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Got an 89% on my essay but it was marked down to a 70% because I forgot to fucking turn in the electronic version
honestly just end my fucking life why live anymore
>>24984914
bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass
>also falling for the uni meme lol
Because that pepe makes me laugh every time
He's so excited for no reason and just splashing popcorn everywhere, it's ridiculous
>>24984914
>tfw done for the quarter
>still have to fill out apps because I'm in CC
I'm so fucking stressed. How much do the essays matter? I put my heart and soul into the essays for my "no chance" Uni, but for my realistic choice and backups I can hardly do it.
>>24984942
>excited
Hes getting shot at the movies by a mass killer brah...
>>24984993
This one was worth like 20% bruh
I know that feeling of fucking putting your heart and soul into shit and getting a 70% on it. I can't believe I fucking payed for this shit
>>24984993
I'd say it's about 10% essay and 90% current GPA and major. Many Universities will admit you even without the essay, so it cant be that important.
Any anon in a top 20 university? how does it feel like?
How are your finals coming lads?
Multi variable calculus fucked me this morning, but at least I get to end the day with ezpz anthropology.
>>24985304
About to hit up my first Final in like 20 minutes
3 hour multi essay exam on the history of film
Anthropology was a blast, I wish I could take it again
>>24985248
I'm a senior who was just accepted to one, give me 10 months and I'll tell you.
>>24985248
I am finishing up my final year in Stanford.
It is fine. I'm not particularly smarter than anyone in the school, I just work very hard.
I enjoyed it. I've met some exceptionally stupid people, even here, which has made me feel both better and worse about the world as a whole.
>>24985304
My American government teacher gave us the stupidest final. We got all the questions 2 weeks ago and we're able to answer them in advance.
We go in today and he pulls up a random number generator and runs it.
Apparently this number corresponds with the question he grades as the final.
Of course it's the question that's my weakest.
And you'll probably think to yourself "well it should be easy, just read the book".
Well that's what is was for the 13 questions other than the one picked.
The one picked happened to be on stuff he specifically talked about on one single day of class concerning the paris attacks.
I missed that day because I was sick and felt like killing myself.
I went to his office hours to get notes I missed and he just laughed at me saying it was my fault for missing.
Fuck this shit
I don't know what happened this semester, but I fucked up in all my midterms even though I read all the material. Maybe I'm getting dumber everyday.
For fucks sake I got 55 on an exam I was expecting 90+ and 14 on another.
14, fucking 14.
I didn't even know it was possible to get that low.
>>24985430
I got a 9 on my calculus final ;_;
>>24985380
Sounds great, m8. Are you going to grad school, or maybe medicine or law?
>>24985430
>I'm getting dumber
I'm also feeling this, so what I do is to study weeks before the test takes place.
>>24985453
I'm an inheriting an exceptionally large amount of money from my grandfather, who only agreed to give it to me on the condition that I graduate from an Ivy League college.
I told him directly that if he gave me the money, I would not look for any career and instead focus on my passion (writing) for the rest of my life. He, an avid writer and reader, encouraged this completely.
I'm looking forward to the future. I'm one lucky bastard.
Just finished my final final. Now have to do these shitty papers I've pushed off
>>24985504
You surely are, my fellow anon. May God bless your path.
>>24985535
Keep at it Skelly. You can do it! Even I managed to write 7 pages on the collapse of the Ottoman Empire
>>24985419
>I went to his office hours to get notes I missed and he just laughed at me saying it was my fault for missing.
I would ask why you didn't get them from your classmates, but then I remembered where we are.
>In chapters XIII to XV how does Ficino use Platonic arguments to establish the divinity of Christ and the doctrine of the Trinity?
Kyle is that you? Get off 4chan and enjoy your winter break.
I keep pushing off a 20 page paper I have to write. I know I have to do it, but my other finals are giving me anxiety.
>get an 88% on my calculus final without studying
>study my ass off for my accounting
>only get a 65%
Can't imagine how bad it would be if I didn't study. Still disappointing though.
>>24986080
>6 page paper that I've been planning on writing all weekend
>only did about half a page on Sunday
>writing the rest today
>it was due last Thursday
>professor's been cool about late work in the past, which is what I'm banking on to save my ass this time as well
>tfw terrified that my shitty habits will one day catch up to me
>statistics final tomorrow morning.
>doing well in every other class but I'm fucking retarded in statistics.
>55 average in the class, got a 60 and a 43 on the last 2 tests.
>all that I have left is the final.
>the professor told me that if I pass the final, she'll pass me with a D for the class, and I'll be on my way.
>there's no way I'm going to remember all this shit for the final.
Fuck me /r9k/, I'm screwed for this.
Just going to waste my evening here, I'm sure. Probably put as many things as I can remember as notes in the TI-83 calculator, and hope for the best.
The professor is 82 years old so I doubt she'd be able to figure out how to clear the calculators or any of that.
Wish me luck.
>started uni
>studying physics
>get put in theatre and english classes
I dropped out after one day. Not paying out the ass to take bullshit classes.
>>24985504
Did you just vaguely describe the plot of the movie Orange County?
>tfw only care about passing since the only thing that matters is your portfolio and cv
>>24984993
>Mfw I live in Massachusetts
>Mfw MassTransfer allowed me to transfer out of CC with guaranteed acceptance at UMass with only a 2.7 required GPA
>Mfw I had a 3.8 anyways
Kek
>>24984914
>got final grades posted
>4 A's and 1 A-
>tfw 3.9 gpa
feels good, but still makes me mad I could have gotten a 4.0. Got a 100% on my final english paper worth 25% of my grade so that felt good.
