even using ruler as makeshift shoehorn. halp t b h
loosen the laces you mong
Nice Lems, faggot. Why is everyone buying Lems these days
Have you tried unlacing it, you fucking moron?
>>24997628
healthy feets is happy feets you hopeless shithead
>>24997627
>>24997630
okay will try and report back
>>24997599
r u a girl senpai?
>>24997699
ys.
wtf man boots so weird. gonna spend years of my life unlacig and relacing these things. i kinda hate complicated shoes.
anyway i got them on thx for help
>>24997759
>women are so dumb they need men to tell them how to put on shoes
are my jeans supposed to go inside the boot? this is weird af i hate fashion
>>24997793
Need to wear a skirt if you wanna be daria
this is the most desperate thing i've seen a roastie do for attention in a while and that's saying something
>>24997680
>healthy feets is happy feets you hopeless shithead
I mean I have some too but I notice niggas wearing them shits around campus now
>>24997864
i'm not cool enough to be daria i just didn't want to get my socks so wet in the snow anymore.
>>24997908
go fuck yourself imo
>>24997930
future podiatrists
those dont look very waterproof senpai
Why wont my foot go in a shoe thats still tied? man boots are so complicated XDDD
>tfw no cowboy boot gf
>>24998047
what a hottie
>>24997961
more waterprood than my normalshoes. i've never been good at shoes. decided a little late this winter that i was gonna buy season appropriate shoes and they ended up being daria boots.
>>24998047
so the jeans do go inside the boots? idk how this is gonna work with scrubs for work
>>24998100
google image search: boots and scrubs
>>24998154
that looks fucking terrible. maybe i don't like boots?
>>24998100
>more
>waterproof
na
>>24998175
Wear normal shoes then, holy shit.
>>>/fa/
>>24998179
except ya.
>>24998233
then what the fuck did i buy these for? hope i can get scrubs around the outside but i really doubt it. maybe if i bought some guy scrubs. ugh
>>24997628
>Lems
How come I've never heard of these before?
These are exactly the kinds of boots I've been looking for.
>>24998321
stop complaining and tuck in your fucking pants
thanks
>>24998477
hey i spent a lot of money on these boots and i'm poor af. i have a right to complain.
guess these have to be boots for not going to work. can probably change shoes there like some others do but damn so much hassle. oh well. do you think they look bad in my jeans?
hang on maybe i can picture
EAGERLY AWAITING MORE FEET/SOCKS/BOOTS PICS
WILL MASTURBATE TO ANY AND ALL
UPSET THAT THEY ARE NOT SWEATY, AND ARE IN FACT NEW
STILL ENTHUSIASTIC THOUGH
Put your foot inside a plastic bag and try, not even joking, just try it.
>>24998100
>so the jeans do go inside the boots?
No, no they don't.
Look up "boot blousing".
>tfw just took millions of pictures of new boots and don't like any of them
also I think these are like 1 size too big fuck
>>24999032
K now take a picture with jeans on the outside
>>24997599
those are nice boots anon
>>24999032
Untuck your pants, you retard,
>>24999138
Looks pretty good actually.
>>24999032
post bottoms
post insidespost socks
>tfw dirty as fuck ground
don't judge me please im just so fucking lazy
had to stretch them to get around boot? p sure jeans don't go over boots and you guys are just fucking with me
>>24999032
>>24999269
hmmmmmm i guess it should be tucked in unless you have 'boot cut' jeans
>>24999269
Show a pic standing up, we can't tell with you aiming down at a ridiculous angle.
>>24999346
Also, probably this.
pants inside look better
not sure why you want to see old dirty socks (plz dont be foot fetish)
>>24998154
Is she a nice girl?
>>24999498
whoever asked it obviously is a foot fetish guy
>>24999498
>old dirty socks
>plz dont be foot fetish
I'm sorryPlease post the bottoms also so I can complete my transcendence to the ethereal plane
>>24999498
Nice hard wood.And I don't mean the floor.
>>24999498
those socks look cute, but are they comfy?
>>24999498
>plz dont be foot fetish
oh shut up, you knew what you were doing
>>24999577
i can't wear "normal" socks anymore. make toes feel constricted and horrible.
toe socks 4 lyfe
this is without insole. it's pretty thick and I need it for these
>>24999677
>tfwywnbti
jdimsa
>>24999577
>better post something incredibly banal so a girl responds to me
>>24999641
this isn't about foot fetish fuck off
>>24999677
get a bleeding nose and post pic
>>24999540
>>24999542
fucking foot fetishists
>>24999677
please take this exact pic but with a different pair.one you've worn a lot.
