Like I promised, I'm back. To all the fucking SJWs and normie shitters who tried to ruin my plan yesterday: fuck you I win. My so-called "straight" cousin will not be bothering me anymore.
To recap last thread:
>my obviously closeted teenage cousin got himself an obvious dyke beard yet would not stop gloating in my face about it or give me a moment of peace or silence whenever i saw him
>i ask for advice on how to get him to fuck off
>redditors and tumblrshits start insulting me for homophobia
>i leave to watch some of my favorite tv shows
>they start trying to dox me
I came back to the thread at about 6:30 am here on the West Coast. I find out that the normieshits have tweeted my cousin and are trying to find my Facebook account (they of course fail because you cannot be competent at technology while being a sjw faglord and because I'm not a fucking normie with a real facebook).
Anyway,
>i realize that i'm completely fucked if he sees my phone thanks to all the underage /b/nigger white knight faggot that infest this board
>casually dally into my aunts house at 7, tell her i want pancakes
>she's of course up to it because she's a good person unlike her fag son
>tell he i'll go wake him up while she's doing baking shit
>slither into his room as quietly as possible, trying not to wake him
>he stays asleep because i'm a fucking god and he's a fat little gay nerd
>swipe his phone
>he hasn't seen the cancer tweets
>wake him up pretending im just there to get him up for school
>tells me he had a long makeout session with his "feminine gf" and that he'll probably fuck her tonight
>want to strangle him
>he gets sent off to retard school while i enjoy delicious pancakes with my favorite aunt while daydreaming about life returning to normal
>>24994160
/r9k/ has been filled with a lot of faggot white knights lately..
I don't care which one in that pic he is. If he's going to be gay, at least tell him to get higher standards and improve his own appearance. would not hold eye contact with either
>>24994160
Sorry that happened lad, /r9k/ isn't like it used to be.
I've never been to Reddit and I'm not a sjw but Jesus fuck who cares if he's gay?
Do you really spend that much time thinking about your cousin taking a cock up the ass?
>>24994303
this. why should you care? it's not like you're a female trying to fuck him or something
now, if he became some crazy fat trap like Stefonknee, that would be the time to exclude him from your life
>>24994160
Jesus Christ, you 31 year old fucking autist, will you just shut the fuck up? You're going to make ANOTHER thread about this stupid fucking bullshit? Why don't you get a fucking job, you fucking dumb faggot, Jesus fucking God damned Christ.
>autism the thread
Other than the obvious reposted edited picture, best OC I've seen a while.
Wow anon, you certainly saved your ass.
Unless you got access to Mary's phone too and deleted all of my tweets to her, and messages on Google Plus, I'd say you're still pretty fucked.
For those who don't know, we only tried to fuck with OP because he is
>31 years old and living in his aunt's shed
>his little cousin got a gf and is obviously gay
>he is so buttmad that his cousin has a gf that he makes a thread on here posting tons of pictures of them and asking how he can break them up
>people want to fuck with him because he is a faggot who is making everything about him
He's literally tumblr tier. It's not about white knighting and "protecting" his faggot cousin or the faggot gf. It's about exposing OP for what a tumblr girl he is that every single thing in every single person's life has to be about him.
>>24994303
>>24994355
>>24994394
the normies have arrived
>>24994160
>thank my aunt for breakfast and proceed to phase two
>try to climb up to his second story window and enter his room through the window
>accidentally fall and possible sprain an ankle
>decide to go through front door instead
>pray aunt doesnt hear me
>god be on my side, she's gone back to sleep
>sneak up to his room and start going through his computer
>search history reveals tranny gangbangs and other fag shit
>heart FUCKING LEAPS
>copy it to my usb drive and almost skip back to my house
>know things will finally be normal again, if not better than normal
>catch some shuteye
>wake up to a phone blown up with shit like pic related thanks to tweets from white knights to his "gf"
>>24994278
Yeah, I'm definitely thinking of finding a new Ch. after this thread.
>>24994303
Jesus fucking Christ I've had enough with you types, the problem is that he's a fucking obvious homo who disrespectfully talks up his "straight" relationship to me.
>>24994426
>31 year old autist living in a shed
So he's a robot, big surprise
>>24994430
If this shit becomes a meme, I swear to God, I will shoot up a Magic tournament.
>>24994303
>>24994355
>abooboo
Hes clearly being a huge faggot about having a "gf" and its pissing op off
Plus look at that pic, thats not the kiss of a couple who are actually a couple
>Their mouths aren't even touching
>hes kissing her chin
Honestly i side with op fully, this kid should fuck off and come out
I'm not homophobic but seriously if you are gay just be gay, dont pretend to be straight
too long i didnt read this shitty thread
>>24994426
ah, now it all makes sense, he's a stormfront/wizardchan tier neckbearded faggot
>>24994449
dude, just fuck off . you are the right wing equivalent of a tumblrtard, getting triggered at anyone who has fun in a way you don't approve of. help out your poor aunt and cousin by hanging yourself in your c uck shed
>>24994449
>tell him we'll talk when he gets home, get some food then go back to sleep
>wake up again to pounding on my door
>he asks me why the fuck im posting pics of him and his "girlfriend" online
>i tell him i know he's gay and have proof because of his search history and that if he every fucking speaks to me without being spoken to first i will show my aunt
>he looks like he's about to hit me
>feel a tinge of worry
>but he's a pussy so he just shuffles out of my house with his head down
>HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM SINCE
>usually he comes over to harass me and talk about his day
It feels pretty great knowing I won't have to listen to his incessant bragging any more, and that I fucking outsmarted all the shitters on this board.
