>actual roasties are browsing /r9k/ right now
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
that seems to be ham.
The sandwich on the left is clearly just aroused.
>>25000457
Too bad it will never arouse anyone.
>>25000386
>I've never seen a vagina: The thread
>tfw asexual virgin roastie
why did god do this to me
>>25000811
Excuse me? Plenty of vaginas aren't disgusting roastie trash, and I'm sorry that you're busted. Please ask god for a refund via .40cal requests, you fucking literal garbage.
>>25000844
at least you got dubs
>>25000386
I used to bury my face into sandwiches like the one on the left.
sour grapes: virgin edition
THE ROASTIES ARE HERE
THE ROASTIES ARE HERE
do you think bill never wanted to fuck hillary because of her roastie? you just know she's flapping in the wind in that pantsuit
>tfw he pulls off his pants and he has a roastie
>>25000844
You can always kill yourself, roast.
>>25000457
>>25000811
>>25000920
>>25001055
gettin toasty in here
>>25001203
i mean i probably will at some point
God fuck the left is gross. It's like some kind of Cronenberg flower
>implying roasties aren't superior. Mmmm
>>25000386
The one on the left has more to offer for its value. Only a kek would pick the one on the right.
what kind of keyboard is that tho, in the back there
>>25001297
The one on the right has more to offer for its value. Only a kek would pick the one on the left
>>25001344
it's my keyboard. let me test it out for you
Y O U A R E A R O A S T I E
Better yet, there are roasties on /r9k/ right now that have been made more insecure about their disgusting meat flaps
>>25001464
I actually didn't know there was a name for that and that it was considered gross until I came here.
>virgins being picky about pussy
>mfw i have a cute and tight vagina
>mfw nobody to fuck it
>>25001568
pretty much all non-virgins hate flappers too
flappy labia are the ultra-saggy tits of vaginas
>>25001579
>mfw go on any website on the internet you idiot
>>25000811
TOASTY TOASTY
>>25001582
I love a big labia personally
>>25001683
And there are some plebs who like saggy tits too. What's your point?
>>25001683
good kuck
>f-femanon i don't care if you fuck 600 guys pls date me ;_;
>>25001579
hit me up. im /fit/ and 5/10 face. ill bust it open.
>>25001695
amount of sexual contacts has nothing to do with labia type
>>25001783
stretches out the skin
>>25001055
A penis roastie is called a poastie
>>25001811
wew lad
every porn star would be a roastie
>>25001839
>tfw i left my ex with a penis like this because i accidentally tore his foreskin
I post this every time this image is posted but I don't even care, it's the best feeling in the world :^)
>>25001843
labiaplasty that surgery to cure roasty you dumb ass.
>>25001865
How exactly did you "accidentally" tear his foreskin? With your teeth? Was it really an accident?
>>25001865
do you have an roastie?
>>25001865
whore get out no one likes you
>>25001978
he tried having sex with me and i was not aroused and my vagina was too tight, he forced it in, his foreskin got a little tear. his hygiene sucks so it got infected but he didnt go to see a doctor for like two weeks, kept trying to fuck in the mean time, month lter ended up with major scarring. ended up with phimosis but instead of just a super tight foreskin he has stretched out wrinkly dried up phimosis. his penis looked like a disgusting poastie when i left him. makes me feel vindicated desu. at least some things in life are fair.
>>25002002
no my vagina has stayed beautifully aesthetic and pristine over the years. i feel superior over him due to fact that he simply could not take away my perfect genitals and instead ruined his own. :^)
>>25002044
that's priceless.
>>25002062
it's the only thing i can hold onto considering he
>cheated on me the entire relationship
>called me fat and disgusting every chance he gothe was fat as fuck himself and constantly complaining i wasn't underweight
>would consume child porn while i was in bed next to him
>fucked multiple 15 year olds while in a relationship with me (he was 10+ years older than all of them)
>walked in on him jerking off to some gross cp
literally need mental bleach after that, but i'll settle on ruining his penis. last i heard he was considering a circumcision L E L
>>25002024
Digusting. But I'm glad you're using my word poastie :^)
>>25002108
Go kill yourself, you whore. You deserve it all.
>>25002108
how fat are you exactly? chunky?
>>25002143
I can happily kill myself now, knowing that I've ruined a man's dick for the rest of his life.
>mfw he gets a circumcision and loses 90% of the feeling in his dick
>>25002143
you really taking this shit seriously, huh?
>>25002165
I'm 105 lbs and 5'1". He was basically mad I wasn't 85 lbswhich would have been 4x less than he weighed
>>25000386
You know it's not sex that makes pussy lips look like the left. It's completely genetics, with child-birth having some effects.
>>25002108
this can't be real. if it is don't get involved with people like that. if i knew him i would have stomped him out. i hate pedophiles.