>>24999767
WE CANNOT BE STOPPED
>>24999498
Cute, now remove em slut
textless posts not allowed
Plus extra text to be sure
now i think i should vacuum holy christ
i already asked you not to make fun of dirty floor so you cant
>>24999833
are you living easy yet?
>>24999877
no. probably never will desu
life so hard :(
>>24999833
>tfw not that floor
>>24999833
can you please post bleeding nose
and this concludes my thread about my new daria shoes? i hope you liked it
>>24999965
i cannot. apologies~
>>25000018
>and this concludes my thread
No, come back.
>>25000018
2/10, only sustained by fetish pandering. 21 unique posters and half of them in the first 10 posts calling you an attention whore.
Pathetic.
If your boots are a size too big how come you have trouble getting them on?
>>25000055
because shes a dumb cunt and didn't know she had to loosen the laces...
>>25000051
fuck you i gave you good thread that will hopefully make you better at buying good shoes. lems are badass btw best shoes ever (at least my normalshoes).
>>25000055
it's not the neck part that's too big. once foot is in boot there's a little too much room between toes and front part of shoe. you know what i mean. i could press it down. i'd take a pic if it didn't take 3 weeks to get one on again
>>25000090
>she
>she
wew
>>25000189
pretty sure girls aren't allowed on fa. and this isnt soc i'm not a camwhore fuck you
>>25000167
Nobody cares. Fuck off you attention seeking whore. Make a proper thread if you want attention so bad
>>25000229
you should become a camwhore for r9k, p-plz
>>24999269
boot cut go over otherwise they should either go inside or you can cuff them and have them kind of sit on top
how have you never worn boots before
>>25000189
Because
>newfags don't lurk at fucking all and post their inane dribble on any board, regardless of the actual discussion matter
and
>moderators are equally incompetent and do not enforce posting quality
To sum it up.
>>25000285
>proper thread
like what, crying about how mean girls are and guys who try at life have it easy? r9k is shitboard you're lucky i decided to post here desu
>>25000298
no.
>>25000317
i had boots when i was a kid but not really since. not sure why, but now i'm better with these. problem solved!
>>25000090
ehehehehehehee
>>24999032
looks really cute
>tfw no gf
>>25000395
Kill yourself you fat attention whore.
Fuckin crazy bitch, stay off my board
>>25000229
the only board that wants girls with dicks is /lgbt/. and, yes, you are a camwhore. i would explain how you are a camwhore, but i realize it's not really worth my time to explain anything to a camwhore, because most of the time, a camwhore won't understand anything you have to say.
>>25000441
hey thanks! maybe i should only reply to nice posts. bought these when lems was having their "black friday" sale. haven't tried these out but highly recommend their eclipse 2 shoes. especially in the blue color
Wool socks. Pic for example
>>25000654
SWEATY
W
E
A
T
Y
>>25000654
wow that looks amazing. wonder if they make toe socks like this lol
>>24997599
i like making these threads 4 attention too
>>24999498
cthu, that toe is a goddamn hammer. Look like you visited wam bam island and back with them dogs.
>>25000772
They are pretty ugly feet but we have to take what we can get here faggot.
>>25000720
You could just buy regular wool socks and cut them at the foot. Lol
>>25000850
>Lol
cut yourself at the wrist
>>25000772
my toe is big? that's LITERALLY something i've never once thought about until now. are you trying to make me feel self-conscious about the size of my big toe? that toe has served me well and i love it no matter what size it is.
you're mean and that's kind of sad.
>>25000812
hey shut up. my feet aren't ugly. you saw one picture and it probably wasn't the best but still.
>>25000850
you are a genius.
>>25000812
But faam they look like they went and took a beating from frazier. You see that big toe? Bih went and let it swell like a grape. She been dropping bricks on her feet fuck you mean?
I lowkey want to punch her ankles for some reason.**
>>25000878Check out the cankles and bunion too
10:1 they're fucked
>>25000877
see
>>25000878
>**
I'm negging like I see black twitter does because i'm insecure about my erection.Why is the toe that big tho?It's confusing me and this isn't even my fetish.
my feet are normal. honestly cankles? fucking no.
let's see your feet imo.
>>25000975
>honestly cankles? fucking no.
lmfao nonexistent ankles having bitch
maximum denial
>>25000975
>let's see your feet imo.
Just 4 u bb.
Pics for pics?
