me,
i have a question about this "pedro antonio".
is it true he eats food every day?
gimme the morning update on n8
>>25004297
How can you say that THIS is ugly?
>>25005291
so she's exactly my height then.
>>25006070
i hope you're female if that's your height
>>25006119
if I didn't have scoliosis I would be 5'4
My dad was 5'3 while in high school so I hoped that I'd grow to 6'0 like him after finishing it, but I didn't. One of my dad's friends was 5'2 during high school and now he's 6'4, I was hoping I'd reach at least 6'1.
I guess it's because I never slept enough while I was a teenager, coupled with eating shitty food once a day and sitting on my ass playing video games all day.
>>25006174
sucks mayne
>>25006174
Hello germany. Slept well?
>>25004297
>>25004409
>>25004490
>>25004666
>>25004681
>>25004698
we can see right through you
i wonder what your life is like
>>25004409
Yes. Very easy to spot their "style".
>>25005291
Post rose@nate fireworks picture.
>>25006344
imma call you...jean
Is there ANY way these threads could be more cancerous? i feel like they have reached the limit
>>25006372
could you stop being so faggy
>>25006339
>>25006372
see
>>25006333
the only explanation is that you are a bitter femanon, or a lonely beta.
>>25006315
h-how did you know it's me?
>>25006549
the self pity, the sad story, the numbers etc etc
>>25006596
I don't think I've talked about numbers before...
>>25006333
Nice try you fucking dumb piece of shit degenerate.
>>25006618
germans have
how are you? surprised you can live with that mind of yours.
>>25006886
My imaginary Rose gf keeps me company.
For example, when I was starting university this year, the assembly hall was so full that some people had to sit on the stairs, including me. I imagined Rose was sitting on my left, keeping me company and being happy that I got into this university.
It's all working out.
>>25006732
you proved my point
>>25006333
you didnt even quote me once
>>25006344
you have to deserve it
>>25006372
clearly new
>>25007352
ok found it myself
>>25007146
Only one (you) dumbass.
You're literally retarded.
>>25007482
it doesnt have the funny meme text on though
>>25007017
understandable. i met her in dreams.
>>25007569
no, the way you reacted.
Rose is so pretty, I wish she was my gf
>>25004183
Compared to frogposter content, /rose/ threads are always of higher quality.
>>25004409
I'm pretty sure you're from Reddit considering you don't know who Rose is.
>>25007482
why is n8 so handsome?
>>25005291
>>25004619
>>25004394
>>25007352
keep up with the filenames
>>25007017
>I imagined Rose was sitting on my left, keeping me company and being happy that I got into this university.
sounds what my life is everyday
i save a seat on the bus and put my bag on it, pretending it's rose.
>>25007935
What are you trying to prove with that then?
>>25007482
>>25007657
were these photos taken from rose's friend's facebook?
>>25008512
bad news. this is the last one i premade for this thread
>>25008632
>because they're deranged
call the police and tell them someone made a thread on an imageboard. who do you think theyll call deranged?
>Other cellphone users and samefags here swap ips a lot
"lets assume things we cant possibly know"
>>25008691
i dont know.
btw ill give you one hell of a treat (at least for epi) if you or anyone can upload that pic with the other meme text.
n8n said some shit about indie gaming and rosie said shut up im already fucking you
>>25008758
sure, i can deliver meme texts.
apparently this is the second time i'm posting this pic on request.
>>25004768
billy bragg reminds me of nate
>>25008814
thank you my friend. and as promised..
>>25008871
>Others have admitted to samefagging + ip swapping
and you believe "deranged" people? maybe you're the not so bright one?
>>25008929
>i like rose, her friends, her life choices
>i am the worst thing to happen to rose
what a weird thing(s) to say
>>25008953
out of snorting sugar, and playing wow, you pick those as weird?
>>25008929
>thank you my friend.
no problem, i'm content with the treat i've received.
>>25008490
because he is a man, will /rose/ ever go on an adventure or just sit and stare?
>>25009120
an adventure to where?
>>25009141
you don't need a destination
>>25009141
To London in order to stalk Rose, of course. All 15 of us.
>>25009167
so we're all going to pitch in to hire a private detective to make the job momentously easier?
where does rose work now?