PASSED ALL MY CLASES THIS SEMESTER AGAIN
NOW I HAVE ALL SUMMER TO SHITPOST ON 4CHAN BABYYYSouth America, bitch
>not going through the rubric like a checklist and marking off everything one-by-one until you've completed all the requirements
You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>24984914
I used to be smart in secondary school and high school, like I went to national level math and physics competitions, but now that I'm taking my physics degree, I'm a retard. Recently I failed my mechanics exam, and I have to retake it tomorrow. I literally haven't studied mechanics the whole semester, as I concentrated on one of the other subjects (actually I wasted time copying my notes into latex because I'M an autistic fuck, but couldn't even finish that, whatever), and because I'm depressed and unmotivated as fuck. I'd have to get like 20 points out of 50, and last time I got 15, so you'd think I've spent the whole day studying, but actually I've watched south park and porn all day, and thought about killing myself if I fail this semester. It's really fucking bad to suddenly suck at the only thing you've been good at your whole life, and I really hate to think that since I couldn't really get more motivated or productive in the last two and a half years, I likely never will be able to. It's like doing the same thing all over again, expecting different results. Most of the time I'm not even able to cry because then I just get disgusted by my weakness and feel hatred for myself. Hell, it took me half an hour to get myself to post here, and I don't know what I expect from it, I guess I just want to share my feels.
The worst is that I pretty much had it all, I was smart, I used to be popular, over 6 feet tall, average face, yet I managed to fuck it up by being autismo (not actual diagnosed sperg, but I'm pretty sure I'm on the spectrum).
FUCKIN A R9K IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PUT ANY EFFORT INTO YOUR CLASSES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IN COLLEGE FOR?
>>24987028
I don't want to go into a trade. 4chan is the only thing keeping me down, I'm so addicted.
>>24987099
But why? We talk about the same bullshit and it's never going to change until the servers are shut down. How long is your real life going to take a back seat to this wretched place?
>>24985419
>shitty excuses: The Post
>>24985450
out of what?
>not even worried about a class
>C-
>so sure of failing I'm preparing the helium
>A
>>24987458
>tfw the one time you study your ass off for a test it gets you your lowest grade in that class
I've learned my lesson. Never again.
>>24987027
Your feels have been acknowledged.
>>24984914
>exam in 12 hours
>only started studying today
How hard can advanced electromagnetism actually be anyway?
>>24987500
What a stupid, unwise decision
>>24987512
It's not the worst really. I breezed through the continuous assessments, so have about 20% of the grade going in. It's the lecturers first year doing the course too, so the exams tend to be easier.
>couldn't be bothered to study for complexity test
>got an a
>most people did worse on this test than our previous test, but you improved
good feel
>tfw I have a Master's but I'm too autistic to use it.
>>24987027
How the fuck do you even fail mechanics?
I'm going to go tell my papa that my grades are in and that I still have a 4.0 GPA
He won't care.
>>24987027
I hate to break it to you, but you never were smart. You're an idiot, you're a worthless sack of shit.
Also, I nearly aced my mechanics exam last week with with 39/40 points.
>>24987698
>You're an idiot, you're a worthless sack of shit.
Is there any reason you have to be such a belligerent asshole? I mean damn, that was rough even for 4chan.
>>24987698
>39/40
Lmao, what's it like being dumb?
>>24987730
I speak nothing but the truth.
>>24987739
p bad
>>24987659
I had no Idea what the moment of inertia was.
>>24987698
Wow you got 39/40, that's crazy smart!
>>24984914
Only one exam thursday morning. It's hard as fuck though and I need at least 79% if I want to graduate this week.
I don't want to take another semester for one class
>>24987789
>I had no Idea what the moment of inertia was.
Maybe you should just drop out.
>been finished with classes since last spring
>haven't graduated because I never finished my thesis
> basically on extension until whenever
>too busy drinking, playing music, working to care
I don't know what happened, I used to be such a good student. Burned out, I think.
>>24987813
>Maybe you should just drop out.
says the guy who got 39/40....lmao
>>24987864
desu, I already quit.
Starting something easier next semester.
>>24987027
You're just a lazy fuck. Kill yourself.
>go into software engineering lab to get marked
>some random marker guy comes over
>open exported PDF
>PDF didn't export
>Ok I'll just open it in the program I made it with
>He tells me that my "distribution was causing the problem"
>TFW He thought my linux setup (Window Manager) was a distribution
>TFW he got pissed off when I corrected him
Man I hate uni
>>24987099
Use a website blocker to block 4chan. The withdrawal will go away after a few days.
If you come back you'll notice that 99% of the posts and posters will just infuriate you, and you'll naturally want to go do something else. Like you have no idea how annoying most of the posts ITT are after week of no 4chan. And this is one of the less shitposty threads.
>>24987789
bruh i still have the hardest time with rotational stuff. it's gotten better, but i still forget sometimes. moment of inertia isn't a very intuitive concept so don't worry about not totally getting it. what book did your class use? we used "Classical Mechanics" by John Taylor and he's able to explain these things really, really well. college books are never cheap, but if you really want to learn this stuff, i highly recommend that book.
>>24987877
>leaving physics
why? what are you switching into?
>>24988185
>moment of inertia isn't a very intuitive concept
Do you own a spinning chair?
>>24988185
>why?
39/40 on mechanics.
>what are you switching into?
Chem.
>>24988185
Kibble & Berkshire's a pretty great mechanics book too.
I can also attest that it's hard as fuck. Had to repeat a year of college because I barely failed mechanics and electro.
>>24984942
He's getting head in the cinema.
>>24985083
Modern day education is so fucking stupid, honestly reflects nothing to what you're going to do in a real life setting I just think stupid be like that is a way of professors to feel power over you... I feel your pain
>>24988185
I didn't even try to get it, because at that point I was so far behind that it was pointless to pay much attention. I have a hard time when I can't understand something. Like I wouldn't look it up on wikipedia and learn all the additional shit recursively, just daydream about learning it all systematically from the beginning one day. Thanks for the book recommendation tho, and what we read is irrelevant, as it isn't in English.