>>24994455
I'll have you know it's a rather spacious two-bed-roomed guest house. I bet you'd prefer to live in it over your shitty detroit studio, tumblrshitter.
>>24994426
She obviously knows, you fucking retarded underage nigger. It just doesn't matter because I got to Dalton and ousted him as a fag before he got to his mommy and ousted me as a shitposter.
>>24994524
that's just an underage faggot being an underage faggot, he'll grow out of it. OP on the other hand, will never grow out of his uselessness and severe mental retardation
>>24994303
>>24994355
>>24994394
>>24994426
TUMBLR AND REDDIT GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
GOD FUCKING DAMN LIKE WHY ARE YOU WHITE NIGHT FAGGOTS HERE
GO BACK TO YOUR RESPECTIVE SHIT HOLE WEBSITES AND STAY OFF MY BOARD
So you stole his phone? There's other ways to get on twitter you know. You're just sorta fucked at this point.
>>24994634
>my
Shit, Hiro is mad guys. We should go what he says.
>>24994634
How is it whiteknighting? I don't give a shit about the little cousin taking dick. I just don't understand why it makes OP so mad
>>24994630
>op will never grow out of his uselessnes and mental retardation
Wow way to paint yourself as reddit scum
Go back to reddit you fag god damn
>>24994634
lol have you ever seen any of my posts? my dislike of Tumblr tier people is all I talk about. OP actually has more in common with them than with most robots
>>24994524
>>24994449
The problem is that OP can easily shut
>TUMBLR! REDDIT!
at people who don't agree, and he'll be listened to because he's trying "expose" a gay kid.
In reality the situation is that people are trying to expose a gay 31 year old for being a Tumblr girl who must have the spotlight at all times.
I don't see how it is white knighting when I couldn't care less about the gay cousin or dyke gf, it's about OP and his untold levels of faggotry.
>>24994634
>WHY WONT YOU BE MY ARMY RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>TUMBLREDDITORS LEAVE SO MY ARMY MAY RISE!!!!!
>>24994160
>>24994449
>>24994627
Top fucking kek. Fuck that gay little shit and fuck those normies and reddit sjw's in this thread.
You're doing god's work anon, I'm proud of you.
>>24994693
Been on this board for about 6 years now and haven't seen your posts once bubby
I've never seen so many people sperg out in one place in my entire life.
>>24994768
>using a shitty edit of this image
Fuck off
>>24994637
I didn't care about him seeing my shit. I just didn't want him talking to my aunt before I found proof that he was gay. Please pay attention.
>>24994637
I'm not fucked at all, you idiot. I've now got definite blackmail against him in the form of tranny porn from his computer and he will probably never talk to me again. I fucking won.
>>24994753
Thanks, anon. It really warms my heart to see some comradeship on /r9k/ in these trying times.
>>24994796
>being so jelly of my image
I'm proud of you OP for shutting your smug, faggot of a cousin up. Ignore all the Tumblr/Reddit users. They're just here to shitpost. They thought they shut you down but you came back with a vengeance. Now all they can do is bitch and moan.
>>24994828
>I invaded his privacy and posted evidence I did it on the internet! I won guys!!!
>>24994828
So whats your plan for when he tells his aunt that you're blackmailing him?
>>24994888
This. OP, what do you hope to accomplish? Because all you're going to do is make yourself look like an asshole and alienate yourself even more
>>24994888
So what? What are you going to do, tell my aunt? If she sees this thread she learns he's a fag and will kick him out.
>>24994877
It feels great man.
>>24994910
He won't because she doesn't tolerate faggots.
>>24994910
Well, his cousin is going to have to explain the gay porn and tranny shit.
>>24994828
Don't let the sjw and reddit scum fuck with you
They dont belong here and they need to know it more than they do
Youre doing honorable work to be left alone op, i support you
badass OP.
If you're leaving I wanna leave too. Where are you going? Wizchan is full of people from reddit and other places who have never even browsed 4chan before and they're difficult to get along with. Tohno chan is full of elitist otaku.
I'm sick of retarded normie scum though, I want to leave 4chan behind.
>>24994926
So you plan on blowing yourself up along with him? Or did you just want him to leave you alone, and was incapable of using your words?
You should blackmail him into sucking your dick next. Then he'll be really gay!
The only reason some people here are defending his cousin is because they are the same age and a faggot just like him. They should go back to /b/ and their trap threads.