>>25009273
myfreecams com
last i saw her
>>25008953
myea martin was pretty weird
>>25009010
good to hear
>>25009266
>It's also clear from the things you say and do in these threads that you are also a deranged person
is that so. feel free to point out any incident
>spend too much time on /b/
i havent been there since we moved.
Hey faggot, why did you delete your posts?
>>25008632
>>>25004409
>>Im pretty sure these threads are perpetuated by like one (maybe two) infatuated stalkers. Stop.
>They are and they won't stop, because they're deranged. The mods are the only ones who could stop them.
>>>25006333
>A stalker called "Martin Parker" aka Grammar Nazi spammed these threads for months on /b/ last year. His cellphone would switch ip addresses several times when he posted. Other cellphone users and samefags here swap ips a lot. The true number is probably a third of what is listed.
>>25008765
>>>25008632
>>A stalker called "Martin Parker" aka Grammar Nazi spammed these threads for months on /b
>GN:
>facebook com/people/Martin-Parker/637670032
>>25008871
>>>25008758
>>call the police and
>As I explained, the mods can stop them. You're not very bright.
>>"lets assume things we cant possibly know"
>Others have admitted to samefagging + ip swapping or to having cellphone services that change their ips frequently in previous threads.
>>25009266
>>>25008929
>>and you believe "deranged" people? maybe you're the not so bright one?
>I explained it clearly in my first post, but you have reading comprehension problems. Grammar Nazi had that same problem too. It's also clear from the things you say and do in these threads that you are also a deranged person. This seems to happen a lot to guys who spend too much time on /b/.
>>25008758
>n8n said some shit about indie gaming and rosie said shut up im already fucking you
bait?
draw nates face when you cuck him
>>25009504
what a mess. you'd make great friends with my /rose/ folders
>mfw they returned
i have mo face
>>25009504
we all know only the GN talks about the GN.
>>25009516
obviously they didnt really have that interaction, it was just some kid that threw on a meme text
>>25009777
that's an unfortunate facial aesthetic, it's good she's happy
how can i achieve nate's facial/body structure?
>>25009803
with just a few changes she could be pretty
>>25009893
never eat
>>25009189
what are you talking about? we already have qp
Pierre here how was everyone's day? All ready for xmas?
>ywn have interesting conversations over skype with pedro
>>25010930
you bet. getting my plans ready. how are all the rose like creatures over there?
>>25011272
The 5 outta 10s? yeah plenty about atm and plenty of quality looking fanny also.
>>25011359
Excellent. I sure hope you are of no deceit.
>>25011359
but you mentioned that there are plenty rose-alikes, unless you think rose herself is a 5/10
>>25011594
Clearly that was the intent. Who would stay for a 5/10?
i wonder what my good friend pedro antonio is up to right now. my bet is he is busy studying
i wonder what rose and nate will do for xmas/nye...
Anyone wanna pretend it's 2013 again and we're having fun? I'd like to be Martin.
>>25012307
Yes!
Epi claimed.
>>25012307
Ok il be pierre because i am pierre. It's be impossible to recreate that golden time though, the vibes all wrong as we are in the post rose era now.
>>25012409
nah pierre is not part of our play. only the following parts are available:
>pedro pre-autism
>pedro post-autism
>epi
>martin
>brian
>symp
>kstew
>thomas
>truth
>>25012569
>pedro post-autism
redundant do not need
>symp
too much of a background character
>thomas
who
>truth
who
>>25012569
Well i'l be truth then seeing as i did endure over 300 emails of his hilarious and elaborate story telling.
>>25012623
what the fuck is wrong with you, familio?
>>25012569
ill be thomas then
>>25012569
kstew here ;) original
>>25012766
And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't wanna go home right now
And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
When sooner or later it's over
I just don't wanna miss you tonight
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
>>25012732
How you mean?
>>25012766
Can I be Thomas? My real given name is Thomas.
how rich are rose's parents?
>>25012618
>being this new>being this new
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
>>25012871
ye ok i dont feel like spamming more pics and lyrics desu
>>25012824
could you be a bit more faggy please
>>25012926
>Hello I am new please rape my face
i don't like rose anymore
>>25012937
i think i played a pretty good thomas
>there are people in this very thread who never experienced a krye thread
literally lol family
>>25012975
Lol who the fuck likes rose anymore
>>25012993
i sure don't
>>25012981
ill give them a familiar face to calm them down. must be frustrating to be new
>>25012981
>there are people in this very thread who never experienced a moustafa thread
>there are people in this very thread who never experienced a angela thread
>there are people in this very thread who never experienced a daniel thread
>there are people in this very thread who never experienced a sean thread
how does it feel referencing shit nobody can relate to?
