You walk into a toilet and find this. What do you do?
take out my sebenza and cut it off at the hilt
Properly service it like a good sissy.
>walk into a toilet
>>25003221
Piss all over it.
That's a nice dick. I'd be tempted to humor my curiosity and suck it, but I have an active imagination and would be turned off as soon as I considered the possibility of who it could be attached too.
Walk out of the bathroom as soon as possible.
>>25003221
Use the toilet as I normally would. And then leave.
Take a picture and upload it to 4chan. Then shit on it.
>>25003221
You can't "walk into a toilet", silly Britbong.
>>25003221
Grab it as hard as i can and pull it.
Despite all my cocksucking fantasies, I would pussy out of that situation andgo home and jerk off to gay sex stories
>>25003221
Turn 360 degrees and walk away like a normal person.
kick it
>>25003310
>inb4 someone pretends to not get the joke
>inb4 someone pretends not to get that the first guy was pretending not to get it
>>25003310
do you even into geometry you fucking idiot
>>25003413
It's a joke ya moron
>>25003370
c'mon son das a lot of metaphysics right there
>>25003413
Well meme'dWhat a fucking cancer, die to sticking a rusty nail under your skin
>>25003431
he was joking you fucking dickhead
>>25003221
suck that dick like my life depended on it.
>>25003463
bro i can actually read the black line so i just wanna say that's rude as fuck
I don't shit in public.
>>25003269
omg
this
Pic related is what I'd do
compare mine to his and then kill myself.
>>25003221
tell "him" that cut dicks are disgusting and that "he" is a filthy eunuch
>>25003472
dude that's a joke
>>25003526
no shit einstein he was joking as well
![20151215_061656[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pda7i6Z.jpg "20151215_061656[2].jpg")
>>25003463
look what you made me do
i'm almost ending it now
>>25003543
i think he was joking when he said that
>>25003221
that is one aesthetic cock
>>25003482
>>25003413
Newfag detected. Seriously, lurk moar before you post
>>25003579
>>>/b/
You may want to continue on a board that would appreciate the quality of your posts.
>>25003221
Pull out my lighter and cook some sausage
>>25003413
look everyone, a newfag!
>>25003768
Who ever doesn't do this is a faggot
>>25003795
looks like ima faggot then
Punch it as hard as i can.
Put the toilet roll on it. And start pulling the paper and wipe ass.
ah christ, someone finished up the roll again without replacing it.
Give the guy the best wank he's ever had and then just stop.and leave
He'll be hella mad son
>>25003855
Sorry, mean stop before cum cum
Obviously
Furious he'll be
Unsheathe my meat blade and cross swords. Only one penis will be the ruler of this orifice
Nice slow blowjob and then swallow his load.
>>25003221
i lock a cage on his dick
>>25003221
Frot = fun
>>25003221
In all seriousness, probably just awkwardly piss/poo. Maybe do a doubletake, but mainly just be quietly weirded out.
>>25003221
not even gay but i' suck it for a good long time while playing with his balls
Let him use my throat like an onahole until he shoots his hot steamy on my face and in my mouth
>>25004141
>awkardly going at your business
it would be good manners to tell you were unaware of glory hole and that you have to go and that they don't ahve to awkwardly hold out their dick anymore
>>25004254
You're right. Britbong though, so awkwardly going about my business is sort of a hobby.
>>25003256
>>25003929
This desu.
>>25003286
>not shitting on it first.
>>25003855
DEVILISH
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that's a nice cock...hnggh
I dunno if I was horny i don't think I'd be able to not touch it or suck it
Kick his balls and shaft as hard as I possibly can.
>all these literal fucking faggots on my board
Disgusting tbqh
>>25003221
Wonder why is there a guy in the girls restroom.
>>25004336
Please be near Seattle.
>>25004327
>can't ever have sex with women
>get berated for thinking about men
There's no winning, is there?
>>25003221
kick it
go one stall over
kick him
>>25004354
If you're thinking about men, you were never really interested in women in the first place.
>>25004391
I don't think about sex with men, per se. I'm not attracted to guys. Trap/ futa shit gets me off, or even images with only cocks, where you can't see the guy.