>>24994979
This
Special snowflakes have taken up nesting in /b/ and once theyre bored they're gonna head here and try to take over
>>24994634
I live by collecting cans and off of food stamps and disability, I've never even talked to a woman who wasn't my mother, and I live in a trailer. I'm eating a cold can of beenee weenees right now. I don't leave unless it's to buy food, beer, and cigarettes. Talk to me when you know what it's like to be a real robot.
What some people here don't understand is that OP's life is already miserable. He's already low in life, if not rock-bottom, and he doesn't give a fuck what happens to others, including family.
>his family will alienate him for what he's done
OP probably isn't even that close to his family
>His cousin was only bragging which is natural for his age
OP is probably a perm-virgin with no chance at getting laid. The fact that a younger family member is flaunting and pushing it on his face only adds extreme insult to injury.
>But he's being a homophobe!
True, and? OP doesn't care. If he has to ruin his cousin's life by getting him kicked out and alienated from his family to make him stop annoying him then he will (and has done) do it.
>>24994959
I've tried telling him that I don't give a shit about his life but he won't let up. What happened today was really due to him pulling my last straw of patience with all his shit.
>>24994947
Not sure yet.
Why does his faggotry make your autism flare up so badly OP? I've yet to see you explain why any of this matters
>>24995072
What board do you think you are fucking on, retard? Go back to Reddit to complain about it. OP wanted shit done and he got shit done. More than I could probably do.
>To all the fucking SJWs and normie shitters who tried to ruin my plan yesterday: fuck you I win
>redditors and tumblrshits start insulting me for homophobia
>(they of course fail because you cannot be competent at technology while being a sjw faglord and because I'm not a fucking normie with a real facebook).
Seems like they won at making you ass angry
>>24995132
>DIS IS MUH BORED! GET OUTTA MUH SAFE SPACE!
>>24995095
OP was sick of his shit so he pulled some wild ass machiavelli ninja shit snuck through the window like Solid Snake.
Don't fuck with NEETs or AUTISTS because we'll fuck you up normie and that aint no joke
>>24994755
>Been on this board for about 6 years now
oboyamilaffin.png
>reddit actually tried to Dox a NEET
so pathetic
>>24995068
My entire lifehas been a facade that i made so people wouldn't know im dead inside
Ive tired killing myself and failed
My mother had conric pain for the entire she was in my life so i never shiwed any pain or sadness so she would care about herself, when she died i was such a husk uses to not showing or feeling emotion that at first i felt nothing and then because of that i felt even emptier
Ive been ignored by people my whole life
All i do is go here to feel like theres more people who are emepty husks and dead inside like myself but with month people keep ruining this place
Come crying to me when you know what being a real robot is
>>24994755
He's the long haired faggot who posts his pictures all the time. You've probably seen him holding a drink, because he thinks he's cool for drinking, something literally everyone 21+ does all the time.
This from the last thread. I became very disappointed with this board because of it. Must be because all the kids are getting out of school since it's going to be Christmas soon. We are suppose to dox if it causes drama on both sides, not to "protect" anybody.
>>24994449
>try to climb up to his second story window and enter his room through the window
>accidentally fall and possible sprain an ankle
>decide to go through front door instead
This autism is literally off the scale
>>24995132
Are you illiterate?
Are you not capable of reading?
I'm explaining why OP did what he did.
You got really upset over nothing, Anon.
>>24995225
4chan has been full of kids for the past 3-4 years.
>>24995216
My mom beat me until I was big enough to defend myself and then got me arrested for defending myself and kicked me out. At least your mom loved you. I've never had a single human being love me.
I let my trailer get infested with cockroaches, so I don't feel so alone.
>>24995255
I just didn't know we'd attract the Reddit kids.
>>24995177
OP is a 31 year old man who is this angry over his gay teenage cousin. Let that sink in for a bit.
>>24995177
>machiavelli ninja shit snuck through the window like Solid Snake.
That is the most interesting sentence I've read today.
And dubs to boot. You are just a sexual tyrannasuarous.
>>24995274
I guess OP is traditional.
The OP did have a goal and prove to be resourceful. That is more than most of us desu
>>24995095
I think I just have a low tolerance for bullshit and his blatant lying about his sexuality for what seemed like fucking hours every day really set me off.
>>24995137
Stay assblasted that I won, buttmucher.
>>24995225
Yeah, I was really disappointed when I saw that too. Not really surprised, though. The boards been going to shit for what seems like at least the last year.
>>24995228
Well, I'm not a delinquent criminal so I don't have much experience scaling houses.
OP is jealous that his little cousin found a girlfriend while he's a 31 year old loser living in his aunt's shed lol.
I'm right wing, I hate niggers, rap music, sjw faggots but I hate autistic neckbeard losers even more.
Top lad, OP. Ignore the beta kuckolds attacking you and keep smashing the kucktriarchy.
>>24995218
Thought he died
I never went in his threads because hes a gay edglord
And i use the catalog to find threads because im /efficient/ so thats why ive never seen his tripfag
>>24994195
>>24994278
ikr
r9k is infested with normshits
>>24994303
>>24994355
>>24994394
>>24994426
>>24994455
>>24994462
>>24994524
well would you look at that must hurt hm?