>>25012993
Oh oh oh I know I know !
>>25012824
>>25012935
someone vocaroo these, get the german on the line.
>>25012981
>Not being in threads discussing Brian's latest blog post
>>25013039
who is more handsome, pedro or nate?
>>25013048
thanks for the laugh my upcoming good friend
>>25013081
>not being in the /g/ thread rose posted in
>>25013071
>>25013081
>genuine interest
dont be so hard on urself newfreinds, in a few years you too can also be oldfags
chin up, buck
your sincere thoughts on mark, guy???
>>25013039
come on, this isn't pedro. he's so fucking ugly. i thought he looked like this >>25010279
he's qt there. but in the other pic he's just fucking ugly, he can't be my pal.
>>25013182
Lol who cares about being an oldfag when you can be
an ancientfag
You can never become older than Jiff so suck on that newshit
>>25013182
thanks friend, i keep my spirits up by standing in front of my mirror and saying "you're awesome" to myself every morning.
>>25013182
why would anyone important do that
how about you suck my dick
>>25013214
someone upload the pedro vid
>>25013131
Meh, I wasn't in that thread, but the possibility of missing threads was part of the fun back then. Pre-catalog, pre spiderchan, you missed loads of threads, but that just made it more fun when you found one.
>>25013226
>implying jiff wasn't new
can we pls start posting this gorgeous girl again?
>>25013274
even ashley and iceni are more attractive that "that"
>>25013272
That wasnt what I implied at all
YOU can never be older than the JIFFDUMP
>>25013274
she's a whore
>>25013274
No because that's not what Kstew did at all.
>>25013214
stop being mean to my good freind
>>25013289
wasnt that quite recently
>>25013288
yeah, i agree. post them hoes.
>>25013322
what do you mean, my very good pal?
did rose ever write a decent review/article? i can't find one. even her blog is unreadable, stream-of-consciousness bullshit
>>25013373
I thought her ready up contributions were pretty solid
>>25013357
mmm feet
>>25013338
>>25013318
i only feel alive when looking upon her face
>>25013357
He contributed to the thread. He wasn't here to dump Kstew photos. His posts were there to promote what he said not to make people see the same Kristen Stewart photo for the 100th time. The photos were just some accessory.
Same with Martin. He just used photos of mutilated penises and stuff nobody cares about.
Same with epi. He just used screenshots.
List goes on.
>>25013384
i wonder how much drafts were done at her editor's insistence.
>>25013322
Yeah, I prefer real kstew tbf
>>25013505
i'm the real kstew poster
>>25013288
>>25013346
very well
>>25013431
martin had MASSIVE archives with 100% random things like cats with hats and women licking doorknobs, but i dont remember he posting any gore
>>25013511
no me
>>25013459
always something in your eye
>>25013389
nice internet joke, martin
Is there anyone who can identify the real Kstew and stop the shitposting?
>people will never believe you're the real kstew
desu ur stupid
maybe i shouldnt post trashley itll only attract members of le autism crew to show up and try bossing us around
>>25013547
pedro was kstews pal, he can do it
>>25013521
how about hobos sucking pig dicks?
>>25013619
not everyone is as weak minded as you
>>25013642
To check if he's the real kstew, i'd ask him: "which one was pedro's favorite kristen pic?" Besides the "really?" gif that is, because I fucking love that gif
The real kstew would maybe remember
>>25013373
Her pieces for the QMUL physics magazine were decently written
>>25013819
>maybe
good job, pedro
>>25013619
>Luke
WHOER
H
O
E
R
>>25013819
nah i dont remember
If there was one trait about Rose's character you would wish to possess for yourself. what would it be?
>>25013819
hello pedro my good pal.
>>25014021
Self detachment. Truly freeing. I'm working on this as well.
Least your pals, from most pal to least pal
>pedro
>wonky
>martin
>kstew
>symp
>truth
>krye
>epi
>brian
>>25014021
being able to speak your mind, have a smidgen of confidence, able to formulate the sort of convoluted yet coherent sentences that she says.
that combined with her beauty though that's not a character trait
>>25013901
calm down lou
I want to impregnate Lou.