>>24988270
i understand what it is now, but it took a while for it to click in my head. maybe because it's not as simple as, say, the spring constant in Hooke's Law.
chemistry has too much memorization for my taste. do you still plan on taking a quantum mechanics class to supplement chem?
>tfw I'm going to have to take 5th year because Bio has a 56 credit requirement
Fuck me, why aren't all the basic sciences enough?
>bombed two exams in my dna biochemistry class
>in fear of failing
>study my ass off for the final, literally the hardest exam I have ever taken in my life
>get a 74, the happiest I have ever been over an exam grade
>class average on the final was a 50 so that brought a lot of people's averages down to be where mine is
>get a C in the class
I was so fucking happy. Pretty much everyone in this class gets a C so I'm pretty stoked.
>>24988408
>do you still plan on taking a quantum mechanics class
Theoretical Chem is where it's at.
Quantum mechanics can go suck me off.
>>24986132
intermediate accounting is no fucking joke man. took that shit last semester and made it out with s B-.
>>24988400
i empathize with you, friendo. i'm one of those people who gets discouraged whenever i don't naturally take to something. college has been a struggle since high school was easy enough to breeze through, leaving me with some shitty study habits.
are you friends with people in your major? finding a group of people who are studious and befriending them is easily the number one reason i haven't failed any classes. i know this is /r9k/ and >nofriends and all that shit, but if you seriously want to get this degree, you have to suck it up and learn to network with others. sometimes, a professor's approach to the subject just doesn't do it for me and so i try various online resources (wikipedia is almost always too formal for me to get tho).
don't forget about going to your professor's office hours, too.
>>24985248
I'm finishing up my final year in Cornell.
It is shit. I'm probably smarter than most people even here, I just do not work hard at all.
I've hated it. I have met nobody, which has made me feel like the robot I am
desu I would be no different whether I was atmy local community college or at MIT, I would do just enough work to get C's, never talk to anybody, and leave college with 0 experience and 0 hope for a job
I know that fucking feel.
Final projects are the death of me this week.
>kept telling myself I would end the semester with only an A-, B, B, and C-
>actually ended with an A+, A, A- and B
Only downside is now I will get into my schools nursing program so I have no excuse to kill myself...
JDIMSA
>Barebones Chemistry lab final
>Literally high-school level shit
>Class average was a 64
How the fuck does that happen?
reminder that schoolfag is synonymous with normalfag
>>24988545
Luckily one of my hs friends studies physics there too, and we have made a friend there (who also failed mechanics lel). So it's really only my laziness that is kepping me back.
>>24988728
Probably because of niggers. You gotta remember that colleges are made for anyone to get into and graduate. So if you go to a state school they gotta tailor classes, at least the basic ones, around niggers so they can pass. I'm in chemistry now and have an A while the class average is like a C. In this class we also get 10 points added onto our final grade so the average is really like a D, and I have an A without that. Stupid fucking niggers man. It's funny because in my science classes there's a good 33% nigs in them, but in my sch nursing program probably only 8% of the students are niggers.
>>24988828
But anon.I am the niggest.
>>24988552
How are the requirements for Cornell? I wanted to go after my four years in Queens, but I've been doing average
>>24988842
Anon's theory btfo again
>Have a 70 in my organic-chem class
>get a 64 on the final
WAKE ME UP
Who /economics/ here?
>tfw you get a 18/20 on mockexams
things could have been better
>tfw taking creative writing class
>tfw have to turn in a portfolio tomorrow
>tfw one of my stories has to be 10 or more pages
>tfw haven't even started it
>tfw no ideas
>tfw might fail the easiest course of all time
Stat exam's gonna fuck me. Wish me luck.
>>24991208
Good luck anon, fellow statistics student here.
I know nothing in this class and am just putting as many notes as I can into the calculator and hoping for the best.
I-Is starting university in College Algebra a bad thing if you want to go into engineering? I'm asking f-f-for a friend...
>>24991405
If you know your stuff you can work your way up the ladder in mathematics but engineering involves some pretty advanced work.
>>24991438
If I score higher on the placement by like 16%, I can place into a double class, 6 credit thing that will make me take College Algebra II & Analytical Geometry as well as Plane Trigonometry. I don't know if I could get that 16%, though.
>>24985304
Calc was okay
Chem was okay too
Hopefully I'll get Bs on both of them
I want to get back into playing games to drown away the fact that I'm alone. My roommates are constantly out and there aren't any extracurricular clubs I want to be a part of. I can only do so much studying to distract myself, but I haven't fully accepted the no social interaction thing yet.I used to play games a lot before but now I get crazy anxiety playing with random people online. I want to try playing online again and get over it though. Maybe it'll give me some confidence in real life too.
>>24991884
you sound gay tbqh
Have you guys ever failed or dropped out of college? What did you guys do after this happened?
I'm failing accounting and Calc
fucking hell I worked hard in community college made good grades and got into a great school. Now I'm failing and I'll probably get kicked out or something. I might also have to payback financial aid.
fml
>>24985430
>got 1.25/10 on one
>>24991935
Not him but what's wrong with that?
>pull all nighter last night cramming for an exam at 8am this morning
>felt very confident, ending up not knowing how to do 2 or 3 problems out of the 9, left them almost completely blank
>still haven't slept, popping vyvanse like candy, heart feels like it's about to explode
>another exam at 10:30am tomorrow, going to be even harder, and I need to do great on it to not fail the class and possibly lose my super comfy internship
Hold me
You fucks are lucky, I have to prep for damn prelims for my computational chemistry masters for January. I get 2 shots at acing them.