>>25001050
You actually have healthier feet than a girl.
Girls are supposed to have cute feet and guys aren't supposed to care. And your ugly fucking troll feet are actually better than hers.
What the fuck is it with the women on this board?
>>25000975
you do have cankles. i looked at the pictures again, just to make sure, and i noticed it once it was pointed out. i don't see any definition from your ankle bone popping out at all.
tbqhfam the cankles make quite a bit of sense. the reason you had a hard time putting on your shoes in the first place is because you have fat feet. because you have fat feet, your skin kind of just swallows your ankle whole.
>>25000975
>my feet are normal
That's an understatement^That's a compliment
>>25001050
your feet look normal too and your carpet is much cleaner than mine. i don't want to post pics people are going to find weird imperfections in my feet and also that's weird. posting feet i mean. is weird.
>>25001081
his feet are fine, but what makes them better than mine?
>>24997599
>>24999498
>>24999833
>proto-bunion forming
>fat ham foot
>low/fallen arch
>big meaty monster toes
>poorly maintained nails showing through sock
>second toe longer than big
>inelegant haphazardly splayed out toes in resting/standing position
Expert here. I'm gonna have to go ahead and advise OP to kill herself.
Or lost weight. Try that first.
>tfw 4chan makes you feel weirdly sad about your feet
wtf guys. who even thinks about this shit? so glad i don't and probably won't ever again.
>>25001113
his feet are better than yours because of the bone structure and definition. although he suffers from having too fat of a big toe and having the index toe longer than the big toe (two things you also suffer from) we can actually see the definition of his ankle.
it also looks like your index toe and middle toe are webbed together, which is a huge turn off. though that could just be the way the sock looks on your foot, but it's clear he doesn't have webbed toes
Ask yourself one question anons.
Do you have feet?
Then you dont belong here.
>>25001113
>his feet are fine, but what makes them better than mine?
So my feet are just "fine" to you? I mean just look at this beautiful specimen.
I'm starting to get convinced that you actually do have cankles like the other Anons said after I went back and looked at your pic.
>>25001236
Guh, the dark foot fetishists. They analyze everyone feet regardless of gender.A foot nazi.
>>25001240
>that well-defined ankle
>properly aligned toes
Masculine, yet aesthetic.
>>25001260
Fuck off Cossack with your low standards.
>>25001281
post the perfect feet
>>25001188
okay this is going too far. my nails are maintained just fine. and splayed toes are a GOOD thing! that's part of the reason i buy fucking lems, is to use my toes like they're meant to be used. notice how the toe box on boots is bigger than normal shoe? lets me toes move around and kinda grab onto things (sole super flexible, can fold it up)
idk about cankles. always thought they were just for fat people but there's all kinda of insecure girls talking about theirs from google search.
>>25001281
Big talk sprechin foot. If german didn't have so much non ascii your ass would be grass, Bunyon blitzkrieg.
Desert boots are best boots.
>>25001327
Shh shh it's joke. Your feet are nice. They're just lashing out because you haven't described a smell.
>>25001327
>splayed toes are a GOOD thing!
Are these your prints, you weird fucking prehistoric chimp?
Let me talk to your ankles. I know they're in there somewhere. Maybe we can save them.
>>25001425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raE4AAkYmFE
thinking of buying some but fuck that price :/
>>25001425
Mildly splayed toes are good though.
Bunions are some fucked up shit.
>>25001469
her bunion could still be fixed but she's an idiot so she'll let it get worse
>>25001425
i think she wants splayed toes because it looks like her index and middle toe are webbed together.
i'm starting to really dislike this thread. my feet are fine and i shouldn't have posted them at all, except IN the boots.
>>25001566
Agreed, and preferably leave them in there forever, if you can manage to squeeze them in.
>>25001566
>my feet are fine
You said it. Not us.
>>25001605
i'm not wearing boots to bed. you're crazy.
>>25001629
okay please stop :/
feet are NOT sexy. nor are they meant to be. my feet look like normal feet and they're functional and healthy. that's all they are
foot fetish stuff is something i'll never understand. feet are kind of gross in general.
>>25001699
>someone with gross feet thinks feet are gross
"boobs are so overrated!!"
-- chestlet
>>25001699
no, gross feet are gross, but not all feet are gross feet. just so happens your feet are gross.
>>25001714
>>25001749
it's not even funny anymore, so you can stop now.
>>25001777
Cool trips.
Better post tits or get the fuck out of here
i bet if i posted my boobs they'd find faults with them, too.