>>24995272
reddit has been leaking into 4chan ever since memes became mainstream.
And thanks to boards like /v/ and /pol/ leaking, they themselves became conduits to the normieweb. We all make fun of /b/ now and pretend we've never been there, but that's because /b/ is old hat. We live in Neo-4chan now and we don't even know it.
>>24995274
His cousin sounds like an annoying little prick if you learned to read faggot.
>>24994160
Doing God's work son, that'll teach him for choosing a perverted lifestyle.
>>24994160
Can I get a link to the reddit thread?
>>24995350
It wasn't this bad last month. What happened?
>>24995294
>>24995274
>>24995228
>>24995154
>>24995095
>>24995072
hm what does she mean by this?
>>24995312
Oh but see you literally just said you dont belong on this board
>>24995350
>>24995387
Is that a monster from Silent Hill?
>caring at all
you realize you can just ask him to leave you alone, right?
kick his ass, even. no blackmail was needed for any of this.
>>24995362
what does this remind you of?
>>24995372
its been like this ever since pepe became mainstream then all the normies thought they could get in on all that comedy gold if they had only come to r9k and spam their shit ad nauseum
>>24995415
>>24995423
seems like you guys are from reddit
what do you think of this meme?
>>24995311
>>24995137
Only further proving my point, buddy.
wewest of lads
>>24994160
You should show him and his boyfriend brother as well as all the SJW's some of ben garrison's early pieces of work back when he used the pseudonym A. Wyatt Mann
>>24995415
If you ARE mentally healthy you shouldn't be on /r9k/.
The captcha for /r9k/ should ask for a picture of your anti-depressant medication or something, getting sick of these normies without diagnosed mental diseases posting on here.
>>24995399
>muh secret wizard club house.
No matter what OP does, he will always lose, he's a 31 year old loser living in a shed, let that sink in for a sec.
His cousin might be a faggot or not, it might be a lie to fool you idiots but the fact is, he's jealous of his cousin getting a girlfriend instead of growing the fuck up, getting a job, and moving out of his aunt's shed.
>>24995311
OP what was on the previous thread so I can try to find it in the archive? sounds like a great story.
>>24995413
Harlequin ichthyosis, a gene mutation that causes your skin to grow an excessive amount of keratin (the outer layer of skin)
>>24995493
Why are you even posting on here normie? go away, nobody likes you or appreciates your shitty normalfag opinions here.
>>24995493
i think that this is really interesting
This is one of those situations where both sides are packed with faggots.
One is mainly SJWs
One is mainly le u mad xD edgy 14 year olds
OP is a massive faggot, way gayer than his cousin, but it's still funny to see this stupid bullshit "drama".
Either way I tweeted the gf because that way
>these threads will be discovered by the gf and cousin
>cousin can show aunt and get OP kicked out for blackmail/breaking and entering
>but at the same time get kicked out himself according to OP for being gay
It's the perfect shitstorm, anybody who didn't tweet her is a shortsighted loser.
>People getting upset because we don't have autism
Is this the neo 4chan everyone talks about?
>>24995493
>31 years old
>lives in a shed
>>24995350
>>24994430
>>24994559
>>24995387
>>24995431
>>24995446
>>24995520
Can r9k go one fucking minute without posting frogs, pls?
>>24994160
>won at life
Yeah sure.
Anyways, I'd be much more likely to give a shit if you didn't throw an autistic fit every time someone laughed at you yesterday and screamed REDDIT REDDIT at people who were calling you out on being a dumbfuck.
>>24995493
think i found a pic of OP
>>24995493
Op seems pretty happy with his lifestyle, so what if you dont like it he does
Seriously why dont fucking normalfags get this, people can be happy living like that and op is so just stop with the "BUT HES AN ADULT AND HE DOESNT HAVE HIS OWN HOUSE ABUHBUHBUH" meme
>>24995531
I'm not even on OP's side, I just don't want robots to be driven out of /r9k/ in fear of getting doxed for posting interesting content and stories that don't agree with the normie SJW drone hivemind
I couldn't care less about the morality behind OP's autism shenanigans, but it is entertaining, and I must defend my entertainment from the leddit SJW squad
>>24994160
>the normieshits have tweeted my cousin and are trying to find my Facebook account
man what the fuck
>swipe his phone
>he hasn't seen the cancer tweets
>wake him up pretending im just there to get him up for school
what the fuck
What the fuck do you want and what do your haters want?
I don't care
Stop being a faggot yourself and just out him on facebook and everything else, and just ask your aunt what she thinks about him being a dicksucker next time you eat pancakes, and pretend you thought she "knew"
Seriously this is some teenage bullshit, and if he's acting like a shithead, then he gets no sympathy for being a GAY shithead and dealing with the fallout
I imagine anyone who gets triggered by you are just other queers, just out the fucker already and before you do, start logging all the numbers and names of all the cuties he goes to school with and start lifting you mongloid dickhead, in 3 years they're going to be lonely thirsty attention seeking college whores so start prepping to slam them into marriage
>>24995493
>>24995544
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT'S A NICE GUEST HOUSE
>>24995531
READ
THE
THREAD
They know about the thread, but I still fucking won and essentially fucking destroyed you faggots.