I have my shit together and research organized and manuscripted. I just have super faggot professors I have to present to who hate my guts because I hated their classes when I was an undergraduate (instrumental analysis, quantum chem and spectroscopy.)
>tfw you flunked out of college and werent welcome home by your parents unless you joined the military
>>24984914
>My linguistics class is fucking bullshit and taught poorly
>everyone hates it
>I'm POSITIVE I'm gonna fail it, don't even wanna start the papers
>Do one of the two papers with a friend in grand total of 6 hours, workin' all night and day
>Teacher shows us statistics in class of how many people got what grades in the class
>one failed
>Think it's me
>check the grades
>Me, my friend and some other girl got the highest grades in the fucking class
top fucking kek. My empirical study for next Tuesday will be on memes, if she accepts my hypothesis.
>>24992750
Your memes end here anon
>>24992796
They're gonna go on till my study is done. But nah srs memes are actually relevant to Linguistics (particularly language acquisition) and I don't actually think anyone has done any serious empirical studies on memes in this context. so I might be a pioneer. Pity it's empirical; If it could be more explorative in nature, I could write 10 gorrilion pages about it.
Still got a Lit. paper for Tursday tho.
>tfw graduated yesterday
>tfw psychology major
>already have a comfy job doing data entry
>tfw I don't want to go to grad school
I'm totally content with where I am. Should I still do grad school?
>>24992860
>so i might be a pioneer
You and half of reddit, fucking normie. Stop appropriating our culture for your own profit, dont make me get bernie claus on your ass.
>>24992930
Do it when you can comfortably afford it and do your job, i.e. housing, transpo, cooking and packing food to not look like a slob to your PI. Trust me I'm a masters student.
>>24992951
>So I might be a pioneer
That was a joke
>Appropriating our culture for your own profit
>Implying memetics revolves around /r9k/
>Implying I'm not doing it on an even more obscure but still relevant topic/society
>Implying the test subjects didn't agree to it
The world doesn't revolve around /r9k/
>>24992951
Also, this isn't for profit, plus no one will see it. I'm not gonna publish anything.
>>24993024
>The world doesn't revolve around /r9k/
>>24993062
Factually speaking it doesn't. It's important for us, but not for the average human. That's a good thing really.
Model and Analysis of Dynamic Systems tomorrow.
This class can seriously suck my fucking dick. It's just differential eqiations and alegebra on steroids. The problems aren't even that bad but each problem seriously takes like 2+ pages of algebra.
My exam is 6 problems and my professor went over a problem for review the other day that took 3 pages of work and then proceeded to say the problem was too simple for the final. I've only got 2 hours for this shit. Kill me.
graduated from community college years ago but
>high school teacher said i need to make a email and email him the essay
>ok
>tells us that in college i will be emailing the professors everything
>get into community college
>professors tell me to they don't accepts email
>>24993198
>>professors tell me to they don't accepts email
What the fuck?
Dude they have too. I've been to CC and now I'm in a 4 year school and all the professors email the students.
Report that faggot to the dean or something because thats bullshit
I posted this in the general feels thread, but it's uni related so I'll post it again here
>starting a project in uni
>professor tells us to find a partner to work with
>friend gives me a nod, I start to walk over to him
>as I'm walking, a qt asks me if I wanna work together
>been trying to get to know her, holy shit this is a perfect opportunity
>but I already said yes to my friend, and I'm a man of my word
>tell her I'd like to, but I'm already working with someone
>she says "alright" and walks away
>3 weeks later
>haven't said a word to each other since
>still playing those 3 sentences in my head over and over again
might honestly kill myself
>>24986863
>100%
>English paper
Wat howww
>>24992930
>data entry
Is it possible to be an 18 year old college student and get a decent data entry job? Only a couple dollars over minimum wage?
I have a 140 wpm and am very familiar with most data programs. How do I get a job like that? Possible?
>>24993385
If it helps, you made the kind, selfless decision. If you ditched your friend then he'd be all alone, we all know how stressful and awkward it is when you don't have a partner in class. You would have done that to him just to get some pussy. Not worth it. I'm sorry you're depressed anon but know that you have a kind heart.
>had csc final exam
>didn't feel like doing the coding bits so left it blank and gave up
>got calc 2 exam back today
>29 aka 7 points lower than the other two exams
Can't wait to transfer out to a new major
I am gonna have a new roommate for the next semester. His name look like a Chad's. He tried to find me on facebook and send me an email asking me to introduce myself. What should I do? Is this how normies greet their roommate? All of my past roommate are asians they did none of this. His name seem like French so he is probably from Quebec
Final exam tomorrow for a class I've taken three times already and failed each time. It's not looking good. I honestly don't know what I'm going to do.
It's nights like these that I feel like I'm truly alone in this world and everybody around me just wants to watch me fail.
That's what college is, really. They want you to fail, they want you to be miserable. It's how it's designed.
I've never felt terror like I do before exams, not even when my life was actually in danger.
Please, somebody please tell me something. Anything.
>>24991884
Why not just play single player games?
>>24993971
Bump for this, would kill for a cozy data entry job in an office right now. I've looked online but all of them require customer service?
also
>tfw 1 subject away from graduating
>tfw absolutely hate your major and don't want to work a day in this field
>tfw worthless degree
>>24995237
what class is it and how badly do you need it?
have you tried tutoring?
do you do the work?
what are your test averages?
>>24995322
Class is differential equations. Yeah, I go to tutoring, I do the work where I can, but it's still very hard for me.
I don't know my averages. He gives only three tests and I didn't get the second one back because I took it late. I got a 70 on the first one, probably passed the second one. And tomorrow is the third one.
I've been realizing I don't know as much as I thought I did and it's killing me.
I just wish I didn't have to do this anymore. And if I get it right, if I pass, my reward is to have to do another semester. How fucked up is that? That it should be considered a reward to do more of this.