>>25014412
>>25014563
that's not me you retard
>>25014666
Shut up and get knocked up.
>>25014666
post your boipucci
>>25014738
>>25014780
>rosefags are LITERAL queers
not fucking surprised at all desu kek
BREED BREED BREED BREED
LOU LOU LOU LOU
Is it weird that I want to breed with Rose?
>>25015060
Would you compromise for Ashley?
>>25014241
1. pedro
2. wonky
the rest can piss off
>>25015060
if she didnt have the body of a 10 year old boy everyone would want that
>>25015060
it is weird considering you can have lou, who's in his prime right in this very moment
>>25015154
i like how that shop highlights her saggy itty bitty tits
>>25015144
as long as she tells me what the news was on her.
this gif is cute, I think we should post it every thread.
>>25015278
she got really sick
>>25015315uh huhoh i bet she was
>>25005291
no, i feel the same, and i never wanted kids.
>>25012824
>>25015060
>>25004619
>>25004183
her beauty is so unique and possesses such power over me, that to have her any closer than the safe distance of intangibility these threads and my dreams offer, would render me paralyzed in awe. to experience life with her would make everything seem too vital, it wouldn't be possible to cope the mountains of hopes she'd bring me.
>>25015290
post pics of her feet instead they are universally appreciated
>>25015603
I don't have pictures of her feet.
rosecuck desu senpai
>>25014135
You know what, that's not the pic I had in mind, but you're right, that one was my favorite and I had forgotten it
How many friends did Rose have in secondary school?
>>25015709
Her calculator was her only friend
>>25015709
sqrt(-1)
>>25015709
she had 400 friends on Liverjournal
she's a stupid normie fucking whoer, and always was
>m-muh self-esteem
stupid bitch
>>25015659
look kiddostew, if you even want to have a shot at joining the ranks of le autism crew you need to daily post pics of her feet.
think about the sacrifice pedro had to make. what we are asking of you is the easiest entry task to date.
>>25004768
where did you get this image
>>25004183
She doesn't care. She doesn't know you exist. She's just another camwhore. And probably a man. All these pictures are a testament to her vanity and insatiable appetite for attention.
>>25015840
I'm in the super secret club, I'm the real Kstew, remember?
>>25015883
>She's just another camwhore. And probably a man.
Pay attention you mugs, this is not a proper bait.
>>25015844
i took it right after the rosecon of 2014. poor bastard thought he could sleep outside the house of some rich assholes in london but they put up spikes
>>25015883
>All these pictures are a testament to her vanity and insatiable appetite for attention.
you're a wise man. you could have bright future here in /rose/
>>25015993
oh look! it has been impressed!
tell me sport, do you by chance have any cliffs or large buildings near you?
>>25015883
at least we have n8, who's the complete opposite of that yet retains all of rose's wit and tastes
>>25016150
>do you by chance have any cliffs or large buildings near you?
>cliffs?
..yes?
>large buildings
YES?
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
what's your favorite post that rose ever made on the internet?
>>25016367
go there.
Now.
>>25016511
>misc (31).jpg
What the fuck am I looking at here?
>>25016552
unless you are careful: you
>>25016593
That's not a good answer.
>>25016593
i'm the piece of ham (as described by rose herself) in this collage
ask me anything
>>25016621
You mean not the answer you would give.
I'm completely satisfied with mine.
>>25016645
proof or gtfo, ye hambeast
Good joke you /b/tard.
Ashley is the new hotness
>>25016737
she makes me dry as the desert
>>25016706
>gtfo
>not gotofo
>>25016593
n8, like always, is the shining gem in that photo.
>>25016593
"category (number).jpg"
dead giveaway.
guy who made that archive to attract new posters, it's your fault. but you knew what you were doing abviously
>>25016817
oh nataroo, nobody loves you
no horseride for two
petting zoo in the moon
epi and other pseudo-cryptic posters are off their nut again
>>25016888
>>25016917
im not saving this to my random rose folder so just fucking stop it you autists
>>25016806
christ is he a gotto? The bird chest is a giveaway i guess.
>>25016888
who would do that to pizza?
