B-but muh unfair body standards!
As a guy you just have to not be a skelly or a fattie, have social skills, have a job, and not be an emotional trainwreck.
If you think you need to look like the guy on the right then you've deluded, have massive body image issues, and you belong on >>>/fit/ with the rest of your gay friends.
>be a boy
>playing street fighter
>see zangief
>jesus christ what a beast, i wish i was stronk like him
>be a girl
>playing street fighter
>see cammy
>I'M HAVING A BODY IDENTITY CRISIS
why does this happen? no kid ever became anorexic over a ken doll
>>24992365
Both sexes are susceptible to body dysmorphia.
Men injecting steroids and other hormones is just as unhealthy as girls shoving fingers down their throats after every meal.
>>24992316
that's 100% more things that you have to be than a female :)
>bbbut girls have it really hard too!
>>24992432
yeah but men get body dysmorphia from trying to attract women, they don't get it from fictional characters
1 hour at the gym vs 4 hours prep time to shower/make up/pick out clothes/accessorize and skin care regime.
I laugh at your stupid comparison
>>24992432
lel go on /fit/ and say that
His abs look like the windows logo
>>24992521
so like a window?
>>24992432
Major difference is that no one cares about men.
>>24992492
Men have to do all of those except the make up and maybe the skin regime if they don't get acne.
Also, girls wouldn't have to do those and could still get a bf easily.
>>24992316
I agree. I don't even know anyone who looks like the guy in the pic. And it's not like we can see it anyway because men's fashion is not designed to show off your body (unlike women's fashion).
Just don't be fat. Do some bodyweight exercises and you're good.
In addition to that, us women have to
> wear makeup
> do our hair every day
> always smell good
> be perfectly shaven
> take very good care of our skin
to be passable.
>>24992562
most real windows arent all wavy like this
>>24992316
You're forgetting:
>don't be short
>>24992644
The only person who cares that you're a manlet is you.
Literally false. The female body is made to retain fat and water much more than men. It's hard to be fat if you're a man. I never worked out a day in my life and have a six pack and look decent. A little skinny but not bad. If you're fat as a man you're worthless because you have to never walk or do anything.
>>24993257
Being skinny and having abs is like a fat girl bragging about having big tits.
>>24992570
>to be passable.
you mean to be passable to the 10% of men you might consider worthy of your dumbass presence?
there's thousands of weebs ready to pounce on your pussy, and your problem is that you think you deserve better than them when you're just as shit-tier as they are. this is what most women don't get.
>>24993337
If I worked out a little but I could look great with not much effort. It's easy for me to gain muscle. Gaining fat is what's difficult.
>>24992233
This thread will soon be flooded by """""""""Fembots"""""""" and white knights.
Fuck this place has gone downhill. Wish these bastards would go back to wherever the hell they came from
>>24993395
the average girl does NOT get attention without the things i listed. would you date a woman with frizzy, wild hair and leg/armpit hair??? or a fat girl with acne???
no you fucking wouldn't
you desperate basement-dwelling neckbeards are a minority. the average joe doesn't give a shit about fat, acne-ridden betty
>>24993395
>>24993395
Fucking this.
Good work anon
>>24992316
this desu
nobody expects men to be that muscular and most don't even work out
>>24993675
1/10 I responded
>frizzy hair
Looks like you fell for the "2/10 wouldn't bang" meme
>>24993675
>the average joe
>>24993675
Just because 80%+ of males are invisible to you sexually, doesn't mean the 20% left are the average joes.Stupid cunt.
