what's the most fucked up sexual fetish/ fantasy you have, /r9k/?
I want to be used as a public sexual relief attendant for horny men that have nothing to cum inside.
I'm male and I make myself gigantic fake boobs out of oversized balloons filled with water and attach them to my chest.
I love the weight and size of them.
>>24987205
Sometimes I also make a big fat belly to go along with the tits. Usually the tits I make are smaller with the belly so there's less chance of the weight popping the belly balloon.
>>24987152
im not that fucked up but i want a caretaker gf really badly. not even a milf thing, it's 100% about having a dominant attitude and a nurturing nature i just want a girl to fix me is all. i want to rest on her tits or her lap and know its gonna be ok
>>24987152
moar ass pls
I want a girl to have sex with meand like it.
Fucking disgusting I know.
I don't really have any.
>>24987205
Every time you post I want you to describe it more, I have no idea why but it is very intriguing to me. I just imagine you sitting at home with your gigantic water balloon breasts touching yourself. I'm not aroused but I'm normally not this interested in other people's levels of fucked-upness
You ever try giving yourself buttpads? kek
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>>24987226
Deja vu
>>24987418
I've only posted these photos twice.
Yes, I've tried giving myself hips and a butt, but it never quite works. I can't use water because obviously I then can't sit on them or they'll burst eventually, and the shape is always off.
Those are something I'll need to buy actual silicone butt pads to do. Which I would do if I wasn't such a pussy and afraid of someone finding out by seeing shit in the mail if it wasn't properly anonymously mailed.
generally I just enjoy having them on when I do normal things like play games, make food or watch stuff. The weight is comforting and obviously I get pleasure out of touching them and feeling them jiggle.
>>24987495
Y'all here too much.
Here's my fantasy
>have a Rose gf
>go on road trip to the big city to see a concert of our favorite band
>sing, talk, goof around, and have fun on the drive there
>get there at 3 PM, check into hotel and unpack
>set up wifi and find a good restaurant to eat
>go and eat while having fun, then walk around and sight see in the city before going to the concert
>have a good time at the concert, jam out and lose ourselves for a while
>leave, talk about how great it was on our way back to the fancy hotel
>find out our hotel has a fancy bar, we go and drink together while talking, get drunk and relax a lot
>go up to our room around 2 AM
>get into pajamas, open curtains and look at city while holding each other
>smooch
>crawl into bed and cuddle while watching Adult Swim
>having gentle sex in the missionary position, finish inside of her
>conceive a child
>raise the child together, be great parents
Nothing would make me happy
>>24987152
Nothing out of the ordinary on my end really, I just want a mommy gf.
>>24987152
Im into bestiality and i would fuck my domestic cat
>>24987510
I just like hearing about peoples odd fetishes. Its interesting to me.
Kidnapped by shegorillas whose every word I must obey
>>24987510
Will you ever man up and buy a prosthetic vulva, or have you no interest in actually turning into a full-on woman?
What do you think about fat vaginas?
I would like to tase a girl and use her limp body like a sex doll
I think that would be neat
I want to fuck a girl while shes on the phone with her boyfriend.
>>24987584
Nope, breasts and butts are the only thing that interest me. Big ones.
I have no interest in having different sexual organs.
>>24987633
Are you attracted to the kind of women that you dress up as, or are you more interested in just dressing up as one yourself?
>>24987510
>Which I would do if I wasn't such a pussy and afraid of someone finding out by seeing shit in the mail if it wasn't properly anonymously mailed.
/r/ing anon's roommate seeing a stinky brown envolope filled with shit and saying 'yep. anon got a package again..' to himself.
>>24987676
Both.
I love the idea of implants and a woman essentially doing the same thing, making her breasts bigger with water are just expensive water balloons, but on the inside.
Maybe it's more of an implant fetish?
>>24987520
These other people are fucked up in a funny way but I can't help but feel bad for you. You seem pretty innocent but your fantasies will never come true. It's really sad, and I don't mean that in a judgmental way. It's just tragic is all.
>>24987520
ma jolie petite fleur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzeLynj1GYM
Fat women are nice.
>>24987318
>Fucking disgusting I know.
Also the most unlikely to occur in the thread
I'm into burping and femdom.
>>24987152
I desperately want to have sex with a dead body by mutilating it and shoving chunks of decomposed flesh up my pussy or awkwardly riding a soft, flaccid dick that's grossly engorged from fluids and gas that have collected under the skin. It would preferably be someone I've murdered after torturing for an extended period of time to get their body exactly how I want it after death. I want to deglove their hands and wear their skin over my own while I caress their body, I want to smear their bile and pus over my face and breasts, I want tonot have this fucking fetish jesus christ
>>24988372
Bitch I'll kill you first and toss your corpse to some Muslims so they can jizz in your body made more worthy in death than in life
>>24987152
Mine is simple really. Thankfully I get to enjoy so much of it as well.
I enjoy watching beautiful white women gangbanged by black guys. Especially blonde girls. The nastier and more hardcore the better.
One thing I would like to see a lot more of though is something resembling Cody Lane's blue room scene. There was also some out there close to that scene like with Bobbie Starr, Katja Kassin, Sarah Shevon and others but it isn't the norm with those kind of scenes.