>>24995559
>>24995544
>>24995541
lol found OPs contacts
>>24994160
>>redditors and tumblrshits start insulting me for homophobia
>>i leave to watch some of my favorite tv shows
>>they start trying to dox me
How does that even happen? Did you post your contact info or were you too stupid to remove the original facebook file name?
>>24995569
>>24995524
>OP getting buttblasted when faced with the truth
How's that shed treating you?
>>24995620
Well I knew they wouldn't actually be able to find anything on me because I'm not so retarded as to have botnet accounts. It just shows how out of touch the tumblrtards are with the board.
>>24995654
>>24995589
>>24995559
>when you at de club and OP slaps your gfs ass
So much normie assblood in this thread. Holy shit.
>>24995654
>m-... m- maybe if I call everyone OP they'll think I'm cool!!!
>>24995654
Well one of those isnt op
>captcha asks for salad
>ONLY PICS OF BREAD
>>24995387
haha, nice Reddit frog!
>M-MUH ES JAY DUBBLE EWW BOOGERMAN!!!!
Nah son, you're just being a spiteful faggot.And those are always the one's who cry the most bitch tears.
>>24995654
>>24995694
>>24995700
Plot twist: Neither were op
Way to go anon, how does it feel to be retarded
>>24995672
Senpai I'm reading the older thread and why the fuck are they mad?
They KNOW that /r9k/ is full of bitter people so why are they complaining about one? Nobody gets doxxed for dumping pics of their exes in /b/, /s/, etc.
It's like they just picked on him because he's bashing a fag.
>>24995717
>>24995700
>>24995694
>>24995654
Lol is this OP's facebook?
>>24995731
>Nah son, you're just being a spiteful faggot.
And this has never before ever been a problem on /r9k/ before. Why is suddenly being a spiteful faggot grounds for doxxing on fucking /r9k/ of all boards?
>>24995694
>>24995700
>Gee OP, your mom lets you have a smartphone and a computer too?
>>24995682
>So much autistic assblood in this thread
ftfy ;)
>M-maybe if I post these frog-looking baby things the n-normies will leave!
Your pics aren't scaring anyone. You might as well also post the animal abuse and child porn gifs/webms.
>>24994243
Irrelevant to whatever OP's thing is all about, but: both figures in OP's picture are healthy-looking young white (presumably) males of thin-to-average build, with full heads of hair, clear skin, and the one on the left has fairly fay affectations, but the fact is that neither one is outrageously dressed. In short, in terms of raw physical attarctiveness, they're both ahead of 90 percent of the general population. Your thing makes no sense.
>>24995745
>It's like they just picked on him because he's bashing a fag.
They pretty much fucking did.
>"LEAVE OUR HOMOS ALONE!"
>>24995544
C uck shed most likely
>>24995774
>clear skin
>i am as blind as a fucking bat
>>24995774
>they're both ahead of 90 percent of the general population
please go slink back to your disgusting hugbox corner of the internet you little cocksucking fag
>>24995759
Because all the kids that couldn't post here are now of age and bringing their liberal bullshit to this site.
>>24995763
Uh oh baby ran out off pictures of asian car dealer man and is still trying to say to say everyone is op
>All that defense from a single frogposter
All of these faggot enablers. lol
Gee OP, instead of shitposting simultaniously like a compulsive loser with your phone and computer and getting jealous of your cousin, why don't you get a job and move out of your shed?
>>24995763
this is now an ae86 thread
>>24994160
You sound like a dick and nobody really likes you unless you are doing something for them.
I hope you die sad.
>>24995811
What's wrong? Is your hugbox not nice enough tonight? Is that why you want us to leave?
>>24994426
>gf and is obviously gay
>gay
>gf
by any chance would you happen to be autistic
I missed the original thread but keep up the good work, OP.
I'm sick to death of these normalshits infesting this board. the reak /r9k/ niggas are behind your work.
>>24995844
The 4A was produced from 1980 through 2002. All 4A engines have a displacement of 1.6 L (1,587 cc). The cylinder bore was enlarged from the previous 3A engines at 81 mm, but the stroke remained the same as the 3A at 77 mm, giving it an over-square bore/stroke ratio which favours high engine speeds
>>24995853
>WAAAAAAAAH MUH SOCIAL JUSTICE FAILED N-NOBODY LIKES YOU
EAT SHIT FAG
>>24995763
>NO MORE SLEEP IN TOKYO
op doing some serious damage control in this thread
>>24995844
Fuckin rights bruh, here's my 7age hatch.
OP's still a 31 year old loser living in a shed.
>>24995843
Op isnt doing that though
He left after posting>>24995792
>>24995876
You're definitely not straight if you kiss this thing. Plus he actually did find gay porn on his computer according to this thread.
