we're all gonna make it edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPdJfKkyOY4
>tfw no humpty
Why would I want to appreciate some stupid failed normie?
>>>/lgbt/
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
>>25000997
>two jobs and classes
baka eggfam. Nothing wrong with those gas station jobs.
>>25000997
>80 hour workweek
>classes on top of that
Eggman is more productive than I will ever hope to be.
>>25000997
The story begins with who's gonna win
Knowin' the danger that lies within
Aboard the ARK a genius at heart
Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, with the master plan
I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go
They're perfect in every way
I'd love to destroy the blue one you know
He's an obstacle that always gets in my way
I must play this game by my rules
I will conquer the world with my tools
All my machines are made for destruction
I will build my empire
I will succeed and you will see
With my machines there is no retreat
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the enemy, I will succeed
My mission, yeah, I must complete
My name is Eggman, don't forget my name!
If you ask me again, I'll tell you the same
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master plan
I am the Eggman, that's what I am
I am the Eggman, I got the master master plan
I AM THE EGGMAN!
>>25000997
>we're all gonna make it edition
You're livin' in fuckin' la-la land, buddy
>>25001088
There's nothing 'muh productive' about that level of wageslavery. Eggman is a silly egg.
>>25000997
i give that fat ugly faggot 2 months until he gives up and comes back to r9k to bitch about it.
Can Eggman fucking hurry up and make the Black Pill 2?
He shot all those people, and the bastard is still on the loose?!
jk go eggman go ur my waifu
>>25001207
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy this
>>25001207
Of course he's gonna quit or get fired
No sane person can work shit gas station jobs 80 hours per week for long
>>25001792
I did for 9 months in 2013
>>25001832
And look what happened to you
>>25001832
Use your soothing broadcast voice to tell stories of the weridos you met while working.
Just a few days he was writing comments about how he couldn't wait to kill himself... now this bullshit
"Ugly gang". Jesus.
>>25001879
made me kek
thanks anon desu
>>25001900
That's because I had a possibility of not getting any jobs just a few days ago, now I got hired for 2.
If it had taken just 1 more week, I would have lost everything. Gotten evicted and been homeless and just totally ruined.
I got lucky and need to remember that when things get hard coming up.
>>25001950
do you play f zero gx faggot
He should get into networking instead of programming tbqh family
It's way easier to get a job doing networking than to get a job doing programming if you're a person without a college degree. Also quite easy to get promoted. And it's always possible to make that 100k a year if you manage to get a CCIE cert.
>>25001950
What's your family life like senpai? Your parents wouldn't have spotted you rent for a month or two?
>>25001950
Who are you going to vote for eggy?
does eggy still have a gf?
>>25001950
Do you smoke weed faggot?
whatever college eggy attends should put him on a watchlist because eggy is not mentally sane
>college accepts known school shooter
not much admission requirements eh?
You're taking on way too much at once and it will burn you out for sure. Working 80 hours a week means you will be working an average of more than 11 hours a day, let's say you sleep 7 hours a day and spend 2 hours on eating, commuting, showering, shitting, doing groceries and other personal care. That leaves you with 4 hours a day. And then you want to take programming classes on top of that, make music and do broadcasting.
You might be optimistic about it now but there simply are not enough hours in a day to do all that. I also don't think you have the motivation the be productive every waking hour of every waking day. You'd probably be better off just picking one thing and focusing on that (probably work) or you will be right back where you started pretty soon.
Not trying to rain on your parade, just trying to talk some sense into you.
>>25000997
Is eggman manic-depressive?
>>25002351
He's right. You need two full time job incomes to afford your rent. Your girlfriend will have to pull her weight. Each of you should work a full time job and enjoy your off time together. Pushing yourself like this will only make you hate each other and it will be catastrophic if anything goes wrong.
wait what, does eggy have a gf
>>25002351
>just trying to talk some sense into you.
Why would try and do this?
We should be egging him on so we can watch him crash and burn.
Stupid normie.
>>25002446
yes
2 jobs
college
"broadcasting"
>>25002456
We need pictures of her
Now.