>>24993675
bitch you are objectively wrong. every single fat assed acne ridden broke bitch still has success when it comes to online dating and Tinder. ungodly amounts of success if we are comparing to the relative success of the "forever alone" males.
it's incredible that even today, even the women who browse r9k, don't seem to understand this.
women complain about only getting hookups or guys who don't date them too long and compare it to men who can't even get hookups, and relationships way out of the picture.
i am not crazy. i don't think women are worthless just because they are ugly. unlike a lot of people on r9k i do consider women as equals. the problem is that the dating market is completely fucked for men, and it is breeding a generation of bitter and resentful guys.
y'all delusional as hell
literally everyone in school, the 300lbs obese guys, the 5'3 manlets, the acne-ridden butterfaces, everyone used to orbit around Stacy
i still remember the moment i was rated a "0/10 would not fuck" by the ugliest guy in school.
the only ones who would date a 3/10 girl are the desperate virgin neets on the internet - a tiny minority of men
>be a woman
>have literally everything catered to you
>see other women who have it better because they work harder
>start plus-size movement
>inspire femifatties everywhere to rise against muh fatpreshun
>take over feminist movement
>literally drown out the stacey voices with my fat folds
>mfw women are the worst thing to happen to feminism since feminism
>>24994026
You don't fucking get it.
For all the loser guys they might not find the ugly girl attractive , NO SHIT - BUT they are attracted with idea of status she could provide and can fall in "love" with that girl.
Girls like rich men for similar reason , they don't find guy attractive , but the status of being with rich guy is attractive , same way for loser guys even the obese whale feminists who don't shower or shave are STATUS thing to claim they HAVE a girlfriend. It's a qualifier with no quality and it's retarded , but it is that way.
/end
>>24994138
i understand. but much like women want to be with Chad and settle with a beta only after they're done obsessing over Chad, the beta will settle for the ugly girl only after he's done orbiting around Stacy.
ugly women are always the 2nd (3rd, 4th, 5th, ...) option.
>>24992466
no, females have to not be fat, have a big ass, and big tits
>>24994377
The thing is that those who orbit around Stacy never really even believe they have a chance with her. If you challenge my opinion about this , i tell you that IF all the beta's REALLY believed they could land Stacy - then our supreme getleman Elliot Rodger would be WAY more common.
Girls though? Most have a chance landing a Chad dick one way or another , so they never really obssess about it.
>>24994068
replace woman with man and stacies with chads and you have r9k
>>24993675
you mean
>does not get attention from chad
end yourself
>>24994138
>being with an ugly girl
>providing status
yeah, maybe negative status (if such a thing existed)
>mfw someone says they're big boned
if life is too hard for you then just opt out
knife to the wrists
easy fix.
otherwise just shut the fuck up and keep working at it.
Expectation for men:
> Literally don't be a fat fuck
Expectations for women:
> Straight hair
> thick eyebrows
> long eyelashes
> small nose
> plump but not too plump lips
> visible collarbone
> DD breasts
> Coca-Cola bottle waist
> bubble butt
> thigh gap
> toned calves
> Michelle Obama arms
> high cheekbones
> flat stomach
>>24994658
All i see is that she is not fat , showered and shaved.
And she looks GREAT for 9.9999999/10 men
>>24994658
>What is taste?
>>24994548
>"average joe"
>r9k immediately interprets it as "chad"
>tfw theyre so below average they immediately feel excluded and offended
>>24992492
I'm 90% certain this is b8 but fuck it
>1 hour at the gym
In what time-warp?
>implying men never shower or take care of their skin or put together outfits
>>24992474
That unrealistic body standards and sexist depiction of women shit really gives me a chuckle. They make it seem that it's something that has only occurred recently and not since the dawn of man.
Women claimed they don't want to be lied to and then turn around and ask us to hide or be dishonest about what we really find sexy because it makes them depressed that they don't fit that description. To bad
>>24994731
Dumbass, she is more than not fat
She has a thigh gap
She has a flat and muscled stomach
She has STRAIGHT HAIR
She probably doesn't work a desk job where she has to sit on her ass all day and is able to do more than just 30 minutes of physical activity. And she probably eats an expensive low carb diet
She isn't just "skinny" she has plenty of muscle.
Show me a normal non fat girl, not a model.