>>24995912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ6RSgjKTGY
>>24995918
I know. This shit's hilarious.
>>24995912
TOKYO"S ON FIRE
>>24995836
>Not the gif
Man you trannies are easily mad.
>>24995918
>>24995942
>redditors THIS assblasted that their white knighting dox attemps failed
>>24995920
I mean whatever
If hes happy doing so than why do you fucking care? Are you full of so much autism that it just makes you sperg out in rage or something
tfw no weeb shitbox
>>24995935
oh wait
so thats actually a girl
fuck i thought that was a man this whole time
oh i see now
>>24995859
did i strike a nerve?
im sorry you lack functioning eyeballs you fucking downy
>>24995987
WE DID IT REDDIT! WE DEFEATED THE OP!!!
>>24995987
>M-MUH REDDIT!!!
It is 2015 my family, is that still the best you can come up with? Why sohuld anyone take you seriously like that?
>>24995987
Its pretty great
>my favorite part is how people cant check the "number of unique posters"
>>24995995
>>24995992
>>24995975
>>24995942
>>24995935
>>24995920
>>24995912
white knights rustled
>tfw no $$ for a 1UZ swap.
>>24995920
beautiful
>>24995995
feels bad man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgvBCwe0PFQ
>>24996055
>It is 2015 my family
b8
>>24996046
>>>/b/
>The only reason some people here are defending his cousin is because they are the same age and a faggot just like him
Exactly this, their are proyecting this situation into their own lives, and feel that their life stile is being threathened.
In the old days people would've kneel in admiration to a 31 y/o neet, now they call him autistic, without even knowing thats a compliment in r9k, fuking redditfags
>>24996057
>OP is responsible for a two fucking thirds of the posts
>>24996060
I don't even care about fags and homos and sjw, they can all burn in hell, fuck 'em all but OP's such a faggot.
>>24995935
She looks like a tomboy, OIP's just jealous that he's stuck in a shed while his cousin is experiencing underaged tomboy pussy.
>>24995844
>>24996060
I could give a shit about the dyke cousin, I just felt like shit posting somewhere that isn't /o/
>>24996060
Gross, no more horses man.Got anymore horses?
>156 posts
>43 unique posters
How many from OP?
30? 35?
>>24996081
>the only reason some people are defending his cousin is because it triggers people
That's more accurate. But hey, believe what you need to.
>>24996060
I don't give a fuck about the thread, m8. I just enjoy posting cars.
>tfw missed the chance to buy a nsx for 30k
I think the girl looks like a boy because she's a fucking kid.
Good for you OP, the little shit deserved it.
Tell his mom anyways. If he tells the mom first, she's going to have to accept it since it's 2015.
Ignore the buttblasted normies
>>24996143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW0Lmv6erZU
>>24996183
Man, I wish I was more into cars. I just go by what looks cool. I know nothing about the internal shit.
>>24994160
I wish we could go back to a time where the response to getting blown out on 4chan wasn't always
"U MAD REDDIT"
"THIS IS 4CHAN WE'RE DUMB, GO TO REDDIT FOR REAL TALK"
"REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT"
Shouting reddit doesn't make you right. It doesn't win the argument. It just makes you look like a child.
>>24996183
>30K
Something was probably wrong with it.
Why not an FR-S with springs or a supercharger for 30K?
>>24996198
Yeah, but his cousin has evidence he's blackmailing now. If OP spills the beans, he loses his shed.
Where did all this queer-defense white knights come from?
>>24996163
More like more than a hundred. Not even kidding. OP is going full sperg.
>>24996232
Truly this is what neo-chan is all about. The surefire way to tell someone is full of shit.
>>24996260
>white knight damage control
I don't get what's going on ? I read the green text and all iknow is op is a bigger faggot that likes to steal phones
Homo....
Also pancakes
>>24996258
>>24996288
>white knight
OP, have you considered for a second that we just wanna fuck with you, because you keep getting angry?
>>24996340
>it's just a prank bro for the lulz xd my /b/ros
Fuck off.
>>24996210
honestly I first got into car with GT3 and it took off from there, these a lot of stuff on youtube like
>jay lenos garage(not as shit as his tv show),
>the motor trend channel,
>saabkyle
>regular car review
and of course initial d
>>24996340
What are you talking about, fag?
>>24996247
>Something was probably wrong
Yeah it was auto. I'm also talking about eurodollars and it was about 35k iirc
>why not an FR-S
That thing somehow is a girls car where I live
>>24994160
i mean, whatever, but you sound like a straight bitch homie
>>24996326
OP has a cousin who has a masculine girlfriend. This cousin, being a teenager, tends to annoy people by taking about his relationship too much. OP is one of the annoyed people. OP decided the best course of action would be to blackmail his cousin with the cousins search history so he would leave him alone, despite currently being reliant on the cousins mother for housing.
>>24996247
FRS over an NSX
>its 2015
in a few years the nsx will be worth 2x its price now, and the frs will be in the sub 8K
used car market
>>24996442
and this kind of gay shit gets over 200 replies on shit 9k ?
fuck outta here pharmily
>Dont bully gay people
The kid was a little faggot and OP is a big faggot.