>>24995455
oh yeah, and I should mention, this semester has been specially terrible because I had a mental breakdown halfway through and had to go on anti psychotics. In the process I missed a lot of classes.
>11 pager due tomorrow at midnight
>No motivation to start it at all
>>24988728
first year science classes are weed out classes
Theres a chemistry class in my school where they teach you how to use a thermometer
half the students fail it every semester
it's a way to get all the party faggots and affirmative action goons out
>>24989668
>be in organic 1
>first day of class teacher explains the cut off for an A in the class is 87% or higher
>after the first test he lowers that number to 82
>last week of class he lowers it again to 80
>tfw this is the only reason i got an A
first year teachers sure are easy to push around :)
>>24995656
>>Theres a chemistry class in my school where they teach you how to use a thermometer
>half the students fail it every semester
Lads, the bar is open early tonight. >>24995185
>just fuck my whole grade up
I wasted 4 whole days of studying by twiddling my thumbs and playing video games, worst part of it all, I don't care or feel stressed/worried, I'm just done with this term... its online and its open book but I only get 2.5 hours to do it.
My marks have been 50's ~ 70's, I'm fine with just passing with a C, just wanna get this year over with. All I need to do is pass with a 50 and I'm set.
I get the feeling I'm gonna regret this once I see how my GPA is doing, this is what happens when you slowly start giving less of a shit about history.
>>24993385
a true bro
you did good, man
>>24993385
she knew you were a beta loser based just on how you looked.
She thought she could be able to snag you with her good looks and get you to do all the work for her.
You got lucky
![flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fX6Ori5.jpg "flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg")
who /summa cum laude/ here?
4.0 gpa in a STEM degree, feels good man
>>24987789
Moment of inertia is rotational inertia, the tendency to keep spinning. I learned that in AP Physics 11th grade of HS dammitall
![pepe-the-frog-meme[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fM5uFzc.png "pepe-the-frog-meme[1].png")
who /paid to learn here/ here?
>tfw so much money in scholarships and grants that the government and school pays me to go to school
>tfw all my dumbo classmates have to pay $20,000 a year to learn middle school math and take english classes where you learn how to write a sentence
RING RING ITS 8 AM WAKE UP FOR ANOTHER DAY OF SCHOOL DEBTC UCKS
>>24995735
If that was the case I would probably feel better, but this wasn't a project that one person could do all the work on.
>>24993971
It's very possible. But you gotta know someone to get in usually. Network like fuck, that's how I got my position. They usually don't require much experience either.
>>24995993
>tfw massive scholarships + cushy university library jobs + infinite free time to run my own business
>tfw even without income from my business i'm making $45k a year to read books and play video games all day
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>be in physics: mechanics
>sit by this dumb stacy
>first day of class she talks about how shes going to medical school to be the cutest little brain surgeon
>few weeks into the class shes crying because she cant even solve an atwood machine
>drops out before the midterm
Anyone else have problems doing everything really slow? I just spent 7 hours doing a 500 word essay.
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>>24996173
library jobs are god tier
>finish class for the day
>go across the street to library to work at my "help desk" job
>all i do is play videogames, go on /r9k/, and do my school work
>if anyone wants something i tell them i dont know and tell them to ask the head
librarian
>i actually do know how to help most the people that ask me something
DEVILISH
>>24996275
im the exact same, it takes me 5 hours to do a 30 minutes assignment.
You just gotta get rid of distractions, get the fuck off 4chan, set steam to offline, shut off the internet unless you need it, if you live in the dorms or at an apartment thats near campus, trying sitting at the library instead, and dont bring anything with you unless you need it
>>24995707
its to filter out morons (mostly negroids) and people who are just in college to party, and give football players an easy science credit
>>24996486
nice /mischief/ m8.
uni mischief is incredible, you would think since you need to be somewhat intelligent to go to university it would be harder to troll people, but it's still easy as pie.
Personally I go to a super-liberal uni so I figured the best way to fuck with people would be to pretend I'm a flaming racist
>play Dixie and other Confederacy songs from my computer all day, even when I'm not in the dorm, turn them off at 10:00PM exactly so the RAs can't technically punish me for disrupting anyone during quiet hours
>turn it back on at 10:00 AM exactly when quiet hours end, the normies in my hallway who don't have classes in the morning get to wake up to my rebel ballad
>stick Confederate flag decals, stickers, posters, etc. all over my door
>the normies rip them off and deface them sometimes, or replace them with LGBT and Black Lives Matter flags
>they feel like they're getting into my head by destroying my hatefulness
>just laugh and replace them regularly
>once I put several of my posters on some random student's car when I was drunk and the next day there was a news report about the windshield being broken and the tires slashed in protest of the racist symbol
>it was on the car for less than 12 hours, somebody came along that night/day who was so angry that they had to destroy the other person's property because it had a picture on it
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>>24996733
>putting rebel flag stickers on things so faggot college students will destroy them
oh lawdy lawdy frogposter-kun you just helped me conceive the most devious plot
>>24985504
fuck, I'm jeIIy
>>24996871
Do share, fellow devilish.
