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things that hurt you thread

>oh, anon? ewww no lol
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>>24997820
>why are you even here? you're not wanted. nobody would miss you if you killed youself.
last and only time i tried going to a party
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>I think I finally found someone uglier than you.
>Ha, Anons probably gonna be the guy that dies alone.
>no one thinks you're funny stop trying.

Funny thing is they were all right about what they said.
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>You're so sweet, why don't you have a girlfriend?
>You'll find someone someday.
>I know just the girl for you!
>You're such a gentleman, all the girls must go crazy over you!

It hurts so fucking bad
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>>24997896
Let me guess a female said this
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>>24999263
>>24999222
>>24997896
>>24997820

All of you are me?
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>what's this?
>I hand her a gift card
>haha I'm sorry I can't accept this
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>sorry, she's only into black guys
And just like that, I was racist
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>sitting near some girls in middle school during the lunch break
>they are playing the game where you get a random name written on your palm and if you chose to look, you have to go ask that person out for a date
>see that the less attractive and popular one of the group is having her turn
>girls snickering as they write the name on her hand
>she looks, and then goes like "oh god" in exasperation
>all of the laugh
>I see her walking towards me
>"uh.... anon.... do you want to go out with me?
>don't answer, get up and leave
>hear them all laugh behind me, including her
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> to be honest anon before i got know you you totally seemed like the kid to shoot up the school. Her and everyone else at the table laugh i sit there and awkwardly laugh.
It killed me on the inside.
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>>25000618
You're supposed to laugh, own it
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>>24999602
I'm sorry anon, you didn't deserve that. People are cruel
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>>25000712
Middle school was really rough for me for some reason. I actually started getting more compliments than ridicules in high school but I still had the feeling that everyone thought I was silly and useless and weird behind my back, just from all of the years of actively putting up with exactly that.
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>>24999313
>gift card
why the fuck
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>haha anon, we were talking about what we thought everyone would be when we leave school, and we joked you would be a pedophile
>but it was just a joke haha
>anon?

None of you can beat this feeling.
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>>24999602
Some cunts tried to pull this shit with my friend while I was in high school

I told her to fuck off

She tried to flip it and told me she liked me. Told her to fuck off again.

Fuck stacies
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>>25000874
Tfw people have also said that to me like 50 times. FUCK
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>>25000835
Middle school was living hell

Kids were smart enough to understand who the losers were but not socially adjusted enough to understand that it's not okay to torment them every day. I can remember almost none of my time in middle school because I've tried to completely wipe it from my mind.
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I have been called worthless, evil, idiot, mentally ill to my face and to the face of others... way too often to be hurt anymore. I cannot be hurt anymore. The only thing that hurts me anymore is awareness that people who have been calling me this will talk to other people.
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>>24999602
Anon, that sucks. You saved yourself a larger world of hurt when you walked away.
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>>25000874
>What kind of porn you been watching anon?
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>normie girls screaming and running away when they see me
>normie girls trying to stealthy takes pictures of me in public to send to other people over snapchat, but I notice because they're bad at it because they're normies
It just isn't fair
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>>25001025
They're bitches, anon. Barely human
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>>24999602
thats really harsh anon Im sorry
you did the right thing by just walking away
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>>24997820

Years of isolation as a teenager and young adult as my single mother worked evenings, I drifted away from my friends, I spent countless hours on 4chan/staring at the roof and eventually later became a neet.

Loneliness never feels bad in the moment (in fact I would say I prefer it by this point) but I know it hurts me in the long run.

Desu.
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>do student exchange
>French guy is a huge Chad
>he writes letters home constantly
>leaves one on his bed one time and I read it
>says how weird I am and how my main hobby is playing videogames and how he thinks it's weird I frequently go to a internet cafe for fun
>we hang out with a couple girls from the exchange program a couple times because he's crushing on the French girl
>they talk on Facebook a lot
>he says they both thought I was really weird
>eventually become really good friends with him in the end (he was a legitimately really nice guy desu).
>he fucking dies before I go to France
>find out he was a really reserved guy normally but really came out of his shell in Canada
>his parents say he had repeatedly said his months in Canada were the best months of his life
>RIP buddy

>go to my second party ever when I was 20
>remember playing a board game with 2 girls, havin a good time, they might have even been into me (I knew one of them for a long time as she was from my church)
>get black out drunk
>friends all laugh about my behaviour that night but won't even tell me what I did
>just have to mention the girls thought I was weird

>dad tells me when I'm 19-ish that he dreams of me succeeding him running his engineering company
>be a long time neet
>remember one emotional conversation in particular where my dad asks how I wound up so lazy, and questions how none of his hard work ethic rubbed off on me
>never talk to him much anymore or have any sort of relationship with him at all

>tfw 23 year old ultra social hermit wage-cucck
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>kill like 4 threads by posting with no replies in the span of like 30 minutes
>keep checking back for replies
>no replies
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>>24997820
>Anon! Stop poisoning your little brother! You are nothing but a bad influence to him! We are so disappointed in you.

I-I just wanted a shoulder to cry on. P-please don't take him away from me. I just want someone to talk to!
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>>24997896
daaaaamn, dont give up anon, keep going at them dont stop, you got nothing to lose anyways get fucking drunk and fuck the shit out of the party that you are at. please follow this advice im feeling bad for you
>>25002390
lmao
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>>24999222
I'm guessing that pic is fake.
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>>24999313
>didn't take the "s" off >>24999525
lies

>>24999525
>black guys made her reject you
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>back in sophomore year
>I was going through a bit of a fedora phase religion-wise
>dumb but extremely popular chick in one of my AP classes (mom & dad were rich)
>joked about her name and religion, "There's no hell in Michele!"
>known to be a virgin at that time
>zealously religious, extremely hot, and super nice
>remember playing tennis with her as a young kid
>topic of religion sometimes comes up when talking to her
>she refers to Muslims as "Islams" in total ignorance, obviously not very smart
>one day she asked me about my religion
>give le edge answer
>she's sort of confused but laughs it off
>offers me shared homework answers that she and the popular kids passed around, had never been offered this before
>during test days would wear revealingly low-cut shirts like a lot of girls in class, then go ask questions of the teacher about the test until he gave her answers
>would come back to the table and give me the test answers even though I never asked for them, not that I needed them
>said she thought that my "smartness was hot"
>invited me to church every week
>said that she wanted to save my soul
>fast forward years later
>someone pumped her and dumped her freshman year
>she got pregnant and refused to have an abortion even though nobody would have ever known
>she is now a struggling single mom
>when I find out feel utter fucking rage that someone would do this to her
>she was always so sweet and kind to everyone
>especially to me

I fucked up. She was a really good person even if she was dumb. I wish that I had gone to church with her. I wish that it was my kid that she had given birth to. She deserves better.
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>>24999263
This hurts the most. False hope is like a slow poison.
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>>25002390
Unfortunately this happens to me. I can only hope it doesn't happen in this thread.
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>>24999263
>>You're so sweet, why don't you have a girlfriend?

fuck.
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>>25003930
is it bad if my fedora religion is now
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>nobody loves you, shit nobody even LIKES you
>just give up
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>>25003904
Real but dog made it out alive
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>>24997820
>Be 13, basically no contact with father or his family.
>I ask my mother to call my grandparents to see if they want to be a part of my life
>They say they are going on a ski trip and will decide and call back when they return
>They never call back, I am 25 now
>I didn't ask to born in these circumstances, life is one large punishment for your parents mistakes.
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>>24997820
>get a haircut you look like a girl

someone post some pretty skirts for me to buy
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>>25003930
>>said that she wanted to save my soul
>she was the one whoring herself for test answers and getting teen pregnant
typical
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>>25002390
The only way to get replies to post inflammatory bullshit.
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> you've got no friends, nobody likes you.

