>tfw vagina smells like rotten meat
That sounds [the opposite of cold].
Go buy some Vagisil.
Sniffing your hands isn't the same
1. Eat a better diet and drink water, not sugary beverages
2. Yes, you are supposed to wash your vag daily in the shower. Only use a small amount of mild soap or baby shampoo. Primarily just use water and elbow grease.
3. ?????
4. Profit. Literally, because your fuck hole will be much more attractive to whoever you whore yourself out to.
ONLY COZ U PUT UR GROSD AS DICK IN IT
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