>>24992233
1.) A lot of what of what makes a man or woman look good looking is subjective, and largely comes down to face/genetic traits you can't really change without bullshit surgery
2.) Just like women give each other the most shit about their looks, men are the ones who pressure other men to "bulk up" "hit the gym"and "lift some weights". Otherwise, they tell the average skinnyfat/chubby guy he looks like shit and should be impossible to love (they also feel entitled to women based on their bodies alone)
>>24995061
sure , here.
Not fat , showered , shaved and maybe a little bit of tan
>>24994803
How are you this deluded?
>>24994475
what the fuck are you talking about you delusional whore?
literally ANY girl can go out and get dick
>>24995115
SHOW ME A WOMAN WHO ISNT A MODEL WITH LARGE BREASTS AND NO THIGH GAP WHO IS UNDER 5'4
OH WAIT I FORGOT
WOMEN LIKE THAT MAKE YOU THROW UP
>>24992584
You just reminded me how awesome the old logo was.
Like, even XP's logo sucks ass. This one is simple, bold, yet not just four rectangles.
Various colours represent how Windows can be used by anyone. And all the kinds of people are held together with Windows. This means world peace with Microsoft. Their software unites people.
And how it breaks in the end. It represents the fragmentation of Windows userbase - even though they are united, they are still different. No left-wing bullshit, that everyone is the same. Of course, some people in this world will be more priviledged than the others, and there's nothing we can do. Some people have more squares than the others.
But still, there is no differentiating between men and women. Finally, women have no leverage over men with sex. In the internet, or more broadly, in the computer world, nobody cares about your gender if you can provide value. Sex is scarce to everyone in its previous sense, but the amount of porn available (...not everywhere though, fuck you South Korea, I love you, but hate you for that) make a good alternative.
You see how the smaller squares are not connected? There is a reason for that. It means that Windows is still in development. There is still room to improve. And not only Windows! The people are fragmented too. It means that we cannot stop working on ourselves. Windows will help us, it guides us (the black squares are surrounding us), showing us the right way.
Or maybe no.
Maybe it's representing how the Windows back-end is a clusterfuck of shitty code kept together with duct tape. Yeah, that sums up the 95-ME era.
>>24992233
>low test standards
High T men need women with big tits and a thick ass
>>24994871
Is India still this cool?
>>24994803
/r9k/ is so ugly that an "average joe" literally is Chad, when compared to them
>>24995167
>literally ANY girl can go out and get dick
nope, only if they're attractive
>>24995061
She also has no hips
And not much ass by the looks of it
And skinny shapeless legs
And no her stomach isn't "muscled", with her low bf% any muscle mass would be very visible
She is definitely not the equivalent of the male in that pic, she's more like pic related
>>24995326
now you're just trying to bait me friend
>>24995326
Girls who are unattractive or only about average can get dick, but usually from less attractive men.
I have yet to meet a woman who has received zero male attention, and I know girls that I'd never date who have boyfriends.
>>24995408
it's not easy though. i'm sure there are also stories of very ugly guys who managed to get a girlfriend.
a 1-3/10 can't just randomly approach men hoping to get dick like it's nothing. that only happens to 5+/10 girls, maybe a 4/10 with heavy makeup and after many attempts.
>>24995408
also, who says she got dick??? maybe she's in dome LDR bs "relationship" or it's purely platonic and out of pity.
>>24995574
I don't know what else to say, you're simply wrong
>>24995167
>implying I'm female
top kek, whatever it takes to save your precious ego, I guess
>>24995624
i meant to say *some LDR bs relationship
>>24995408
I'm actually not even baiting, if you must know
>>24995634
so you're a beta whiteknight kuck? that's cool too I suppose
>>24995629
that's a fetish though, try with butterfaces
>tfw you're not short or fat, your social skills are fine, you have friends, but none of it matters because you have bad acne
>>24995416
>can get dick, but usually from less attractive men.
so? that's like saying anyone from /r9k/ could get a gf if they were willing to settle for a 600lb black woman who had 5 kids. having an unattractive partner is worse than having no partner at all
>>24995408
>implying the guy she got with wasn't a literal 0/10
>>24995629
>gets BTFO
>y-you're still wrong! I win the argument because I said so!