It's more about the feeling of being wanted, sexually, than being attracted to it.
>>25003221
>sigh, looks like it is that time again
>>25003221
Quite honestly I would try sucking, if only because of the overwhelming curiosity
Is it gay to like dicks, but not men?
I don't like traps either.
I just like dicks.
I don't know what to do.
>>25004606
It's actually pretty straight
>>25004606
>I don't know what to do.
Find yourself a trap like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3pYjYxl86E
>>25004606
I kinda want to try sucking one sometime but only if its a r9ker's dick.
>>25004640
S Y D N E Y
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>>25003519
damn, that made my night
jerk him off while i talk dirty to him and then tell him im a guy after he cums, he's gonna feel like such a fag lmao.
>>25003221
>walk into a toilet
Anyway, I'd want to warm up my hands first before I touched it. Give him a sense of security. Thenstart to gently lick the head and suck on it, then gradually get a little more aggressive while playing with it. I'd want him to cum in my mouth.
I want to make it squirt.
Thanks for turning me on anon.
>>25005191
fuck off fag
what is not original about my comment you stupid robot, its a fucking fag, im telling him to get lost
>>25003221
Do a 360 and kick it
piss on it and leave
>>25005212
>roastie detected
Stay butthurt.
>>25005225
>He doesn't realize gays find shit like that hot
Lock the door and finally suck a dick like I've always wanted to. Definitely, such a nice cock too.
>>25005230
im a straight male and you are wrong if you think we like you more than the whores
off yourself
open up my bag, get out a tube of wasabi, blast that shit into his urethra
>>25005321
>butthurt roastie detected
Just stop.
I want to make a boy feel qt.
>>25005478
I want to shoot my smelly cum in Morrigan.
>>25003518
>omg
>this
>being this tumblr
>>25003221
Give it a light tap on the balls. Not enough to seriously hurt it. Just enough to let it know I'm not interested.
Cut it off with my pocket knife and toss it under the stall wall back at him
>>25003256
>>25003309
>>25003474
>>25003814
>>25004252
gay9k representing as usual
break it
I shoot him in the dick. Numerous times.
start to pleasure it then bite it as hard as I can
Whack it with my laptop as hard as I can.
Every person has the right to piss and shit in solitude and the obligation to defend that right.
>>25006853
But you are interested anon
>>25003241
>sebenza
Walk into the other stall and let him do whatever he wants to me.
I think i'd want to suck it.
>>25003221
Firstly i'd wonder why a man would be in the women's toilets.. Then i'd awkwardly piss and walk away..
>>25007927
pls be my boyfriend
shwitxblox
>>25008077
Only if you have a nice dick anon that i can suck every day :3
>>25008424
Is 14 cm enough?
kick him in the nuts as hard as possible with my steel toed boots. I have pretty strong legs from biking 3 days a week and lifting heavy stuff at my work, so that would probably fuck him up horribly
>>25008446
Yeah sure why not
>>25008459
no bully anon ;-;
>>25008459
don't lie samson you little queer you'd be going to town on that bad boy
I'd be open to giving him a handjob, but I'm not going to suck a complete stranger's cock.
>>25008483
while I'd probably let a guy suck my dick, the thought of cock down my throat makes me want to puke. plus I've always wanted an excuse to get ultra violent on someone, and I think attempted bathroom rape qualifies
>>25003221
That's actually a pretty nice looking dick. No homo.
>>25003221
Pee on it
Unoriginal comment
I wanna fap but I'm too tired to get hard. What do?
>>25008655
Suck your own dick anon
As a lover of uncut cock, I have to say that I'd suck that beauty in a heartbeat. No homo.
>>25003221
Hang my jacket on it.
>>25003221
Roadhouse
Hang my fedora on it politely to let him know I'm not interested, in a gentlemanly fashion.
I've never walked into a toilet
>>25003221
Kick it.desu desu
>>25003221
I would be too scared to suck a random dick cause it probs gots all kinds of stds
>>25003221
>You walk into a toilet and find this. What do you do?
