>just got first ever tinder match
>pic related
Wat do?
Message her
Say hi? She may not even respond desu so just do it.
>>24994564
Say what?
>>24994573
Hmm... then what if she says hi back? Then what do I say? And should I really start with just 'hi'? idk how to talk to people
And what if she ends up liking me and wanting to meet irl? I can't do that, idk how to interact with people irl.
she's pretty ugly
ask about her day
>>24994531
What does my name rhyme with? Don't think too hard
>Chinjaa
>Chin-jaa
>Chinjaa the ninja?
>"I know what your name rhymes with..."
>"what?"
>"A British person saying "ginger""
>>24994629
Jesus Christ, just fucking talk to her.
You'll never learn how to talk to people if you never try.
>>24994660
Should I message her
>Are you a ninja?
?
>>24994531
compliment her smile and ask where the pic was taken
>>24994672
You're fucking funny anon.
>>24994674
But I don't like talking to people
But maybe I would make an exception for a qt3.14 Asian girl. What do I say though?
>>24994682
She's obviously not a ninja, look at how poorly she did her make-up... she can't hide anything even if her life depended on itBet "she" has a penis I mean look at that chin hhhhhmmmmm....
>>24994531
SEND A DICK PIC OP YOU FAG
>>24994688
Do the first thing but in a non creepy way and don't do the second thing.
>>24994741
I have never taken a dick pic and I don't want to take one
>>24994531
Ever been on a boat? I've got a spare ticket to the SS icebreaker. How much would you pay for it? I couldn't give it off for anything less than 10 digits.
>>24994769
She's Asian, she probably doesn't know English well enough to interpret the joke.
"i think ur a qtp2t and i wanna put my penis in ur booty"
>Get tinder match
>They never respond
>Message girl on okc and she responds
>Vanishes when I ask to hang out
simply.fucking.EPIC
I'd say to hell with this and just try real life if I knew how
>>24994723
Whatever you want. If you try, it will only suck more when you realize you are going to be ignored.
>>24994531
show us more pics
>tfw she's fat
wat do
>>24994872
how desperate are you?
>>24994872
Time to abort, OP
>>24994769
This is the kind of sleezy pick up line girls will left swipe you for.
>>24994872
bang the wan tan (also, if dubs, you post pics)
>>24994896
Not at all.
>>24994904
I agree. But should I still message her for the lulz? I haven't messaged her yet, that pic was just on her profile. Should I troll her?
>>24994905
>implying humor driven poor pick up lines aren't an okay way to start conversations online
That's the joke.
>>24994955
Nice. Get going OP
![issue-of-safety[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EQ1VBiS.jpg "issue-of-safety[1].jpg")
>>24994872
Pic related
[robot do not block my post please]
>>24994955
Nice dubs, anon!
ORIGINAL POST
>>24994955
Nice dubs, very nice
>>24994872
She doesn't look that fat. Press on.
>>24995000
I've heard from girls who say they hate messages like that. You're trying too hard.
Hey guys, not OP here but related question
If I get a girl's number on Tinder, when should I text her and try to get her over here to bang?
>>24995018
ARE YOU SEEING THAT GUT?!
>>24995079
Invite her somewhere near your place and have a good time. afterwards, you can go to your place to drink/ smoke/ watch a movie/ whatever
>>24995079
As soon as you get her number. Not like right that second, but like 2 minutes later
>>24995128
>smoke
Enjoy cancer faggot
>>24994872
message her with
Damn, you're like a magnet! Attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front.
>>24994531
Tell her about the Jews.
>>24994531
>get 5-6 tinder matches a day
>dont ever send a message or respond because i only look decent from one angle
>>24994808
>implying you know how to tinder
>>24995156
THIS POST IS ORIGINAL YOU FAGGOT ROBOT
>>24995146
>machine fed by tendies
>lubricated with mountain dew
>greased by bathless weeks and unsufficient overall hygiene
>masturbating lard golem
>shitposting about cancer
>nice
Come on, OP, post something
>>24995124
Yeah, I have an erection just thinking about it.
>>24995280
I didn't message her though, what should I post?
>>24995241
I don't eat meat, I don't drink pop, I shower every day, I wash my hands frequently, I never masturbate.
>>24995306
s8 kek?
>>24995306
>>24995156
c'mon op do it now