I'm was a failed normie and It wasn't that somebody said it its that I went for 2 years with a group of chads and stacies oblivious to the fact that nobody actually cared about me - they'd all do their best to help the people who "Hadn't had sex in weeks" get pussy but they knew I was a Virgin and wouldnt help me out at all. One night I manned up and called out their bullshit when they went clubbing and refused to let me on their guest list outside the club (meaning I'd be left stranded in the city 10 miles away from where we live) - they basically all turned on me and told me how much of a loser I was, I kept composure until I got home then the tears started flowing, it was a humbling and eye opening experience that I do not regret.

That was 2 years ago; focused on studying, Muay thai and lifting - now Im more of a Chad than all of them, could kick all of their asses comfortably and hope that I meet them again one day so i can call them out all over again but this time go fucking jet li on them
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>>25004193
how do i become chad
how did you do it
why are you still here
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>CUT YOUR HAIR
no. fuck you.
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>>25004289

I don't know if I'm chad, but I lost my virginity 2 years ago - I just made self improvement the most important thing in my life, the "Be yourself" or "Help yourself" thing is bunk because yourself fucking sucks. had 2 gfs inc. my current one. I'm still very much a bitter misanthropic shut in, I'd say 7.5/10 is a conservative estimate for my looks.

> Highly recommend getting /fit/, your body gets better, your face gets more angular (cheekbones, jawline etc), my dick ended up looking at least an inch bigger due to loosing body fat. Learning a martial art that involves a lot of striking is a good idea in case you need to do violence onto someone - be prepared for chads/chavs (hoodrats) to challenge you once you get /fit/
> Some PUA stuff is good - not for the tactics because who the fuck is gonna buy a feather hat and wear snakeskin suits, but for the "You can do what you want and ultimately nobody will care" thing. You'll be far less bothered if you do something "Embarrassing" by social standards and therefore more willing to "Bee yourself"
> Go to /fa/ and get their essentials list - might cost you some money to sort out your wardrobe but its the difference between looking good and autistic
> Drinking 3l of water a day, getting 8 hrs of sleep and getting plenty of vitamins is also a good idea - things like bloating, dark circles, acne etc will subside
> Also stop watching porn and TV, they are just brain candy that put you off getting shit done.
> Look for a career you want to do, and dedicate yourself to getting on the path to doing it

^ That's literally all I did, I'm not happy by any means because like I said I'm very misanthropic and generally untrustworthy of people, I have no friends, I stay in a lot and still hold a lot of resentment towards people I used to know. Still here because although by R9K's standards I'm still just the skinnyfat beta virgin I was 2 years ago - I like the misanthropic ethic here.
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>>25000835
most people even normies agree that middle school is generally the worst period for everybody
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>>25001025
post pics plz anon, no judgement here
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>>25002300
Did you ever find out what you did?
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>"I'm embarrassed by you"
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>>25004428
This. It's easier to keep existing as a miserable piece of shit than it is to make a change. I'm glad I did though.
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>>24999263
Fuck off. Most people here don't even get those kind of compliments.
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>>25003930
Ypu need to let go of this idea that she was somehow "not like the other girls". She was exactly like all the other girls, she used her cunt to get answers and fucked the Chad thta got her pregnant.
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>Is Anon, uh, gay?
>Are you gay, Anon?
>I heard that you're gay, is that true?
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>Fat kid in middle school
>Bus ride back to school from athletic practice
>Sitting near the back
>Kids at the back are making jokes
>One of them talks about how I have bigger tits than one of our grades stacies in front of me
>Everyone laughing
>mfw I laugh it off and pretend I'm chill
>my soul when
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>>25003930

>she was so sweet and nice
>I feel so bad for her

>she was having premarital sex despite being against contraceptives and abortion
>she had the poor judgment to date somebody who would pump and dump her

Smh
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>Haha you're just walking around!

This is from earlier today when I bumped into an acquaintance of mine twice on the school grounds I even gave him the obligatory normie nod and 'hey!' how the hell do normies know? It's like they smell the stink of social retardedness
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>chad roommate: anon i don't know why you you're so hard on yourself, you just got to put yourself out there find someone
>go to bar together
>encounter 3 girls and one guy he knows
>one of the stacey's suggest an orgy
>everyone down with the idea and i'll finally lose virginity
>stacey: "Chad is there anyway you could tell anon i don't feel comfortable with him participating?"

Fuck you I was right there. You knew I could hear you talk to him. It's been 4 years and walking home three miles away after being told I'm not good enough for a group fuck still pisses me off.
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>>25004428
>>25004193

Not fit but:

>severely bullied in middle school
>was frequently forced to walk two hours home after school because groups of kids would be waiting to jump me at the bus stop
>people pushed me out of the lunch line and did things like slap my tray and spill the food my mom paid for
>some mouth-breathing trailer park kid punched me in the face outside of a classroom, female teacher covered her mouth and gasped and then did nothing, didn't even reprimand him
>other kids made my life a miniature hell for no reason, I didn't even try to talk to anybody
>I really enjoyed reading and girls would throw beads at me on the bus and try to tear pages out of my books
>eventually I stopped reading on the ride home and would just pretend to sleep so I'd be left alone

>bullying calmed down quite a lot in high school (example of getting punched in the throat was from 10th grade, though)
>still had some people fuck with me, like the one black kid in our whole district telling everyone I called him a nigger and telling me he was going to tear my head off (it was obvious when he "confronted" me that he was making it up to put me in a bad situation)
>principal never did ANYTHING to any of these kids
>teachers NEVER did anything

>fast forward a few years
>I'm almost 23, about to finish university
>dating a girl who's making close to six figures
>have slept with 20+ women
>manage a business and have my own fairly profitable company (profitable by young people standards, I make a few thousand per month)
>have traveled to 30+ countries with money I've saved by myself
>can read and write in several different languages
>lived and worked abroad
>have close friends in at least a dozen countries

Fuck those high school pieces of shit. I know it's petty on my part, but I love looking at their FB profiles and seeing how shit their lives are.
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>>25004807

One of these kids always wanted to be a UFC fighter. He's covered in tattoos. Now he has two kids, another on the way, and is starting to get fat. The kid who punched me in the throat is now objectively less attractive than me, has an ugly and fat girlfriend, and still lives in a trailer. He works at a gas station and, so far as I can tell, has no friends.

This one kid who made me cry in class once sets a new profile picture every week - of his action shots from the high school football team. We graduated five years ago. He also has an ugly girlfriend and a bad job.

Lastly, there's this faggot who used to beat me on the bus. Saw him at a party store a while back and he was fucking begging me to come drink with him and hang out.