Walk out of the toilet.
>>25008900
kek
>>25003221
would be tempted to suck but I only like cocks when they're attatched to trannys
>>25003221
cut it off with a knife and add it to my collection
>>25003221
Proceed to kick with immense force, and then naruto run out of the bathroom
>>25003221
duct tape to wall
>inb4 you don't always carry duct tape
I do.
>>25003221
Cut it off. I'm trying to take a leak here, faggot, point that thing at someone else. Fucking queer.
>>25003221
be disappointed because it's circumcised
or maybe tickle it's apperently still intact frenulum a bit with my tongue....
Grab it by the balls.
Rant to the guy on the other side that society is too horny and everyone should stop having sex. Tell him that his desire to have anonymous public sex like a pervert is sickening
Take out my pocket knife
Castrate him
Get the fuck out of there before anyone sees me. He was behind a wall, can't be identified since toilets don't have security cameras.
>>25009014
This to be honest. I really want to but the fear of STDs is way too high. Imagine how many HIV riddled cumsluts have wrapped their mouths around that. No thank you.
>>25003221
grill power X---------bD
>>25003221
tie a brick to it
>>25009538
Good call. Sounds funny and would cause lots of pain, maybe rip it off.
>>25003340
This probably, or grab a hold of it with all my might and hope I manage to pull it off.
>>25003221
You know what i would do, see pic related.
>>25003241
Better be careful, might just fail on you and chop off your fingers
Wonder why a dude is in the girls bathroom. Then realise it must belong to Caitlin Jenner. Vomit and leave.
>>25003221
Jab a long knife in it with the edge facing the tip so that when he pulls back in agony his cock rips in two
>all these people reacting edgy aggressive against it.
What's the matter guys? Insecure much? Feeling threatend much? Why so scared?
You fags are even gayer than the actual faggots ITT.
>>25010552
I,M not being insecure anon. I would suck it and drink the cum.
>>25010552
beta male/faggot detected
>>>/lgbt/
>>25010552
You heard him guys, no one cuts it off before he gets to suck it dry.
>>25010680
>>25010713
>>25010763
Get a load of these inadequately endowed willy nillies.
How about just telling the faggot in the other stall to fuck off? How about just closing the stall door or not entering a stall with a fucking hole in the wall?
But no, you faggots need to project your insecurities by 'proving' your manliness by projecting aggression on another man incapable of fighting back, to you faggots it's probably an opportunity even, growing some masculinity points by being aggressive for once.
How comfy is the closet from which you call everything gay to divert attention away from yourselves?
Enjoy your further starvation development boi's.
>>25010680
>>25011249
Anon, whats wrong my post?
>>25009014
You can't get hiv from oral unless you keep the cum in your mouth.
>>25003221
A penis of that quality and cleanliness? My mouth would be on that in seconds.
Pour hot sauce on it so it goes down the hole
>>25003309
yea probably this
>>25003221
slice it with m'katana
Pull the crispest bill out of my wallet and cut the head.
>>25003221
Pulls that toy from my pocket.
;-)
>>25011249
>>25010552
autism much? Why wouldn't you feel threatened when a male enters your teritory? If someone pees on your car while you sit it would you also be liked oh wow he's no serious threat so i just ignore it? literal autism. reacting aggressive to something like that, or a penis entering your stall, is just a natural reaction.,
>>25012412
>penis entering your stall
you make me kek anon
Id totally try going to a gloryhole if I wasn't so fucking scared of STDs.
>>25012412
>>25012491
Yeah, this. Go full castle doctrine on an unwarranted penile invasion.
>>25012412
>A penis is attacking your dungeon heart!
>>25003221
>tell "don't move, it'll be something special, just give me a minute ;)"
>go to the car, get a rope/string/fiber
>tie dick to one end of the rope
>tie the other end to the car
>enter car
>start the engine
>shift to 1st gear
>gas with the force of thousand suns laughing
>>25003241
Why the fuck would you carry a sebenza. It's too nice to carry daily much less cut some guy's cock with.
>>25008047
Pls be in Houston