>>25016954
yes, considering what a bombshell the litster/gotto genes are
>>25016942
it's okay
the horse makes the pain stay
>>25016924
>pseudo-cryptic
i havent tried to be cryptic. perhaps you just have poor intelligence
>>25016997
forget it. i have enough shit
>>25016806
>rei tattoo
please be shopped
What's it like growing up in Taunton, Somerset?
>>25017014
mere images for mere humans
you wanna fling insults or simply cut the line?
I vote for the latter.
>>25016924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0
nah, my bookmark is at >>25009273, i'll catch up to the thread in a few minutes.
>>25017029
why would it be.
>>25017048
pretty neat
>>25017055
>you wanna fling insults or simply cut the line?
im always up for a good meme-off
ill start: pedro is fat, and your horse is wack
>>25016966
get a bitmap font and up your screencap game
>>25017014
>i havent tried to be cryptic
nor haven't you attempted at displaying any signs of intelligence
>>25017106
meant for >>25016924 obviously, i'm a bit drunk sorry.
>>25017130
we're not all frothing hopeless autists like yourself.
>>25017132
or you might be too shallow to see any sign of it
>>25017116
your waifu is a filthy man and you enjoy snuggling with wonkys junkie balls
>>25017166
>I can't understand it therefore it is dumb
Why can't ashlings at least have a pretty waifu like this?
post rose feels
can we all agree that nate's mum is a milf and all of nate's sisters are hot af?
>>25015770
is that a karl pilkington reference?
>>25017177
ashley smells like scat, and rose is a trap
>>25017269
ye
>>25017135
>drunk
Fucking trashed.
Seriously I thought you were cool. How can you like drinking?
>>25017259
>not giving rose a piggy back ride
end yourself, please
>>25017290
>that photo collection
one of the few times i've had tears in my eyes from laughter
>>25016888
>guy who made that archive to attract new posters, it's your fault. but you knew what you were doing abviously
i did, and it worked. /rose/ would literally not exist now if i hadn't done it.
>>25017290
brian is a homo, epi is brian and brian is qt 3.14
i dont like OPing /rose/ threads i feel i have to put much more efforts in my shitposts then
>>25017328
Which archive are you talking about?
>>25017375
>battered_rose
a reserved nickname for rose by peter
>>25017259
I don't get why you save and post every single comment or post ever made in a Rose thread. Most your pictures are absolutely meaningless on every possible level. You requested my thread screen shots last time I posted as a joke due to the fact I had a folder for everything but not threads. It was actually a rule that if you missed it you missed it, screen shotting every good thread and having an "epic" thread thing would take away the meaning and listening to a joke you already heard stops it being as funny so if you didn't get the atmosphere of being there then there was no point to show people how it was.
>>25017309
i only have thumbnail pics
>>25017399
wow not cool
>>25017422
>mark trying to be an artist
lmao
>>25017397
this one. i posted it in an r9k thread about 6 months ago because /rose/ was dying and i had to do something.
So you guys like Brand New or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaCTsS7nX1Y
>>25017416
it brings back memories to some
>>25017454
ye he got(to) nothing on my guy guy
>>25017496
>So you guys like Brand New or something?
let me check if n8 likes them, and i'll get back to you
>>25017496
Is it anything like "The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me" ?
>>25017508
>ye he got(to) nothing on my guy guy
ugly as fuck desu
doesn't help that he's also a manlet
i miss when king would drop by and say 'pick a folder'. interestingly, the folders would change every time, which makes me think he spent the preceeding week collecting them to impress us.
>>25016552
it's one of my desktops but i can't find the original right now.
>>25017292
we all have to network somehow. for example both girls in my class are season ticket holders of our local club even though they don't like football.
>>25017416
wow this sounds familiar.
>>25017580
You sure are filling in a lot of gaps for me.
>>25017552
no m-words please. we wanna keep this an anti-trigger zone if we wanna have king autismo stop by when he raises from the dead
>>25017478
>about 6 months ago
scratch that, i just checked the upload date again and it was june 2014. seems like only yesterday.
>>25017607
>wow this sounds familiar.
He sounds old and smelly.
why did rose take photos of herself and post it on photobucket/lj/deviantart? what was her intent?
>>25017621
>finger gesture
For what reasons? She looks like a dropped baby.
>>25017668
validation from her peers. next question?
>>25017647
i like how our statements do not conflict.