I don't care if I sound petty. I know I'm not succeeding beyond belief, but fuck ALL of these kids. They made my life shit. I never had any friends growing up and I almost failed out of high school because I was too afraid to go every day. It's 5:30am here and just thinking about it makes me angry. My life may well be on the up and up now, but I can never change the fact that the majority of my childhood was defined by bullying and getting treated like shit for no reason other than that I liked reading and wasn't very social.
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>message seen 3 November
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>>25004807
>>principal never did ANYTHING to any of these kids
>>teachers NEVER did anything

know that feel, anon. it sucks knowing maybe it could all be different if they just tried. glad it turned out okay for you, it doesn't for a lot of people
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>hanging out with best friend
>go to see a girl he knows
>behind her house so her parents won't see us
>she comes out
>"unon, who's this anon?"
>"oh this is my best friend fellow"
>"ewwwww why is he so ugly"

I felt awkward and worthless for the remaining time we were there

>Me at best friends house
>sitting on the couch playing Xbox
>decide to call a girl
>he decides to try and hook me up with her
>"but what about my friend, fellow?" He says
>she replies (phone wasn't on speaker)
>"oh come on. Don't say that."
>"he already has enough people saying that"
>immediately knew what she said then

Hurt like shit...
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>>25005042
>>"ewwwww why is he so ugly"
how the fuck do some people just have no filter

I don't understand

maybe I'm overly empathetic or something but it's fucking ridiculous what stacies will say without a second thought
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>"Fallout 4 will have a voiced main character!"
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>>25004678
oh I was the fat kid too. All the way from elementary until a little after higher school. That's probably had a bigger effect on the way I turned out than anything. From early childhood alls I saw around me was perfectly healthy skinny kids and I was constantly telling myself I wasn't normal, and eventually that led to not feeling good enough. Being the fat kid is just rough
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I... Think I made the wrong choice.
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>>24999263
I wish my mom was as nice as yours.
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>>25005086

I'm: >>25004807
>>25004870

Used to have this huge crush on an Italian exchange student at my high school. This fat guy who sat at our lunch table heard me talking about it and went and told her. I guess her reaction was along the lines of, "who? Ewwwwwwww!" and then she put her head into her hands and started laughing.
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>>25004807
>>25004870
Nice life fanfic friend lmao
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>>25005224

I'll take that as a compliment. Looking forward to flying to the other side of the world on Sunday - enjoy sitting around on 4chan, senpai.
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>>24997896
Who exactly said that and in what situation? And why would you submit to some douchebag that thinks everything is about him anyway? Should have just gotten drunk and punched the shit out of them
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>"I know what I want my life to look like, and you're not in it at all"
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>you would be so handsome if you just lost weight
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>why do you move your hands like that when you walk anon?
>t. cute girl

and there goes a year of confidence building and thinking I was normal
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>>25004807
Writing fantastic stories to escape helps the feels, senpai. It's more impactful if you tell the truth at the end though. First part 7/10 fast forward 1/10.
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>>25005276
Youre not a very convincing writer
A legit happy person would not feel the need to fail to convince unhappy people they are successful
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>A: Hey dude you coming to party tonight?
>B: Nah I'm going over to anon's place

A looks at me in disgust, turns back to B.

>A: Why? He's so boring
>B: He lets me play on his PS2

And I did. Didn't even ask for a go. Just sat there and pretended to have fun while he played. It saddens me how much of a pushover I was.
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>>25002390
This is partially why I post bait. The other reason is because I like to see people get worked up over 4chan.
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>>25005415
>>25005372

Top-fucking-kek. Believe me, I take it as a compliment that you guys think my story is so fantastical as to be unbelievable.
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>>25005328

Then lose weight you fat lazy fuck
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>>25005224
This 2bh famm. Bit sad
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>>25005585

Keep on making my day, friend.
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>was once a normie
>well liked and popular with women
>one after another, family loses their jobs
>become poor
>pay no mind because I was still well liked and still happy
>most of the time I wasn't able to go to the movies or amusement parks with friends because of a lack of funds
>eventually main friend starts to hang out with new people who hate me
>he doesn't care
>stops talking to me
>slightly depressed
>new expensive fashions and the such emerge and I can't keep up
>girls lose almost all interest in me
>slowly become antisocial
>fall in love with girl I grew up with
>confess my feelings
>she rejects me and she hasn't spoken to me since
>house gets foreclosed on
>forced to move away
>even end up living on the streets
>everyone forgets about me
>haven't talked to "friends" in years
>crippling depression
>consider suicide everyday

5 years later

>family and I have been finacially afloat for years
>doesn't help
>still have no friends, still depressed, still consider suicide everyday
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>"Nobody cares about you"
>"You're annoying"
>"Run faster and you'll turn out good looking"
>"Your friend is so skinny compared to you"
>"Your forehead is huge"
>"Your nose is so wierd"

And people wonder why I hate the way I look.
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>>24999602
why the fuck would you walk off? should have stood there and told her shes not your type, or just given her a pity smile and said no thank you. literlaly anything to reject her. but walking away? thats just gonna cause laughter. you should have pointed out a physical flaw, every stacey, ESPECIALLY every stacey in highschool, is insecure about something. her nose is big? tell her youre sorry but a large nose is a dealbreaker. idk get creative. im sorry that happened to you man but im angry you missed a perfect opportunity to BTFO a chick, they dont come around often believe me.
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>>25001025
dont want to make you feel worse, but can you please tell us why this happens to you? are you obese? i hope its not just because you dress autistic, or somethign else you could easily change
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>>25002300
your dad wants you to run his fucking company. he wants you to change. MAN UP and ask him for help, he will point you in the right direction, and if he sees you are true to your word, you will have a fucking company to run and all the money you want to fuck any bitch
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>>24997820
>Be freshman
>Highschool gym class
>Raining so class gets to mess around in the auditorium
>On the bleachers talking with a friend
>Two gorillamode chads throwing a football around while talking to popular girls
>They're giggling together and pointing at others and obviously making fun of other people
>The popular girls send their fat female pet
>Walks up to me and says "Anon you're kind of short, just wanted to tell you" all the meanwhile laughing and spitting as she does
>Just stare at her
>She walks back
>They start laughing again
>Fatty walks back
>"You're asian, just wanted to tell you. HUK HUK HA HUK HU HA HUK HUK!"
>Try to show a face of disgust
>"Wow anon, you're looking at me like you want to kill me. You look you'd kill someone. Are you a murder? HUKHUKHA HUK HUK HA HA"
>Doesnt work I guess
>Turn away and try to ignore her, continue talking with my friend
>"Anon, you're such a loser. I could probably beat you up. How are you so skinny? Are you trying to be a girl? No girl would want you. Have you ever even had a girlfriend?"
>She starts to climb up the bleachers
>Can't get up
>3rd attempt
>This time grabbing my leg trying to get up
>Getting angry
>She's really trying to get up
>Hold out my hand to help her up
>She grabs my hand, gets 3/4 of the way up
>About 6 feet up
>Let go
>She falls
>Hear snapping
>She's wailing like an animal
>"OWAHHHH AFHAF HUFH HKU HUK HUK HUKH UKHHUKHUKHUK WAHHH! Anon Anon ANON DID ANON DID"
>Look down
>Smile
>Never get in trouble
>Nobody bothers me throughout highschool
>So this is the nature of people
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>>24997820

>no one cares what you think
>nobody even fucking likes you, this is why you don't have any friends
>why don't you just leave?
>uh...oooookayyy?
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>>25005777
>Making a girl fall while having your penis talked into the ground = Smug revenge to point of being an identity defining experience.
So this is the power of Asian masculinity.
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>>25002300
>my dad asks how I wound up so lazy, and questions how none of his hard work ethic rubbed off on me
maybe because he failed to see that you were a separate person with your own ideas and dreams, rather than an extension of himself to whom he can be as judging and emotionally distant as he is to himself?
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>>25005777
>Got trips

