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>cook for a guy i like
>ask him what he thinks
>"honestly, it tasted like shit"
just end my life
would you rather he lie about it?
fix your shit cooking skills
If he is too dense to figure out how to at least turn a criticism into a means of telling you what you can improve, he's just a dumbass and rude to boot.
>>24990075
I hope this is true, sounds like you got fucking roasted like the roastie you are.
>>24990075
Maybe you shouldn't use poop in your food.
>>24990172
This. Honestly, his delivery could have been a little more polite, but it's good he told the truth. What did you cook him?
It takes practice to girl properly. Stick to your pans, Betty Crocker
Learn to cook better. If not for others than for yourself.
Hell, I remember hanging around this drunk girl once. She wasnt pretty but I didn't mind her because she was friendly and cooked me some nice food.
I wasn't interested in her,I actually naively went to her Uni room and hung out and played on her guitar and went off back to my room to study.
She probably wanted to bone. But she was reaaaallly drunk. All the time. Even in lessons.
>relationship where neither person can cook
Dont do it. You're gonna be fat.
>tfw can't cook
>at all
>eat take out or bake frozen stuff every night
>can never ask a guy over for dinner
>cook for a CHAD i like
*fixed
You deserve it. Fucking cunt
>>24990172
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>>24990212
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>>24990290
When will you learn, my dear children, that fembots don't exist?
Yet another Fem"bot" normalfag thread. Let's see everyone give this thread 100+ replies.
I swear, you don't even need to add substance to posts when your female here. Just state your gender and just wait for the bump limit.
the only thing a fembot is capable of feeling is the dildo she uses to fuck herself to sleep while thinking about chad. because, obviously, she's not capable of actually getting the chad she wants, since she's probably 40 pounds overweight with a serious overbite
>>24990269
>tfw no gf that can't cook to have kitchen shenanigans with
>>24990269
Learn. To. Cook.
It really isn't hard.
Go look up recipes and get basic cooking gear it mentions. A nice steamer and/or slow cooker at least if you want to be lazy on how you cook your veggies and meat. Go look up techniques you don't recognise.
Practice, get a feel for the dish. Memorise how to make it without instructions. Experiment with dish.
Don't be a useless sperg all your life.
>tfw no gf to cook for
Does anyone comprehend these emotions?
Wait til he maxes out his Guts by visiting the infirmary a lot
>>24990075
You have bad taste in men. I'm sorry.
>>24990416
I can comprehend mi familia
All those saying they can't cook, it's fucking easy. Follow a recipe or better yet make something tomato based yourself cos that's got shit tier cooking
>>24990317
I don't give a shit about gender.
I'm just pissed off that most of my generation can't even prepare basic fucking meals.
I've known people to burn baked beans.
How do people burn baked beans? They're fucking baked beans! You can just stick then in a microwavable pot and cook them for a few minutes to warm them up or just eat them fucking cold.
>>24990075
>expects her food to taste good because the vagina
>expects her bf to lie about food tasting like shit because of the vagina
top kek 3/10 bait, made me point out the obvious.
>achieve bf
>turns me down in order to jack off to miley cyrus
>>24990075
Go fuck yourself you fucking cunt.
>>24990451
We live in an era where everyone can just order takeout on the get-go.
>>24990393
Some people just don't have a very refined palate anon. They dont know the difference between something bad and something good. To them it's all subjective. Some people cook for decades and do the same horrible shit every single time they make something because they just think it was good enough the first time no matter what My mom is like this, she has to really screw something up to try anything differently a second time. She'd rather not think about it too much. This is how I got to the point where I started cooking, and I am good. I always get compliments because I dont want to waste the ingredients having made something I don't personally think is palatable enough to try twice.
>>24990462
You must be a dirtier whore than she is.
>>24990451
>I'm just pissed off that most of my generation can't even prepare basic fucking meals.
you can blame our parents for that. i'd say it's the same for most people who can't cook a meal.
i've had to watch fucking youtube videos on how to cook food because my parents were completely fucking worthless and never taught me anything worth a shit.
>>24990493
I'm the shy and quiet type.
>>24990507
My mother tried to teach me but I never wanted to learn. I learned by watching youtube videos too.
>>24990462
>>24990541
location pls
cuc.k your bf with me
>>24990581
Canada
and he's actually into that. He hasn't told me, but he frequently browses kekold sex stories" on Reddit.
I'm honestly disgusted.
