>shit
>massive amounts of blood in the water
>stand up to wipe
>wipe gets covered in blood
>finish wiping
>pull up shorts
>take pictures for my friends
>flush
>look on floor
>puddle of blood that I only assume came from my ass
What did my ass mean by this?
colon cancer. it is curable if you get diagnosed soon. you are welcome
>>24998472
I hear that's only if it's in the shit itself, otherwise it's just your asshole bleeding.
If its dark blood then it could indicate some internal bleeding but if the blood is bright red then you probably just have an internal hemroid
Welcome to the club OP! Getting my colonoscopy soon at the ripe old age of 18.
I want to kill my younger self. Looks like holding those shits in for days wasn't such a good idea.
>>24998571
It's just loads and loads of bright red blood, so I think I'm safe.
>>24998663
you can buy a little pill thing you shove up ur asshole to help it
crohns/colitis
i have it
used to shit blood, and shit diarrhea like 10 times a day
i used to always hold my poops till i got home but with crohns i couldnt hold it at all, and i was a pro at holding shit in
>>24998653
Am I actually this fucked?
>>24998717
I'd rather not, that sounds unpleasant.
>>24998796
I'll have to get this checked, I don't want to die like this.
>>24998867
Too late boi
>>24998986
Actually dying from a shit related disease might be appropriate due to all the shitposting I've done on /tv/.
I don't mind dying, but having my asshole eat itself doesn't sound pleasant.
>>24999126
You'll be fiiiiiine. Just ignore it.
>>24998422
Who the fuck stands up to wipe?