So THIS is the power of asian masculinity
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>>25004428
Thank you anon. I always try to come at people with advice, as a former robot turned chad as well. Everyone always calls bullshit on my story, but its nice to know someone else went through a damn similar chain of events. dont fucking stop man, just keep getting bigger, keep fucking more women, and keep getting promoted at work, fuck our pasts. And if you ever meet someone down on their luck, help them out anyway you can, set them up with an orbiter and get them laid, even if it is a landwhale it could be what prevents him from suicide. hell even buying some lonely looking dude a fuckin coffee or a beer can make their day when they see that someone acknowledges their presence. What really broke me out of my robot shell is just trying to help people. Most of the people that I would give somethign random to that i needed, were just as antisocial as myself, and i made a lot of friends that way, helped one of them get a job and now he lost his virginity and is well on his way to being a future robochad. Some anon posted that he wished there was a service you could pay for where Chad wingmans you and teaches you the ways and takes you to bars and whatnot until you figure it out. I think itd be a good idea, like the real life version of that shitty movie, Hitch. I may not have lost my virginity until 21, and 19-21 was spent in total isolation, just working out and only speaking with coworkers, but i fucking somehow stayed dedicated and kept telling myself it would get better if i remained patient and kept working hard, and it did. Godspeed, robochad.
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being told by my psychiatrist i'll never get socializing because im autistic
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>>25004752
holy shit i am sorry anon..if it makes you feel better, keep in mind that shes the only one that spoke up, had she not been there i bet no one else would have said anything. Most people ive met that are down for groupfucks arent exactly the picky types. Youll get another chance at sex, when ya least expect it. Just dont fucking pussy out like most of us would/do
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>I love that anon doesn't give a shit about the way he looks
BITCH I SPENT LIKE 3 HOURS COOKING UP THIS FIT
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>>25004024
>>25002300
kids need love
everybody does
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>>25005042
oh come on this has to be made up, or from when you are 12. maybe kids at my highschool were just mature but no one would pull that shit. i went to an artsy high school full of SJW's, and you literally would become a popular chad or stacey by being super nice and including/inviting all the robots and antisocial people to events, because then everybody liked you. everything was fucking backwards at that school. there were a few kids that just could not let go of their bullying ways from middle school, and now they were the ones being bullied and getting jumped at lunch, because everyone was either an SJW or whiteknight and would not tolerate bullying...robots should all be sent to that school lol.
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>>25005166
fuck yeah to the message behind that comic. every robot needs to handle it that way, outwards, not inwards.
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>>25003930
>>when I find out feel utter fucking rage that someone would do this to her

>extremely religious idiot
>goes against the Bible when having premarital sex
>decides to follow the Bible when she is actually pregnant
>not paying Chad's father 5 sheckles for getting her pregnant.
>implying that she didn't do this to herself
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>>25005415
trust me, hes probably telling the truth..i get accused of bullshit too. Truth be told, anonymous websites are not where people go to convince unhappy people they are successfull..more like facebook. Most of the stories you here about robots turned chads arent bullshit.

Source: Robot turned chad here who also is constantly accused of making up stories. Really, all you are doing is making him feel better about himself by telling him you think he is lying. Now you have validated the fact that he is successful, if its just so unbelievable to someone, youve proven that he is better than you, that where he is at today, is somewhere you cannot FATHOM to be at in the future. sorry man. reality is harsh.
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>>25005893
chads are cool

stacies are not cool

worst people on earth, spoiled fucking bitches with a superiority complex. i have no trouble believing that a stacy can call someone ugly offhanded to their faces and not care.
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>>25005925

I'm the guy who made those posts. I don't really think my story was so exceptional - I got bullied a lot, graduated, made some friends, worked hard, traveled, and started dating. That's really all there is to it.

I don't think a lot of people realize that threads like this can also be used for venting. Sometimes it's nice just to get something off your chest without the point being "I want to make /r9k/ feel bad." I don't think about it every day, but I do occasionally look back on how shitty middle and school were and take a moment to internally gloat on how I've done well for myself while the people who fucked with me day in and day out aren't doing shit and now want to be my friend.
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>>25005938
It actually takes work for a guy to become a chad. All women have to do to become a stacy is to be at least a 6/10 and spread their legs all the time.
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>>25005945
exactly. agreed. we might have lost our virginities, but it doesnt mean we forgot about where we came from, or that we just dont have to fucking deal with emotions like depression anymore. most of these threads are filled with robots using it like a diary. sometimes i want to vent too, or maybe even just share my story because writing is therapeautic, and while it would be fucking awesome if it inspired a robot to turn his life around, i know most people are just think the robot-turned-chad stories a lot of us post are bullshit. But fuck it, i will keep converting robots IRL. just do me a favor, and if you really are a former robot turned chad, do your fucking best to wingman anyone you see that looks like they are struggling with making friends. even just hanging out with someone can help get the snowball rolling for their self improvement, and in a selfish way, it will help you too. It helps validate that im going in the right direction with my ascension to chad-dom away from robolife, when i see that im actually capable of helping virgins get laid, and be the wingman that i wish i had had when i was young and depressed and lonely.
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>If anyone shot up the school it would be anon
>Anon don't kill me when you shoot up the school lol

Why do people think I am going to shoot up the school? I don't want to hurt anyone :v

People are assholes, I tell them to fuck off but they just keep saying it.
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>>25005969
thats not true. being a chad, at laest by r9k standards, doesnt mean you have to be ripped and wealthy etc. it doesnt take work to be a chad if you are born one. If you are a failed normie, or a robot, then yes it will take work. I know plenty of guys that are the farthest thing from the chad jock stereotype, hell i even know quiet awkward guys that dont talk but get laid here and there because girls will make the first move and do all the work for them, and they are too autistic to ever make a move but their good lucks get them laid. Although while we may consider them to be chads because our standards are so low, keep in mind that most real chads wouuld still consider that robot-tier even if he does have sex
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>>25005986
>run with the school shooter persona
>often quietly get mad and whisper things under your breath
>eventual people will be scared of you and begin to be nice to you so you don't "shoot up the school"
>???
>profit
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>be me in class
>wanted to know something about a classroom, i forget what
>try to ask a girl sitting next to me while also introducing myself
>"Excuse me, I'm anon, what's your name?"
>she says her name is Bell
>"Okay, How can I-"
>They call me 'Bell'
>They call me 'Stacey'
>They call me 'Jane'
>That's not my name
>That's not my name

>my fucking face when I got rolled by a stacy thundercunt
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>>25006028
It's weird because I am not a quiet kid. I talk to a lot of people and people seem to enjoy talking to me.

But if I am ever having a bad day, people straight up get fucking scared thinking I am gonna pull a glock out and blow their brains out.