>>24990451
Yeah, but who eats baked beans cold?
>>24990470
Takeout food, while admittadely delicious, is nutritionally shit. Either empty carbohydrates or fatty salty meats doused in a variety of sugar-filled sauces.
I've known people to eat this shit constantly. Almost every day.They act all fucked up and angry all the time and have horrible sunken complexions.
No shit you feel like shit you don't eat any fruit or veg. You don't get vitamins or minerals in your system.
It's easily fixed, and nowhere near as expensive as one would think. And it angers me when people are too lazy to sort that shit out.
Oh, look. The thread is starting to descend to hook ups like all "fembot" threads.
>>24990644
most people eat like that because even if they know how to cook, they just don't have the energy or time to do it. everyone is just over worked and there's no time to do anything anymore.
>>24990629
he sounds like a degenerate
>>24990664
ontario, you sound hot omg
>>24990728
That could either be very close or very far from me. Ontario's big
>be with bf for five years
>his birthday was in April
>treat him to an entire birthday week, cooking his favorite foods, showering him with gifts and taking him out for dinners
>my birthday rolls around
>he doesn't do anything for me, because he forgot
>>24990664
alberta
>>24990694
hes disgusting but im lonely
>>24990644
They can also be wageslaves. Don't don't have time to cook up thinks for themselves. You can ask them why they go there and don't make themselves something to eat and they'll say: "I have to go to work in an hour"/"I just got back from work and this is quicker."
Takeout is just that convenient.
>>24990760
Welp too far for meUnless you'll kek him on skype with me :^)
>>24990760
this is not me i'm >>24990728
>>24990487
You're right anon. I guess for me, I like to see my cooking improve. I always seek feedback from others and take their criticism.
As an example, when I first made gingerbread cookies I did a pretty decent job, despite my blender being an antique that doesn't actually blend anything and I had to use the hand blender and my own force to blend that shit properly. But the cookies were a little misshapen when I got them onto the baking paper. I analysed where i might have gone wrong and i realises i let the dough get a little too wet and didn't quite give it enough time to cool in the fridge wrapped up in clingfilm.
Second time round the cookies were very consistent. Almost as consistent as the machine made ones.
I'm pretty confident over time I can easily memorise this recipe and recreate it perfectly, and its a great feeling.
>>24990760
alberta is pretty desolate but there are better men out there
>>24990760
where in alberta?
>>24990631
I've done it when I needed a quick meal before getting back to work on an assignment where every minute counts.
>on period
>cramps out the ass
>ask roommate's friend to run out and get me some cherry docter pepper and chinese food
>he finally agrees to go get it after some convincing
>comes back like and hour later with diet docter pepper, nothing else
>don't even take the soda
>call him an asshole
>sitting in room making posts, drinking disgusting RC cola and feeling like shit instead of being comfy af frfr
>Started attended college again to get a more reliable job
>Going in for final review, husband's grandmother comes over while I'm at class to see the baby
>She dresses him in short sleeved clothing while I'm gone
>Bitches about how cold he is
Common sense is apparently beyond her.
>never cooked in my life (mom wouldnt let me)
>get bf
>try to cook for him
>get told it wasn't good
>start learning
>start improving
>guy loves my cooking now
>cooking for chad
he doesn't need to be nice to you, he's going to fuck stacy later anyway
>>24990766
Here's the thing right.
I'm a wageslav and I still make time.
If you have time before a shift, you can pre-prepare a stew/curry in a slow-cooker and have it be ready to eat as soon as you get back (with a little re-heating +added water of course, unless you want it to be on all day and make the dish dry as shit).
If not, you can easily roast/steam some vegetables and grill some meat after work. Doesn't take long.
Tomato based dishes are crazy easy. Spaghetti bolognese or chilli con carne, (which i like to stuff into roasted peppers), and add in some mushrooms. Dead simple.
Shit if you're really pressed for time, there's always a stir-fry. Takes about half an hour Max. Bung in the meat, brown it off, add veg, cook for a bit, add the noodles, cook for a bit, add the sauce, cook for a bit, done.
>>24990075
every fucking fembot feels can be resumed in this pic.
stupid fucking bitches thats why you all deserves to be brutally raped tortured and murdered.
>>24991093
Dude, who hurt you?
