Instead of laying next to this girl at Christmas and telling her you loved her and you'll marry her after high school, you were sitting at home masturbating.
I'm a schizoid, I don't feel any of that, I'm drift through life feeling numb and empty.
sweet shit prost brah
>>24997984
>Getting married
>When 50% of all marriages fail
>When divorce law is incredibly stacked against men
>When feminism ensures you'll be miserable in a relationship
>When women are incapable of loving, or at least quickly fall out of love to crush you-but you still have a legal commitment to her
Nah, fuck that. Looking back, I'm glad I never got married.
Actually I was fucking your mom in her dirty little twat coochie while sucking on her bumpy nipple areoles. I came so deep in her hairy little cunt she wouldn't let any of it drip out. She needed it that much
>>24997984
And nothing of value was lost (because today's women are absolute shit).
>>24997984
>Marrying straight after High School
>>24997984
>after high school
Nigga I'm 29, I don't remember shit from high school. I can tell you I certainly wasnt proposing to no chicks for giving me some pussy though. You were lucky to get a ride home in my day
>>24997984
Don't believe in racemixing.
>>24998135
>>24998238
>>24998271
>missing out on taking her to the beach during summer
>>24997984
This was never an opportunity for me unfortunately.
Ah well......if it happen it will happen. I wouldn't count on it though.
>>24998352
Beaches are filthy and sunburns suck.
>>24998352
First one here, I took her to the beach. She was kind of a crabby bitch the whole time. I'm really glad we didn't work out because that marriage would have been miserable.
>>24998483
Wouldn't it be worth it?
I don't masturbate.
>>24998672
Imagine sitting beside her, telling her you'll always be together.
>marrying a girl straight out of highschool
In less than ten years, she'll be a completely different person who'll hate you for being so plain.
I hate my 16 year old girlfriend. I should really wear a condom.
>>24998856
I can't. I'm too used to not being happy. Plus, she's ugly.
>>24998952
>Plus, she's ugly.
I can't imagine what it must be like to be you.
>>24997984
Even though your shitposting, I gotta admit that masturbating at home would be better than having to deal with the bullshit that woman would feed me.
>>24999054
Do you really think pretending a girl loves you is better than really being loved?
>Wish I could cuddle up next to her
>>24999144
I feel you, my man.
>>24997984
but I don't love her nor do I want to marry her after high school, I left high school years ago.
>>24998990
I think it's her face. Yeah, I'd pass, thanks.
>>24999660
Different strokes. I think she's adorable.
>Instead of gaining superpowers, making a group of best friends forever, helping them with psychological issues, falling in love with a reverse trap, catching a murderer, having sex with a reverse trap on Christmas, going to a ski resort, having sex in a cabin in a blizzard there, having sex on a beach on Valentine's Day, and killing a God of death, you missed out on teenage love, were barely social, went to online school, missed out on teenage sex, went nowhere in a team sport, didn't learn job skills, and wasted most of your time playing video games and reading the Internet.