>porque
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"come back"
"i miss you"

why do i have to be a beta autistic with no social skills
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>"anon? who is anon?" says the whole class
>after the teacher calls my name
>I had been studying with 90% of those people for at least 3 years
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>>24999525
>implying that isn't doing you a favor
Coal burners are mentally unstable.
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>>24999602
Should have just rejected her instead of walking away like an autist friendo
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>>25006102
"I would love to. I don't even know where to begin. Honestly, the past few years have been rough on me, and ive spent a lot of time isolating. Haha i almost feel like ive forgotten to socialize lol..but yeah, lets hang out soon, im glad you got ahold of me, i needed someone to help me snap out of this funk"

trust me dude...normies eat that shit up. I can't even tell you how much pity sex i've gotten from saying more or less exactly what i typed above, but some women love that. Just say what i told you to say, and soon you'll find some girl that sees the "potential" in you and wants to nurture you and "fix" you and help you out of your shell. Just a natural part of female instinct, probably the same reason little girls will do things like playing house or playing doctor or taking care of dolls/stuffed animals.
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>>24999525
at least you knew that beforehand man. Trust me, It's WAY better than fucking a girl and finding out from your friends a few days later that Jamall and half of the east side crips have been gangbanging her for weeks..no wonder she always had weed and said she never paid for it. I can never un-fuck that blacked pussy.
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>>25000917
>>25000874
Just curious, do you have any assumptions that you think are accurate as to why they would joke about you potentially being a pedofile..? thats just an insult that i have never heard tossed around in highschool, and we've heard a whole plethora of slurs..there must be something about you that comes off as creepy/rapey thats not just a normal common insult
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It hurts every time I buy something at the store and the girl at the counter doesn't even fucking look at me.

It hurts every time a girl rolls her eyes if I catch her eyes.

It hurts every time I realise girls think of me as less sexual than a table or a chair. It hurts to know that girls literally consider me nothing and totally worthless. They are annoyed I even exist.
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>>25006201
Have you ever considered sleeping with a prostitute to fill the physical void..? im in the same boat for uglyness, so i just have my unnattractive female friends where we actually have personalities that click and appreicate each others companionship. that takes care of the emotional needs, and then i just hire hookers to take care of my physical needs. I wish i didnt have to, but i just get depressed if i dont have sex at least once a month when i know chad is out there having sex 12 times a day, not fuckin year.
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>>25006112
please anon-pai dont tell me this happened in highschool...that would be beyond depressing, not to mention almost impossible with class sizes and proximity and forced interaction with each other/participating when the teacher calls on you.

please tell me this happened to you at a community college with large lecture style classes or something. dont feel bad about yourself if thats the case. Even chads can blend in and be overlooked in those classes, seen it happen personally
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>>25006227
Why not fuck your mutually ugly friends?
Like friends with benefits?
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>>25006239
lets i spent the best years of my life in terms of th e20's and late teens in prison
then out fucking complete strangers only to end up doing meth and fucking them then jail then a lonely alcoholic with his family around. still doing the alcohol and mostly alone except when i see my family. other than that i got no friends nor had any for yrs, kinda hoping it stays this way!
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>I don't have time to worry about your problems
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>>25006227
I've considered it but it wouldn't really fill any void for me. I'd rather just use my hand. I want to have sex with a normal girl. I want to fill the happiness that I know normies feel every day. I want a week where I don't consider if it would be better if I wasn't alive.

I don't mind scorn. I would like it actually. I would like it if girls told me I was ugly and they hated me because of it, instead of actually just thinking it but not telling me. I have never seen a girl look at me in public. Not even in disgust. They don't even look at me. I have an invisibility cloak to them. When I smile at the girl at the counter at the supermarket she is visibly annoyed but won't say it. She despises me with every thread of her being for deigning to smile at a pretty girl like her.
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because women like that tend to be insecure. It also really helps them to have male friends that are not just going to pump them and dump them, their self confidence and self esteem will improve when they see that I like hanging out with them for them, not for their body. I also know that if i was "friends with benefits" like you are suggesting,with ugly women, they would get emotionally attached and I would be stuck with either lying and pretending to care about them, before inevitably breaking their heart, or having to break it to them right then and there, and lose a close friend in the process. sex complicates things with friendships, youll learn that someday if you ever decide to take the friends with benefits route with one of your platonic female friends.
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>>25006262
huh? what? how is that relevant to what i said? did you reply to the wrong comment?
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>>25006284
trust me, dont smile at pretty girls. Im unattractive as well, and have only been able to have luck by acting like i am not interested in any pretty girl near me, just dismiss them and talk to them like i would talk to any of my male friends. Beautiful women are put off by this, and are not used to being treated like a fembot instead of a stacey. I once had two females arguing and competing to sleep with me. Two pretty girls, competing to sleep with one UGLY ass acne covered slob, while they can pick a chad from any of the locker rooms on campus. You fuck with their self esteem, you fuck with their head, you get in their pants. easypeasylemonsqueezy
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>>25006331
Im that guy that you hear stacey talking about. "UGH jessica and i got so wasted last night we both ended up flirting with some disgusting guy at the bar last night, i dont know what the fuck we were thinking, but jessica ended up going home with him". Thank god he asked her to go home with him instead of me, jessica is probably just now waking up and realizing that she slept with chewbacca last night
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>>25005893
It is from when I was 12-13. I was emotionally frail at that time. Almost anything would make me feel super depressed so when those things happened, I felt like complete shit. It took 4 years before I got any feelproof armor. Needless to say, I'm not a little pussy anymore.
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>>24999602
I don't even understand the concept of how you ask someone out, what exactly are you meant to say? Do you just walk up to someone and ask them to be your gf?
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>>25006331
>nd have only been able to have luck by acting like i am not interested in any pretty girl near me, just dismiss them and talk to them like i would talk to any of my male friends.

Ignoring girls, and talking to them like they're not special, is my default mode of action, mainly because it's what I do when I'm self conscious. I ignore them, they ignore me. I ask them a question, they answer as quickly as they can then go back to smiling and laughing with Chad. They know I'm attracted to them but the idea disgusts and irks them so they try not to think of it. They have real anger inside them that I exist at all and would talk to them.

It's actually really interesting. I have gone around public areas trying to make eye contact with girls, even for half a second, and have totally failed. They will NOT look at me. They have a sixth sense that I am near and will avert their eyes with an intense concentration. They don't look at my body, not my face, not my eyes. I am an invisible person, basically a physical item like a table they need to navigate, but nothing more than that.

I have talked to many women before and I can tell you the incredible condescension they feel towards me. They think "this ugly fuck probably thinks I'm attracted to him. I must try as HARD AS I POSSIBLY CAN to make it obvious I don't, but in a passive-aggressive way where no mean words are spoken."
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>>25000618
Why don't you just live up to their expectations, anon?
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>>25006358
Good, congrats anon, im glad you overcame your sensitivity and earned your feelproof kevlar.
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Me posing as my buddy on msn: Do you <3 anon?
fagot: EW NO, I would never like that thing
next month my cousin starts bragging about how she's best friends with him and how she bit his tongue and all that, I went on to be a sad bitter neet who hates everyone. She's still a greasy little rez rat who is gonna get knocked up because she thinks she's hot shit and god's gift to men, it's funny seeing how full of herself she is for lulz sometimes.
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>>25006399
I remember back in high school me and some guys used to ask girls out as practice for fun. It's really nervewrecking but you got used to it and felt good about it afterwards.