>>24990075
>Girl cooks for me
>Tastes like shit, it's really bad
>Oh God. It's so bad it must be some kind of test
> Smile and say it's ok while eggshells crunch between my teeth of this no-good scrabled eggs thing
It was a test of my submissiveness and i failed it XD
>>24990969
Oh my god I would rage. I guess I'll share my baby related stuff.
>father in law has an affair with a stripper, fathers a little girl
>they decide to hold the baby shower after she's born, so that mom can get drunk at her own shower (apparently she's not breast feeding)
>husband and I show up toward the end, bc I had to work that day
>father in law is totally loaded (who wouldn't be, after having a kid at the age of 50)
>baby has been sleeping quietly all day
>father goes to pick her up
>of course the baby starts screaming her head off
>he's bouncing her trying to calm her down
>mfw he almost fucking drops her on the floor because of how drunk he is
I've never been in a situation where I just wanted to take someone's baby away from them until that moment.
>>24990969
acnekun are you not going to sleep or does your mom have to tuck you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98zH99Kh2BY
>>24991093
W-will you rape me? Just so I can have had The Sex once before I die foreveralone ;_;
At l-least I have my cats.
>>24990969
>>24991139
>married women
What the fuck? Get off my board whores. You're worse than any other """"fem""""""""bots""""
Mystery.jpg is the only girl smart enough to have a trip.
No girl in this thread is taken seriously because everyone thinks they're just dudes.
>>24991170
I will if you post contact
>fembot feels
>bf
haha holy shit
>>24991060
All that would sound like a lot of work for most people. A lot would think: "I can just go to the my local Chinese restaurant and order something quick!"
>>24991174
Honey, I've been on 4chan since 2007.
Forgive me for finding the robot of my dreams and tying the knot.
>>24991201
>Mystery.jpg is the only girl that cares about what robots think of her posts
Fixed, retard.
>>24991237
And I don't give a shit. Go away
>>24991241
If they didn't care then they wouldn't post at all.
Unless a woman has a trip with proof she's a woman, they're at VERY BEST a tranny.
Whenever I read these threads it always hurts to know fembots don't really exist, they seem like the perfect gf for me.
>>24991265
You sound cranky. Might be past your bedtime, bruh.
>>24991293
I'm just here to talk with other femanons and I'd be happy if you stopped coming into these threads actually.
if you want to cook to impress, get really good at doing something simple. that way there's less to fuck up, and instead of setting a high standard you fail to meet, you're setting a low standard you can easily surpass
>>24991170
wait. you can't say that.. you are a girl. girls can have sex whenever they fuck want to. even if they are fat, chubby, ugly they can have always sex. so shut the fuck up
>>24991320
>femanons
You're looking my way but the high way is filled with robot originality.
>>24991241
>>24991201
pfffff what a bunch of pathetic pieces of shit mystery its a fucking normie ... she was on /fit/ FIT dammit. that fucking superficiall scum of FIT. i would love to choke her to death with my fucking own hands. fucking normies . they contaminate the all mighty /r9k/ .. they dont deserve to live.
>>24991352
Wanna be my firstie, then?
:3
>>24991423
I'd love to *-*
>>24991170
What kind of cats THIS IS IMPORTANT.
>>24991423
>tfw I said yes and got ignored
>>24991465
because you are NOT the one who she was talking to. dammit.
>>24991201
I used to have a trip but I just got hate for it. And I didnt like that people could look at all my posts in the archives
>>24991139
I would probably shot my pants if I saw that, especially since she was likely a little little with minimal neck support. Not quite as dramatic as your story but more annoying great-grandma story.
>She comes over two weeks ago
>Waiting for husband to get home with her before I leave for class
>She asks me the last time I fed the baby, told her what time I breastfed him
>Proceeds to freak out that I'm still breastfeeding (he's 7 months, minimum age before weaning is 12 months)
>Giving me an earful about how that's not normal, and how my mother in law only breastfed for 6 months
>Tried to explain he was actual breastfed for 18 months, as documented in his baby book, but she calls my mother in law a liar
>Husband gets home, tell them when she can feed him
>Didn't even fed him, had to do it myself after class
I sometimes wonder if she listens to me at all.
>>24991417
At least you know she's a girl and not a dude pretending.I'm 6'2 and a fitfag who's had girls come onto him looking for sex or a relationship. I just come here because it's fun.Suck it, beta fuckboi.Also haven't left my house in 3 years.
>>24991459
Just be patient with me. I'm shy and afraid.
