Why haven't you sucked a cock in 2015?
By some miraculous disposition I was able to arch my back to the extent where I got the tip of my dick in my mouth. So, I have.
>>24995985
>current year
>>>/lgbt/
What if I have sucked a cock in 2015?
>>24996526
Then you should describe it in great detail.
>>24996605
>Early 2015
>College
>Meet some random guy on tinder
>He looks like shit, dresses like shit, and has the stereotypical gay voice
>Shrug it off
>Go back to his place and proceed to get baked out of our minds
>He begins cuddling me, stoned enough to find it enjoyable
>Start getting intimate
>Dick sucking commences
>He cums in like 10 minutes
>He asks me if I'm into watersports
>Niggawut
>I had met him like 2 hours ago
>Say no, carry on with fucking
>On all sorts of antidepressants that kill my sex drive, can't get off, I'm rock hard, but can't get off
>He's trying everything in the book to make me cum
>Ask him to tie me up and blindfold me
>This goes on for like 2 hours
>Eventually the weed wears off and I realize what the fuck I'm doing
>Still tied up and blindfolded
>Ask to be released
>Spend the entire 20 minute ride back to my dorm in complete silence
>Never speak to him again
the way time passes these days i'm not even sure if i sucked a dick in 2015 or if that was still 2014 or 2013 or something.
>>24995985
>You will never suck a big, fat cock
It's awful. At least I can purchase a dildo
>>24996814
>I smoked weed and did the homosex
>>24995985
i suck my girlfriends cock everyday though
>>24996899
I'm afraid of getting a dildo. The idea of an ever-ready cock to fill you up for hours sounds like something one could get unhealthily attached to.
>>24997435
A toy could never be a replacement for a real, hard, throbbing cock.
>>24996814
goddamn this is one of the funniest things ive read in weeks
>>24997435
>>24997479
>this
Practice with a dildo anyway it's fun.
>mfw a cute 19yo twink just asked me out
>I said yes and now we're going to meet in a mall tomorrow
W-what do I do? I've never been with a dude before...He's not bad looking and is alright to be around but still. This whole thing is new to me.
I did, under the stall in college restroom..
Because I'm not some AIDS faggot.
>>24999262
just bee yourself and fuck that boypussy or at least feed him your cummies.
>>24999262
You get the fuck off my board normie.
>>24999262
remembers that guy's bodies are hard and stinky and gtfo before it's too late
>>24995985
>tfw actually homosexual
>still can't find bf
>>24995985
Why do I have to live in a world where futa don't exist? I'd give it all up to have a dominating futa gf.
i have though.
multiple
somewhere between 4-7
i dont exactly remember them all as i was high as a gourd so i dont know if i exactly sucked it or just had it hanging around near my face
>>24999449
I sort of know that feel. I really enjoy being alone though
>Tfw I really only want a bf 10% of the time and want to be alone the other 90%
>>24999494
Life would be better if I just had a futa's dick in my mouth. I want a mistress futa to own me.
>>24999427
Itll probably be some time before that.
>>24999429
Nah
>>24999446
But I'm lonely as fuck. It's either this or nothing.
>>24999580
But then I see some really nice boy on campus and it makes me feel lonely ;_;
AND HE'S PROBABLY STRAIGHT!
I WANT SOMEONE TO BE MY LITTLE SPOON!
>>24995985
I can't get off to guys and dicks are gross. A qt twink sucking me off would be fine by me though.
>>24999446
the "hardness" of male bodies is something that always gets me. When I touch and hug girls it's like they don't exist. So soft and unreal. But when I mess with trannies they're bodies still tend to be hard to the touch, even when they aren't that buff. They can be heavy, too. Like their bones are made of cement. It's wiggy, man.
>>24999580
>TFW bisexual but only attracted to people I know well
>TFW only interested in close friends
>TFW they're all straight
>>24999494
If you can save up $2000k go spend a week in Pattaya. Easy peasy. Or maybe just san fran.
>>24999614
One day my friend, one day they'll be able to make us brains in a vat where we can control our own universe.
>>24999805
how do you know you arent already a brain in a vat and just havent learned to control your universe?
>>24999803
LADYBOYS
are not
FUTA
okay
>>24999837
Obviously there is no way to know, so why bother pondering it?
>>24999628
It's never gonna happen. Just get used to being a virgin like me.
>tfw just ordered my dildo
>tfw smooth sailing
As long as I don't lose my self control and rush to craigslist for any cock I can find. I should be fine
>>24999890
>tfw live at home
>can't hide dildo anywhere
Life is truly suffering
>>24999847
what about intersex people
they exist
like one in a million probably more for that particular type of intersex person
but still
there is a chance
Oh look its time for another circlejerk gay thread on r9k.