>mfw I asked 8 different girls to be my girlfriend in one night and one of them cried after saying 'no' because she really thought she must have hurt me and she actually had feelings for me but it was middle school so nobody was dating
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>>25006447
Oh and I'm pretty sure it was her posing as him on his MSN and that she was posing as him a few times talking to me, she hackd his account (when that was a thing) just to fuck with me, fucking bitch, no proof though bcause I didn't think to try to prove it or even blame her until last year. I'M OVER IT.
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>>25006399
no you ask them to grab coffee or something, while implying that it is very obvious that you dont give two fucks about coffee or about where or what you guys do exactly, all that matters to you is that it takes place with her, not anybody else. and no, you dont straight up ask a girl that you are not friends with to be your grlfriend. you ask her to lunch first, hang out a few times, become friends (this is called dating). after having sex a few times, it will either fizzle out, be a casual sex relationship, or option 3 and the most common result: one of you will want to take the relationship further and is not down to keep on having casual sex for risk of being hurt and getting attached, and if the other person is on board, a couple is formed.
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>>24997820
Holy shit thats soulcrushing
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>>25006456
>mfw some guy did this to 40 girls in one day, rejected by every single one
The thought was "if I do this enough, someone's going to say yes, hopefully. Eventually one of them has to say yes." And usually, one or two actually said they'd go on a date, but that poor fucker got 40 rejections in one day.
He was a good friend.
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>>25000874
Jesus fuck I thought nobody else knew this feel
WHY THE FUCK DID NORMIES ALWAYS SAY THIS TO ME
FUCK
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>>25006459
Asking them for coffee seems like an American thing, if I walked up to a random girl and did that she would tell me to go away or pull the tag on a rape alarm
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>>25006414
I understand how you feel and am sorry you get treated this way. But unfortunately, the only way out of that is through a fuck ton of motivation and hard work. You have to be willing to get so in shape, that your muscular arms will cause them to glance at you when they see you in their peripherals. Something must not look very attractive about your figure if they can decide you are extremely unnattractive, without even looking at your face.

Man up, put in some fucking work, and get laid. You cant be yourself. Yourself sucks. You need to be better than yourself, and that takes motivation, patience, and perseverance, a few traits that most robots lack. Dont end up a stereotype of this board and move on to be a wizard, while shouting REEEE at anyone on this board that claims they went from robot to robochad, just from a year or two of heavy dedication to improving physically, mentally, and financially.
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>>25006457
>IM OVER IT

he says after bothering to reply to his own post about the situation. But yeah,nah,this thread is just for venting, im glad youre over it and hope you really are and dont harbor any resentment towards a couple of useless immature people you dont need in your life.
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>>25004002
Yes stop being an autist
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>>25006485
Have you ever heard of Mr.Talented? I have no idea why he is not an r9k mascot/legend like Elliot Rodgers is (it's probably because he is black) but if you think getting rejected 40 times is bad, read this poor fuckers story unless you already saw him in the news/online


http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_28366402/attacks-asian-women-suspect-mr-talented-found-dead
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>you have to wait a while before reporting another post
This one hurts a lot.
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>>25006531
well fine, tea, beer, whatever the fuck. Did you even read my post? The point was to simply ask her out with you. You need to make it clear that you dont give a fuck what you guys do, because your intentions are just to get to know her and spend time with her. Suggest coffee as it is maybe something you enjoy, but in the same sentance, add that it can be beer/wine or a casual lunch, if she prefers that. Then she will get the hint that you are down to do whatever. where are you from, anon-pai?
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>>25006534
I am already trying to do that but have been hit by several roadblocks.

I think I will try and be content with being a virgin for my whole life.
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>>24999602
I know this exact feel.

>be me
>10
>lunch
>in the library
>group of popular kids playing truth or dare in the back
>i am chilling bymyself
>playing with a badass knight and castle set
>hear them all giggling
>2nd hottest girl taps my shoulder
>"wat?" without even looking at her
>"hey anon will you go out with me"
>i stop playing with my shit and turn and look at her
>i just blanking stare at her
>"Don't get your hopes up or anything it was just a dare."
>she runs off and they all burst out laughing
>I go back to my knights and castle
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>>25004428
Weird, I did all of that and not much changed
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>>25005986
I still never got this. If you're the guy who's most likely to shoot up the school then why are they fucking with you. I always laugh about school shootings (inb4 3edgy5me) because it always, ALWAYS goes like this:
>Chads and Stacies fuck with guy
>Guy slowly loses it
>Guy blows half of their friends away in a hail of gunfire
>"B-B-BUT HE WAS TREATED SO WELL I DUNNO WHY HE D-D-DID IT OH GOD!"

Like bitch get off the news we all know you treated him like shit. Even the normies who hate the shooter generally know that you people were fucking with him. If you ever made a school shooting joke towards him then you were LITERALLY asking for it.
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>I wish I only had one child, at least your sisters made something of her life
Fuck you too mum, you dead cunt.
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>>25006688
so thats just it..? younger than 25 I assume, and just giving up on life? cool man. congratulations. way to be the fuckin person you want to be. Roadblocks? what the fuck is your excuse? Im not going to bother wasting my time telling you how intensely bad my life was and how I turned it around and lost my virginity from getting ripped, youve already given up and no one can say anything to help you. youre not even willing to help yourself. But holy shit is that depressing to read. I hope not all robots are like you. I guess that's what seperates the foreveralone wizards from the potential failed normies/robochads, some of us accept defeat, some of us use defeat as our fuel.

Really curious about the roadblocks you have hit. They must be WAY worse than the roadblocks and excuses that i was facing when i was in your shoes, there must be some reason some of us, like you, give up hope, while some of us keep on moving and improving. I hope no other robots use the posts of people like you to continue the depression circlejerk, and make themselves feel less pathetic because at least other robots have the same mindset.

Pic related, something you will never experience, because of "roadblocks"..fucking pathetic excuses.
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>>25006158
thanks. i think you really helped me. i guess we'll see.
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>>24999602
>6th grade
>fat autist
>Abby, a cute blonde girl with freckles is in my class
>She is so dam pretty but I knew I didnt have a shot so I never spoke to her
>Told me friend about how I liked her, my only friend
>Mid way through the year she ended up calling me (I have no idea how she got my number) and asked me on a date
>Feel my heart drop and get nervous
>I could hear her friend, Nicole, laughing
>Realize its just a prank
>Start making jokes like "you paying? Cause I could eat a lot" but eventually just say no
>"Thank god! hahahaha!" Nicole is laughing too
>Hang up
>Lay in my bed for a couple minutes
>I never did anything to them and they just felt like finding out my phone number and doing some cruel shit to me for fun
>Realize as im typing this that my friends probably told them since I never told anyone else I liked Abby
>He might have even given them my number

At least im thin now.
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>>25007070
When did I say I was giving up on life?

