Do any of you robots have experience with mom/son incest?
I want to fuck my mom, she's good looking and she's got a fat ass and big tits too.
I think she's the only woman that loves me, how do I go about this?
>>24989650
bump for interest
I know all of you will hiss in revulsion, but /r/incest has a lot of posts by guys trying to get incest action. There is also a "guide" to seducing a family member there.
>>24989650
it's complicated having sex with your mom means you can have sex anytime you want at home, but guilt is powerfull but for some extrange reason the idea of kek my own dad makes me horny
>>24989650
I knew people who did.
It wont work if she doesn't show some kind of interest. So your gonna need to think real hard if there was any kind of signs and what was involved to make those signs occur.
Pretty basic and pretty much the same with seducing any other woman.
>tfw this has always been my favorite fetish since I was a boy
>tfw no hot mom
Where can I find motherly qts?
>>24992475
Milf demographic. Probably femdom sub demographic of that one for best chances of finding the ones who have a mommy fetish.
Take a step back and realized how badly unlimited access to porn has fucked your mind. Please do not try to fuck your mom, you'll end up spoiling your relationship with, as you say, the only woman who loves you.
Maybe in a fictional alternate universe. Not my own mom.
>>24992564
>its porn's fault that people have fetishes
>>24992602
That's not necessarily what I was implying, anon. Having a fetish is fine, but attempting to act on that fetish in real life (especially if it's fucking your own mother) almost always ends up poorly.
My mother flashed me once.
ss thread boys?
>>24989650
With a woman who was pretending to be my mom, fuck yeah. With my real mom, pls no.
Going to write out my ultimate fantasy because it feels good to share this incredibly obscure and embarrassing feel.
>have a Rosey mommy
>it's night time
>got my Samurai Jack playing on the TV
>she opens the door and walks to the bed
>kisses me on the head, I reach up and hug, she hugs me back
>"Goodnight sweetheart, you sleep well okay? I love you."
>m-mommy you forgot
>she smiles, pulls my covers down, pulls up my shirt
>blows a raspberry on my tummy, I giggle which makes her giggle
>she sighs a contented sigh, looks me in the eyes
>"Hmm, I think you forgot something too honey."
>w-wha-
>she puts her armpit over my face and says
>"Stinky pit attack!"
>i giggle and laugh, she pulls away laughing
>hug one more time
>she kisses me on the head one more time
>walks over to my door, turns off the light, and walks out
>before shutting the door, she leans in
>"Goodnight buddy, sweet dreams."
>goodnight mommy, I love you!
>she shuts the door gently, turns the hallway light off, I hear her footsteps as she walks back upstairs
Literally nothing would make me happier, I don't even give a shit about sex.I grew up without a mother
Pic related is how she'd be dressed, she would go upstairs and maybe have a couple of adult drinks (liquor) before going to bed.
It would just be mommy and me, happy as can be.Mommy's little boy, her pride and joy.
>>24992770
>Fantasies where a grown man acts like a child
I'll never understand you people.
You're already pretty messed up but if you manage to do it you will be ruined mentally and your whole relationship will tank.
Not that you'd be able to do it. You're probably a smelly neckbeard and she wants nothing to do with you in that way. Had better luck as a kid.
>>24992721
>>24992590
This. The fantasy is real but it's just a fantasy.
>>24992892
I'm not into all that creepy baby shit, but to be able to be vulnerable with someone would be great.
I have a therapist and refuse to even open up to her about 75% of my issues.
Growing up with only a stoic father does not do wonders for you.
So while I come across as a complete faggot writing that, it's mainly because I'm never vulnerable or emotionally open with anyone, and I can never be.
Hence why it's one of my fantasies. In a romantic relationship I could never feel full trust and acceptance. But I think the completely pure love of a mother-son relationship could make me feel safe enough to let those inhibitions go.
Unfortunately I am a broken man, and I won't argue, I know I'm pathetic.
Just explaining myself.
>>24992979
I feel you, man. The one person I can open up to is my best friend and even then it's really hard and it takes me forever to say anything of importance. Told her that I was in love with her. She said it was fine and we're still friends. Honestly it felt good to get it off my chest.
