Do girls masturbate just as often as men?
No cause when they're horny they have 20 men lined up ready to do nothing but eat their pussy and deliver them the fullest of pleasures possible.
how often do men masturbate
>>24983293
this
why masturbate when i can get a guy to eat me out.
its better plus i can just lie there and relax.
>>24983324
1-3 times per week
>>24983340
in that case, some do
>>24983293
I imagine some 5/10 average looking dude got super red faced with anger while typing this. he then goes over to a porn site afterward and furiously masturbates to "lesbian only" porn because having dudes in the video "makes you gay". afterward he will then beg him mom for sevearl bucks to go to subway and then make a shitty "Neets and subway" thread. after about 30 minutes of eating and shitposting its time to fap again so he makes a thread about traps and "swears up and down its straighter than straight porn". after a second fap he's feeling kind of down so he makes a "why can't I get a girlfriend thread" where he proceeds to hate woman and berate them in every single post. Afterward he just goes to a "woman hate thread" and continues to post on how he hates woman. Then lastly he finds another thread about woman and the process begins again.
>>24983390
I imagine a toasty roastie typing this
>>24983390
What the fuck are you talking about, you cunt?
>>24983340
Fuck me that's a low amount, without me the average would probably drop to once a fortnight.
>>24983390
>spending so much time typing this out
roasted and toasted
take your cuntflaps, flap them around like wings and fly away to /soc/
>>24983390
how is it even possible to fap twice in a day. after one time my desire lays dormant for a week or so. depression does miracles.
>>24983390
Guy who wrote that checking in.
You're right about the 5/10 part but the rest is wrong, although I do hate women.
Stay toasty though roastie, I'll continue to maintain a good relationship with my father.
My one and only ex told me this:
"I don't masturbate because I can just have sex, why would I masturbate? I just have sex a lot instead. I like to have a lot of sex."
Which then prompted me to ask her who she was having lots and lots of sex with, since she was never in the mood for it with me unless she was shitfaced drunk.
We broke up.
Female masturbation is my fetish.
>>24983507
Well you're depressed and probably have low test levels. Also try taking multivitamins if you aren't already.
>>24983273
No, they aren't people.
>>24983390
Screencapped for further use. Perfect summarization of the average frogposter/manchild.
>>24983273
no ,its just a meme
>>24983324
once every day
>>24983507
Depression makes me do it more
>>24983811
Filtered :^)
>>24983390
Nigga, are you seriously posting this in every thread?
Not speaking for all females here but I hardly fap at all tbhq maybe once every few weeks if i remember
May be due to depressive feelings, low sex drive just dont get the urge to watch porn much.
Noticed its easier to get off if i have a bf though since he kinda keeps bringing it up
I do it every other day or so.
twice a month
Probably not.
I fap like 3-4 times every day.
I doubt any woman faps that much.
>tfw no lewd fembot to fap with on skype
>>24986566
Your time will come.
>>24987160
thanks anon
captcha 320
>>24986566
>tfw fapping with a lewd fembot on skype
best feel, good luck anon
>>24983330
you are literally the worst tripfag here and thats saying something
either that or youre some elite master of bantz. if thats the case then you're doing your job excellently and i commend you
>>24983488
I turnintoabird
>>24983324
4-5 times a dayplease kill me
>>24983324
4-7 times a day
Suicidal too, I don't know what these "low test depressives" are on about. Being depressed just makes me crave the dopamine more.
>>24987390
Start drinking.
Jacking off only leads to erectile dysfunction or pre-ejaculation.
>>24983324
maximum of once a day
all the guys who did it more than that are just fucking degenerates
>>24983811
it's fun how filters work
>>24983324
I'm a man. I haven't masturbated 3 months
I doubt it
male here I used to jack off AT LEAST 12 times a day
>>24987579
>3 months
I do it ever day, it's not irregular to do it more than once a day.
Am I abnormal?
>tfw nofap
>tfw it hasn't gotten better
>>24987499
you would be surprised
if im horny 3 times a day, how am i a degenerate. at least my systems are fully functional
can men have consecutive orgasms? Do you have to wait enough time before you can fap again after cumming?
>>24987611
completely fine
>>24987653
Yes we have to wait, although the time varies between men
t. >>24986566
>>24983556
at least you didn't remain cvcked.
every day
sometimes twice a day
>>24987653
Men can have multiple orgasms through prostate simulation, or so I've heard. Saving up to buy a good prostate massager atm, I'm pretty hyped about it.
>>24987729
>Men can have multiple orgasms through prostate simulation
Shut up, I am a man and I can have one right after another with no gay shit.
>>24987710
skype pls femanon
>>24987653
apparently it's possible for some men to be multi-orgasmic through kegel practice. I don't think a lot of men are able to do it though.
>>24986566
We can be lewd together, anonAdd me on skype: deivis102
>>24987879
I'm not gay anon
>>24987444
not him but I don't like the feeling of being drunk
any drugs besides amphetamines and weed (getting bored with them) to keep ones thoughts from going to the noose?
>>24983324
2-3 times a day.
>One or two in the afternoon.
