>mom tells me about to WWOOF program
>basically you live on a farm and work for about 6 hours a day in exchange for food and shelter
>look into it
>every farm requires an extensive application with references, prior work history, and wants experienced farmers
>one wanted me to pay them 300 dollars to stay for 6 weeks, working from 7am until 9pm every day
>some of them straight up don't allow males
Why is everything shit?
That sounds horrible, why would I pay to do someone else's work???
>>24990297
why would you wanna do that anyways? I worked on a farm for a year, eventually moved there and lived in a camper. I thought about hanging myself in the barn a lot.
>>24990331
They also wanted me to wear a uniform, have an nice haircut, and be shaved. If i'm living on a fucking farm why can't I be a wild savage?
>>24990297
i just googled wwoof and my sides actually caught fire [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji] [laughing crying emoji]
>>24990338
I thought it'd be a nice robot lifestyle. Get to live in the wild, get into shape from manual labor, no job, no money. It's like NEETing but at least you're doing something.
>>24990405
It's nice because you don't have to socialize and just do manual labor, but you don't really get in shape I didn't gain that much muscles from doing it sadly.
>>24990297
>wants experienced farmers
Ever gardened before?
Just exaggerate on that a bit and you should be fine.
>>24990357
Sounds like some weird cult bullshit. Ya dodged a bullet.
Just go on Craigslist and try to find a local farm that needs help.
I did this two summers ago. They just wanted me for Summer work, but they ended up needing me for more, and I was a decent worker, so they just kept me. I got lucky, I guess.
>>24990297
>some of them straight up don't allow males
wat
>>24991209
raep farms
>Slave Laborer
>10 years experience
>3 non-work, non-family references
>>24990297
fucking what? I literally just got back from WWOOFing for 2 months and I had absolutely no experience prior. I have no fucking idea where you're looking
>>24990297
>mom tells me about ISIS program
>basically you live in the desert and kill infidels about 6 hours a day in exchange for food and shelter
>look into it
>every commander requires extensive application form with references, prior jihad history, and wants experienced warriors of Allah
>one wanted me to pay 300 dollars to stay at home and kill infidels in the street in a random attack
>some of them straight up don't allow non-muslims
>>24991209
A way to get laid by clueless chicks who can't into real work. If you ask around sex is rampant in those kinds of things kinda like with hostels.
>>24990357
>>24990297
>>24990405
Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtU5hzfHvd0
>>24992957
>monestarykeks
>>24993338
Literally as far from being kekked as humanly possible. Monasticism is the kekking of the jew.
>>24992957
I've considered it before anon, but I don't know where to even begin finding a community that would take me in.
>>24993464
I guess in a sense that's why we're here.
>r9kfarm when
>>24992957
>can't jack off
>have to read and study
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