Hey, thank you. Thank you. Thanks everyone for coming out tonight.
So honestly, whats the deal with NEETs? I mean, living off 300$ a week? Thats not even minimum wage. They'll try and say its more, but that's like saying they get laid. Your hand doesn't count as a vagina, in case you didn't know. They're lucky their mom still loves them, somehow. If she didn't he may have to get out of bed.
And the memoirs! Always on and on about the memoirs... They know that they have to talk to someone if they want it published, right? Someone other than their mommy. I know guys, its scary, but don't worry. Normal people do it every day, I'm sure you'll live if you talk to a publisher. Assuming its ever done. Last I saw it was what, half a page? A riot.
Yknow, I've actually seen a NEET performing a couple times at this very club. Can you believe it, he was still wearing his blanket! And you should've seen the look on the front rows face when his odor got to em! Funnier than anything he had to say! I could smell the guy from the back, I cant imagine what ground zero was like. If you can imagine Linus and Pig Pen fused together, that's what was on stage.
Hey, thanks for listening, its been fun. I'm sure NEETY will have a few words to say, so be nice. He's got a busy day tomorrow. You know how unemployment is. If you want those bux you gotta be searching. Gnight.
Tl;Dr
First shitpost.
>>24994064
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOO WAGEKEK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>24994064
Wooo nice ahaha *applause* *standing ovation*
GET OFF THE STAGE LOSER
Keep it up wageslave.
>>24994064
Now that's something else. Honestly, give this man a round of applause. Go on, clap! Make him feel appreciated, because judging by his tired eyes, his boss sure ain't!
>>24994064
Holy fucking shit that was awful.
Fantastic set!
You know who'd love it? Your BOSS. When you're at WORK. In your CHAIR.
Fuck outta here, wagekek.
>>24994064
Made me laugh OP at least its original
im a NEET and i disapprove this >:3
>>24994064
>Hey, thanks for listening, its been fun. I'm sure NEETY will have a few words to say, so be nice. He's got a busy day tomorrow. You know how unemployment is. If you want those bux you gotta be searching. Gnight.
I'm going to stay up all night and in the morning mummy will make me tendies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24994064
This is actually pretty good
It must have been made by the same guy who did the NEET comedy club.
He's probably just stirring the pot to get the tension going.
It's a new age of NEET vs Wagekek threads
>>24994166
>>24994187
Hey, thanks for being good sports guys. And my boss did like it, thanks for asking. I ran the set by him when we were out for drinks one night. All he could say was "too true" in-between laughs.
>>24994263
I was under the assumption the neet standup threads were made by a few separate people. I would assume the same for this.
BOOOOOOOOOO
BRING OUT THE GUY WITH THE WAGEKEK JOKES ALREADY
ON WITH THE MAIN EVENT ALREADY
Thanks for the giggle op.
Boooooo This guy sucks!
*heckles u*
Hey what did the neet say to tthe wageslave?
He said tick toc!
>>24994836
not even a joke to be honest my familia.
This thread is the gayest fucking cancer I've ever seen in my whole fucking life.
>>24996069
It's the hot new meme grandpa. If you cant get with it, you best get movin.At least someone is trying to be original.