>>24993086
>Told her that I was in love with her. She said it was fine and we're still friends.
>>24993086
I know that feel. I have two friends, and both of them I have known for years. Still impossible to open up because
>one is a guy, which means opening up compromises my masculinity
>other is a girl (his gf actually) and opening up means compromising my masculinity and also embarrassing myself in front of a grill
I just hate romantic relationships in general. People always get hurt.
A parent's love, or a dog's love, is far more pure, and for that reason I value them more than romantic relationships.
Many people here are broken or damaged beyond all repair.
>tfw your mom is a flat as a board womanlet
>>24993235
Sounds perfect, man. Give her my number.
>>24992770
>adult drinks (liquor)
Christ anon, you need some help.
Not even sure what to say, never heard of a therapy that can fix your lack of a mother.
At least for everyone else it's a fetish/sexual thing. It sounds like your soul has literally snapped in half.
I almost feel bad for you, except you're still a degenerate.
>>24993189
We're really good friends. Honestly I'd probably be a husk without her. She was really supportive about it.
>>24993199
I wouldn't even want to date her because the friendship is so good and I wouldn't want to fuck it up. I value that much more than having sex with her. I do fantasize about it though.
>>24993328
He doesn't sound normal compared to most people here. He just has a fantasy. It's not even about sex.
>>24993347
Nothing wrong with fantasizing man, I'm glad that you are still content with where you are. Don't fuck it up, and if she does something to fuck it up make sure you talk to her about it.
>>24993328
Kek, I know I'm a degenerate.
I've considered telling my therapist but if I explained how I had at least 20 or so 10-15 page stories saved on my hard drive about me and Rosey mommy I honestly believe I would be institutionalized. I have accepted that I can never be normal.
>>24989650
>tfw no mommy gf
I can't put the sadness into words.
>>24993369
Shit
He sounds normal* meant to say
Sort of similar situation OP, my mom made moves on me and I went with it. We had a relationship for a couple years before I went to college. I didn't try to attract her though, I got pretty /fit/ and Chadly in trying to get a gf. After no luck and mom spelling it out though I went for it. That's just my situation though, if there isn't something there for the both of you then it probably isn't going to work. Even if it does it's not worth things getting bad between you after.
>>24993460
How fucked up are you now knowing that you had sex with your own mother?
>>24993369
>>24993437
I would argue it's more normal to have a slight incest fetish. It's taboo but not that outrageous, and a lot of men have a tiny oedipus complex.
To have such elaborate fantasies about a certain person being your mother, in a completely non sexual way, is more understandable but takes a more stunted human being.
>>24993405
>at least 20 or so 10-15 page stories saved on my hard drive about me and Rosey mommy
>I honestly believe I would be institutionalized
>>24993460
Why would you even type this without greentexting your first/hottest sexual encounter? Some of us are trying to fap here
Any robots want to exchange mommies? I'll have sex with yours, you'll have sex with mine. This way there will be no guilt.
>>24993519
Well I'm here in this place, aren't I?
>>24993543
Didn't post to help people fap, just give OP advice from someone who's done what he wants to do.
First time though was in a hotel room on vacation. We fooled around before but this time she let us try penetration and actual sex. Didn't last long and pulled out to cum on her stomach. Hottest time, I'd have to think about it.
>>24993522
Sorry I make you nervous anon.
It's the best form of escapism for me, writing and reading these little snapshots of life.
For a little bit I can be open, even if it's just to myself really.
i don't want to actually fuck my mom, just a caring, full figured, older woman
>>24993699
A-anon you can't be a real human being
>>24993699
Well... maybe not normal
>>24993797
>>24993832
Sadly I am a real human being.
Don't worry I'm not a creep, I am fully self aware of how strange and degenerate it is.
I just wish I had a mom is all. My real one tried to kill me. She ruined relationships with women for me.
Anyone here want to get spanked by their mother? I can't decide if that's worse than wanting to do actual incest or not.
>>24994012
>>24993699
>>24993405
>>24992979
>>24992770
I see that you said you have a therapist.
Not sure if you should say the whole story, but I think you should mention your mother issues.
You clearly need some professional help, no offense, and I think you might be able to make at least a little progress with a mental health professional.