>>24996582
It's easy to get +200 replies if you samefag 180 posts, ffam
>>24996396
>FRS
>Girl's car
Fug, I wish it didn't have that stigma, it's so fun to drive.
>>24996494
Good point.
Here's my 86 with the previous owner's 800 hp FC.
>>24996582
Right. It's not even an interesting story. Most of the thread is shitposting, harlequin babies, and cars.
>>24996617
It's the Redditors making this into a big issue.
>>24996644
>redditors
I don't even feel like grabbing an image to represent my face.
Back then in this place these things used to be just for shits and giggles.
Now the typical is " Nyaa anon bad I'm not a sjw but still Imma try to stop you from harassing your cousin because is not your problem his life choices"
Get the fuck out of the board you triggered motherfuckers.
>>24996723
Oh trust me, I'm gigglin hard at OP's shit.
>>24995350
I think I saw that on rotten.com a way long back ago.
Damn this is a fucking butthurt thread
>>24996247
FRS is shit.
>>24996723
>Back then in this place these things used to be just for shits and giggles.
Found le epic /b/ro right here! XD
thank you for BTFOing all the tumblrina faggots that tried doxxing you.
people like that make me ashamed to come here, and I live in a world of shame.
>>24996813
B-But it's a next gen AE86 tho, except with driving nannies
I want the /pol/ stormKeks to leave
This is NEET turf, faggots
>>24994947
>uboachan
>lainchan
>m*chan(only if your country is cool with lolicon shit)
they're slow as hell but way better than this tumblr infested hellhole. i saw someone legitimately claim they're demisexual on here the other week.
>>24995212
it really is, major low point for /r9k/ today ;-; look at faggots like this >>24995225
starting social media bullshit all because OP wanted help with a PERSONAL PROBLEM.
all of you deserve the lake of fire.
>>24996868
>>24997014
>>24997106
People still getting butthurt
>>24997014
>being anti-degeneracy makes you a stormfag
Get your lips of the leftist cock.
>>24996582
because it involves outing a gay and lo and behold that triggers a bunch on queers on here
>>24997196
>not being butthurt that tumblr mentality has infested the last place you can shitpost peacefully.
got news for you, you don't belong. fuck off.
>>24995080
I..i..is this your cousin!
>>24997239
Haven't you forgotten? Gay's are a protected class now.
>>24997355
maybe in some backwater country like UK
We don't have Queens here, so I don't care
>>24997203
To be a NEET you literally have to have left supporting values, you literally glorify living off welfare, you think that shits gonna fly when Trump takes over? Can't wait for your gravy train to run out
>>24997619
look how wrong you are.
real neets support themselves by being shifty little rodents rooting through the scraps others throw us, some are richfags that get that support form their parents.
only poorfags and welfare queens that have the emotional intellignece of five year olds and think they're 'gimping the system' go on disability.
>>24997276
>MUH TUMBLR
>>24994160
OP you're a huge fag and will probably never get a gf. Literally envy. If he got a bf you would still spreg out in you living your guest shack.
How are you 31 without a gf living in a guest shack? You even got c.ucked by your mom's will HA HA.
>>24996879
It has a 380LB Boxer 4 up front instead of a high revving I4. More than half that Boxer 4 sits in front of the front axle. It extremely underpowered. Everything in its price point segment offers more performance, and in some cases fun. I mean, all they had to do is put an FI I4 putting the 200-230hp that actually has some torque to boot. Instead, they wen't with some wizardry direct engine switches to port injection, fucking torque dip gutless overweight Boxer 4.
The reason there's so many used Twins on the market is that most people regretted it once the hype wore off.
Around my city, the types that drive the Twins are as follow: shaved head oakley shades wearing army bros and baseball cap saggy clothes wigger bros. Another 3rd belongs to females.
>ITT: NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0VEyPgu7hGk
>>24997731
>How are you 31 without a gf living in a guest shack
ask anyone on /r9k/ you kek. you don't belong here if something mirroring this is not in your future. have you no sympathy for a faggot like op?
>>24997968
>Having sympathy for OP
Hahha dude why?
>>24997992
stick with your fellow neets no matter how shit they are, drive out progressive moralfags..
>31
>living in a shed
jesus christ OP just end it
>>24997800
ill jizz in ur robot mouth my normie 7" dick and ull thank me 4 it
>>24997619
Nice try, le Reddit.
>>24998019
This board loves traps, fuck off with this weird /r9k/ - /pol/ cross over shit
>>24998270
okay, loving traps doesn't mean you have to turn on your fellow neets though.
who gives a fuck what you fap to, it matters what kind of person you are.
>>24994160
Kudos to OP for BTFO'ing his cousin to shreds
That being said, you're also a fucking retard OP. All of these people tweeting your cousin and his GF and finding their normiebooks and shit. How exactly did you let that happen? Anybody with a brain knows that if you're posting pictures which can be traced back to your real life, you doctor the fuck out of it
>remove all exif data
>crop the image
>tweak the colors slightly
>flip/mirror it, maybe slant it a little
so that it cannot be easily reverse image searched. I literally cannot fathom why you would leave yourself so easily traceable.