I said I was giving up on women. They are not all that there is to life.
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>>25006555
>what is joke
ya no I'm not over being fucked around like that, I remember everyone who's ever tried to pull shit like that, probs why I never got to be their friend, Iwasn't a petty slutty immature douchebag who wanted to do drugs in grade 7 and hang with some alcoholic 25 year olds (and get raped? wowowow maybe it was for the better then) but still, they embarrassed me, I will never live down the shame
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>rejected by a single mom with 3 kids by 3 different dads
>decide to find a prostitute
>she's in her early 50's, thick MILF-ish body, meh face
>rejected by her too
>this all happens in the span of a week

>single moms and prostitutes don't even want anything to do with me

tapping out forever man fuck this shit
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>>25007189
oh ok i misinterpreted that. I still think its sad that youre just giving up on women. Of course they arent all that there is to life,but love and sex are beautiful and amazing things that all humans deserving of it should experience. Work hard, earn it, make yourself deserve it!
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>>25007346
This is a sad thing to hear, anon, knowing you went that deep into the abyss and got nothing out of it
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>>25007549
What's so amazing about them?
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>>24997820
>grow my hair out
>still lift
>bad social life, kind of /fit/ and QT, just clearly angry and depressed
>as my hair grows , one of my only friends says I look like a school shooter
>lol, he's just havin fun
>in gym
>walking cooldown lap after running a mile
>"I don't wanna talk to him"
>"why? he's got a nice ass"
>"he looks like the kind of kid that'll kill me in my sleep or like shoot up the school."
>turn my head just slightly
>"oh shit I think he heard"
>sprint rest of lap
>teacher makes me walk another cooldown cause he thinks I just finished running my mile
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>>25007142
No problem anon i hope my advice helps, be sure to make a thread and post results! just be cool and stay calm, believe it or not she might benervous about seeing you too
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>>25005166
The fat NEET is way happier than the miserable scientist obsessed with proving people who don't care the slightest about him wrong.
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>>25004678
>not asking if he wants to touch them since he looked at them and seeing him getting all flustered
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>>25007224
Fuck shame. Fuck pride. You are better than them and you know it. How can you let some inferior normies make you feel shame? stop helping them win.

pshh...you can never live down the same? get the fuck over it. It was the past. A lot of us got fucking bullied to hell and back. Move on and fucking forget about it, learn from it if you can, but harboring shame and resentment? ohplease,that attitude is the only joke im seeing
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>>25007629
Try to use your imagination, because its reallysomething impossible to describe. Having a woman in your life where you can totally be yourself, share any moment with, feel loved and cared for, and having a woman that you can be there for, that you can make happy and satisfy her every needs, its a beautiful feeling. I understand giving up.I've tried suicide, I've tried giving up on women, but today I am just grateful and proud of myself that I decided to end the pity party, and improve my life. I improved my life for my own happyness, ididnt do it to help me find love or sex. But it just happened, as a result of me finally being happy with myself. Women will know if you are happy with yourself or if you have given up, and no woman wants to invest her time and love in a man that cant return what she offers you.
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>>25007742
Sounds pretty good. I'd like to have that. But it's way too much work.

I will find other ways to get meaning in my life.
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>>25001025
I'd feel like the biggest asshole if I did this. Don't they have a conscience? That's being straight-up a bad person.
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>trying to sleep in english literature
>people gossiping as standard
>turn up music so i dont have to hear
>music stops for a moment between 1 song and another
>yeah anon's a freak, look at him, he'll probably shoot up the school haha
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>>25003930
>I wish that it was my kid that she had given birth to

Jesus christ anon next time you want to hit me with these feels tell me beforehand.
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>>25004678
I was the fat kid and then the fat teen and then the fat guy until I got my shit together senior year of college.

I've just come to realize I'm fucked for life. I don't even care, I embrace the autism.

Going out with a cutie right now, I am not even mad.
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>>25007793
way too much work? so is literally anything that will bring you meaning in life. When the right woman for YOU comes into your life, it wont be any work,itwill be effortless, thats how youll know its real love
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>>25004049
two little girls recently came up to me and didn't know whether I was a man or a woman, so they had to ask me.
It was cute but I don't know what to do with my hair now.
want to ram?
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>>25001025
>normie girls trying to stealthy takes pictures of me in public
Chad is that you?
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>>25004807
But are you happy inside?
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>>25006086
Normies can tell mentally ill people apart. It's like some primal instinct they have, I don't know how they do it.
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Holy shit, is it a north-american thing to be this cruel? This thread is fucked up. I'm scared of you guys now.
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>>25000874
>you know anon, you kind of look like a child molester
>haha yeah he kind of does
>dude calm down were just fucking with you
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>>25007687
wowowow thanks normie, I get it now. how could I have not seen it sooner?
lel
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>>25007571

And now I am the abyss.
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>>25005103
Only good post in here.
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>>25005777
>Shit talk someone to the ground
>Trust your safety to them
Why are cunts so stupid?
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>>25007909
Are you me? I'm going out with a 7/10 that's way out of my league and enjoying life somewhat. I am actively trying to lose weight though
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>>25007968
you're garbage human scum
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>>25008574
Am I you?
I'm going out with a 7/10 that's on the upper echelons of my leage and I don't even enjoy life. But yeah I'm trying to lose weight :3
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>>25007968
Yes it's too much work. Fuck all women.
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>>25005681
They liked you for your money. You're a boring shit person. Get over them and yourself and move on.
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>>25007742
>>25007968

Sorry kid, but that kind of "love" is not real. It's literally a fantasy. Infatuation at most.

You've been Disneyfied beyond repair.
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>>25004428
What are your thoughts on gaming and the internet? I feel like I'm addicted to both but can't stop for the life of me.
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>>25004428
>got ripped
>face is still 3/10
>I still look like a kid
>I now look like a kid on steroids
>also 5'9
You're a retard and your advice is shit because it doesn't apply here.
>unironically tells people to go to /fa/
If you're so retarded that you need 4chan to tell you how to dress maybe it's better for you to always be alone and not procreate.
>stop watching porn
Why ? This is reddit tier advice, b-b-but muh nofap, but it makes you lazy. No it doesn't. Fuck that shit, masturbation feels great and it's a physical need, I don't need random boners and sexual frustration.

You don't go from being a 3-4/10 to being a 7/10 if you lift, you're delusional. You probably were like a 6/10 before, that's why it happened.
Anyone that isn't horribly ugly isn't deserving of calling himself a robot, you will always be a failed normie.
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>>25008838
Not him, but I'll try to help you out ( I was once addicted too)


Internet can be a lot of help if you're looking into the right places. If you can't let go of it, use it to your own good. Learn something new, grab a few ebooks and howto basics, and apply them on your life. No one needs to know that you learned how to cook/change a flat tire/whatever else through the internet.


As for gaming, I started by boxing all my consoles/uninstalling steam. So if I really want to play something, I'll have to go through the hassle of setting up everything. It's weird, but it helps.
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>TOD 23:45
the doctor when my gf of 10 years and best friend since I was 8 died in the hospital.

Not even joking... I was "normal" once, but not since then. Nothing matters since then.
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>oh wow, Anon can talk!
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>>25008029
had the same thing happen to me lol
>"hello sir.. or ma'am.."
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>>25009157
yup
ads231
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After telling my psychiatrist all my issues and the weird things I do he looked down sighed and said well "You're certainly one of the most unique brains I've ever seen"
It just drove the nail home that I'm forever fucked
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>>25009495
l CAN SING!!!!
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>>25006764
what's the source of the gif
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>Your voice is awful why do you even talk
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I actually had a girl reject me when I asked her to homecoming because she didn't like the theme of the dance.
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>>24997820
>Get out! Get the fuck out of my house, anon. You have been a hindrance since your mother and I had you. You've given back zero percent to this family. You are a worthless human... You think you could steal 10 bucks from your mother's purse and get away with it? Well, guess what? You're wrong. Now, get the fuck out of my house.