>not a single class posted any grades online anywhere during the semester
>never went to class to pick up my midterms or homeworks
>now finished with all my finals and projects
>anxiously waiting for final grades to be posted
I am completely blind for all of my grades, feels weird. I think I should be alright, but I've been furiously refreshing the site where grades are posted
>>24993385
bros before hoes fampai
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>>24996733
>>24996871
who /college mischief here/
>college has a bus system
>sitting at a bus stop bench where multiple busses run through
>im the only one there
>see bus approaching from the end of the road
>stand up to indicate to bus driver that i want to board the bus
>when the bus stops infront of me i sit back down and pretend it doesnt exist
>bus closes doors and drives away thinking i must have wanted to get on the bus that comes 5 minutes later and i must have just mistaked them
>that was actually the bus i needed to get on
DEVILISH
>>24997146
>mom calls and asks if I need anything from home
>tell her no
>I'm actually completely out of money, haven't eaten in a week and am slowly starving to death
>would likely get a 4.0 gpa but an online english class is dragging me down with a B
welp
>second midterms hard as fuck
>expect brutal finals
>so far have smashed 3/4 finals out of the park while other people struggle terribly
feels good man
>>24997351
Post a pic of your fridge
If it's empty I'll send you $100
>been at uni one year
>still no girlfriend
>had three friendly acquaintances I knew in classes, two of whom I added on facebook, but never talk to them once classes ended
Best time of your life.
>tfw studied 12 hours today for one subject
>I have 3 more hours left to study before I should go to bed
>my brain is fucking dead and I have no motivation
Finals at 8am, I can't wait to crush it and be done with it forever.
>>24987027
I was able to test my abilities out recently, managed to score B's and 85%'s on test exams. I use to be very good in High School, but I think I must have been poisoned by something. Thankfully I never went to an actual University, it would have been a disaster.
The period before was a mistake, I couldn't concentrate at all.
> Both brothers surpassing in Ivy league schools
> I'm failing community college
>>24985248
UC Berkeley checking in here
uh its pretty ok i guess anything in particular you wanna know
>>24985248
It's full of absolute cunts and insufferable rich faggots.
There is no difference whatsoever except that you make better connections and get better letters of recommendation.
Top 20 only means shit for postgrad.
>>24987027
holy shit i am feeling this now so much
>>25001116
where did you fuck up friend
>receive important email
>spend 3 hours building up the courage to open it
>>24985248
Yale postgrad checking in. It's fine, I like it here. SJW shit has been ramping up tho.
>>25002444
Shoulda done STEM then m80.
>>25002481
I wasn't mean for STEM. I study law.
>>25002444
hey nigga
how's new haven?
do students often make trips to bigger nearby cities?
Just realize that 50% is passing grade.Need at least C+in cal1,cal2 and linear to get into my program and gpa of 2.5.
>>25002537
damn thats pretty cool
what kinda law do you wanna do/study when you graduate?
tell us about cool legal loopholes you've learned so far that will let us make millions
You will never know the feel of walking into your final with confidence only to have to drudge back home because unlike every other class you've taken you had to buy the essay answer booklet from the school book store, instead of the school providing them.
Are employers forgiving about uni students having no recent work history? I haven't had a job in 6 years.
>>25003149
It's called lying, my friend.
>>25003149
>uni students
>no recent work history
are you retarded mate? why would they expect you to work while in college?
Do you go to some meme country with joke colleges like finland or some shit?
>>25003157
Won't I get in trouble?
>>25003180
Because I'm a freshman at 23 and did nothing between highschool and now.
>go to social psychology lecture since I felt bad for skipping the last five lectures in a row
>an hour later, it's almost over
>I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't mentioned bbt or Sheldon Cooper once in this lecture, as he usually quotes him all the fucking time
>lectures over
>"but before you all go, I have prepared some memes about the lecture for you guys!"
>I have prepared some memes
>>25003188
>>25003213
How are they going to prove your dad didn't really own a business that you worked at? They gonna check his fucking tax returns?
>>25003253
They'd expect a company name/phone number or something and then I'm screwed if they know how to Google.
>>25003213
dude its fine, really
on your resume if it says you graduated the year before you applied they will not expect you to have work experience
only if you graduated in like 2005 then it might raise red flags if you have nothing to show for since that time
if they do ask, say this: I took some time off school to see some of the world and spend time with my relatives in "insert foreign country here"
>95% or higher in all classes during high school
>scored 2010 on SAT
>just finished my first college semester with all A's
>could go to almost any college I want, would hear back in less than a week after sending applications
>denied for all scholarships
>forced to commute
>even after federal aid, still have to take bank loans to pay tuition
>scheduled an extra day off for this spring so I can wagekek it away just to pay for textbooks
WHY WON'T ANYONE GIVE ME SCHOLARSHIPS
WHAT THE FUCK
GIMME MONEY GIMME MONEY GIMME MONEY
Fucking nignog with C's got full tuition and housing just by playing golf.
I held a job, renovated a house, and got top grades, but all I got was $200 as some kind of sympathy scholarship from the principal for failing to be accepted into the National Honor Society.
>>25003149
what are you getting a degree in?
>>25003453
>spend time with my relatives in "insert foreign country here"
That's a good idea. Telling them I spent a couple of years in Britain would also explain how I'm so pale despite living in a hot country.
>>24984914
>50% of our class is barely failing
>professor decides for the last and most important test to change his test writing style to render studying strategies that have been useful all term long, useless
pretty sure i failed my first class last night and i am furious about it
>>25003951
no prob but i guarantee any employer will not give a shit anon
you are worrying about a nonexistent problem, they will care much more about your performance in college
also your age will help you get internships and whatnot, make sure you jump on that this summer
>econ final in four and a half hours
>need to do well on it but doing never went to class or did hw
And I'm still here posting. I've been trying to study since like 6:00 yesterday but just can't seem to do it.
>>25004339
just remember mr=mc
>>25004339
i'm the same way
i just can't stop procrastinating and i've been trying to work all day
>>25004384
>>25004393
Just took a practice test and got an 80%. Just might make it out of this OK.
>mfw 2.6 GPA and still got a 100k USD job out of Uni
All of you are falling for the good grades meme. It's all about networking.
>>25004808
What major? Also networking tips?
>tfw work co-op placement jan-april
thank god i get to put off another semester of school fuck that
>>25004848
Accounting.