Just saying this as another caring anon with no interest in mommy shit, but stumbled upon this thread. You seem crushed on a fundamental level and it's more sad than funny, I know we'll laugh and joke but you must be pretty miserable.
>>24992892
Hes talking about wishing he had a childhood like that
Get off my board
>>24993699
>>24992770
And sometimes I forget why I come to this board.
/r9k/ is the best because it's literally mental illness central.
>>24994287
How could you ever forget that? That's what gives it it's character. Not the retard high schoolers posting pictures of Pepe, the people who are legit whack. Like that guy, or the guy who built the whole universe with two warring factions, or the guys who play weird games they made themselves, and the people who get so whacked out on OTC meds that they see God. We're crazy fuckers at heart.
>>24994176
I would consider it but I can't anon. When I talk to her she just nods and says she understands. I don't think she could understand this.
>>24994277
You're right anon, I just want to experience that pure form of love.
>>24994287
Lel, glad I can be of service m8.
>>24994287
/r9k/ is the internet equivalent of going on a cross-country trip and meeting a bunch of weirdos along the way
I really like talking to people here, everyone has their own unique story that brought them here in the first place
>>24994501
That is true but I find its a pity that its never anything good and usually tragic.
I don't think anyone ever ended up here because they wanted to. Its more like cross country trip to visit different homeless shelters you find and hearing their stories.
>>24994467
>>24994501
Kek
As the guy posting the weird Rosey mommy shit, I want to say that you guys are also why I love this board. Anywhere else I would say this I would be completely ridiculed and ostracized for the rest of time.
Here I can write it and people actually understand that it's not something I'm proud of, but that it's a mental illness that can't be helped.
It's just nice that most people here have some understanding of mental illness beyond
>OMG my le social anxiety xD is acting up!!!
>le my depression is making me want to stay inside and watch netflix today xD
Thanks for being here robots. You guys are my best friends.
>>24994501
That's why I haven't abandoned it despite the years of shitty memes and bad jokes and obnoxious faggots. There are still cool whackjobs here, even if they're often hidden.
>>24994487
Ask her to be your mommy and see what happens?
>>24994586
It's not really an illness. You just need that kind of attention. It's a common thing. you can get help.
>have mom/son fetish
>my mom is 9/10, not even kidding
>no arousal whatsoever when I see her
Thanks god
>>24994692
She's too old, it would be odd.
I want a Rosey mommy because she's very comforting to me. There is something about her age too, that makes me feel like in my fantasy she had a good husband, who she had me with, but then he passed away, but she still manages to live a satisfying life because she has me. She has me, I'm her pride and joy, and I remind her a lot of my dad. One day she hopes I'll make her some grand children and she can meet them too.
>>24994722Not him, butwhat kind of attention? Motherly?
My mother is the only woman who'll ever give half a shit about me. I guess it follows that I'd want a mom gf.
>>24994777
I don't even know what Rosey means. Is it just that girl? What does that mean?
>>24993699
c-can you post some of those files here?
>>24994722
It's sort of a mental illness in that it comes together with my obsessive personality to make it so that it MUST be this one person who gives me the attention. Even if someone did give me this kind of attention, it would feel forced, fake, synthetic, artificial, and they would probably tell people behind my back.
I prefer to keep the whole fantasy to myself and fall back on it when I need comfort.
Reminder that no women share your creepy fetish. Especially your mother.
I just want someone to do a nursing handjob with. Fuck. I just want to suck on some woman's tits and have her stroke my dick at the same time.
More /ss/ damnit
>>24994889
Well at least there aren't any /ss/ stories. That shit is messed up then again at least they those kind of things are almost unheard...but now I think about it its not exactly something a guy is gonna share about.
Like ever.
>>24994823Rose is a Youtube lady who stopped making videos a while ago. I discovered her a few months back and thought she was really cute. I try to downplay who it is because it doesn't matter really. If you ever see Rose threads on /r9k/, avoid them like the plague. They are cancerous. I have no interest in her besides thinking she's cute and has a soothing voice that would be good for a mother to have.
>>24994839
Not going to because most are too long, and a lot honestly become incoherent and a little too personal.
>>24994867
Trust me, there are some. But they're some pretty out there people themselves.
