Any good Omegle stories? Just spent an hour on there and it's filled with bots. I used to have some nice conversations.
waiting for that fat black guy to kill himself desu
sid/david is a fucking dick hes a cheating scumbag i hope he dies xoxo-kiki
Really though. Anything?
ill get on if someone can confirm my gf is on
>>24995389
she is
trust me, I wouldn't lie to you
>>24995389
post her picture. that summons them
>>24995433
THE OG GF
>>24995473
Amber?
>Do dirty roleplays on omegle from time to time
>Pretend to be a girl literally every time
>If I have to describe myself, I usually describe myself as my dream girl, sometimes using the names of crushes as an alias
>Guys proceed to go along with all my fucked up fetishes 90% of the time just because they think I have a vagina.
>They probably stick with me even after they cum
>Half the time they say it's the best roleplay they've ever done on there.
All I fucking have to do is convince them that I'm a halfway decent looking girl and I can make them write fucked up fetishized smut pandering specifically to me.
>>24994998
Yeah man, today an anon taught me how to use a 1970's Hewlett Packard Network Analyzer to test coaxial radio cables. Cool shit senpai.
>>24995816
I do this too. I wonder if we've talked...
>go to camera section
>everybody skips you immediately
>those that don't skip are autists that just stare and don't say anything
>everybody else is masturbating
why do people use this
>>24995983
Depends on what sort of fetishes you have, senpai.
>>24996067
>>24995816
what tags do you use?
>>24995145
no one will ever love you kiki :^)
>>24996305
yeah u dont think i know tjat already!!!!why else do u think i am trying to killmyself lol ????
>>24996111
Usually has to do with spanking.
>>24996324
ddlg?
>>24996321
if you really wanted to die it takes one google to tie a noose and hang yourself in your closet.
you love acting like a victim. and i love watching you in pain. puke your dinner up for me tonight sweetheart
>>24996370
Yep, right on the money.
>>24996400
i just did dont worry lol !!!!!!!!!1111i want someone tokill me honestly thats why im turning to a life of borderline prostitution!!!! im letting my body go to waste for drinks n drugs! im pathetic!!!!!lol
>>24996511
Am I missing something here?
I remember when Omegle first started having the cam feature and you could stream manycam videos of chads on their webcams and trick girls into thinking it was you. I had a lot of success early on because girls didn't know those fake vids were even a possibility so they would be naive and show tits or even masturbate. Now - even though I've figured out how to get past the "simulated webcam" warning - they're a lot more cautious and my success rate is like maybe 1%.
>>24995816
>Go on the video and pretend to be a girl to get guys to stroke their dicks
I'm not even gay
I do this from time to time
>Go on video mode
>Try to find the most flattering angle/lighting
>Take my dick out and masturbate slowly so it doesn't really look like I'm doing it but I still stay hard, keep it our of view
>Make small talk with any cute girl
>Put dick in view of camera, good angles make it look huge
>They watch me jerk off/put on a show for me while I cum
takes a long time to find a girl who doesn't just disconnect when I whip my dick out though. The reactions are almost worth the time I put into it
>>24998253
Are there ANY girls on the 18+ video thing?
>>24998416
I have more success on the "monitored" section but the 18+ "unmonitored" section is mostly just dicks
Sometimes though there are girls, but I feel like they're more picky cause the ratio is even lower in that section
>>24998481
Huh, Unmonitored is a legit thing? I assumed it was just a link to a pron site or something fake. Didn't think there actually was a 18+ omegle.
>>24998481
You're not supposed to have your dick out on the unmonitored section, anon
>>24998253
post dick pls
>original comment
>tfw no kiki gf
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN FOREVERRRRRR
>>24998929
she's legit retarded m8
>>24998049
Only text mode. If I could actually look like a girl, you guys would be fapping to me anyhow.
Are you guys all in text mode I can't find anyone in video.
>>24999302
I mean that's what I did.
ayywhatsgoodyall.exe
>>25000264
Why did you kek Kiki mang?
Not that I care what that cunt gets :^)
>>25000413
she messaged my dad, prolly was the last drop for me.
>>25000490
Hahaha holy shit why
>>25000531
it just was a very unreal scene dog,
