Who where /wagekek/
Found a job that I dont have to expose people to my autism. I drive around a metropark making sure no one's breaking in 40 hours a week.
Literally the easiest job I've ever had
that sounds pretty great actually
do you live in a big city? is there any possibility of danger? or is it smooth sailing for sure, brobot
isn't it illegal to have sirens and that "emergency 911" thing if you're not actually a cop?
>>24995094
No fuck no. Small city, all white suburbs. No possible way, I sleep half the time anyway in the car
>>24995147
How can you tell it has sirens? Its not my car, but yes you can have yellow lights and a pa/siren
>>24995246
awesome, good find!
what do you do during a shift, usually?
>>24995268
awesome
>tfw will never get a black crown vic with lights/sirens and use it to troll the shit out of people
>>24995341
I do drive around and do my job but I usually don't even leave the car. Just watch videos on my phone and lurk. Sometimes take a nap then move my car and take another quick nap
>>24995377
Sounds like it'd be a good job for someone like me. I just want to be alone.I was diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder.