>>24994733
>>24989650
>>24992658
HOW HAS NOBODY ASKED FOR MOM PICS?
>>24995036
I think there's a mutual understanding most people aren't up for giving other people pictures of their mothers to masturbate too.
That's said, come on, lets get some fucking mom pics already you pussies.
Any good /ss/ doujin recs?
>>24995078
That second sentence says it all.
>>24989650
Have a milf step mom with fake tits, pretty much tried to have sex with her when I was in the mental hospital after going insane from a dxm binge. It made things super fucking awkward I wouldn't advise it anons.
This is Rosey mommy guy.
I was just reading through a few of the stories I've written of Rosey mommy and I, and if you guys want I would be willing to share one. I was very open in this thread and I thought maybe this story would make you guys feel comfy like it makes me feel comfy.
If there's not interest I won't post it, and I'll just let this thread die.
>>24996665
Post it nigger it was already requested once.
>>24996784
Alright man.
I wrote this one very recently, since it's getting to be around Christmas time. I thought it was pretty comfy, and wanted to share.
Recommended song to play while listening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhzxQCTCI3E
>around Christmas time
>Rosey mommy and I just put up the tree, with all our favorite ornaments
>have our old radio playing our local Christmas station's music
>have batman ornaments
>oscar meyer weiner truck ornaments
>Robin ornament
>cute dogs my mommy got when she was young
>framed pictures of me, mommy and me, and of mommy and daddy when he was still alive
>she is teary eyed when hanging the last one, but I tell mommy it's okay, he is in a better place and he loves us while I hug her around the waist
>she ruffles my hair and tells me I'm right
>mommy has me helps wrap the multi-colored lights around the tree
>once it's all done, mommy plugs the lights into the outlet and turns off the living room lights
>it looks beautiful
>chestnuts roooooasting... on an open fireeee...
>nothing but good feelings for mommy and me
>it's getting kind of late, but it's Friday night so mommy let's me stay up and watch her play Bioshock 1
>she listens to all of the audio logs and explains what the more adult things meanlike what the egg is, and how Jack was made synthetically by Andrew Ryan and the dancer
>in Arcadia we both jump when the transporting magic splicer's shadow appears behind you when you look at the mask
>we enjoy each other's company and I end up resting my head in mommy's lap while she plays
Just so you know I do write these in green text because I find it easier to convey feeling and be self conscious about how good the "prose" is so to speak.
>>24996918
>eventually I drift off, but wake up a little later when mommy gets scared by a Big Daddy turning the corner just as she swings her wrench, accidentally hitting him
>I giggle and laugh innocently, taking in the sight of the TV and the christmas lights lighting the room faintly
>mommy holds me tight, and tells me it's bed time
>i see the clock on the stove when she picks me up and carries me to my bedroom, it is 12:30 AM, too late for me to be up
>but mommy loves her video games, got caught up in them
>she lays me down in bed, tucks me in, and kisses me on the head
>don't go play without me mommy, I don't want to miss the story!
>"Of course I won't sweetie, we'll play again tomorrow night okay?"
>okay mommy!
>she hugs me and gives me one more kiss on the head, walks over to the door and shuts it gently
>I hear her footsteps as she walks to the living room and opens the fridge, probably to grab a drink and watch Adult Swim late at night
>I drift off knowing I'm safe and sound with mommy in the other room
>I dream that night of daddy being home and sitting around the tree with us, watching us play Bioshock too
>>24996950
>>24996918
W-why Bioshock?
Also I didn't expect it to hit me in the feels anon. Not bad actually, I expected something more cringeworthy.
>>24997049
It was a game I used to play every Christmas with my dad when I was younger.
>>24996918
>be self conscious
Meant *not be self conscious
>>24996950
Wow, the end actually... made me feel a little bit anon.
If you converted these stories to have a bit more narrative and not have greentext, you might actually be looking at something of good literary value here.
Either way, you have incredible mother issues.
>>24992770
i have a really difficult time imagining rose saying any of those things.
>>24996918
>>24996950
>>24997049
>>24997105
Didn't expect these feels, lad.
Does older sister count?It was also non-consensual.