>>24991492
... how about you stop posting stupid shit if you don't want it looked at? And who the fuck cares about 4chan hate?
>>24991464
Just plain old black and white short hairs. One has a white dot just on the tip of his tail and provides me hours of entertainment as he tries to capture it.
So if you're going to ravage me, please don't do it in front of the kitties.
Good for one whole thread
>>24991578
>having lame normal cats and not siamese
No one wants to ravish you now.
>>24991562
i stay anon so i can post as much stupid shit as i want without people i know irl looking it up
duh
>>24991496
Nothing amazes me more than women who criticize other women's parenting choices.
Like, you already know how much pressure people put on you when you have a baby. Unless the mom is doing something that's downright wrong/dangerous, keep your damn mouth shut.
And the baby was only a week and a half old. I was furious. To add to how fucked the situation is, my father-in-law and his gf have two gigantic great danes. The dogs are still puppies and don't know how to behave. It scared the shit out of me when I was holding the baby and this giant black dog just shoves his head in my lap. His head that is bigger than the entire baby, and he's not even fully grown apparently.
>>24991531
ooow *-* you are perfect then <3 and dont worry im patient :3
(srsly. i think that shy and afraid girls are really atractive )
>>24991578
tuxedo cats are the best
>tfw the family tux ran off months ago
he was really old though, probably went to die somewhere ;_;
choo choo "fembots"
>>24990075
Wtf what an idiot, just let him go fuck himself, you don't need him
>>24991578
I can appreciate classics. Make sure you leave the bedroom door open for hours beforehand so they lose all interest in going in there otherwise they'll just be scratching and meowing and it'll be awkward for all parties involved.
I'm even gonna pet them on the way out, maybe put a little food in their food bowls. Just try and stop me.
>>24990644
>eating takeout means you don't eat fruit or vegetables
If I could afford it, I'd go to restaurants all the time.
>>24991645
Oh =/
B-but there are so many unwanted kitties out there.
I identify with my cats because until I adopted them, nobody wanted or loved them.Just like me ;_;
>>24991698
just the thought of you crying breaks my heart gurl
>bf eats nothing but greasy takeout
>complains about headaches and feeling weak
>>24991670
>knowing people irl
>fembot
>robot
>Like, my friends, like, totally don't understand why I'm, like, letting Chad fuck me on the weekends and I don't, like, just settle down with, like, Wojak or someone, yah know? Robot problems air?!
>>24991681
We must be meant for each other then <3
Sweden
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So drunk would fuk any rosite desu senpai
>>24991715
B-but they're on a feeding regimen. I don't want them to contract diabeetus.
>>24991695
choo choo motherfuckers
Oh god, shut up you ugly fucking dykes, where's my Mystery.jpg?
>>24991848
No. I could be in better shape (more toned), but I am thin. I have a thick butt though.
>>24991927
L-let me ravge your thick butt pls
>>24990075
>tfw men cannot leave fembot threads alone
>>24991894
Summoned,
Do you know lots about trains or do you just post them?
Describe your relation to trians
>>24991927
>likes cats and has a thick booty
yes plz
do you also like trains?
>>24990757
>birthday week
Do people really do this?
>>24990075
I'm sure you still chase the guy though, like a pathetic degenerate woman.
>>24991943
NO GOD DAMMIT she is mine :@ im gonna be her firstie. you can come along after... maybe.
>>24991815
<3 exxactly i'm in love <3 also how many cats you have baby?
Paging mystery.jpg with some fresh OC. Maybe she'll love me now.
Remember robots, do it for her!
>>24991852
FUCK I just left Sweden last week, won't be back for a while
S-Sigtuna?
>>24992026
No she's mine autist.
I'm going to ravage her and then play with her kitties :3
>>24991991
I know a fair bit, but mostly I just like to post and watch them. always have been fascinated by trains, ever since I was a little autistic kid
>>24991863
Well then maybe I'll just refresh their water. BUT YOU WON'T STOP ME FROM PETTING THEM.>tfw my 16 year old Blue Russian has failing kidneys
>>24992029
>mystery on suicide watch
>>24991996
Well. I've seen every episode of Thomas the Tank Engine. Does that count?
>FUCK I just left Sweden last week, won't be back for a while
LOL UPPSALA
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>24991996
The Javelin is the shit fam8
>>24992069
THATS IT you fucking piece of trash. you are fucking dead kiddo. I TOLD YOU ! she is mine and im gonna be her firstie . not you . N O T you..
