>Be me.
>Vacation with my dad.
>Going from Cincy to DC.
>Driving for a while on long windy mountain roads.
>Shits gettin boring.
>Oh wait, whats that?
>A baby deer!
>The cutest motherfucker is crossing the street.
>We slow down to let the lil guy pass.
>No other cars, so no worries. He's safely across.
>Oh holy shit, he's adorable. We cant take our eyes off him. The most interesting thing we've seen in hours.
>I glance back towards the front if the car for a second.
>A second too late.
>"LOOK OUT!"
>Too late.
>We hit his brother.
And that's how you start a shitty vacation.
Please, share your vacation stories too.
Bump for fun story time.
>Invited to go with my friend and his family on a beach tour
>End up spending time with his aunt and kind of hitting it off
>While everyone went inside a Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, she ducked out saying she had a headache and buzzed me to join her
>Blew me in her car in time to join everyone at the exit
I kind of wanted to see the museum though.
>>24998265
I think that's sorta worth missing the museum. Is the aunt a qt? And did your friend ever find out?Did he believe it, or not?
>>24998376
Well it wasn't the only time we fooled around during the vacation so part of me wonders if I could have seen the museum and still gotten action later anyway. She was attractive though yeah, little older and kind thick but not fat. Great tits. I have no idea if my friend ever found out though he'd probably punch my teeth out if he did.
>>24998530
Did you get any more than a blowie?
>>24998815
Oh yeah we fucked a few times. Twice in a hotel, once in her car on a ferry, and once outside at one of the lighthouses. She was pretty horny and once I was on the same page she acted really provocative. I'm honestly surprised we didn't get caught especially the last time. At least I don't think we got caught, if anyone knew I never found out.
Cmon, anyone else got some stories?
One more bump please. I would like some storytime.
>be 8 years old
>family was always big that in summer we would camp for a month all around the U.S.
>this summer we go to north carolina, and hike to a spot with natural waterfalls, and a swimming pit. known to be a decent tourist spot
>3 mile hike later we get there and there not too many people, it's really pretty
>time to eat lunch, mom pulls out pb&j, my favorite
> leaning on side of a big rock and watching this guy trying to climb this 15 foot waterfall with his daughter watching below
>I touched it earlier and noticed there was a lot of slippery algae, think he better be careful
>he gets 12 feet up and slips and falls directly on his head. head cracks wide open
>the daughter starts screaming uncontrollably and breaks down
>I walk over and see his brains on the rocks
>parents pull me back
>the mom comes back from the bathroom which is a little ways up
>she starts screaming and breaks down
>I just went back to eating my pb&j while my mom consoled the daughter and mom
>TL;DR I saw a guy die ten feet in front of me
>>25001329
I almost fucked myself jumping off a waterfall in costa rica
slipped as I took off and barely made it far enough to clear the rocks, my brother told me my ass I cleared it by millimeters. It was probably only like an 8 or 9 foot jump and I think I would have survived, but probably paralyzed or something
I've been a pussy ass nigga ever since
>>25001731
Yeah they can be slippery as hell.
I got another one that happened when i was 15
>this time where camping west coast
>go to oregon shore, they have these big ass boulders that are a few hundred feet high, more like mini mountains.
>coming from florida i never get to rock climb
>Parents walk down one way on the beach and i go the opposite direction to one of the boulders
>start climbing, it's pretty steep, so take it slow. Eventually make it to the top and parents are yelling for me
> they see me and tell me to get down, we have to go
> Uh-oh, realize I can't really get down, it's too steep going back down, and can't see where to place my feet
> Parents freaking out, tell me to find a way down
> make my way down a little bit, but the only way to make it across safely, is to jump this crevice onto another part of the boulder below.
>imagine pic related but without the rock in the middle and jumping from right to left
>If i don't make it I'll fall into spiked rocks and huge surf below and die
>parents tell me not to do it, theyre calling the coast guard to rescue me
>now a crowd starts to form because my moms crying and my dads screaming at me
>no way im getting hellicoptered out like a pussy with all these people watching, i'd rather die.
>go for the jump with all my might, literally feel time go in slow mo, hear my mom screaming. Make the jump pretty easy
>when i get down my dad beats the shit out of me in front of everyone, and my mom acually peed a little from being so scared
>my punishment was i couldn't talk or eat for a day, and no one could acknowledge me, because i had to pretend to be dead so i know what it would be like.