I would say the ultimate greatest of all time for me would be a scene that looks something like this. Combine something that looks like ggg, czech gangbangs, your typical kek creampie video's and blue room. Pretty blonde like pic related is with 10 or more blacks, she puts on a good act as if she doesn't enjoy it only to later not be able to help herself. She starts to really enjoy the sex. That for me would be best scene ever made.
On a side note, I would love to read a thread and see how angry it makes the typical 4chan poster after I nut. I am blonde myself and have had many other blonde gf's that I used to fantasize about doing things like this.
I want to love and to be loved in retribution
It's really fucked up, I know
>>24987152
nourish an ana qt with my semen
>>24988781
>"The g-galaxy is on Orion's belt..."
>>24988720
>there are actually c,uck fags this degenerate that lurk our board
sloppy throat fucking
otherwise I'm pretty vanilla
>>24988372
ohh such edgy very wow whore get out off my board
Prolapse fucking
Just found a torrent on the pirate bay about hotkinkyjo getting hers fucked
I...I really dont know anymore 2bh
Ayy its this thread again.
who here /sizefag/?
i know you fuckers here let me hear your
>tfw no giantess gf
>>24988832
Check out Jynx Maze. She's got a great scene where she eve talks to her kek boyfriend before she goes to suck off 3 men.
rape, incest with cousins, pedophilia (10-12 year olds), jailbait, kekoldry, although I'd never do any of them, I'm just sexually deprived is all.
>>24988826
lost
ayy le mayo
>>24988951
/sizefag/ here
>tfw can't be a giant and crush and eat people. I will never happen upon some friends/family and crush/eat them anyways
>>24989025
>tfw you will never beta uprise in the shoulder of qt giantess robot gf
fug
I want to be a doormat for my girlfriend and have her not know its me and rub her Ugg boots all over my body
It would but pedophilia but it sounds good in my head then I see kids and I'm turned off, they're pretty ugly and gross irl. Other than that, I always wanna fuck my gf's moms. Especially my current gf mom. She's so hot and aged, I would do anything to her body. Specifically her asshole.
>>24987152
Fucking these two latina's in their asses. Going from one girls ass right into the other girls mouth.
>>24988954
Thanks I'll check that one out.
>>24989352
My anal comrade
>>24988720
why are so many 4 chinners into this kek porn /r9k/? It seems to be the most common fetish on here in addition to traps, furry and ponies.
>>24989557
Its just jews and government trying to turn us all into degenerate kuk furries. Just ignore it
some more for you
>>24988830
>>24989557
>>24989675
No need to be upset senpaitachi. White girls are getting more and more into the idea of sex with black men. They don't really want to marry them though. They only want to have fun sex. So we still win out in the end :)
Being in a fascist totalitarian dictatorship but being a member of the hedonistic officer class and going to crazy parties and having orgies with 10/10 noble girls and 10/10 peasant girls and my officer class brothers and having a 10/10 peasant pour me champagne into a sacred gauntlet I took off some church in a far off country
Etc etc
Being in fucked up fascist officer academy in high school and having crazy sex games with attractive girls and we all act very proper in public but everyone knows we're all hedonistic when not in the public eye
I think it's all power fantasy stuff. Being able to be above other people. Plus attractive women and decadence
>>24989895
>we are superior
>but we only fuck whites
lol, youre just a pathetic nigger who knows it deep down. enjoy your bottom of the barrel pussy from what is possibly the easiest sluts in the history of humanity up to this point.
I jerk off to little girls but I don't think I would ever molest or fuck a kid.
Having sex with household objects, like lamps or toasters. This is extremely frustrating as there's often no hole to put my dick in
>>24989978
>white girls
>bottom of the barrel pussy
that would be black girls newfag
>>24987152
sauce on pic and damn, whos the girl on the left?
>>24987578
I've heard of this fetish. It's called LIVING IN ACTUAL MODERN SOCIETY
>>24990085
carol seleme
>>24987152
I want to gain weight and get really, really fat. I know it's fucked up and stupid though, which is why I haven't given in.
>>24987152
I am literally into everything except fat chicks, vore, literal full on gay, and pedo shit. So you can pick from that list
>>24990123
god damn, thanks bruh, ure the best.
tits n return
>Have gorgeous slightly MILFly looking woman pull up to me in her car while I'm walking around.
>Magically feel instant attachment to her and feel compelled to get in the car.
>She starts flirting with me. We hang out all day and end it with a rigorous fucking.
>Wake up in a strange bed.
>Notice I'm suddenly ten again.
>Hear her voice calling me for breakfast.
>Suddenly clothes come out of the nearby closet and force themselves on me.
>They then walk me downstairs.
>She is acting like she's my mother and I find myself unable to speak objections.
>Invisible walls seem to pop up if I try to run away.
>She forces me to do mother son activities with her but sexed up for the next 10 years minimum.
>She'll also switch bodies with me when something important comes up in order to do it herself. She'll make sure I don't fuck anything up for her by making my temporary vagina insanely wet for the Big Boss sexbot she has.