>>24992029
>she looks that good at her best
>instead of posting any of those pictures she posted the one with her dog where the perspective is all bad and that crying one to get back (?) at Ivan
>>24992122
God tier show. pls marry
>>24990235
She sounds awesome....
>>24992149
>crying one
did I miss one? post it please
>>24992135
You can listen at the door with the cats friendo :^)
>>24992026
Just two. I used to have three, but I had to find a new home for their sister because she was mean to them. I think she thought she was a dog.
>>24992122
I suppose
do you live in the sf bay area?
>>24992120
seriously? good, at least she'll be gone for a few days
>>24992128
FUUU I used to take the train from Marsta to Uppsala like once a week
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>>24992070
Serious question, if a train breaks to hard in a turn it can derail.
I have always thought that if you jump ifront of a train right before a highspeed turn can this derail it?
>>24992029
she's so perfect
why must I see pictures of her every day and be tormented by the fact we will never be together ;_;
>>24992256
back off faggot. mystery and I are dating, she just doesn't know it yet.
>>24991852
Stockholm bb?
>>24992115
I'm sorry about your cat. I hope he holds on.
Mine are very comforting in times of distress.
>tfw your cat instinctively knows that you're sick and won't leave your side.
>>24992133
yeah, it's legit
>>24992202
so cute
>tfw may be allergic to cats now
>tfw still let my housemate's cat in my room, even though I can feel my throat tightening as I cuddle with her
it's a sad and dangerous feel
>>24992190
Even if I wasn't referencing one already in the collage I wouldn't post anything of her regardless.
>>24992216
not even autistic, well i lost that chance
if your ever in uppsala im prob here
>>24992280
If you can truly make her happy I'll accept it
>>24992284
Uppsala
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>>24992254
I'm not really sure. maybe Train Guy would know
>>24992207
No, crappy Ohio >.<
>>24992290
He's pretty vocal and active, you wouldn't know much is wrong with him other than he looks pretty scraggly in his old age.
>tfw have been sick sleeping on the couch for the past four or five days
>tfw old blue russian has been sleeping with me constantly
>black tabby occasionally since they get really jealous of eachother
>tfw woke up yesterday with blue russian on my chest and black tabby between my feet
And people say cats are heartless.
>>24992202
hey thats gr8 baby *.* i also have 2 cats she is the younger. the other its black and white but its 15 years old.
>>24992303
You should get some claritin or something. It works pretty well.
>>24992438
just my luck
>tfw no qt cat loving foamer girls in the sf bay area
>>24991673
I'm part of this breastfeeding support group, and while it's amazing how much information I've been able to learn from them, they are also the most judgemental people I've ever met. Which is funny because they claim that you can't be judgemental, but it basically translates to "you can judge us, we just judge everyone else".
My mom is the worst, mostly because she's passive aggressive in how she tries to make me parent then gets offended when I don't do things her way. I think she's still salty that I didn't circumcise my son.
>>24992029
>>24992149
NO WAY ... where the fuck did you get pics of her ? fucking mystery she used to comment on threads like she is depressed and is ugly foreeralone.jpg and shit like that but look at that. she is a perfectly fuckable bitch with eyes of a hoe and the smile of a scort. ddammn .... mystery if you are reading this you are a fucking normie and you are not welcome here.
>>24992519
that is a temporary measure at best for me sadly
>>24992577
she was a qt girl this entire time. She timestamped her foot and posted pictures of herself + other reasons I know it's her I won't post about. I'm 100% sure that's her f a m.
>>24992577
>redpilled on mystery
She is a rostie whore who just wants attention
Dont give it to her
>>24992577
>mystery, swami, craig, and lettuce are the same person
>>24992575
>didn't circumcise your son despite pressure to do so
you are a great parent, and I wish my mum had been as strong as you. circumcision of minors should be illegal t b h
>>24992438
>Ohio
Why so far?
>>24992664
whats the deal about the trains... i wanna know.
>>24992612
hahahahah what a pathetic hoe. i'd love to destroy her pussy and put a hidden camera and then post it here on the most cool board of 4chan.
>>24992477
D'aww.
Mine are seven. It just started sinking in this year that they're really middle aged. They're so spry I sometimes still think of them as just being two years old.
>>24992716
see >>24992070
it is also because another guy posts trains in these threads to derail them, and I decided to join him
>>24992531
I'm sure you will find someone, living in a place as diverse as sf.
