>want to watch Star Wars
>annoyed with fucking dorks who dress up and go to the theater
>afraid of ISIS and don't want to get murdered
>hate spoilers and don't want movie to get ruined by waiting to see if
Who /frustrated/ here?
>>24986449
My wife's son wants me to take him to the midnight premier but IDK if I wanna sit in that crowded theaters full of drunk college kids atll ngith
>>24986449
>afraid of ISIS and don't want to get murdered
Of all the theatres in the world you think ISIS are going to shoot up yours? Dickhead.
>worried about isis
Feels good not living in the north or california
My wife's bull's abandoned son was hoping I could take him to the 1 AM show but I told him I'll be locked in the chastity shed.
Really I'm just afraid of getting shot.
>>24986449
Just watch the pirated version online a day after it comes out.
>>24986449
You are more likely to get shot by the police or get hit by a car than to be shot by terrorists.
My wife's son wants me to take him on Friday evening, but I'm not about to be ku cked by the theater industry. I will wait a week and then go
>>24986511
>enjoys living in the south
Good to know the bottom dwellers look at the bright side.
MFW someone mentions the "my wife's son" meme
I'm one of the dorks that dress up. Sorry, OP.
>>24986473
Nice meme. Here's a (You)! It's like a 4chan upvote!
Well it's really shitty that you have to decide between killing your son or nuking boston
Chinks will have a cam rip on you tube within hours of the first screening.
>afraid of dying in 2015
Normie REEEEEEEE