>>24997317I do too honestly, but only seen a couple of her videos. I just find her comforting, beyond that I don't care much about her. Kind of just became a placeholder for the mommy personality I had in my head.
>>24997324
>>24997215
Glad you guys enjoyed it. It's not really stories I like to write as much as moments in time, because that's all you really have with parents I think, memories, not stories.
So I try to convince myself I have a loving mommy by writing these as memories and not just fabrications.
>>24992770
>grew up with a neglectful mother
>desire a similar fantasy
SHE'S DEAD NOW AND I'LL NEVER EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO MEND BRIDGES
I DON'T WANT THESE FEELS
I'VE REPRESSED THEM LONG ENOUGH
KEEP PUSHING IT DEEPER AND DON'T LET ANYONE SEE YOUR TEARS MICHAEL
>>24997423
R-read my story and embrace the feelings friend, it's okay to indulge.
We'll never know what it's like, but at least we can imagine and pretend.
>>24996918
>>24996950
The fact that this is a story you wrote is incredibly autistic but I'm not going to deny that, with the music playing and imagining the atmosphere, you did get me to tear up.
Like I was saying early, mental illness central. I'm amazed by the stuff/people you can find on this board.
No offense though friend, you seem like a nice guy.
>>24996950
>>24996918
I wanted nothing more than to mock you, especially after I saw your original post. Maybe it's the music or the innocence of it all but I can't. You are still a faggot but your story isn't completely without merit.
>>24997478
she wasn't really that neglectful
i just wasn't receptive to her occasional expressions of motherly love
its painful to think of how much i threw away
can you please stop. i won't read it again
i miss you mom
>>24997964
It will be okay anon, honest.
I know what you mean. I had a grandmother who tried to express a lot of affection sometimes and it kind of scared me, I would hug her but kind of shrug it off. I was so stunted I didn't quite understand even that small affection and what it meant- that she cared and loved me. I didn't feel it.
It will be okay anon. I'm sure she knew that you loved her deep down. People always do.
>>24996918
>>24996950
Fucking hell, man. Just... fuck
>>24998553
If you can't tell I'm pretty fucking autistic, so could I ask what it is that makes you feel?
For me it's just that I will never have that, but at the same time it's a happy thing because it's a comfy thing to imagine.
Is it the dad being dead or is it something else?
>>24997423
>Have bad relationship with mom
>Can't stand to even be around her
I hope to god that I will be able to patch things up before she dies. If I don't then it will destroy me.
>>24998630
The dad being dead is certainly a part of it but mostly it's just fucking pity on you for being in a state to have to make tons of stories like this. I wish you all the best of luck, man. If I had three wishes one of them would be to get you your mom.
>>24998737
Alright m8, thank you for the input.
I'm not actually that autistic, I'm pretty normal besides this, but no one knows about it. I really appreciate the kind words friend.
It's late and I've been up forever so I'm going to get some sleep. You all have a good night, maybe tomorrow or something I'll make my own thread and share some more stories, not just hijack a perfectly good mommy gf thread.
Night every one, sleep well.
Just have a thing for Older women, (I'm 19)
Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg older women
>>24998813
Make sure you make that thread one of these nights, and use that picture in your OP of her so I can find it easier.
Your story touched me a little bit and you are genuinely one of the most clean cut cases of... not sure I'd call it mental illness per se, but intense mother issues that I've ever seen. Like, it's interesting to see how your brain could not handle growing up without a mom and sort of short-circuited.
Please come back and post more, I want to see what else your mind has come up with to fill the hole
>>24992979
>tfw have a great and loving mom but I barely speak the same language as her and can't really talk to her much
feels bad
>>24993699
I fucking wish I could write myself into escapism.
Props to you man.
>>24996918
>>24996950
I knew you wrote autistic stories but anon you didn't warn me that it would make me hurt.
>tfw have drawn porn of my own mom
Shitty art degree finally paid off.
Post pics of your mothers and I'll draw porn of them, friends.
>>24999391
Do a picture for
>>24992770
But just of him resting his head in her lap while she plays holds a controller. I'll save it and give it to him if he makes a thread like he said he would. Sounds like he might like that.
I believe this is the girl he was talking about being his mommy, here's a better picture of her face.
