>in class on my phone
>10/10 goddess waifu oneitis asks if i have food out of nowhere
>tell normie sister about this
>she says she was probably looking for an excuse to talk to me
What do you think robots?
I'm not even ugly either. Girls have said I'm cute and have even grabbed my ass and shit.
I think you're a fag and that this isn't a very interesting topic for a thread
>inb4 REEEEEEEEEE
>inb4 fuck off normie
>>24996985
let her fuck you with a strap on
>>24996985
MINEYCRAFTA
>>24997020
s-sorry
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>>24996985
>not keeping a bag of Cheetos on you at all times in preparation for a situation such as this
you dug your own grave, OP. please be better prepared next time this happens (if it even happens at all)
nice reference to motherfucker mike from AVGN.
I really like his videos
>>24997681
lol I just came across that pic a while ago and started laughing my ass off.
>>24996985
Your sister is probably delusional. My mom swears girls are "checking me out" when I know they couldn't possibly find me attractive. They might judge my looks because I'm tall but I'mchubby so they likely aren't actually interested. That girl just wanted to mooch off you.
>>24997416
I'm probably gonna bring a box of oreos or something.