>>24992575
I've noticed on social media, how young moms get very high and mighty about breastfeeding and their right to do so in public. Which I'm fully supportive of, but they get really pushy with it. Jesus, I get it, they're just boobs.
And good for you for not circumcising.
>>24992680
I wish I wasn't. It's a terrible state to live in.
Mystery, are you there?
>>24992844
Come to new york and love me ;_;
>>24992664
I want to thank my parents for not having me circumcised, but I have no idea how to broach the subject without extreme amounts of awkwardness.
>>24992773
I don't live in SF, I live in the east bay
and though this area is racially diverse, it's a lot less diverse in other ways
>>24992752
yea thats true. i mean she is 5 and it look like it was yesterday when she was a lil and fragile kitty :D
the other one ( black and white ) i was a child when she came home . remember that she used to play with my grandpa ( one year after grandpa passed away on dec 31 at 23 20 :/ sad story )
>>24992207
Those trains are really /confy/ to ride
jesus fucking christ
>>>/soc/
/9k/ must be purged, failed normalfags are the biggest cancer of them all
>>24992891
Do you live in the city? I found Chicago to be overwhelming when I visited. Can't even imagine trying to survive NYC.
>>24992907
my mum apologized for my circumcision, but that was also awkward and didn't really make anything better. plus I'm still unsure if she actually meant it, or was just being subtly sarcastic or lying to get me to stop discussing it
>>24992996
No I live rural. I don't want to live in a city.
>>24992438
>tfw one state away
Truly it is meant to be.
you can never be a robot or integrate into r9k. You are a female. A living breathing fuckdoll, an object created for the pleasure of men. Your whole existence and purpose of living is to be desirable to men and to serve them. You need to get off r9k, you have the bitterness of r9k but without any reason because you are a woman. This is why men on r9k hate women.
>>24992932
She is just way too precious *_*
I wish I still had pics of mine as kittens. But they were on an old phone that crapped out before I could transfer them.
>>24990075
What was the meal?
>>24993014
I don't either. Cities are dirty and intimidating.
>>24993014
dont lie to us dammit. there's no rural states in chicago or new york you are just trying to fuck her. righ in the pussy
>>24993008
I just remember when I was like 4 or 5 I was taking a piss with my dad and I saw that he was cut and it shocked me. And I kept asking questions and didn't understand why someone had hacked part of his dick off. Before that I didn't even realize people got cut.
>>24993140
I don't like the noise or all the people. Quiet little towns are best.
>>24993143
That can come later anon.
>>24993143
>no rural areas in New York
Have you literally never heard of the Adirondacks? There's a guy here who makes like 5 threads a week bitching about how he lives in Upstate New York and it's too far away from everything else.
>>24993186
>>24993143
>>24993103
>>24993008
>>24992932
do you guys realize that this shit has passed to a fembot feels to a conversation between us xD ? i love this place . this is like facebook for people like me ( without friends )
>>24990757
i bet you still love him dont you?
women love being treated like shit lmao
When I first saw these threads I thought they were some kind of elaborate shill to give robots false hope, three months later these threads still persist. Do girls actually browse r9k, or this so kind of big male to female trannie circlejerk.? If grills are reading this could you prove that you really do exist (timestamp, vocaroo, etc)?
>>24993186
I agree. I do appreciate the unique cuisine and specialty shops you can find in big cities, but anymore you see that popping up all over in small towns.
Plus I'm a cook/baker, so I can re-create most types of dishes.
>>24993312
What kinds of things can you make?marry pls
>>24993103
yea kittens are one of the most beautiful things on the animal world. also how old are you babygirl *-* ?
>>24992664
I was really lucky that I happened to take a psychology course on human sexuality where we briefly discussed circumcision which sparked my interest in researching it. It was frustrating with my mom because she doesn't know shit about it since she had 3 girls and still tries to tell me I'm wrong.
>>24992816
Yeah people get insanely passionate about it and it just makes both sides come off as highly obnoxious. I think people who breastfeed their toddlers in public are doing it just for attention. I'm not against going past a year with my son, but I'm not going to whip my tit out in public when he's that old. Hell, I only did it before he started solids and now I just feed him actual food and breastfeed at home.