If you want to be employed, you need to tell the recruiter what he wants to hear. Show him you are passionate about what you are studing (personnal projects, conferences you attended, etc.) and that you are a hard worker. Most recruiters are female and are easy to bullshit. Try to get into her head.
It could have been worse. That teaching practicum was brutal.
Now that I have my BSE in English and my TESOL licensure it's off to Japan!
>>25004939
just adding some tips...
Once you go through the recruiter you will get an interview. Now you need to know your fucking shit in an interview. Review the core courses of your degree and try to present yourself as someone other people enjoy working with. Chances are there are plenty of more skilled candidates than you. You need to beat them on the teamwork side because that's where all the asian/paki kids are terrible.
>>25004975
>Now that I have my BSE in English and my TESOL licensure it's off to Japan!
damn thats pretty cool anon
where are you going? Do you know yet or do you work for an agency or something and do they assign you to a school?
>>25005085
>damn thats pretty cool anon
r-really? I was expecting to get shit on for having a humanities degree.
I was actually memeing; I'm going to go for a Master's of Fine Arts in Englishand then go to Japan
leaving for Pittsburgh main campus in 3 weeks
I've never been more terrified about anything
introverts, how do you make friends at a big state school?
>>25005106
I went to school there friends
What I did was ask people from my foreign language class if they wanted to study together during lunch. Gained most of my friends that way
>switch to new pain meds during finals
>its opiates
>start to get withdrawal symptoms
>unpleasant side effects are also stacking up
Holy fuck I've made a terrible mistake. My brain is exploding, I can't concentrate to save my life, and I'm either sleeping, shaking, or occasionally I get an hour or two where I feel okay.
I got a final in 4 days I've barely studied for because of this. help
>>25005106
>I've never been more terrified about anything
do not be scared, going to college is honestly not a scary experience
be prepared to move out of your comfort zone and try new things
honestly anon, i havent made any friends either... ive been at uni for a semester maybe i am doing something wrong
>>25004860
I'm also doing a co-op session in the spring.
>tfw free furnished 1-br apartment all to myself
Are you in engineering?
>>24988552
>I'm probably smarter than most people even here, I just do not work hard at all.
>I've hated it. I have met nobody, which has made me feel like the robot I am
So you've not met anyone but concluded you are smarter than most people there?
Smart ;)
>>25003895
lmao
Glad I don't live in the US
>>25002444
do you know mckenna T
>>25003332
Lie better.
If you want to take that road, you have to put in the work.
>>25005154
Keep doing them until you pass your finals.
Don't bother with withdrawal until then.
>>25004860
>>25005181
>co-op
how did you guys get a co-op? Did you approach a company directly or were you recruited within your school's department?
im a meche major
>>25005197
dont listen to that idiot, he clearly did something wrong
if you are even a slightly good student then you will not have to pay for college, several of my friends are even being paid to go to college
that guy is way too overconfident in his abilities, not only is 2010 not even that great of a score but there must be a reason he wasnt in the NHS of his school
>>25003149
You don't have to put your age on your resume, and they usually can't ask.
>>25005249
>if you are even a slightly good student then you will not have to pay for college
stop
>>25005228
I would, but the unpleasant side effects are starting to happen as well.
It's a toss up between going cold turkey right now and potentially having maximum suffering for 2-3 days, or having medium suffering for.. until my last final on Tuesday. And then more than 2-3 days of potential maximum suffering.
I'm conflicted, and also kicking myself mentally for making this dumb decision. Never ever change anything in daily routine during finals. Fuck.
>>25005249
You know how much I'm paying for this semester of uni?
20 Europeshekels.
>>25005271
you are right i guess perhaps completely free is a little bit of a stretch even for good students, i may have just been lucky
but i think it is safe to say that most good students get some scholarship, right? I can't think of one top 30 student from my high school who wasnt offered significantly cheaper tuition/R&B at most schools they applied to. My state school offered completely free tuition to the vast majority of students in my (IB) program i think
>>25005288
thats the price you have to pay to live in eurogay
>>25005106
you really don't
it's pure luck
>>25005249
My school has a huge career fair every year for eng students, I went hard as fuck during it one year and got 2 co-op offers.
>>25005629
What is your GPA? I am a freshman and I feel like I already fucked my life up with this first semester
>>24984914
I hate stick-up-their-ass professors like this. They act like the world is going to end because a paper was sent a minute after the deadline.
>tfw 5-10 page thesis on a topic in phenomenology due next Tuesday
>has to be unique topic
>haven't read anything the whole semester
>also 1500 word paper on neuroscience and free will due midnight
>haven't written a single word besides the MLA headings and Works Cited page
>chem final also next Tuesday
Just want it all to end familia.
>>24986455
>wahhhhhh I shouldn't have a well-rounded background of knowledge!!!
>end of year marks released today (Australia)
>haven't checked yet, extremely likely I failed at least one unit
Think this is a good time to finally check out. I'm literally a failure in every aspect of life. Partying normies get better marks than myself who has nothing else to do but study. I am seriously low IQ. I AM FUCKING STUPID.
Just fucking shoot me
>>25005782
Be my girlfriend instead.
>wanted to study physics
>college only does an applied sciences (chem and bio course)
>it's two years long
>next year, a one year physics course starts up
FUCK
should I switch subjects? I'd still earn a qualification from my first year of Applied Sciences, but I'd likely never use it which feels like a bit of a waste of a year. I've already wasted two years being a NEET and am starting to get a sense of impending mortality.
I'm still not 100% sure what field I want to work in for a living, I was considering med school but if that's the case I should stick in with applied sciences.
To other sciencefags out there: how do you decide what to focus on? Any good resources to learn more about what fields of study are actually hiring people and doing interesting things at the moment?
