I beat a rabbit to death today.
I was walking through the forest behind my home and came across two rabbits having sex in the grass.
I immediately chased after them and the girl rabbit got away, the male wasn't fast enough.
I kicked it to stun it and then just bashed its head on a tree until it stopped squirming.
I took it home, skinned it with a knife, looked up a video on how to properly disembowel it, cooked it and ate it.
I've never felt so fucking alive than I have this morning.
Fuck Chad rabbits.
You'e just living the dream.
>>24984915
>I immediately chased after them
Liar, nobody can run as fast as a rabbit
>>24984987
>sneaking up on animals distracted by sex is humanly impossible
>>24984915
sounds fun OP, when I was like 12 and got a bb gun I snuck up on a rabbit and shot it in it's ass I laughed for a good 5 minutes straight after.
Rabbit problems thread?
>>24985155
>dubs
>Rabbit c'ucking
What a day.
Triggered.
I'm going to go grab my bunny and give him lots of pets and remind him I love him.
Well it is rabbit season and you did eat it? Guess its not to unethical.
>>24985155
Fuck thats really beutiful
>>24984915
Heh. You sure showed him.
Either fake or go to the emergency room.
Rabbits during this time of year have a chance of having bad parasites in them.
So yeah, you just ate a bag full of medical bills.
Also you don;t catch rabbits fatty mc fat tits.
FYI next time you bring this imaginary shit to the board remember someone who actually does shit outdoors might be here here.
You edge lord fuckin pussy fat ass
>>24985155
Also btw fucker that post to is fake as shit.
Fat ass bunnies from stores are a different breed, they can't breed with the wild bunnies and have liters.
that's cute. you are powerless against humans so you take out your aggression on helpless animals. it's ok, no matter how many animals you kill you'll always be a robot