>>24992932
God that is an adorable kitty. I miss when mine was that tiny. He's still my sweet fur baby though
>>24993326
lol, pretty much anything I suppose. Maybe not molecular gastronomy tier. I work in a kitchen where we have a different menu every day on a five week cycle and we try to mix it up since we cater to a pretty diverse population. Lots of American fare, but also Indian, traditional European stuff, Korean, Hispanic style food, etc.
I'm not big on baking desserts (though I can, I just don't care for sweets). And I love baking bread from scratch. I could do that every day and be happy.
>>24993165
circumcision is thankfully on the way out, eventually all kids with cut dads will be asking them those questions
OP, give me your recipe and I'll fix it for you.
>>24993438
Why has no one taken you yet? You sound too perfect.
Just checking the thread periodically to see if mystery.jpg had arrived yet.
>>24990075
Poor thing. I mean that. At least he was honest, that's a positive. If it tastes amazing next time he won't be lying to your face just to make you feel better, imo.
>>24993396
yeah, now that people have more access to information, old barbarisms like circumcision are getting less support than ever from younger generations (although there are new ones replacing them)
>>24993509
>not a virgin
>worth anything
>>24993566
I'll admit I'd prefer a virgin, but a low partner count is fine. Being nice with qt kitties and amazing cooking skills is outweighs that by a lot.
>>24993438
You sound interesting.
I would like to steal your recipes.
Do you have a skype?
>>24993438
>>24993312
now now tell us the truth.... you sound like the perfect girl.. no lie. whats the matter ... you have cock right ? god dammit i knew it.
>>24993509
I'm not really good at talking to people, so they don't really tend to learn anything about me. I also don't really 'get' flirting (i.e., I never know what to say and have a hard time knowing whether or not I'm being flirted with in the first place). No social life. Cripplingly low self esteem.
The usual suspects.
It's hard to meet people when you basically just get up, go to work, and go back home.
But thanks. It's nice to feel appreciated.
>>24993622
Sure, anon. Settle if you want to.But remember, she's only with you because he doesn't think she's worth enough.
>>24993676
Kinda embarrassed at how many times I employed the word 'really' in that post.
I dont need to your a women the end for you was decided when you were born
>>24993676Gib skype pls thanks
>>24993687
Alright anon I'll do that. But I don't think I'd be settling.
This thread has the single most amount of cancer I've seen.
>>24993537
Mystery rarely posts at this time of the day.
>>24993789
Yeah, that's why I'm getting a little sad, I won't be able to talk with a qt fembot today...
>>24993789
>doj
>accusing ANYTHING of being cancer
>>24993843
She's not coming today.
Go fuck off and maybe die.
>>24993789
>accusing anything of cancer
>started a mystery thread the other day
dodge please
>>24993932
I've got a crush on her.
>>24993789
stop talking about mystery aaaaaaggghhh.. fuck that bitch its all about the cats lover girl
eeeh
>>24993676
THIS GIRL
sieg heil to her.
>>24993932
I hope not
>>24993935
>started a Mystery thread
how truly pathetic and sad
>>24993951
You're awful, you know that?
>>24993951
You know she doesn't care right? It's not gonna work out, it's a waste of your time.
>>24993998
Is she talking to you?
>>24993951
You shouldn't. Find someone else
>friend on whom I've had crush for past 3 years wants to get drunk
>we're in a different parts of the country so it'll be most likely via skype
my life sucks
>>24993783
I'm not on skype, sorry. Too self conscious, tbqh.
>>24994041
that skeleton is way too spooky for me m8
>>24994077
k-kik or throwaway email
>no qt gf to cook for
>>24993998
No I'm not
>>24994023
I know, I can't help it though
>>24994041
Like who?
>>24994120
I know that feel t b h f a m desu senpai tobequitehonestfamiliam
>>24994103[email protected]
I don't have kik either because I don't have a smart phone >.<
Living the flip phone dream. I don't exactly need anything more.
you know what sucks ? having a lot of problems and probably mental, trust, self esteem issues. and have no friends to talk about in real life... i feel upset about it ... and i feel a lot of worse when i realize that the only place where i can tell what i feel is this shitplace.. and i feel "fine" talking to people here , to idkn you uys or with the girl who likes cat... but its fucking sad because i know that is probably the first and last time that im gonna talk with them and its even more sad realize that im not even american and i live in a shitty country .... i feel fuckiing alone .
i was talking to a girl who was like " friend" and i told her my problems you know ... about my college my future desitions ... aand i told her that i dont know what to do.. and you know what she told me " well its hard" JUST THAT.... FUCK JUST THAT ..... GOD DAMMIT
i feel even accepted here ..... i can't....i .. i can't...
if somebody read this .. i'm sorry...and if i wroted wrong a word i'm sorry but english its not my first language.. but i tried my best , i know that it doesn't matter.