give it up, anon. nobody's buying it
>>24995746
>having someone is worse than being alone
haha :D
>>24995678
nice Spooks you've got there, unfortunately those have no bearing on the argument at hand. please try again
>>24995720
>having an unattractive partner is worse than having no partner at all
This is one of the meanest and most shallow thing's I've ever heard and you deserve to be alone. I would gladly date, and have, a girl thats not "conventionally attractive" aka a 3-4/10
>>24995826
3-4's are better partners anyways, a lot less materialistic and more willing to make deep connections
>>24992365
just becuase it's more likely for a female doesn't mean no male has ever been anorexyc
>>24995898
Exactly, I understand it's a troll but if someone actually held that opinion it's reprehensible. The only worth a partner has is how attractive they are? That's literally sociopath tier
>>24995932
Sums it up.
I'd rather have a 2/10 that I can converse with than a brain-dead 10/10
Someone needs to post the pictures of the down syndrome girl who got Chad and rejected the downie guy
>>24995720
Ok, sure, but my point was that ugly/unattractive women can have sex too. Just not with handsome/hot or even just average looking men necessarily. That ought to be a relief for this board, because frankly based on other threads on the board right now, there's some very decent looking dudes here.
>>24995932
I don't see the point of dating somebody you're not attracted to.
It sounds shallow and mean to you, but why is that really? Just because I am not sexually attracted to somebody, it doesn't mean I think they have no value and shouldn't be loved. There are women who I don't like that much beyond casual friendship and they get boyfriends. I don't think these women are struggling, or need my pity. Especially because I get rejected so much precisely because I don't trigger those feelings of attraction in other women.
>>24995785
if that person is unattractive, then it's certainly true
>>24995826
well just because you have low standards doesn't mean everyone else (whether male or female) is obligated to do the same
>>24995898
yeah, but they're still a 3-4/10 instead of a 10/10
>>24996500
Agree. And being unattractive is something you can fix with some work. It's not what people like to hear, especially because we're told that we are good enough and anyone who only goes for people who are good looking, charming etc. are 'shallow', but in reality you're better off actually trying to develop yourself into somebody that other people want to be around.
The funny thing is that so many people are already good enough and just need to calm down. But we do this thing were we get all butthurt and feel unloved because we think that, unless every single person in the world loves us, we're unattractive and shouldn't be loved.
>>24995932
it's not a troll, anon. I posted my actual opinion
>>24995898
In my experience those 3's and 4's can be just as vain, picky or judgmental. The only difference is that they do a worse job of holding themselves to their own standards.
I'm really careful about reversing the script and putting unattractive people on a pedestal. Because just like it happens when you do it to more attractive people, you feel devastated when you realize your ideal 3 or 4 who is really sweet, loyal and devoted can also turn around and cheat on you, or is also obsessed with things you simply don't care for yourself.
>>24995826
>>24995932
>m-muh feelings
>you guys are so mean and shallow ;____;
>>24995167
Anymore examples of fat/ugly chicks that get dick?
>>24995720
>having an unattractive partner is worse than having no partner at all
You are the equivalent of a girl who complains about no boyfriend, but then turns down the ugly guy who ask her out. Not even being a white knight, you're just dumb.
>>24995326
Hahaha get fucked roastie
>>24996681
If this is true then I probably just got lukcy when I found my gf, nerdy and tomboyish, yet girly enough and very self aware.
Nerd girls are best girls
>>24997216
I'm not a roastie, as I'm male
>>24997237
It is true.
I'm not unbiased though, I'm jaded as fuck from so many rejections and bad times with women in general.
And in case you were thinking it: no, I don't routinely pursue only women out of my league, or really good looking women. But its' been my experience that women always have another guy in their life. Because of this, they don't try too hard to impress you or make a relationship work because they don't really need to. That, and if she has other guys, she'll inevitably go after whatever guy she perceives to be the best option, with the best value and status. Which inevitably puts me on the chopping block as well.