>>25001834
one thing to remember is that every part of you is flawed and, that, thankfully, people will only do this about your physical appearance and not your personality, because if you had a personality, you wouldn't need to camwhore in the first place.
>>25001902
still not a camwhore.
>>25001834
There's only one way to find out.
You still owe me 2 pics btw.
See
>>25001050
>>25001240
>>25001942
Nah, the socks need to stay. My why boner need not be altered.
>>25001942
no more pics! i'm not a camwhore and you people are fucking mean lol
>>25001988
They are only being honest with you.
>>25001988
>>25001933
>>25001777
All these gets.And you won't give.
Really though teasing women about shit I was aroused by was something I missed out on in life. You happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>25001988
What about just for me?
It'll be fun.I might even buy some Lems and show them to you.
>>25001699
>>25001566
Damn it goes on. Didn't notice. This is a sign I accept will not be capitalized on.
and we're back to being creepy i guess. fucking internet.
Wow. This is still going? Bunch of weird fucks.
This thread epitomizes how girls post on /r9k/ and why they can't be part of male social groups
Only way they know how to contribute is by declaring they are a girl and tantalizing the few men pathetic enough to give them attention
Absolutely zero content, just attention whoring and camwhoring but 150 repliesI hate my gender
>>25002106
>>25002098
>>25002066
Don't generalize, most of them were blatantly flaming her.
I'll own up to the bait.
>>25002066
>>25002106
I'm not actually a foot fag though.
I'm just pretending. I swear.
I do want some Lems though. Shoes with heels are shit.
>>25002155post your feet
blox.
>>25002106
i didn't even say i was a girl until someone asked. really it shouldn't even matter for a thread about boots.
>>25002155
yes please buy lems. your future self would thank you maybe. i really recommend the eclipse 2 as i said before.
You foot fags are the most beta, disgusting faggots on the planet, next to legitimate c(u)cks of course.
Op, your shoes look pretty cool and they look best when worn with your jeans tucked inside them. Don't take fashion advice from these autists.
>>24997599
>>24998100
>>24999677
>>24999833
>>25000877
>>25001566
>>25001699
>>25001777
>>25001933
>>25001988
>>25002066
All these wasted gets...checked
>>25002248
lol that's pretty great.
>>25002186
>yes please buy lems
Where'd you get them and what'd you pay for yours? Off their website?
I was thinking about getting pic related because I'm a semi-/out/ fag and the left boot of my current pair is darkened with motor oil after the dipstick on my motorcycle came loose and blew oil all over my bike, pants, and boots.
>>25002295
oh and the other two were me too! just on phone for pics
>>25002314
let me check online receipt. yeah was through website.
Subtotal: $115.00
Discount: $28.75
Shipping: $9.95
Sales Tax: $0.00
Total: $96.20
this was their black friday sale. so will be $125 now i bet :/
>>25002248
Only 22 get in this thread and you skip me?Okay...
>>25002380
gets are kinda dumb anyway desu.
![09876452].png](https://i.imgur.com/9r87sFK.png "09876452].png")
>>25002428
Pulling my leg aren't ya.
Check this.
>>25002176
I already did, scroll up.btw I'm a guy
>>25002358
I c.
I wonder how water resistant they are. My current leather boots soak up water like a sponge.
>>25002428
Shit wrong way.
>>25002506
not pulling your leg. there's a high chance of getting a "get" because there are so many of them. and it's literally just a post counter. someone's gonna get those numbers.
>>25002514
my guess is not very. lems are designed around being light and flexible, so they're probably worse than your leather shoes maybe. still, i would go with these over most other shoes. extra room for toes, zero drop etc.
another good brand to consider would be vivo barefoot
>>25002538
Forgot one
if i were rich and cool enough for fancy boots i'd buy these
http://www.vivobarefoot.com/us/womens/ella-ladies?colour=Camel
>>25002611
What is this wizardry??
>>25002663
>tfw #poorfaglyfe
>>25002781
i'm right there with you, man :(
anyway it's past my bedtime. it's been interesting r9k. you're creepy and mean but mostly alright. i'm glad no one mentioned how dirty my carpet is.
we'll probably never talk again~
>>25002839
StayDon't go
>>25002863
K we can talk in bed. First I gotta do face stuff and teeth stuff tho
>>25002899
before you go to bed please post feetplease
>>25002863
Okay I'm in bed now
>>25003051
And I'm going to go heat up some leftover grits and sausage that I had for supper earlier.
Do you like grits?