I h8 my dad.
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>anon you smell like you need to be wearing deoderant.
>you smell like that all the time. we just wanted you to know that
> t. my "friend's" mom

>mfw I was wearing deoderant for years and other people picked on me for putting on too much in the locker room after gym class. Hairy armpits and bad diet.
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>>24997820
What possesses people to say these things?
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>you ruined my life, I should have aborted you
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>>24997820
>"You were our guinea pig child."
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>>25004002
Post supposed to make sense was that?
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>>25005166
>You can use anger as a motivation to do things

Great meme
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>>24999602
that happened to me too and i did the same thing
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>>24997820
>he was much bigger than you and it hurt
Drunk ex referring to her rapist who attacked her while we were together
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>>25004807

>dating a girl who's making close to six figures
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>>25006598
>You must wait longer before deleting your post

EVERYONE CAN SEE THE MISTAKES
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>I used to think you were really cool but then I got to know you.
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>>24999263
Same. I kiss with girls alot, but they never want more from me. Happened 6 times now in a row now that the girl I started to like ditched me like some days later. Hurts so fucking much, I was happier when I didn't get any girls.
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>be me 12 years old
>fatfuck but somehow was the clown of the class
>teachers change me from class because they thought i was "too smart" from my current one
>new classmates are literally 3 years older than me
>get picked on at how short and fat i was
>still hung out with old friends after school
>they slowly started to leave me behind because i just wasnt in their class anymore
>had to move from school since my grades got worse after the class change
>turned into a shy, silent kid and lost pretty much all my confidence

And thats how teachers ruined my childhood.
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>>25004428
>your face gets more angular (cheekbones, jawline etc)

This is not true by any means. I was down to 10-12% bf at one point, but my face still looks like the stay puft marshmallowman. I mean, yes, it did help me with a lot of other things, like confidence and not becoming a fat piece of shit, but it really didn't help where it was most needed
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>>25010874
that's kinda fucked
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>>25003930
Dumb bitch got what she deserved. Had life on easy mode and still fucked it up.
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>>25004024
>>They say they are going on a ski trip and will decide and call back when they return
>>They never call back

What fucking assholes.
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>>24997820
>You're so nice anon, I would never want to hurt you
>You were the mistake anon, here's 100$
>What are you talking about anon? Here's my problems that are inane but are infinitely more important than yours!

I just want someone to talk to that won't instantly make it about them. Being the clown is exhausting.
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>anon, I just don't see myself marrying you
And that marked the end of my only relationship
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>>25000874
>not laughing along with her and saying 'hahaha and who would you be? A prostitute? Haha don't worry it's just a joke'
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>be autistic fat shit all the way to college
>sophomore year start losing weight but still chubby
>meet qt3.14 with short hair, normie, gray eyes, fell for her instantly
>tried my best to talk to her but it was hard since I never had sex or a gf
>goes sucessfull and we talk throughout the whole semester
>walk with her to class, hang out before hand, she saves seats for me, always my partner, take pics and put them on snapchat, looks at me and smiles, she did all the shit a gf would basically do
>end of the semester comes
>figure I would still talk to her when its done
>semester ends and I barely see her
>talk to her roommate
>find out she had a bf all along
>find out she told them she found it disgusting how I liked her
>find out she would laugh at the thought of ever dating me

Girls are fucking shits man. I liked her so much, and to find that out just hurt me. I saw her recently and she tried to be all friendly since I am actually skinnier now, but all I could think of was what her roommate told me.
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>>25000874
>LOL I bet you watch the most messed up porn bro xD
>Haha you look just like a school shooter!!
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I met this girl on a vacation once when I was like 17. She was nice and cute and I liked her but I knew nothing would happen but I liked talking to her. I got her number before I left and we texted for a few days. I was not creepy, obsessive, double texting, anything like that. Just normal conversation I thought. She had her friend text me and tell me that she had died in a helicopter crash (She had told me she was going on one)

I cried hard, it just freaked me out, knowing I had just talked to her. Turns out though, it was just a lie because she thought I was annoying and wanted me to stop texting her. That was definitely the moment I realized what my life would be like.
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>dropped out of college
>attractive
>never had sex or a boyfriend
>work part time but never really talk to anyone
>no goals or aspirations
>just play video games and sulk all day with my cats
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>>25012692
That picture is brilliant. Would have loved to have heard what she said after she noticed the guy taking it.
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>>25013643
You sound boring
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>I'd still like to take you out, let me know when you're free :)

>Sun, Mar 15, 8:03 PM
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>>24997820

>You're gonna grow up to be so handsome. There will be girls literally lining up outside your door to ask you out

grandma

>...Uh, don't worry son. I was short when I was your age, you'll have a growth spurt

Chad dad

>This is why I was always so angry at your grandma and mother. They kept saying these lies to you and making you think you were amazing and giving you false expectations. That's just cruel.

Dad again

>You'll never get laid

Said right to my face in high school
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>>25011079
I do that.
I've been the best wagecuck at all of my jobs because of rage.
Helps to build a resume I guess.
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>all these people joking about being a school shooter
>two kids actually said I told them I would shoot up the school
>principal searches me, finds nothing (duh)
>suspended anyway
Nothing will destroy your ability to trust others as much as people lying to hurt you, and authority carrying out their hate.
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>>25008138
American here.

Our society is down right vicious and it doesn't get better.
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I arranged a date with some girl from OKCupid today.

First she told me she couldn't last saturday.
Then she told me she was moving 3 states away so we could only go out a couple times.
And now I'm returning from crossing the city in bus and subway after getting stood up because "she forgot".

Women are a meme, lads.
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>Im sorry. it'l be another six weeks Anon
i lived 2 and a half years in 6 week increments in a wheelchair
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Threads like this make me hate people.
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>>25012692
people gave me the most respect because they thought i might shoot up the school
>niggers holding doors for you
>noone messes with you at lunch
feels pretty nice man
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>>25010352
This is a most certainly underr8ed post.
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>stubbing my toe
>popping pimples
>paper cuts
>tripping and falling
>rinsing my mouth out with mouthwash
>accidentally aspirating a solid or liquid
>taking a really big poop
>sleeping with too many or too few pillows
>when my cats "accidentally" scratch me
>splinters
>when the shower is too hot
>nicking myself when shaving
>pulling my wiener too hard
>hangover headaches
>not being loved
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>>25015051

things i wish happened: the post
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>>25015152
Oh and I forgot two
>lifting heavy objects
>being judged
that about covers it I think
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>Grandmother asked me how many girlfriends I have
>Not just "do you have a girlfriend"
>say 0
>she's surprised
>82 year old lady thinks I'm a Chad

I must be such a disappointment to her
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>>25000000
just wanna see what this sick get is
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>I have found someone else
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>>25015433
>telling the truth to your grandma
You deserve to be a robot desu
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>>24999222
At least you got nice digits, man. Check those trips before you wreck those trips.
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>>24999263
Me when I worked at Walmart. All the 30+ women said this
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>>25011618
Fuck off back to where you came from Chad
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>>25004428
>I don't know if I'm chad, but I lost my virginity 2 years ago
Then you're a Chad
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>>25007909
>I'm fucked for life. I don't even care, I embrace the autism.
>Going out with a cutie right now
Wut
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>>25004630
>true response is true.
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>>25016084
Those two things do not contradict each other in the slightest.
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>>25009342
/thread>>25000618
Why not reply "before I got to know you you looked like you'd die in a school shooting"
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>>24997820
I'm ashamed to carry the title of deadhead now. The one woman I've ever truly loved decided that literally Jamal was a better option than me. I've been trying to drown it out with the dead, but I've basically just ruined my favorite band.
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>have crush on cute girl in highschool
>one night she calls me while I'm playing video games
>"umm why are you calling me?"
>she sounds really disappointed and hangs up

tfw when you're too autistic to understand that someone likes you back
now that chance is lost forever
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