>>25002456
>yes
What's the story
kinda in the same boat as eggy
>tfw I got a full time job 40 hours sometimes a bit more
>tfw just signed up for college
>tfw finally turning my life around
>>25002487
all we have is artists' interpretations
Also, eggy, I hope this motivation you're feeling isn't coming from having a girlfriend. It's a good feeling to be motivated, but not like that, and certainly not like 2 jobs and school motivated. You're gonna fuck yourself.
Just shave your fucking head. Your hairline is about to slam into the backside of your neck.
>>25002559
Let him learn through doing.
>>25002559
Plenty of people can manage that, you are just a neet pussy faggot with no ambition.
>>25002433
I don't understand why Eggy need 80 hours of work to live in Minnesota. It's one of the cheaper states to live.
I'm in a more expensive state and could comfortably live on 30 hours of a similar min wage shit job.
eggy my niqqa
>>25002607
>you are just a neet pussy faggot with no ambition.
Now who does that remind us of?
>>25002610
he has shit money management.
good luck Eggy
God bless
>>25000997
>2 jobs plus college
Eggman is truly the ultimate c.uck.
>2 jobs + college + rap career + brodcasting
HAHAHA GOOOD GOY
>all these robots trying their hardest to stop the eggman from coming into his ultimate form
I guess the bucket of crabs meme is true
I heard that eggman eats 4 fun size bags of sour patch kids every 2 hours
>>25002662
He is unironically the biggest wagekek.
>>25000997
How the fuck is he going to pay for college?
And it's eggman's dad:
https://www.youtube.com/user/glassundermyskin/videos
>eggy having a gf
i'm being memed on, rite
>working 80 hours a week
>signing up for college classes
>getting into broadcasting
>wants to do music
WHAT
THE MAD MAN
HES ACTUALLY DOING IT
>>25002809
No, eggman has a gf, has had sex multiple times with non prostitutes. Is 6'+, has a self described "above average" dick, has had multiple jobs, lived alone in a large house, owned and drove a car.
>>25002843
We all know Eggman is a normie. His heart will never in Black Pill 2 because of his success as a person.
80 hours a week+ classes will NEVER EVER work for eggman anyway. He's going to crash and burn and end up here again.
>>25002942
Eggy has ambition but he has to use some common sense. That number of hours will lead right back to ruin
dont listen to all the haters eggmon, you got this
>>25002980
Why doesn't he just take 1 job and live in his car for a few months like a normal person?
Live in automobile, go to gym for shower, grab some food from whatever fast food for cheap. You could use free wifi to learn programming or rapping or whatever gay shit Eggman likes
Eggman me and all the other eggheads stand firmly behind you in support.
You got this senpai.
Honestly you could probably add sidejobs to your plan as well, look into it.
>>25003028
>you could probably add sidejobs to your plan as well
kek
this is eggman is a few months
pic related
>>25001036
>door hit you
THERE ARE NO DOORS ON 4CHAN FAGGOT.
Is this guy for real?
>>25000997
>tfw eggman is famous on 4chan
>tfw eggman's youtube has 200 subscribers
damn this is a much smaller community than I expected
eggy is bipolar
its so sad to see these fleeting moments of hopefulness and enthusiasm
>>25003801
most of his fanbase is subscribed to this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn1fwrq_QO0WkzBjdIM-8uQ
eggman acts as a normie bc he is one.
>>25002446
Who did you think took that photo in the OP?
>Eggman, like the rest of us has a fucked like and can't get a gf
>complains about it and attentionwhores online
>the gfs come rolling in
I'd say he's setting a fine example (^:
eggman is going to become literally a wageslave kek
>>25005849
Better than being homeless.
>>25000997
Eggman is going to monetize r9k, monetize misogyny, monetize being ugly, he will bring more and more normalfags to r9k. He will make money out of all of robots while they struggle, he will be the next 50cent. Normalfags will buy his t-shirts and songs on itunes, he will be the next pewdiepie on youtube, and you robots will pay for it all. He will buy nice things to his gf, he will cheat on her and get another gf while you are all virgins who believe in black pill, eggman will laugh at you.
Never heard him speak before. Always thought he was British for some reason.
I'm really concerned about Eggman. How do we encourage him to stay alive?
I've known eggman for a long time before he was a meme on r9k and he can definitely do this.