>>25003050
Omfg. I'm asking honestly, what is it with you guys and feet? Feet are among the least sexy parts of people. If you want sexy weird girlparts why not shoulder blades?
>>25003078
I don't eat grains
>>25003092
It's a fetish, man. Can't explain that shit.
>>25003092
>shoulder blades
Interesting choice
>>25003092
Only truly weirdfucks like feet, everyone else is pretending.
>>25003106
DROPT
What do you even eat?
>>25003051
What are you wearing? Beside toe socks.
>>25003130
Everyone can appreciate a good pair of shoulder blades on a sexy girl :)
>>25003139
Lot of grass fed beef, vegetables, fruit, eggs, etc. bought a huge wild caught mahi mahi fillet the other day
>>25003184
Besides the toe socks? That only leaves my nipple tassels and badass pirate eyepatch. And a retainer
>>25003139
Actually feet are one of the normiest fetishes in existance
>>25003196
>Lot of grass fed beef
>fish
No wonder you're poor.
It's all about that pork and chicken life.
Would you pic related? I just made the eggs.
>>24999498
lewd socks OP.
>>25003255
Sausage overly processed and full of bad things besides, eggs likely cooked in unstable oil and corn mash stuff? No thank you.
Gotta take care of yourself man.
>>25003280
If you like these you should see my blue ones. They're pretty much the same but blue instead, and a little thicker for added warmth. So fucking lewd man
>>25003255
bless up
>>25003292
This is the food of my Southern ancestors, you bigot. I'm minorly offended.
>Sausage overly processed and full of bad things besides
Maybe the MSG, but it doesn't have nitrates so it can't be that bad, right?
>unstable oil
It was peanut oil. Is that bad?
>>25003369
GRITS PRIDE
OP, what's your Skype username?
>>25003414
Is that a glove or something? Added sugar too. And I'm highly sensitive to MSG :/
I bet your ancestors were fat and died of heart disease, no offense. Peanut oil isn't something I'd eat, but at least it's not canola or "vegetable". Dunno why you'd cook eggs in anything other than grass-fed butter but w/e
I bet you use antiperspirant too
>>25003464
I can't even remember.
Op is a man. I can tell by the feet.
>>Source: I'm a shoe salesman
>>25003494
>I bet your ancestors were fat and died of heart disease
They weren't though. My great grandfather and his wife were both skinny. He died of skin cancer at 88 or so, and she lived to 98 I think. Only passed away like 2 years ago.
When we were kids my mom would take us over there every Sunday and we'd eat her from-scratch cooking. All the holidays too. RIP
>Dunno why you'd cook eggs in anything other than grass-fed butter but w/e
I was experimenting.
>I bet you use antiperspirant too
I normally do, but in the past and when I go hunting I use a baking soda+water solution and smear a light coat of peanut oil over it.
It works.
>Is that a glove or something?
Proper motorcycle glove to prevent pic related from happening again.
>>25003658
Home cooked food is usually better for you, even with all the flour and such. Sorry about your grandparents.
Ouch that looks bad :(
Hunting and baking soda. You seem like a sensible guy except for the motorcycle thing and foot fetish and unhealthy eating habits. We could probably be friends, in another lifetime or something.
>>24997599
But robot, you don't even go outside.
>>25003796
Sure I do :)
Not original
>>25003769
>Home cooked food is usually better for you
I cook like 95% of everything I eat from scratch, but all the andouille sausage will probably catch up with me one day though.
>except for the motorcycle thing
1 major wreck(wasn't my fault) that I walked away from in 3~ years, that's not too bad, right? I bought another one less than a month after totaling my first, before I was even healed enough to ride again.
>unhealthy eating habits
They're not THAT bad. Tell me you wouldn't eat this.
hey roastie, get the fucking hell off r9k right the fuck now
you smug whore, you came here for attention and thats it. you slutty cunt, i hope you get raped, you roastie bitch
>>25003796
Why would they need boots?
>>25003864
>mfw people that don't work in trades wear boots to look cool
>mfw they'll always be autistic to my friends and I
>mfw other trade laborers will always make fun of this
>>25003106
that explains your fat ass cankles and poor health. ugly feet and nasty cunt
>>25004038
City people are just weird, dude. All there is to it. From thumbing through the thread it looks like OP is some sort of autistic nurse or something. I don't know why she thinks boots and scrubs look good but eh, city people.
>>25004055
>City people are just weird
Well, you're not wrong.
>>24997599
Just watched the 1st season of Daria, I doubt you are are cool as she was.