>>25005629
>have to go hard as fuck for 2 offers
Just fuck this shit senpai why can't I casually send out some resumes and just find something? Shouldn't have to consume my damn life.
>>25003149
Only if you suck good cock.
>programming task
>finish
>hand it in
>get results
>99/100
WHY?
>>25006113
>Shouldn't have to consume my damn life.
Get used to it; after the application process consumes your life then the job will.
You didn't think you'd get to have your obligations as a side thing next to video gamesor whatever other hobbies you haveforever, would you?
At some point adult responsibilities have to take center stage.
>>25005656
It wasn't really that great, something near 3.0, maybe a little lower. I failed hard my freshmen year, withdrew, then came back and did really well. I made this my main selling point, even added an "Adversity" section to my resume and threw in a Churchill quote in my interviews. They ate that shit up. So don't worry, they will overlook some things. A large amount of engineering students get raped during their freshmen year.
>>25006113
Yeah it sucked, especially since it was right when the semester was ramping up. But if you want a comfy co-op at a large corp, getting that position will have to consume your life (for a couple weeks). Because if you don't give that effort, some chink or Indian will. It's well worth the effort though, really helped me in terms of paying for school. I get 22 dollars an hour.
>>24992732
Same im army now
>>24992210
I've been in this situation
If you're in a good degree, please, don't give up
you'll be paying out the ass now, but think about what you need to do in order to make sure you don't fail again, and know that you're making an investment in the future you.
>>24984914
I have my last final in 4 hours and I'm just browing 4chins. AHH
>>24987027
> I was smart in high school
literally means nothing. if you are stupid in college then you are stupid. an idiot could get through high school with decent grades.
>>24995993
I get like 4 grand back every semester because of grants and this tuition free program that I'm in that gives me s stipend. I think I can only get half my grant amount next semester since I'm approaching graduation and you can only get grants for 6 years
>>24992210
you have to work harder or you will be in debt for the rest of your life. don't get lazy. i failed calc and retook it and got an A and now the failed grade doesn't show up on my transcript. just don't fail more than one class and your uni will probably let you retake it.
>>24996162
> network
do you know where you are?
Taking finals now but just got a job so I'm feeling much more relaxed than usual. Were all gonna make it :^)
>>25771513
>Calculus final tomorrow
>Paper I haven't even thought about starting due friday
>Didn't get credit for last project
>Got a 59% on the final
>Got a 80% in the class
>mfw
>>25007526
Words can hurt you know
>Chemistry final tomorrow
>currently sitting at a D+ in the class
>can't afford to fail
>have failed the last two exams
>should have been studying this weekend
>played 30 hours of video games instead
>should be studying right now
>just played 3 more hours of video games and now I'm on 4chan
>>24985248
Michigan checking in, fringe top 20 probably
>tfw probably just fucked up a Psych Exam
>tfw material is easy, just too lazy to start studying earlier because I thought I'd be fine with 4 hours of study the night before since I got a 90% on the last exam that way.
>>25005427
It's alright, at least I don't have to spend time around Americans
>>24993545
hard work fambro
most of the people ITT would solve their problems with honest hard work all year round, retaining knowledge and not just waiting until the end to get serious.
I just gotta say everything on this website? It's awful, it's shit. Even in 2007 at least they weren't pussies they actually did shit but today? What do you faggots do? Nothing. I even have a theory that the 2007-2008 r9kers are actually chads now. Yep, you're getting cucked by your own kind. Anyways, just thought I'd make a thread about that and to see how you people feel about it. Well maybe I shouldn't say people because let's be honest you guys aren't people you're betas. : ^ ) -kingblackchad
Protip: I know I have a missing tooth getting that fixed in 2 weeks, and I also know I have crooked glasses getting that fixed soon too but at least I'm not a beta so it's all good son.
Also if you got offended by this, then I'm doing my job.
>>24985430
It's ok guys I talked with the professor and he gave me 33. Now all I need to do is to suck his dick more.
>tfw night period
>Take home final exam for Pre-Calculus
>Get an easy A, didn't study, watched videos on YouTube to figure out how to solve every single problem.
Wow community college is such a fucking joke jesus
>>24995735
It was actually most likely this actually
I remember overhearing one particular engineering stacy (who maintains quite the circle of engineering orbiters) talking about how one particular guy (who is autistic and beta af) would "make a great lab partner".. later on in the semester i heard him complaining bitterly about how she contributes literally 0% and for one particular lab session she didn't even show up to school.
you dodged a bullet anon
>>25009913
also the subject you are studying is very easy
>>25010083
Well the absurdity of a take home exam is more of the point.
>>24987500
So it turns out advanced electromagnetism can be pretty fucking hard.
Still passed at least.
>Gotten a 4.0 every semester since I started college
>Still feel like I could be a lot smarter if I had never tried hard drugs
>Don't necessarily dislike school or my major, but I just have this feeling that I was made to work with my hands and be a farmer or gardener or something
>Spent too much money now to back out, especially since I'm so good at what I'm doing
This ambivalent feel
>final grades were entered in on sunday
>haven't checked yet out of fear and shame
>tfw I'll find out eventually no matter how long I hold it off
>Ecology exam in 2 hours
>Haven't felt like studying too hard because I've had a 90 Average on the 3 exams during the semester but I still feel like I could fuck it up
Fucking can't stop refreshing page looking for my grades to pop up
WTFFFFF is wrong with me
>sit next to a girl during finals
>don't talk to each other
>still imagine all the romantic stuff we would do if we dated
>Took my Statistics final this morning, studied like hell last night.
>Long ass test with ALL the things that I was least knowledgeable on.
>Needed to pass this test to pass the course, probably fucked up badly on it.
Now my parents will be disappointed in me, and I'll be in debt $3,000 which I don't have.
Literally considering dropping out and killing myself.