>>24997296
Sure thing "buddy"
Note: I'm implying that you are a male through sarcasm
>>24997464
well I am, so deal with it
>>24992316
It's not that men have to look like him, just like women don't "have" to look like her. But there's no doubt that physical standards for men are higher than they are for women.
>just have to not be a skelly
well, that's more than women have to do. There's a reason weight rooms are 95% male, because women don't need to put nearly as much effort into fitness as men do.
>>24992570
> wear makeup
no you don't
> do our hair every day
lol are you joking?
> always smell good
The fuck are you talking about? Taking a shower occasionally is some huge burden now? It's not like hygiene doesn't matter for guys.
> be perfectly shaven
Plenty of guys are fine with hairy pits/legs. But you don't want those guys. You want Chad.
> take very good care of our skin
Not any more than men do. You think a pizzaface guy is getting attention from women?
God you women are so fucking pathetic. A woman with an average body who doesn't wear makeup, doesn't shave, doesn't do her hair, and doesn't wear perfume will still be far more successful than the average man. She'll get asked out more than most men get asked out, she'll get approached more than most men get approached, she'll get more messages on online dating. Once again, you're not comparing yourself to men in the same situation. You're comparing women who put no effort into dating with high standards to men with reasonable standards who regularly approach women and ask them out. If a woman actually took initiative, instead of sitting on her ass waiting for Chad to sweep her off her feet, she could easily get away without makeup or that other crap.
Just be glad you aren't being judged on your genetics. As much as you bitch about flat-chested women being judged few guys actually care about that, compared with like half the women out there that refuse to date short guys.
>>24992570
why do roasties get so butt blasted by this image. its uncanny
>>24992432
>Men injecting steroids
>unhealthy
You fucking wot m8?
>>24999443
there is something wrong with that man's belly
>>24999854
stop fat-shaming men you misandrist shitmaiden!
>>24994658
What's this "Michelle Obama arms" meme all about?
>>24993675
>>24992316
>>24992432
this whole thread has been shitted up by "femanons" who want to bring their wisdom to this AMAZING board
can't you "fembots" and other trash just go to /soc/ or some other shithole where people "respect" your views and agree with them?
fucking roasties will always try and show that they have it hard
>>24994658
Nah I'm a thin guy (I hate using the word skinny even though that's what some people call me). Not very muscular but not out of shape, decent facial features and short. Many women reject me for being too short, or too thin, or both. They say they can only love a man who towers over them and weighs more. I can deal with women wanting a taller guy because I kind of like when women are shorter than me too, but I really don't see why I need to be heavier. I mean, women's bodies store more fat for a reason, but women still get butthurt when guys don't fill out the same way. It's just odd.
>>25000328
underrated post, very underrated
>>25000398
They don't want you to get fat, they want you to be muscular.
>>24994658
damn, 8/8, didn't expect this much raging.
Either I've gotten really good at spotting the baits, or the rest of you are just terrible.
>>24994605
well men are ~4x more likely to kill themselves, so there's that.
And since it's r9k:
>Don't kill yourself. Your family, friend, even video game acquantences will be very very sad. Don't do that to them.
>It gets better. Getting older as a man, it's harder for me to meet girlls. But. It's also a lot easier to get with the ones I do meet.
>Also..... don't shoot up a school and then let everybody know it was us. That's just a dick move
>Why not least like a long note, letting people know why you did what you did, and instead of trying to make everybody who loves you miserable, tryi to make them as happy and at peace as you can
Have you fat fucking neckbeards ever tried to cut and lose weight as a woman? Built to maintain fat (tits and ass) and less muscle mass to burn calories. You literally have to eat fucking nothing to kill fat AND do a lot of cardio.
Dudes have to eat a lot and lift weights to get shredded sure, but its a different end of the spectrum. I'd rather be sore and have to eat a lot then sore and have to eat nothing.
