let's face it, unless you kill yourself you're probably not going to stay a virgin forever, statistically it is guaranteed that at one point some woman is definitely going to decide you're good enough, but who is that going to be? and in what setting? how do you realistically imagine yourself lose your virginity at this point?
With someone
I don't think I will. I'm not good looking, or smart, or funny. I'm a true 1/10.
>>24984134
Why do you think pubs exist?
>>24984322
I wouldn't be able to talk to anyone there. They would laugh at me desu.
I won't
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24984134
post a picture, snepai. it can't be that bad. I bet you're just lacking in self confidence
Well I have a girl in my class who always smiles at me and shit
she's always trying to touch me, sometimes she just hugs me
maybe that's just a pity hug or whatever but it feels nice
she's not too pretty though but not ugly neither like 6/10
I'm opposed to casual sex, and I've never been in any sort of situation where something might happen anyway. I don't have friends and I don't go out, so there's really no way I'd ever meet anyone.
>>24984385
I dunno if that's a good idea. People might make fun of me.
>>24984518
How else will you know if you are really a 1/10? I doubt very much that it's anywhere near that bad
I did. Just a couple month ago.
>at house of girl I met online
>sitting on her couch
>we both don't realize we like each other yet
>she's complaining about how her roommate is always the one who gets male attention
>I tell her she's actually a lot more attractive than her roommate
>we're talking more, I wind up telling her about the girl who friendzoned me
>"I wouldn't friendzone you."
>she snuggles up to me, smiling the sweetest smile
>we kiss
>somehow she finds out I've never touched a boob before
>grabs my hand and puts it under her bra
>we kiss again and she winds up on top of me, grinding against my dick
>we decide to go into her bedroom
>despite several attempts, I can't keep an erection, I'm too nervous
>"Maybe this means you're not ready yet. I'm sorry."
>feel defeated as fuck
>next time she lets me dry hump her until I come, feel a little more comfortable
>third time I finally feel comfortable enough to keep my erection and cum in her pussy with no condor
>still together and in love with each other
>>24984560
Well I don't have bdd, and I have eyes. I also have never had someone ordered in me ever, and that's fairlly telling.
>>24983570
far from guaranteed. Someone post the chart, about 2% are celibate for life. That's one in fifty people, that's a lot of people. Not all of that is voluntary.
You have no fate but what you make.
>>24984617
>I also have never had someone ordered in me ever
I guess that it's good that no one thinks that you're a restaurant. Restaurants are usually big.
With a fucking prostitute
>>24984692
One in fifty people isn't a lot of people anon
>>24984617
That may well be, but you don't have to have BDD to be insecure. Everyone goes through it at some stage in their life.
A 1/10, OP? Very unlikely, I can guarentee
>>24983570
I probably never will
My standards are too high compared to my attractivness
Doesn't matter since I've already decided to not do it.
>>24984753
this is how i hope to lose it too
m8 you are underestimating my anxiety. Even if a woman decides she wants to fuck, how am i supposed to get naked with her if i'm too scared to even talk to her?
>>24983570
>it is guaranteed that at one point some woman is definitely going to decide you're good enough
>guaranteed at some point
>31
>to this point the only person I've recieved an offer of sex from was from a guy offering to suck my dick
>mfw
With a dude through craigslist probably. I posted an add with no intention of following through with it a while ago just to see if anyone would respond. Like 10 guys did so it'd be super easy to do if I wanted. Now I just need to wait until I'm desperate enough
>>24984615
So why post in this thread you fucking normie shit
>>24983570
ima gonns to sticka benis in a bagina
>>24985025
>Never touched a boob until a month ago. Most likely in his 20s
>normie
Pick one
Probably marry some washed up fat whore.
Wished I could tell this girl my feelings but whatever.
Lost mine to some whore I met when I was 17, just fucked her and dropped off the radar. The stupid thing I did was giver her my house number, where she proceeded to blow up my house phone for weeks after we had slept together until she finally got the hint and stopped calling.
>>24983570
After I suicide by cop at the morgue maybe half an hour after my death. I'll lose my dead, ass cherry.
>>24983570
I still have 7 more semesters of uni.
I figure that sometime in there I'll probably end up sexing a woman.
probably with some young gay guy who wants to have some fun
>>24983570
nah, im definitely staying virgin forever unless i turn to tinder or prostitutes, neither of which even count imo. theres not a fucking chance any woman will ever like me,enough to want to gf me. high school was social conditioning and i failed, so i lose at life now.
>>24983570
Probably never, I'm already 31 and have no inclinations to suddenly get back into courtship/socialization or get a hooker.
>>24983570
Lost mine when I was 13 to a black girl I was dating. We went to the movies (Ang Lee Hulk to be specific) and spent the whole time groping each other and making out. Then we left early and went back to her house and fucked while her parents were out.
>>24984518
bro just calm down.. you can be that bad BUT if you are not a fat fuck fucking piece of fat shit LIKE ME you will be OK and just have to wait to a girl who are gonna ride your cock like a pro.
>>24984757
World population 7 billion
2% celibate for life
>140 million people
>not a lot
Please kill yourself
>>24983570
The question is why women don't kill themselves once they've gotten too old for Chad and have to settle for something they'll never be happy with.
i lost my virginity less than a month ago but i didn't cum and i think i was horrible in bed or something because she broke up with me right after. i wanted to kill myself for about a week afterward
>>24983570
To an escort in about 40 daysSince I'll soon become a wagekek, might aswell waste money on an escort
>>24983570
Im smart, funny and talented but I have no desire to lose my virginity.
I'll likely not loose my v-card. I'm kind of anti-social but have some good friends. I just don't have the self-esteem or w/e to talk to a girl about a date or something similar. Fuck I cannot even talk about random stuff. Most of the time I'm just mute and listen.
>>24987446
Was the first time man, you are going to get better.
>>24984134
1/10 here
I feel ya senpai. Just accept the fact that no one will ever like you and things will sorta get better.
Since I never leave my home and I hate talking to people, I find it very unlikely I will lose my virginity
>>24984906
>not accepting
what are you fucking gay?
>you're probably not going to stay a virgin forever
Hahahahahaha
>>24987594
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/03/on-late-in-life-virginity-loss/284412/
>one patient was 60 years old when they lost their virginity
>60
>YEARS
>OLD
>>24987594
I love the fact that Chad to the far left doesn't have to work out at all to look good, while the guy holding the selfie stick would just be average if he wasn't ripped.
>>24987862
what the fuck is the CHAD type.. i never got it .. its like a fucking looser with a lame job but he is good looking and have all the pussys ?
>>24988073
Being born genetically superior.
Lurk more.
I don't want sex, just a girl I can love and hold.
>>24987678
>stereotypical 'can't get laid' excuse
>stereotypical
Oh, right. I forgot everything is literally just like flipping a switch for normies.
>>24986555
>got a gf
>hasn't become a normie
Hello reddit
I'm a student going in Italy with Erasmus from end of march to early july.
I can just hope for an italian grill having a fetish for stranger/french.
I dont know, man. I think about this too. Maybe I'll meet a girl in university and somehow get close?
It's hard to predict it but it will most likely happen. I try a lot after all.
>>24988520
tfw the only grills that give me positive signals are land whales.
>>24988360
Charlie sheen really is the spitting image of his father.
>>24983570
I'm ugly as fuck so anyone around my age or younger won't want me. Women will never want me because they detest anyone remotely unattractive. My only hope seems to be getting fucked by some guy in his 50's that shoves my face in the pillow so he doesn't have to look at my ugly face.
>>24988557
>tfw no girls in CE
Our school is supposed to have more grills than boys