>One right before sleep.
sometimes it's 3 times a day, sometimes i go a week without doing it, it varies
>inb4 roastie reeeee etc
>>24983390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
I can hear the flapping
>>24983811
Only supportive comment is a trip
Oh em geeeddddderrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>24983324
Sometimes three times a day. Sometimes only twice a week. Never before I workout though.
i've always had the hardest time masturbating.i dont know if that common for women. i never finish, and always end up even more sexually frustrated when im done. so i eventually gave up on masturbation and now i never do. and its literally torture to not be able to get myself off. because my libido is off the rails.
I've never masturbated or felt the urge to, really.
>>24983324
1-2 times a day, depending on mood.
I'll masturbate at night just after getting into bed if I'm not too tired and just fall asleep, and then when I wake up again depending on if I have to piss or if I had a good dream.
I really don't masturbate during the day any more.
>>24988002
M-masturbate with me femanon. maybe that'll help
>>24988026
Good job, You have become chemically depended.
>>24983567
same here tbhfam, I just want to watch a qt fembot fap near me
>this will never happen
>>24987634
nofap is a bad meme
>>24983273
They do, actually. They literally rub themselves throughout the day.
>>24983273
>This topic comes up in class
>Girls claim women masturbate just as much as men
>Ask them how often they think guys masturbate
>They all agree that a couple of times a week seems reasonable
>tfw all the guys just look at each other like "did they say week?"
>>24988002
I knew a girl like you but worse as not even the fucking lesbians could help her. Eventually she found me and...well I started to walk funny a lot. Before that apparently she channeled the excess libido energy into other activities but that still wouldn't prevent her from lashing out. According to others testimony apparently she became much more bearable to be around once I showed up. Before that apparently she was a real fucking shedevil and supposedly a complete turbo bitch. I never saw that though...just the...insane libido. The kind of libido that straight up isn't possible in a straight man. Those were some tough times for me.
When we broke up the people who dealt with her previously naturally started to hate my stinking guts because she went back to her old ways.
>>24987952
When I was depressed and near suicidal a few months ago because something set off my regular bipolar cycles, I kept myself on mescaline for 24 straight hours, and it pulled me out.
>inb4 "psychs change your life meme"
>>24983273
Every day, sometimes twice, sometimes I skip a day. I very rarely go more than 2 days without fapping.
>>24983273
My wife has never masturbated in her life and doesn't like sex. I think she may be asexual.
>>24983324
I used to 1-3 times a day. Now I'm married, work from home and my wife won't let me. So once a day while she's sleeping, if I'm lucky.
;_;
>>24989694
Meant to reply to >>24983324 I'm not a girl.
>>24989704
This is why marital rape should be legal.
>>24987444
>pre-ejaculation
I can have sex for hours and still can't manage to cum.
>>24983273
I do it every day, sometimes twice a day. But I'm also single and lesbian so that may explain things.
>>24987872
I've tried that, it's really just the initial feeling of orgasm multiple times, not a full orgasm. Plus if you fuck up you cum and lose your boner with no orgasm at all. Not worth it imo.
>>24989407
Sounds like a borderline anon, she was just trying to seem better until she has you hook somehow, like moving in together or marriage, the she-devil mode would activate. The bullet grazed your ass and you didn't even feel it.
>>24989704
that's a fucking problem. ask divorce now
in some years when you cheat her "for no reason" according to her.
since she will be innocent of charges.
she's going to take everything from you in the court.
>>24989515
deep web or in person deals?
my dealer left my town recently and I can't make sense of how to deep web now that old silk road is gone
>>24990672
>ask divorce now
I've tried, she shouts and hits me. I can't take that.
;_;
I haven't in 2 months, OP.
Girl
Five times in a session, but one session a week. Sex one day a week too, but I don't come during sex.
I used to jerk off more but who has the time nowadays
>>24983273
>asking this message on an anonymous image board
>>24990797
Obvious domestic abuse relationship is obvious
Get the fuck out? Of the relationship I mean. Get outta there.
>>24990797
roofies
>>24990852
If you don't come during sex it's both of yours fault
>>24990797
Alert about that to some authority, doctor or whatever as an alibi.
then leave her for enough time to ask the court for an special divorce.
or just wait until she cheats you. (that can be insta-divorce).
Since everything is broken, the judge can give you a 2nd opportunity
to have a good wife.
if you have kids, you're fucked
>>24983324
2-3 times a day if you're a lonely shut-in.
>>24983324
one a day
>>24990797
>Get life insurance policy on her for.
>Wait awhile.
>Hire hitman.
>Keep lawyer on speed dial.
>Keep mouth shut.
>Profit?
For more info ask your friendly local assassin for things like special offers, details, and more.
Remember they are used to these sort of requests!
Also available for assisted suicide which is especially useful for life insurance policy on yourself that wont get tossed out due to 'suicide'.
They are both actually pretty fucking common types of assassin jobs.
>>24989347
Do girls think this is a contest or something?
>>24987653
i used to go twice every time. 2nd time was better.
i'm down to just one these days, though.
>>24991761
they want to believe the "women are the same as men" meme