Unless, OP was always someone else with a different motive altogether, and he was false-flagging so that we'd turn a guy and his cousin against one another? The plot thickens...?
>>24998270
Spamming, same/avatarfagging trapshit doesn't we "love" it.
>>24994303
>>24994355
>>24994394
fuck off if you dont want to read about it then. Don't ruin our fun because you want to be that contrarian who can "take a step back".
>>24994426
literally why do you care? Who cares if some anon is a loser and he's doing this for reasons you don't like. the rest of us just want to see some happening
This thread is filled with fucking autists holy shit. Why the fuck does it matter if he's gay? He's only showing off his gf to make you believe he's straight. It's for his security I guess. If you know's he's gay, then you know it's a fake relationship and you shouldn't be mad at the fact that he's show boating something fake. Holy shit just get over it. How are you so autistic at 31 years of age? Jesus fucking christ op.
>>24994627
That looks like a girl number one. Number two you are top kek jealous. Number three you sound literally 14 or younger. Kill yourself.
>>25000976
Reddit leave *this is an original comment by anon*
>>25001030
If people don't see how jealous OP is right away they are probably delusional or OP as a same fag. Op's samefagging is all this thread is anyway. Which is really sad because is cousin isn't even Chad/Stacy level to be jealous of anyway. I can only imagine what kind of screwy little faggot OP looks like.
Pic related, even a pale skinny fat pixie hair cut girl is far far out of OP's league. Enough to make him post about his cousin being gay for liking it. Hey OP your cousin is going to stick his dick in a warm hole with cute adorable teenage first time together love. Jealousy is a illness get well soon, little bitch.
>>24994160
Why the fuck do you even care what your cousin wants to stick his dick in, even if you "expose" him you'll just look like a faggot and he'll get sympathy popularity
She looks like a girl other than the short hair. I bet you like imaging she's got a dick hidden because YOU are actually the gay one OP.
Oh well your cousin gets to fuck a cute, pale, adorable, pixie dream girl. You will never get to fuck anyone.
I bet they watch anime together and experience cute first time teen love. He didn't hit you and just left because he's got a real life and multiple friends to go hang out with. And here you are just same fagging your stupid jealousy thread.
Did OP leave because he figured out what a faggot idiot he is? Hey Op are you crying?
Oh she has short hair, that means she's a guy? That means he's a fag?
No that means you are jealous and pathetic Op.
>>25001285
>OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
OP BTFO
Hey op I bet your cousins dick is a lot bigger than yours is.
>>24994669
If u don't help us, your as bad as those who tried to stop us
>>25001415
ooh lawd she is hot
Thanks OP, the amount of faggots on this board is out of control. Good to see them get this upset.
>>24994160
you are literally the biggest loser i have ever seen on r9k. your age and situation is just beyond words pathetic i couldnt even begin to imagine what your family thinks of you jesus christ being this degenerate is something special i never had so much pity for another person
>>24995080
She's prob widely considered one of the cutest nerd girls in your cousin's friends group. Now your cousin is the coolest guy according to all his stupid dungeons and dragons friends. Jealous?
>>24995080
I bet Op has cum to this pic.
>>24995080
OP has got
>tfw no short haired gf.
>>25001707
This thread is now about >tfw not short haired gf.
>>25001707
>>25001669
>>25001616
>>25001597
>>25001415
>>25001355
>>25001285
>>25001125
no senpai
nobody here could possibly be more pathetic than some tumblr shithead who is actually butt blasted over someone outing a clearly obnoxious faggot
drink bleach you fucking mutant
>>24994303
OP does, deal with with whiteknight.
>>25001735
tfw no short haired, nice liped, andro cool girl
>>25001787
>>25001772
>tfw no tranny or fag to blackmail
>>25001755
I'm going to keep posting the kind of girl you wish you had loser.
I just came here to laugh at OP and save some qt pics
>>25001829
same here
you lil sjw c,uck
>>25001826
Does it feel bad you are going to die alone?
Thanks for making everyone angry OP, thoroughly enjoyed the show.
>>25001873
does it make you feel bad when you cant frantically defend a faggot tranny or nigger on the internet
>>25001826
Why the fuck do you think that person is trans when it looks like a female? Is it just the short hair?
>>25001905
anon, step it up. skeletons wont leave unless you post dead kids.
>>25001829
>lookit me i dont have long hair like those other girls
>i am also holding a cat, wow!
meh/10, i replied.Also, dude posting the horseporn, you got any links?
>>25001917
>trans
daily reminder that being 'trans' is a mental illness and the only cure is suicide.
>>25001917
>Why the fuck do you think that person is trans
how fucking autistic are you
show me where i said i thought that person was trans
>>25001951
harlequin isn't dead kids. step it the fuck up man it's not hard to find.
>>25001951
Then how is your cousin gay?
