>god comes down out of the sky
>anon, you WERE right. You are entitled to a bunch of shit and I was wrong
>you have a choice between a gazillion dollars or a qtp2t gf
Choose what?
>>25004079
It's easier to kill myself with money.
>>25004079
gazillion dollars
unless the gf has more to her than just being qt
>>25004079
I wish for mind control powers
>>25004079
God should know that one of the things "I was right about" is that nothing in this world matters besides money; all happiness is derived from money or things related to money. He should know my choice before he poses the question.
>>25004079
god isnt real
gazillion dollars.
I'm not into sex
>>25004160
*tibs fedora
>>25004079
gazillion dollars
fund artificial intelligence, brainscan, cryo and life lengthening technology with my practically infinite supply of funds
eventually transfer my sentience into a computer and become practically immortal
simulate a reality and live in 2d world with a custom built waifu
gazillion dollars well spent
>>25004079
Why would anyone choose the girl? Just give me the money so I can buy a better gf, faggot
>>25004079
If you have a gazillion dollars you're automatically capable of raising a family and thus able to get a qtpigf
because again, the reason girls like guys with money is because they can actually afford to take care of their kids when they have them
so why the second one
Money.
I can fund all sorts of retarded projects with it.
The money, easily. I'm so bad with women, and I don't really want to grow old that I'm honestly just considering joining the military, specifically a high risk special forces unit. Either I'll die young, or have some kickass stories in a survive. Dunno.