>>24994134
If you really actually like her then don't make posts like you just did. Just wait for her to post on her own.
>>24993935
She's a nice person and deserves some appreciation. Samson had his own thread as well.
If anything, it's not even for Mystery, but for promotion of tripfag culture, which is a necessity in these dire times of domination by Anonymous manchildren.
>>24993981
No.
>>24994175
You should try exchanging contact information with posters you have enjoyable experiences with.
Email sent
I don't blame you for getting a flip phone.
>>24994023
Why do you ask?
>>24994175
>" well its hard"
It is though. Maybe you're assuming she's more well qualified to give advice than she is. You put an awful lot of weight on her shoulders, when there are people who's job it is to advise you on post-secondary issues.
>>24994222
yeah, that's true. the classic trips and trip groups are almost all dead and gone
>>24990075
either you cooked it for some guy who is attractive/popular and gets a lot of female attention (IE you do not belong here, get the fuck out)
OR
you cooked it for a literal autist who doesn't understand the concept of empathy (ie, you have terrible taste in men, please date me)
>>24994134
>Like who?
Try pixyteri
>>24994175
What mental issues do you have?
>>24994222
She is nice. If you saw her reaction to the Fish-Mystery threads then you would know she doesn't want that kind of attention.
>>24994249
>Why do you ask?
I hope she is, at least, talking to someone
>>24991698
If women did that every time a man hurt her feelings she'd never settle down, oh wait. That's what they are doing..
>>24994249
I just want to know if she's ok. I can't message her right now.
>>24994320
It's just not nice is all
>>24994330
some of her pics are revolting, but then others make me want to bang her. my dick is so confused right now
>>24994436
I guess you have issues following your own train of thought HEHEHE
>>24994169
im sorry... but if .. if i send to you and email would yo reply me ? i dont wanna get noods i dont wanna fuck and its probably that you think of me that im a pathetic piece of garbage but i just wanna someone to talk.... do you reply me ? yes]?
>>24994436
Here is my favorite gif of her.I wish I could be happy like this
http://imgur.com/FMY6V314.64mb
Was weebushi a bellygf?
>>24990317
but they do exist, anon. in fact one of them just made this thread
>>24991093
>implying the males of /r9k/ are the same
oh, but I'm sure you'd be with a 600lb black woman with 5 kids, wouldn't you?
>>24994523
kek
>>24994732
noice
and indeed she was, though she has better hygiene and personality, plus a much more qt face
>>24995019
yeah, but the difference is that "fembots" often reject even above average guys, whereas the average robot will often get turned down by even the planets with kids you mentioned
>>24992438
where at? 513 here
>>24996030
I'm 513 too. I didn't know there were any 513s on this board. I've looked before. Who are you? What are you like? What do you like?
>>24992771
>another guy posts trains in these threads to derail them
topkek
Who are the fembots on r9k? What are their trips? Do they still post?
>>24996071
>Who are you?
well who are you? I've met two girls from here before (not IRL, just got their contact info) and I'm paranoid you might be one of them
>>24995617
>arent you just the cuyttest LITTLE ANIMU& HOUSE WIFE!!!:3 :3 L:3,3 L:3 :) <33<#,<# KAW AIOIOOOOo
don't get triggered
>>24996317
Oh, you're one of those gross guys that does stuff to women. Not interested. I'm a guy though so I'm definitely not one of those. People with sex drives creep me the fuck out.
>>24996212
>ywn saturno post again
She was my fave
>>24994732
Pixyteri was so nuts.
I wish we had top shelf lolcow material instead of all this bargain bin bullshit.
>>24996404
just look at your local tranny community, they've always got some truly kekworthy members
>>24993310
Do people actually believe that females don't post here? You've gotta be pretty naive to think it's a 100% male space.
>>24996404
She's a nice girl... works at victoria's secret now.
I don't know what's more desperate, a woman actually posting here or a man pretending to be one
>>24996030
937 straight repin bitch
From the whitest dayton suburb fuck yea
>>24996532
both are fairly desperate tobequitehonestmydearfamiliam
